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Narration Irritation 3: Lemon Bones by Kevin3 reviews
Harry finally manages to squeeze a lemon out of the narrator... but it's not the kind of lemon he was expecting. Explicit parody content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Narration Irritation 2: French Lemonade by Kevin3 reviews
Harry's finally ready for some top-notch lemon tart featuring two rather striking ladies... but with a small problem in casting. Humor one-shot; "sequel" to Narration Irritation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Complete
Narration Irritation by Kevin3 reviews
This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye Hogwarts by Kindali Sidera reviews
Don't even read this. It's horrid. This is what happens when you're high on Pixie Stix at midnight. But if you do want to read it, it won't take much time. Lots of death!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Can't We All Just Get Along? by Xabelle reviews
Harry Potter summons a great beast to help him defeat the Dark Lord. Oneshot. Short short. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
This Isn't Your War by Reverdy Brune reviews
What's it like to go home for the summer to a family who doesn't and can't know anything about you? This is a companion piece to It's Still a Fairy Tale, but it works independently. Oh, and this is Jo's world, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch Toned Muscles by lunakatrina reviews
This is a spoof, Harry is worried about finding someone who loves him for him and not his muscles or fame, Hermione's just trying to keep things logical, and Ron really wants to wake up. Rated M just in case, oneshot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 284 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mother of a Hero by cecelle reviews
For fourteen years, I was the mother of a hero. One finger is all that was left of him, all that they returned to me...Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Peter P., Sirius B. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Platform by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot. Sad, dark blue fluff, the silkier kind. 'You must have loved her very much, not many people remember enough to wait.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Folly by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Severus Snape POV of who Harry Potter has become Post OotP - Cookie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense by Ari Munami reviews
In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hotter Than Peppermint by Sailor Grape reviews
H/D *slash one-shot* When Draco receives an unwanted Christmas gift, he unknowingly pawns it off on Harry, who will help him learn to appreciate the gift's value. Fluffy like pink cotton candy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crossword Puzzles by Trinity Day reviews
Lily, James and Sirius take the time to attempt to do the crossword. Also featuring Baby Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quill You Marry Me? by Lady Norbert reviews
Ron's looking for a unique way to ask Hermione to marry him. A little help from the twins, plus Quidditch, candy, and a really awful pun create a memorable proposal. Received Honorable Mention for Best Use of a Pun at the Sugar Quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
We are pleased to inform you by Hyzenthlay Dolarhyde reviews
Written for the hpwriters guild Draco receives his Hogwarts letter, and a Malfoy family bonding moment takes place
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Draco M. - Complete