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Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."
Rory: Hehe.
Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:
Rory: Oy with the poodles already.
Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.

Lorelai: Kirk asked me out.
Rory: Shut up!
Lorelai: Yesterday.
Rory: That's so sweet!
Lorelai: Rory!
Rory: What are you gonna wear? Ooh, you should wear your dress with the ponies on it, I bet he likes ponies.
Lorelai: You're not serious.
Rory: I bet you'll have a good time.
Lorelai: "Hello, headmaster Charleston, this is my stepdad, Kirk. Try not to make any sudden movements, he's a fear biter!"
Rory: OK, so how are you gonna let him down?

Rory: No Sun.
Lorelai: Well he's not up yet.
Rory: I can't even open my eyes.
Lorelai: That's okay, there's nothing to see. Kirk's in a Speedo, Taylor's in a skirt, Al's in assless chaps.
Rory: Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again.

Mai: The town had a fake murder?
Lorelai: Yes, because the town is too dull to have a real murder.

Rory: When is dinner ready?
Lorelai: Do I look like a timer?
Rory: I thought you might have set one.
Lorelai: Silly rabbit.
Rory: Timers are for kids.

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Picking Up the Pieces by LEJ418 reviews
Logan cheats, Rory leaves, and the fallout sets a ripple effect into motion. None of their lives will ever be the same. Post 6x18. Literati, JavaJunkie, Paris/Tristan and Logan/Other. Sorry NO Rogan.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 144,171 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/16/2006 - [Rory G., Jess M.] [Logan H., OC]
The Ripple Effect by DC Nixon reviews
What if one event in Jess' arrival to Stars Hollow changed- How will it change the relationships he forms and how will it change his overall attitude towards Stars Hollow and its residents? Mainly Lit, but some JJ
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 138,800 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/25/2008 - [Rory G., Jess M.] [Lorelai G., Luke D.] - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,139 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Happily Ever After by soonerchick7 reviews
Rory is now a senior at Yale, and she thinks she is happy with her life. That all changes after she makes one little phone call...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Rory G., Jess M.
Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide, Nowhere to Go by procrastin8or951 reviews
Set during and after "Teach Me Tonight." Jess contemplates everything as he sits on the bridge, waiting to figure out what he wants to do. What will happen when he goes back to New York? Jess-centric. Please review!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,793 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Jess M. - Complete
Who Would Have Known? by Literati44 reviews
WELL MY FIRST STORY SO PLEASE R&R AND JUST READ AND I'LL TELL YOU THE PAIRING:roryjess with paristristan, and lanedave undertonesstory updated to T just in case.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Rory G., Jess M.