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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Facts about me!

Hi!My name is Eva.I'm 16 1/2 years old(and yet I still write yaoi.Go figures.).I'm 173 cm tall and growing,and I have 65 kg,and am very developed :) I have long blond hair and blue-green-grey eyes with a black ring around them.I like women and men but it might just be my hormones.I do support gay people.I like ninja dudes and yaoi.My fave manga is Naruto,but the only thing I care about is the Akatsuki.

My fave characters are Hidan(look at my username!),Deidara,Zetsu,Tobi and Kakuzu.My fave pairings are:KakuHi,HiDei and ZeTobi(Zetsu deserves to be loved!)

I like reading,making origami,writing stories and poems,singing(not very well,though),making fun of people and kids(not in THAT way,you pervs!).I don't like vegetables,snobby people,racism,sexism,homophobes,eggs and when someone makes fun of me.

My classmates know me for pointing at a blank wall and yelling 'pudding!!' or talking about my pet,Bob the radioactive chicken(seriously).

I posted two stories and I have another two thought through,but something is messing with my comp so when I post it every few words are missing.Untill I get that fixed(any help at all will be appreciated) I will not be updating my stories.I hope you understand.

Fav color:Black and sky blue(there comes the title)

Fav bands:Three Days Grace,Billy Talent,Within Temptation,Evanescence,Linkin Park

Fav movies:Silence of the Lambs,The Dark Knight,Matrix

Fav series:Dr. House,Bones,Dexter,Will & Grace(they suck,but Jack and Karen kick mighty ass)

Fav books:Child called 'It',The Da Vinci Code,Angels & Demons

Dreams:To find true love(corny,I know),to become a doctor or a shrink

Fears:Big dogs,high places(only if I look over the edge),death

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Afraid of the Dark by Darkmoonphase reviews
As long as he keeps quiet and does as "they" say, he's fine. But Kakuzu and his friends have other ideas. Thrown into something he doesn't want, all he can do is try to stop it before it's too late for those he cares most about. kakuhida/AU/high school [Now adding Alternate Ending chapters; 2014 final update]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reminiscence and Reverie by 12VelvetWhispers reviews
A collection of One Piece drabbles, one-shots, and challenge fics. Multiple pairings, though mostly Zoro/Sanji, spanning the series.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Dreaming by Yaoi4Shelaguuuuu reviews
Draco and Harry, as the years go by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yesterday Was A Lie by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry and Draco have a quiet coffee. SLASH Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Boldly Go by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Sick of Nagayoshi's unsocial behavior and spoiled upbringing, Kakuzu introduced his stepsister to his close friend, Kisame. Not the right occupation for socializing lessons, but could be the right guy for her. Police AU. KisaOC. Will turn M in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kisame H.
Now and now by Kit Marin reviews
Admiration of the perfect opposite. Observing the power of a commanding captain.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Love Letters by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry and Draco exchange letters. SLASH Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perspicacity by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Draco has an epiphany and tells Harry about it. SLASH Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
True Love And a Child by glitter2126 reviews
This was originally going to be a one shot, but it was getting to long so here's the story: One of the members of Akatsuki have a dark past and itinvolves a child... WARNING: Some language may come into play, in the story...youve been warned
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Itachi U.
The Trial of Severus Snape by FerPotter reviews
Severus Snape is judged for his acts. Twice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Sleepless by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ulquiorra feels strange, restless and decides to go for a walk. He meets Grimmjow and realizes that this man might be exactly what he needs. First Yaoi, be gentle. Kinda rape. Was a one shot but I decided to expand on it :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,191 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Not Allowed by MeadowHayle reviews
Grimmhime! Grimmjow and Inoue Orihime fell in love with each other. But they are not allowed to. What will happen when Orihime gets pregnant? A bit Ichigo&Rukia too, so if you don't like...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
From the Cold by ShiroMoon reviews
Grimmjow, a runaway, meets Ulquiorra on a winter's night. Ulquiorra, feeling it would be irresponsible to do other wise, takes Grimmjow to his house and while there Grimmjow discovers that the man is more troubled than he appears. GrimmUlqui one shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
See Me Now by Dior Crystal reviews
Grimmjow just wants Ulquiorra to notice him. Is that too much to ask? AU-ish. Yaoi. UlquiGrimm.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Swapping teams by Skimx reviews
I have decided, as of today, everybody has been assigned a new partner. What will happen? Kisame x Deidara , Sasori x Pein, Hidan x Tobi not Madara Zetsu x Kakuzu. Rated M for Possible citrus/lime/lemon. My first fanfic, ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H.
It shouldn't make you sad by Whorphine.Daffodildo reviews
Zabuza decides what would be best for Haku's future is to be without him. He sends Haku away, not knowing how much it would break his own seemingly hardened heart. Zabuza x Haku oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Becoming the Demon Shark by Blood Thirsty Me reviews
The story of Kisame's past. How he came in possession of Samehada, why he betrayed Kirigakure, how he joined the Akatsuki and how he lost his first friend. Rated for violence,language and other future content. CLOSED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,670 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete
Hate Consumes You by caramine reviews
There are some things that are just simply understood. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, yaoi, angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Why Do I Love Him by xotakux2002x reviews
konan asks an interesting question.to answer her, deidara recalls his and sasori's history in hopes of finding the reason why. sasodei yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Poison by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara's life is toxic, slowly killing him from the inside out. how long before the blonde tries to finish the process? sasodei dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Puppets Don't by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori is the master, and deidara is the puppet in their relationship. that's how it has to be, in deidara's mind. sasodei yaoi, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Hiruko by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara learns to like that ugly puppet of sasori's. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
I Need You by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the story of how kisame and itachi's partnership evolved from loathing to loving each other. kisaita fluff and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
He Hates, He Loves by xotakux2002x reviews
random little drabble about the things kakuzu hates and loves, told from hidan's POV. kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Behind Classroom Doors by xotakux2002x reviews
student-teacher smex! between two very unlikely akatsuki members X3 AU, kakukisa with a little sasodei thrown in for fun. oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Broken by NotWritingAnymore reviews
Kukuzu had always tried to bury the memories of his past. But when ones mind wanders in the deepest recesses of sleep it can be hard to keep your nightmares at bay. Warnings: mentions and depictions of child rape, some language, very light Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Breakaway: KakuHidan by fangedfallenrose reviews
We meet a fourteen-year-old Hidan Lomoges. He is being abused by his father, a middle-aged man. Life is pretty bad until his father remarries into the Iwa family. There he finds acceptance, love, and friendship in the oddest of places.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Alive by snuggled reviews
Kimimaro is diagnosed with schizophrenia, until its discovered to be a misdiagnosis. Sold away to the mental institution by his parents, his only source of comfort is the homicidally inclined Juugo, a new patient. Dark boy-love at its finest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kimimaro, Juugo
Guardian by Lyricism reviews
AU. Love is often a trial and error thing, especially when said love isn't accepted in general and said lovers are within the terror that is adolescence. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Q U E S T I O N by GrimmHansel reviews
My first KakuHidan fanfic. Kakuzu questions whether not Hidan will want to be with him for long. As far as he's concerned, they can't keep pretending he's not a monster. A stitched freak. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Interface by Lychenne Laki reviews
A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sands of the Amaranth Hourglass by BrightBrightWorld reviews
AU. War rages among the races, the genocide campaign launched by the vampires slowly consuming minorities. An orphaned werewolf, through a series of misfortune and his unlikely bond with a digruntled noble, will change everything. SasoDei. Yaoi/gore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Worn Out Tool by OldKiaraAdachi reviews
Sometimes you don't know how important somebody is to you until you come close to losing them. Zabuza had to learn this lesson the hard way. ZabuzaxHaku, HakuZabu, ZabuHaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M.
Am i losing my mind? by StitchedRevolution reviews
Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Breaking Point by DireAfterglow reviews
Haku's been desperate for Zabuza for some time now, and on a stormy night Zabuza finally breaks... Yaoi, ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
heat by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sound by She-bop reviews
yaoi : more Grimm x Ulqui smut but first chap is mostly build up. Ulquiorra hears Grimmjaw making a strange sound in his sleep and decides to investigate. I think it's done now...unless I can think of something else...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Her? His name is Kisame by lover of an alchemist reviews
“I have a crush.” “You do? What’s her name? Is she pretty?” I look down at Sasuke, His dark black innocent eyes stare back up at me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Couple Fights by 11X.d reviews
Aizen and the espada has much to comment on Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra's relationship as they wait for their meeting to start while listening to their infamous couple fights.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Lovers by reooeky reviews
Sequel to Partners. If you read the story, you know what's coming! KakuHidan, lemon, yoai, all that stuff...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
I Didn't Mean To Tobi by Araizune-Nara reviews
A small drabble on Deidara and Tobi and how Tobi would react in my opinion to having his mask ripped off by Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.