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Joined 03-15-08, id: 1525044, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Star Trek: 2009, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

~Some things money CAN buy. for everything else, theres Fanfiction~

Penname: Kiba Takahashi

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Fav Song: Ballroom blitz

Youtbe account: WassupKiba (go visit!! i have 24 vids!)

Deviantart Account: Wassupkiba

My top favourite sayings:

1. It’s a proven fact that too much smut causes brain damage OH SHIT!! i'm DOOMED...>.>

2. Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies .

3. I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me.

4. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

5. Sin is pleasure, pleasure is sin.

6. Pure impity, and impious purity

7. I have a gun and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.

8. My business is killing and business is good.

9. Judge me and I'll prove you wrong
Tell me what to do and I'll tel you off
Say I'm not worth it and see where I end up
Call me a bitch and I will show you one
Screw me over and I do you twice as bad
Call me crazy But really you have no idea

10. Person 1: NO I WILL NOT HAVE HOT STEAMY SEX WITH YOU IN A DARK ALLEYWAY ON SATERDAY NITE!!
Person 2: ...damn...-turns to Person 3- wanna hang out saterday? my plans are screwed..
Person 3: ...o.0...

11. How harsh do my words have to be, for you to realize how scared i am?!

12. want to help me charge my phaser?

13. When your bii, pants are like goody bags. You never really know what your going to get, but your happy with whatever you find.

14. Do you believe in Miracles? Yes.

Pairings I LOVE with all my fan girl heart

NARUTO:

sasunaru

gaanaru

deisaso

nejiten

shikatem

gaalee

BLEACH:

IchiIshid

IchiRenj

Ichibankai

INUYASHA:

inushess

Inukoga

miroinu

STARTREK:

Spirk

ChekSulu

McKirk

McSpock

CRIMINAL MINDS:

HatchReid

ReidMorgan

Pairins I HATE:

NARUTO:

inochoji

shikachoji

gaahina

naruhina

narusaku

sasusaku

STARTREK:

UhuraANYONE

Hobbies: Writing fanfics, Reading fanfics, and creating pixel dolls. I know, my life sounds boring. (it is at times) But then i IM my buds, or call them, or hang out at the library, scaring lil children XDD

Hello, Kiba here

I have decided to revive my fanfic account with teh posting of an all new fanfiction named Navy Otaku. Before i post it i want everyone to know that IT IS NOT THE SAME AS AIRFORCE OTAKU.

I am honing my writing skills so the previous storys may or maynot remain on this account.

Surprisingly i already have a favorite author, Ninjalicious Babe, i love her youtube vids too! She was the one who got me to join.

I AM REALLY SORRY!! I do not had that much time to work on my fanfiction right now so it may be a while before I post again. I will make it up with 'anime smothered-chocolate covered- citrisy smut'!!

UPDATES AND NEWS

You Are Mine--COMPLETED

Enterprise Pick-up Lines?--COMPLETED

Foxes Coals--replaced with Fragments

Fragments--Ongoing (will never be complete. this is my fic dump for things that have no other place)

Navy Otaku--Ongoing

Airforce Otaku--Cancelled.

Fox and the Hound--Cancelled- Deleted

COLLABORATION FANFICS

Spockcicle--COMPLETED! Last chapter finally revised--fanfic collab with LadyStars

5 and 1 Shore leave--COMPLETED ONESHOT--located on Lady Stars profile page.

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Unshed by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
After an attempt at bringing Sasuke back for the third time, Naruto's finally ready to cut the thread of his and Sasuke's bond that he had clung to for so long. But what happens when the Uchiha does come back...on his own? Sainaru, Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,737 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crimson Stained Sky by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Humans know that they're flawed, that they're not perfect, but they also know is that there is an even more flawed life form: that of the Analiax demons. And that's all they needed to start a war. Sasunaru, Gaanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Day In, Day Out by HowDoYouDoop reviews
In a busy city Uchiha Sasuke is a slave watching the world of the free pass by him. One day a young man stops at his window and strikes up a conversation. Talking is all well and good, but what can this blonde haired, blue eyed stranger do for Sasuke? ((TW:rape))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Seduce A Vulcan In 3 Easy Steps by LittleMissHotPepper reviews
Jim is convinced that he is a master of seduction, but Bones disagrees. Will a bet that Kirk can’t seduce his Vulcan First Officer settle the debate? K/S Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Day and Night by Kira-sama62 reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a few others go on a mission to England to protect a certain Potter boy and a School. M for Smut, cussing, and violence. Sasunaru dont like dont read! This is a Harry Potter Naruto Crossover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Promise of Immortality by Ruay Higirashi reviews
This is my version of the first book where Harry is sorted into Slytherin and is thrust into many different situations from the orignal fiction. Warnings: This story does contain grapic yaoi content, if you don't like don't read! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P.
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Perfect Illusion by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Seven years post-Hogwart’s, Harry stumbles across a familiar blond in Muggle England, not expecting to find his life becoming different from what it used to be and all that he once knew, becoming fiction. Slash. Yaoi. HPxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Slave to His Love by Elric-Chan reviews
Naruto was Itachi's slave... but it was Sasuke who loved him. And what price will Sasuke have to pay for what he wants the most? What consequence can he face for keeping his promise to protect the one that means the most to him? AU SasuNaruSasu CHAPTER 4!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Unfufilled Desires by kitsunefoxie reviews
no one could ever fully comprehend their bond. Incest InuXSess
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Harry Potter and the Yaoi Doujinshi by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
SLASH!! Harry discovers a certain object involving himself, Draco, and fuzzy handcuffs?! Ideas, realisations, and triangles ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ninja Magic by Emeralde reviews
Naruto Harry Potter crossover! when Harry Potter finds an old necklace his father left for him, Naruto gets summoned to his side, but why? shonenai, possible yaoi later on, SasuNaru HarryDracoHarry? other pairings...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Honor of Blood by Zaleone reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL SHADOWS TO SHADOWS IS COMPLETE! When the Wolf Prince happens upon a very injured hanyou, what will he do? Koga x Inu, mpreg, slash.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kouga, Inuyasha
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NAVY Otaku reviews
In a world of technology and war, few people have time to pursue hobbys much less dreams such as treasure hunting. But when a sailor in the right place and the wrong time gets caught up in such an outlandish scheme how do you think he will react?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spockcicle reviews
Kirk's worst nightmare has come true. He must return to Delta Vega to study a beast that almost killed him those many years ago. Will he be able to save Spock from said beast and get over his fear of the cold? MMSLASH.UPDATED EVERY 10 REVIEWS!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,738 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Enterprise Pickup Lines? reviews
How would Kirk pick up a woman? What about Sulu? Uhura? Not in ways you'd expect, thats for sure.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009
Fragments reviews
sections of storys long forgotten, oneshots not long enought to beable to stand alone, and events too unbeliveable to come together as one. Naruto. rated K through M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Airforce Otaku Discontinued reviews
Uzumake Naruto gets back from being a POW,and is discharged from the United States Airforce and decides to move to Japan. What will happen when he gets a job at an anime shop working for a creepy dark haired guy called Sasuke? YAOI! RATED M FOR A REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You are Mine reviews
ahh! Omph! Sasuke says as Kyuubi flings him onto his back onto Narutos bed. Climbing over Sasuke on all fours, Kyuubi/Naruto leans down and whispers into Sasukes ears "You are mine." ONESHOT YAOI M FOR REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete