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Harry Potter: Prank Connoisseur by Haugh Wards reviews
Since childhood, Harry Potter has discovered a love for pranks. He adapts them into his daily routine, pranking those surrounding him whom annoy him. Then comes Hogwarts, a prankster's paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,004 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/12/2020 - Harry P.
The Sealed Kingdom by LoveMyRomance reviews
Final Book in the "Dark Prince" series. Sequel to "The Allure of Darkness". Hadrian Riddle, formerly known as Harry Potter, sets out to change the course of history as the heir to the Dark Side. With the help of his friends, he is determined to prove he can take over the wizarding world & win this dangerous game they are playing. Rated M for dark themes [Covers Yrs 6-7] COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 239,102 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 10/1/2023 - Published: 8/4/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Un Nouveau Contes de Fées (A New Fairy tale) by IrishDreamer4 reviews
Marinette begins a new life, her old life face new challenges, Hawkmoth becomes more restless, new heroes arise, and Lila FINALLY gets her comeuppance.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,484 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/5/2023 - Published: 6/24/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] OC
Whose Boy Who Lived Is It Anyway? by otblock57 reviews
The Wrong Boy Who Lived is living it up at Hogwarts. The right one? He's, uh, read a bit too much of The Count of Monte Cristo. Extremely serious, not at all cracky WBWL fic. Rated T for language (Futhark)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/23/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unwanted by WokFriedIce reviews
Harry had always been told his parents were dead, but when he was 5 he learned the truth. He was unwanted. That was the year his baby sister was left on the Dursley's doorstep. A one-shot expansion on a reply to a HPFanfic prompt response. Not quite canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,136 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/19/2022 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 12,416 - Follows: 6,020 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Two Finger Salute by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 6/2/2022 - Published: 3/8/2022 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Dobby - Complete
Trouble is My Middle Name by WokFriedIce reviews
Inspired by a Reddit Prompt: A bigger bully than Dudley moves to Little Whinging and befriends Harry out of spite for Dudley. A mostly canon compliant one shot story with small changes and a different ending. Hopefully you find this simple and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/20/2022 - Published: 3/19/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Dudley D. - Complete
All the Time in the World by burnable reviews
After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 751 - Published: 3/6/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
The Prankster Challenge (Rewrite) by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
When Fred and George send a letter to all the students of Hogwarts issuing a list of pranks to complete for a year free supply of there products, which student will win?. Set Sixth year, AU, Non Canon. Does not follow the book in anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2022 - Published: 1/1/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L.
Imperiussed by burnable reviews
Harry and Hermione discover a new trick. It may be illegal, but oh my, could they use it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 950 - Published: 9/28/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Marinette style! Boo-YA by LoveReadingMoreThanWriting reviews
Tikki was trying to let Marinette followed her own path, but Marinette wasn't dealing with it right. And, Tikki ran out of patience. Also, wasn't it part of Tikki's job to guide and mentor her chosen? Or the one-shot in which Tikki had enough, and now Marinette will take Lila down – in a Marinette's style plan.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/8/2021 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Tikki, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Run (Her Decision Rewrite) by Dartujsvkou reviews
Abandoned by his parents and being mistaken as a Squib had led Harry Potter to this situation. Screams filled the air as a little black-haired boy pressed himself into the wall. Well, at least the Dursleys were no longer an issue. Four-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 6/14/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Bad Education by magicspacehole reviews
What he had pictured in his head when he'd first thought of teaching were long, sweeping orations, students hanging on his every word, young minds being taken in and inspired by his message. What he did not fully consider, however, was that he would actually have to teach. (In which Tom Riddle begins teaching at Hogwarts and realizes just what a horribly stupid idea it was.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,348 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Albus D., Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
Junior Prankster by blueoceandragon reviews
The Weasley twins overheard Ron's comment about Hermione's being insufferable and decide to take her under their wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,425 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/5/2021 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Hermione G., George W., Lee J., Fred W.
To Face What He Denied by Tygershark reviews
Summary: The end was only the beginning for Severus Snape. After that, there is a clarity to be found and one can see things as they really are, not how one imagined them to be. This story picks up during the Deathly Hallows at the scene where Snape has just been bitten by Nagini and has been left for dead by Voldemort. This will be more of a character study of Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Allure of Darkness by LoveMyRomance reviews
Sequel to "Dark Prince". Tensions start to rise and loyalties are tested as Hadrian, formerly known as Harry Potter, delves deeper into the Dark side and sells his soul to the devil. Hadrian Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord himself, is about the become the most terrifying thing the Wizarding world has seen. Just you wait. Rated T for torture [Covers Yrs 3-5]. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,700 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 5/29/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Nightmare Man's Journey by Tiro reviews
Sequel to The Nightmare Man, set ten years later. Under the rule of the Dark Lord Voldemort, much still remains the same. Yet rebels still exist, and they fight to remove Voldemort's ally, the Nightmare Lord. Will they succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,639 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Rabastan L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 368 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Beginning of Birth by Hinneva76 reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Grey Phoenix. Harry's in his second year, what surprises is he in for this year? And will Voldemort and Dumbledore succeed in their plans?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,893 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Harry P., Neville L.
Fractured Time by Tiro reviews
Continuation of Birth of a Nightmare Man chapter thirteen, where we left Rabastan and Draco wondering about Harry Potter's fate. But now time has become a strange thing, and their world is dying. How can they escape? Will they ever see Harry Potter again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,109 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Rabastan L. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 7,602 - Follows: 7,931 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 426 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grey Phoenix by Hinneva76 reviews
Wrong BWL story. Harry, the younger Potter. The smarter, stronger magically and in every other way. Some slight Potter/Dumbledore bashing. Neglect and Greyish Harry, but always 'light'. Constructive criticism appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,849 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hogwart's Youngest Headmaster by Icewolf2190 reviews
Dumbledore's gone, and Umbridge is about to take over as Headmistress when the castle shakes violently. A magical entity appears in the room, claiming to be Hogwarts. Oh Harry, just what have you gotten yourself into this time? My first fanfic, and I suck at summaries, sorry :/ Rated T because I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Students by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Did You Miss Me? by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
A sequel to Hermione Help Me!, Harry and Friends write letters to Voldemort and his Death Eaters about everything from not being able to find socks to wanting to taking over the world. Set Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
OMG, Hermione is Insane by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Some Earlier Chapters being edited. Hermione is insane or is she, one thing for certain, act or not, Hermione is annoying the Hogwarts staff. sequel to the prankster challenge, you don't have to read for this to sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Hermione G.
What Not to Do When in the Order by Little-Miss-Repo reviews
A series of oneshots inspired by Bellamort500's Dear Order Members. No real reason to them. Very AU and OOC Will take prompt from others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] Harry P., George W.
Toys for Every Girl and Boy by Drag0nst0rm reviews
When the Marauders leave Hogwarts, they start a toy store. This changes more than you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Good Reality Check by FMPtrumpets reviews
"It's time you got a reality check." Harry said. "Reality check?" "Yes... into just what it is to be me." In which Harry is sick and tired of Ron's constant jealousy. Of course, things don't always go quite as planned. This time, though... that's a good thing. GOF AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 562 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 554 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas with the Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Part of The Nightmare Man verse. Christmas time, set after The Nightmare Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Let it choke by The Divine Comedian reviews
Remus knew what he was supposed to do: Keep his distance. Reassure Susan that running from the Boggart was perfectly fine. Have her write "I will not skip class" five hundred times, then send her on her way, ensuring that whatever issues she had would be dealt with in the proud tradition of the wizarding world: through avoidance and denial. Except he knew where that path lead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Harry P., Remus L., Susan B., P. Sprout - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 5,322 - Follows: 2,180 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 4,881 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The House of Marshmallow by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Crackfic Hermione Granger gets sorted into the house of Marshmallow which causes a lot problems as the house doesn't officially exist.With the Sorting Hat as her head of house and four other students added to the house ,Hogwarts will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Giving up by Secre reviews
Harry is at the end of his rope; he's no saviour, he's just a frightened and hurting adolescent who has been asked to do too much. The prophecy was the last straw. Can McGonagall do something now? Or is it too late? Trigger Warnings on individual chapters although suicide is a strong theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,645 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7861 - Favs: 10,828 - Follows: 8,187 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Conspiracy by flabbyknight reviews
Harry Potter has discovered that an evil conspiracy has been controlling him his whole life and struggles to break free from Dumbles's evil grasp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ghost Strike by flabbyknight reviews
The High Inquisitor pays a visit to History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Dolores U., C. Binns - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 228,613 - Reviews: 2999 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sorted For Bravery, Not Loyalty by Shenandoah76209 reviews
When Ron left them Harry wondered why he hadn't seen it coming. After all, Ron always left when things got hard. He was sorted for bravery, not loyalty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 324 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prank of Pranks by Hippothestrowl reviews
A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 160 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 1,326 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Adventures of the Pranking Trio by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
The epic tale of how Hermione and the Weasley twins drive Umbridge out of Hogwarts, spend a month annoying Voldemort and then raise a de-aged Bellatrix and Voldemort while bugging the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Ways To Get Umbridge Out of Hogwarts by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
When Umbridge gets hold a piece paper with different suggestions to get her out of Hogwarts she reads out in the Great Hall. Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete
Harry Potter: I'm a wizard, I'm gay, get used to it by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Year 1. Flamboyant openly gay Harry. Harry arrives at Hogwarts and he is nothing like anyone expected. He prefers painting his nails to playing Quidditch and takes every opportunity to flirt with Draco Malfoy. Contains: Dumbledore bashing, Caring McGonagall and Hagrid. Not a jerk Draco. OC House Elf named Jelly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Haunted Hermione, Revenge of the Past by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Set first year What starts as a nightmare quickly becomes a terrifying reality for Hermione Granger. As Hogwarts terrible secrets are revealed and some of Hermione's own family she must decide whether to pay for her family's sins or fight for her own survival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Sang Lys Got His Blond by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had at least attempted to hold back, but his self-control had never been his greatest asset. Sang Lys had always loved playing games with Lucius, the blond all but begged to be dominated. It was about time he gave the man what he wanted. SLASH! A little PWP. Pre-Epilogue DR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Breaking of Severus Snape by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everyone else had paid for there crimes in one way or another, except Snape. He still had too much fight in him, he still had his own will and Vilkas wanted to break his spirit. Who else better to call than his Master, Sang Lys? DARKFIC! WARNINGS INSIDE. Pre-Epilogue Dark Repercussions. Will not make sense if you have not read DR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Safest Place in the Wizarding World by flabbyknight reviews
Harry wants to transfer to a different school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Pride by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Pre-Epilogue to Dark Repercussions. They fought the war and they won, they had the world led at their feet and yet somehow, it wasn't enough. He needed more and there was only one way to get exactly what he needed. Everything resided on this moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Harry P., Neville L., Augusta L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Hermione Help Me! by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
A series of letters from Harry to his friends & enemies. Set the summer before Harry's 5th years. The sequel Did You Miss Me Now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash. EDITED 2020/2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,066 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 2,118 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 8,603 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,002 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Dear Death Eaters by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Sequel to Dear Student, Dear Order and Dear D.A.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Dear Order Members by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore is tired of the order members childish antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Albus D.
Constant Vigilance by Kevin3 reviews
What? Why was Amelia snickering? Surely it was a good thing to have such a legendary auror like Alastor Moody as a mentor... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/3/2014
Whispers by ravenhaired88 reviews
"Snape was definitely up to something. The signs were all there, but he had no evidence. He considered speaking to McGonagall about it, but it felt like his first year all over again. He knew that McGonagall trusted Snape, and without proof his suspicions would just be shot down." Written after the Final Battle, canon except Snape surviving and Epilogue. 3-shot. With a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 2,025 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear DA Members by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Harry tries to keep the D.A from getting into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Harry P.
The Forgotten Boy by Kallanit reviews
Harry's twin brother is regarded as the Boy-Who-Lived. No one is aware of Harry, whose very existence has been forgotten, except by the Potter house elves. When Severus Snape finds out about Harry, he sees this as a chance to escape Dumbledore's control. Captivated by the little boy, he takes it upon himself to give Harry the father he needs. SS/HP father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,500 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Moments of insanity by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
one shots. A kind of sequel to Dear Students, don't have to read to make sense. Previously called 30 moments of insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Tantum by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had never expected this to happen. In actual fact, he didn't know what was going to happen, but this had never crossed his mind. But fate did so like to play with her favourite person! When Sirius died, Harry went of the rails, he got himself involved with with the enemy and now he has to face the consequences. But maybe, in the end, it's not as bad as it seems!MPREG TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,989 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 1,022 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 621 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
In Death May We Part by Jessiikaa15 reviews
One Shot - Prompt! Voldemort looked in to the eyes of his enemy and wondered what happened to the sickeningly light boy he had met last year. "There is a saying from the Muggle world: 'Until death do we part'. Usually, it's used to show love from one to another. But with us, we really will only part in death." Just like his eyes, Harry's voice was broken as he spoke. CharacterDeath
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 11,963 - Follows: 3,641 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Beautifully Broken by Jessiikaa15 reviews
ONESHOT! DARK!FIC: Many things have happened to Harry, he endured because it was what he had to do to keep the ones he cared about safe. But when he finds out that Sirius' death was not how it seems, everything becomes too much and his mind snaps. Consumed with hatred, he goes to the place where he feels drawn and shows the world why he has always been a threat! LV/HP Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,050 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 444 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yet Another Twin by The Handsome Twin reviews
Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, the wizarding world's saviour. Too bad his twin brother is evil, and steals all his accomplishments. And too bad nothing really makes sense. Wrong!BWL parody. Featuring idiotic!Dumbledore, evil!parents, and heroic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Clichés by The Handsome Twin reviews
Harry receives a mysterious letter during the summer break, finds out about his inheritance, and receives many new powers in this parody of clichés. Includes Manipulative!Dumbledore, Evil!Ron and Friendly!Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
How Mary Sue Saved The World by The Handsome Twin reviews
Follow the grand adventures of Raven Hepatitis Diamond Esperanza Malfoy-Riddle-Potter-Weasley-Zabini-Flitwick-Snape de Angelo, as she saves the Wizarding World and finds true love! Oneshot, general Mary Sue-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - OC - Complete
A New Day Has Come by Sammy Victoire reviews
Harry twin brother Godric was believed to be the boy-who-lived and he spent two years of his life being ignored by his parents and Godparents until one day when Lily and James dropped him off at Petunia's doorstep and he walked away from the house and bumped into someone else who took him in. Now that they know the truth they want Harry back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 360 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Count Your Blessings by Caitriona3 reviews
Seeing old friends reminded her of just how fortunate she had been when Lucius Malfoy received her as a spoil of the war. (Warning - slavery, non-implicit non-con & violence)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 9,294 - Follows: 2,928 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
How Sang Lys met the Dark Lord by Jessiikaa15 reviews
This is a short oneshot on how the assassin Sang Lys first met up with the Dark Lord. It's a side story to my Dark Repercussions, so if you have read that then you might be interested, if you haven't then you could read this but it might not make sense!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 235 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 7,906 - Follows: 4,842 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Remove a Wizarding Portrait 101 by shannalynn reviews
Fed up by the not so eloquent speeches shot her way by the late Walburga Black's portrait, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands with a little help from Sirius. No pairings. Just a fun little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 9,007 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Don't Let Me Forget by Caitriona3 reviews
Why are good memories always the first to fade? Post-DH and definitely AU. Written for Caitie as part of the HiH Christmas exchange. Angst is her favorite, so I took a swing at it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 17,613 - Follows: 5,178 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
The Master of Delights by Strykor1977 reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 287 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Watch Your Tongue! by Caitriona3 reviews
Language can be a dangerous thing when traveling - even when the two countries "supposedly" both speak English!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4813 - Favs: 14,882 - Follows: 6,198 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 6,665 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche reviews
The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fantical Lunacy by Xelan reviews
Sequel to Delusions of Granger. Takes place where Delusions left off. Ron has his sights set on Luna and Neville will have to intervene. Mild to moderate Ron Bashing ahead. Inspired by the wonderful folks at Seel'vor's Fanfiction group. H/Hr and LL/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/26/2010 - [Luna L., Neville L.]
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 398 - Published: 5/21/2010 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 728 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 10,328 - Follows: 2,853 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wolf's son by TeWahineAniwaniwa reviews
Harry's twin is thought to be the boy-who-lived and his parents neglect him. Someone else is also feeling neglected. One night Harry disappears along with Sirius's spouse and child. Years later,Dumbledore does something stupid.Dumbles is going down! Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,782 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 513 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Ginny Weasley Hates Hermione Granger by The Last Sith Apprentice reviews
She has everything I ever wanted, everything I ever dreamed of. People see her, admire her, fawn over her, wait on her and love her. The thing I hate the most is that she behaves as if everything was meant to be like this ; as if she was born to live like
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
To Test My Capacity by corendel reviews
Harry Potter was born a twin, and his brother was named a savior. Now, he has a final fight against Voldemort. Not for the world, not for his family, but just to see if he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 9,819 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 2,134 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 1,122 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 6,956 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 5,040 - Follows: 4,207 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 683 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 692 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4296 - Favs: 9,837 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 7,021 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete