Horace Nihil
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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello, curious reader.

My name is not Horace Nihil. Well, let me rephrase that.

I'm a 40-something French (sorry about that ;) ) HP fan, steadily writing short stories and (painstakingly) novels for my own entertainment. After years of reading fanfiction, I tried my hand to writing some, and well...there is quite a lot of garbage on my hard drive. "Silly Ruler Waving" is my first published fanfic, the most promising one so far (among the dozen or so I started). I rushed a bit for seven months to fix a so-so fifteenth chapter and it is now complete.

Now, I'm sorting out the various ideas, drafts and dead-ends to try and find a (hopefully) better story to publish. For more information, progress reports, fun stuff and all, you can check my blog (hnihilen(dot)canalblog(dot)com, since ffnet removes the URLs and no longer shows the homepage link).


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All sorts by broomstick flyer reviews
Bits and pieces that we either never developed, cut from stories, or simply gave up on. Ideas we lost interest. some similar pieces, parts we have decided to post. If you want to borrow any of them to use then do so with our blessings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,775 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where do Broken Souls Go by stalkerace reviews
It was a question that Harry asked Teddy on the day that he learned of Hermione's decision to marry Ron. It was a question that Teddy had not been able to answer even after more than three decades. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/1 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,015 - Follows: 7,585 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Escape to New York by Writing Warriors reviews
He's scared, wanting desperately to find a safe place and voila, Harry Potter escapes to New York at the age of nine. Welcomed into a wonderful magical community of his own, he grows away from the dangers of the wizarding world until he has an accidental encounter with a French witch and then a bushy haired witch. He masters the master manipulator and comes into his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 174,189 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P.
Without End by Icedragonmo3 reviews
A series of One-shots and scenes that I know I'll never finish, but need to write down so they'll stop bouncing in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Harry P.
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It's the Hair by forcedInduction reviews
As Luna Lovegood made one last pass by the wall, she did what she'd been doing quite often lately – she asked the Room of Requirement to provide some distraction. (Once upon a time, I wrote Dramione for a friend. As you'll see, I had to get Harry and Luna involved to stave off the nausea. Harry/Luna mocking Draco/Hermione. Taken from my other pen-name.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Through The Veil by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry falls through the Veil instead of Sirius and goes back in time. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Dr. Granger - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 316,637 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Three Reasons by fringeperson reviews
What were Demetors doing on Privet Drive, anyway? Harry has some theories, and none of them are nice. Oneshot. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10760 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ronnie Doesn't Know by Blood Brandy reviews
Sneaking to see his friends new job, Ronald Weasely makes a shocking discovery...along with about a thousand other people. Not for Ron fans, and Harry and Hermione don't come across too nice, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 463 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 329,854 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Bellatrix Lestrange's Heartfelt Warning by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange receives an invitation to meet Harry Potter's best friend and discuss spells, curses, and charms, she is only too happy to meet with the little mudblood and teach the proper place for her in magical society. And like others, Bella underestimates her. No relationships. Torture, torture, torture, muggle surgical techniques discussion, and more torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Thanks to Ron by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Ron's aversion to...something...allows Harry to step in and take advantage. This is another one-shot that might turn into a multi-chapter story down the road. I urge those of you that haven't read any of my other stories to READ THE WARNING before you continue. You might be sorry otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Two Lovers by MysticJaden reviews
My take on Harry's sixth year. Drama, romance, some humour. Please read and review! Lemon warning! M/F M/F/F F/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,161 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harrison Evans & the Hogwarts First Year by DragonKatGal reviews
*COMPLETE* Without the scar, without the hair, without the name...Harrison Evans is just another Gryffindor trying to make it through First Year. *NEW* Chapter 17 - The Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,242 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Agent Elle by alienyouthct reviews
Black suits? Check. Black Ray-Bans? Check. Neuralyzer? …well, they've got something close enough…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Gangland by Bloody Fox reviews
Harry was exactly what Petunia and Vernon had said, a criminal. Vastly AU. M for language. Crack-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P.
Like Hell He Will by Manchester reviews
In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Infinitely Curious Woman by A plus reviews
“The boy is a Horcrux. In order for Voldemort to be truly gone, the boy must die.” But his deal had never been with Dumbledore, it had always been with Lily. By teaching Granger the Dark Arts, he could corrupt Potter's soul and save his life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Suffering Veisalgia by owlofathena reviews
Complete. Minerva McGonagall has to deal with a drunk student. Extended by request into post-school years. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 298 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
They Will NOT Approve by Itsme66 reviews
One thing they were both sure of: Her parents would NOT approve. Rated for sex, bits of language and slight ickiness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Broken Swing by Romantic Silence reviews
No words are needed between Harry and Hermione, just each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,313 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B.
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Muggleborn Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Turning Point by Hexadecimal666 reviews
What will finally drive Harry to the killing edge? No relationships, One-off and SHORT .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ole' OneTwo by Folaan reviews
Harry is starving and finds sustenance of a... different kind and in the oddest of places no less. Crack!fic, M for language. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P.
Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 315 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Some Kind of Comical by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
Post DH, pre-epilogue. Ginny breaks up with Harry. Hermione breaks up with Ron. Add in copious amounts of alcohol and repressed sexual ponderings, and you find yourself with...well, this story. Discontinued due to boredom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
Sure, they were awake during the day. But it seemed like night was when they truly lived. HHr romance in second year. M for sexy reasons. Featuring Ron "Comic Relief" Weasley. Begins with the Polyjuice Incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,300 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoken Words by Rex Tims reviews
A silent Potter enters Hogwarts. With only the written word, how does his place in the Wizarding world change? AU with a Harry who does a little more thinking. Abandoned, rewriting it as Best to say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphany by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 310 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
The Deepest Friendship by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
Harry and Hermione come from broken and abusive families. What happens when they meet at a young age and decide to run away together? WARNING - This chapter includes Multi-Bashing and may contain nuts, additives and some types of jam.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,391 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 282 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,531 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Idiot by filkertom reviews
Ron Weasley? What had Hermione been thinking?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bettings & Wayward Mind Magicks by Folaan reviews
A shot PWP Saccharine to the infinity one-shot that just wouldn't leave me alone. Mild Weasley bashing. As always, H/HR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix Tears or, Hermione Granger and the DH by grangerous reviews
Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,256 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G.
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If Wishes Were Unicorns by justanothermuggle reviews
In Harry's sixth year professor Dumbledore decides to move the Mirror of Erised to a new hiding place. After accidentally causing the Mirror to fall down a staircase weird things start happening at Hogwarts. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,019 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Uncle Vernon by Professor of Muggle Studies reviews
A short revenge one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Vernon D. - Complete
Family Secrets by A plus reviews
A woman thought dead returns after the final battle. A secret past between Lily and Severus is revealed. Now that Harry has a mother and sister, where does that leave the girl who has always played both roles for him? HHr SSLE DMOC."I'm not your mother."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,301 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort, My Pet Inferius by darklordmike reviews
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,915 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Quirks by Case Chordlace reviews
Harry tries to wake Hermione up and accidentally discovers her weakness. HPHG 50.11
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Infidelity by RavenclawGenius reviews
Ronald Weasley truly was a coward of a man. Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Second Chance by etherian reviews
Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry's back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of One Kitty by cloneserpents reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Volumes that I prize above my dukedom by What contented men desire reviews
AU. Hermione is reading in the library. When Harry starts to join her, and Ron pulls away, will they follow suit? Or will they grow closer instead? HHr, minor Ron-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Slashing Harmony by KafkaExMachina reviews
So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Life Lessons by NixItAll reviews
Hermione learns a valuable lesson about the importance of moderation in alcohol consumption. No longer a oneshot! Smut warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 495 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In Flanders Fields by What contented men desire reviews
In honour of Rememberance Day, a short ficlet dedicated to those who lost their lives in war. Lest we forget. Minor HHr, like everything else I do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You're Worthless, Hermione Granger by TashaVal reviews
The summer before her seventh year changes Hermione Granger forever. Complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Vol 1: The Truth is Out There by unspeakable writer reviews
After the events of his 5th year Harry is approached by the a seperate faction in the war and given a choice, allow Dumbledore to continue manipulating his life, or become an Unspeakable Operative. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe Something More by Birchwood29 reviews
Ginny's daughter is headed off to Hogwarts just eleven years after the war ended. What happens when she comes into contact with the father she never knew?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Anything that can help by TechnocraticSithLord reviews
During a death eater attack, Harry summons something useful. It's large, and black, and shaped like a slab of stone. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
A Halloween Visit by Angry Hermione reviews
Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The Riddle of Jim Lillian by bobsaqqara reviews
As the New Headmistress, McGonagall recalls the events of the tragic Final Battle she stumbles across a mystery that will involve Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Kingsley, and make her question whom she can trust. AU pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dementors by Myranya reviews
Hermione is sent to Azkaban for using the Killing Curse. Can she survive the Dementors?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Hermione G.
Kitty Torture by Fuyumi reviews
It's hard to be a cat when your owner's in love. Poor Crookshanks can't take it anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
Pussyfooting round Hogwarts by fledge reviews
The midnight adventures of two well-known characters. First one easy to guess, but will you figure out the second? Very short and very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2003
Back to the Road Not Taken by isaytoodlepip reviews
A glimpse of what Harry's life might have been like if he had not gone to Hogwarts, and what would happen when he finally took the road not taken. Includes a friendship with Snape, a predilection for pranks, and the chance to end the war with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,041 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 7/19/2001
Silly Ruler Waving reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete