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Joined 03-15-08, id: 1524827, Profile Updated: 09-06-10
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Cats, Sherlock Holmes, and Inception.

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Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,847 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cyclical by Lucky Dice Kirby reviews
On the nature of running.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
The Greek Problem by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. People die for love and they kill for it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
pulse by windspans reviews
There are stories, you know which ones: you were the one to write them. Holmes, Watson, and the shadows on the floor.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Addict by CiderApples reviews
Holmes is a self-destructive drug addict because the alternative would destroy him faster. Holmes/Watson slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2010
5 Times John Watson Swore To God This Was The Last by Codalion reviews
Breaking up with Sherlock Holmes is a damnably difficult business. The Adventures of John Watson, his excellent intentions and his abysmal willpower.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/8/2010
Only a Cry by littlegeekpenguin reviews
2009 movie-verse. Watson/Holmes, the last time. Warnings for spoilers and slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Side of Normal by Ladelle reviews
In a race against time from the one person Sasuke fears the most, there are only two things that matter. One, making it out alive. Two, making sure Naruto Uzumaki doesn't screw things up. SasuNaruSasu, AU, AIYH Rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Reunion by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
He had one goal. Kill his brother. Naruto was a means to an end, nothing more, nothing less.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Alive reviews
They're extraordinary because they've had two first meetings: one in London with a price on Eames' head, and one in Limbo, washed up on an unknown beach. Eames/Arthur, slash. Sequel to Alone.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Arthur, Eames
To Begin reviews
It only takes one mistake to end things. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Alone reviews
Eames' inability to concentrate on the job is Arthur's fault, and it could end them both in Limbo. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Desideratum reviews
Some things are unforgivable. Holmes/Watson, Two-Shot, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Lady's Touch reviews
Holmes and Watson are oblivious. Fed up, Irene Adler decides to play match-maker. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
PostMarital Sabotage reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Quindecim Secundus reviews
A new case, a stolen waistcoat, and Sherlock Holmes... John Watson never even stood a chance. Holmes/Watson, One-Shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Nocturnes reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elysium reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sargasso reviews
Over the years, a childhood friendship between two young boys threatens to become something darker, passionate, and much more destructive. SasuNaru, Three-Shot, AU, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pandora's Box reviews
There’s a reason why the third door on the left is locked. And Tugger, ever the curious cat, is determined to find out exactly why. TuggerMisto.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Not Ever reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Parallax reviews
Naruto leaves Sasuke three short words on a piece of paper. The act will change their lives forever. SasuNaru, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silence reviews
It is never easy on those who have to pick up the pieces. SasuNaru, AU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale reviews
In the end, their love was nothing but a fairytale. Beautiful, broken - and never meant to be. SasuNaru. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laudanum reviews
A kiss with a stranger at a subway station has tragic consequences. SasuNaru. One-shot, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marche Funebre reviews
I love you, Sasuke. But that won't stop me from killing you. Oneshot. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Definitely Maybe reviews
Naruto. Sasuke. One night, one school, one secret... and one year to win a bet. Let the games begin. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,630 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Black Rose reviews
AU. When Konoha’s deadliest assassin inherits the Ninth Key to the Gates of Heaven, he never expects it to be a boy; and he never expects to fall in love. But with Heaven and Hell at war, is love enough to keep Naruto alive? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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