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Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Jedi Apprentice, Lord of the Rings, Batman, Young Justice, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Waking the Dead, and Hobbit.
Hi. You are reading the bio of JediAniUnduli. I am currently in college. I will be doing my best to update my stories, but it may take time considering the work I'm doing in college.
Here are some facts about me:
- I am a Christian. Yes, a Christian. Please do NOT stereotype me with any Christian denomination anywhere! I won't appreciate the effort. The reason? I am a part of the body of Christ, along with other fellow believers. Each denomination has something good and something bad about it. If you care to know more, please PM me. I'd be happy to respond. Anyways, I follow God's Word (especially about the part keeping thoughts on "whatever is true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable... excellent or praiseworthy" Phil 4:8) and believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior because of GRACE (God's Riches At Christ's Expense). There.
- I do not appreciate slash. Ever. It is disgusting. Period. I have friends who like it and write it. I love them. I do not love their reading/writing. It is weird. Seriously. Just think about it, and see if you're not disgusted by merely thinking about it. Also, it ruins the characters, especially when they're from Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Narnia, etc.
- I do not appreciate M-rated stories. Period. That should NOT need explanation, either!
- I love writing. Can't you tell? Also drawing, reading, swimming, hiking, and a bunch of stuff.
- I love being an independent person, a.k.a. single. Seriously. No guy trying to rule my life here. Isn't that sweet?!
- I have a very important person in my life. Her name is Mrs. Hoewisch. She has encouraged me to write and draw and keep doing both, no matter how bad I might have been and still am. She has been a great mentor to me, and I am deeply in her debt. Also, thanks to JediLuminaraUnduli for being my master. She has put up with reading all the dumb stories I've dragged to her and back.
- I thank God my Father for helping through the valley time and again, and also for dragging me back from the Edge time after time. He's been there for me so many times that I've lost track. He's so cool like that. I can't wait until He comes back!
- I hate misspelled words. Period. They bug me. Dude, if you couldn't bother to at least analyze your stuff once before you post it, at least get a BETA READER!!! I will be more than happy to help newcomers and misspellers alike out (trust me, I'm not as scary as I sound!).
- I will occasionally post updates at the bottom just so you all know I'm still alive and everything. :-D
Well, that's about the end of that. Moving on...
Books I love:
- Hangman's Curse (they totally killed it when they made the movie) & Nightmare Acadamy
Music I love:
- Jordin Sparks
I also like pluggedinonline.com for all the reviews it has on today's music and tv and movie world, and also answersingenesis.org for all the answers it has on evolution and stuff. Please check out these websites, okay?! Thanks to JediLuminaraUnduli for helping me to become a member on the JC forums!
If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when you start talking nonsense every day during gym. Crazy is when you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you. Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe. Crazy is if you laugh at Obi-Wan Kenobi's accent!! Crazy is when you feel someone pull your hair and turn and yell at your best friend only for her to point out to you that you did it to yourself.(Yes...I really did this)Crazy is when you freak out when someone mentions Star Wars!! Crazy is when you talk to action figures of your favorite tv characters and mourn them if they break!!! Crazy is when you imitate Master Yoda using slices of cut bread for your ears!!! Crazy is when you tell everyone that you are Padmé Amidala's twin sister, and your little brother believes you!!! Crazy is when you dress as a Jedi and bring your lightsaber to school and use it to threaten people with (especially when they believe you!)!!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream. You thanked her by screaming it was the wrong flavor.
When you were 6, your mom paid for your piano lessons. You thanked her by never showing up to the lessons.
When you were 8, your mom went out of her way to allow you to have a sleepover at the house with some friends. You thanked her by screaming to go away and that she was uncool.
When you were 12, your mom bought you a cell phone. You thanked her by talking and texting all night to friends and never paying half of the bill.
When you were 16, your mom bought you a dress for prom night. You thanked her by never even bothering to try it on.
When you were 18, you graduated and your mom cried her eyes out for you. You thanked her by partying till dawn followed by a hangover.
When you were 24, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by going away to a farwaway place on a 'private' honeymoon.
When you were 30, you gave birth to your first child. At the same time, your mom called up saying she wasn't feeling well and needed some help. You said "What have you ever done for me?!" and hung up. Two days later, she died.
Your mom loves you no matter what. She will always be there for you. No matter what. But you should thank her by showing true appreciation, more than just a 'Thank you'. If you don't copy and paste this here, than I'm gonna guess that you won't care when you're mom dies.
If you have been told that you are a Star Wars geek/nerd/dork/fan and responded proudly, copy and paste here.
If you ever sit and ponder for a long time on who the hell Mr.E could be, copy and paste here.
Jedi RULE! And that's a fact. Any Sith Lords who say not and I'm coming after you. If you're with me, copy and paster here!
All Jedi are either beautiful or super hot (except Yoda). Sith are the ugliest things ever and must DIE! Copy and paste here if you agre with me.
If you ever have anger issues or strange random emotions at unexpected moments like crying while ordering food at Wendy's, copy and paste here.
Star Wars beats Star Trek be a longshot. The Jedi would kick Captain Kirk and his crew's asses in seconds. Copy and paste this onto you're profile if you believe me on this FACT.
Justin Bieber can sing. He does have talent. He is a little cute. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE HE'S NOT ALL THAT AMAZING!! He will NEVER marry you or have any interest in you. He's just another celebrity making money. No need to go googly eyes on him people! Have some common sense!
98% of teens have smoked pot. Copy and paste here if you are still one of the smart 2% who hasn't.
99.9% of teens would die of an emotional breakdown if Facebook were to no longer work. If you are a part of the .1% who wouldn't care any less and still actually TALK to friends in person, copy and paste here.
Friends come and go. Best Friends last a lifetime. BFF's are special. In the meantime, your family will be there for you when you lose any friends. Friends might matter, but family is important and special. THEY are the people who will be with you for the rest of your life, no matter what, not some random person you friend requested on Facebook that you call a 'homie'. NEVER lose love to your family but ALWAYS choose your friends wisely by heart. Copy and paste here if you follow on this advice.
Order 66 sucks. As does the Jedi Code. If you think that Order 66 should've never happened and that the Code should've been changed so everyone can feel da love, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been laughed at for being a Star Wars fan, then swore at the person in mando'a (or huttuse or any other Star Wars language), driving them crazy since you're the only one in school who knows what it means(I swear it's funny!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been laughed at for being a Star Wars fan and then you inform the person that the amount of people who are as obsessed as you are, making them regret their insult, copy and paste this into your profile.
I saw a thing that said a girl got bullied for liking Star Wars. I have to say to that and the things above, those bullies are idiots. I mean we Star Wars fans are always fun, and girls can like Star Wars too! This is coming from a guy, so fellow dudes, don't insult the other Star Wars fans because of their gender.
Girls are awesome, and guys are cool. Guys get elevated to awesome when they like Star Wars, and girls? Well, they just got a lot cooler. So don't give any crap to a girl liking Star Wars. Chances are they got more guts than you do!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
I love being different. I love being abnormal. I like standing out from the crowd and following my own music. Everyone has their own music. If you know your music and follow it, copy and paste this into your own profile!
If you want to have a better relationship with Christ and win others for His sake, copy and paste this into your profile.
You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.'
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.
... you even know what a jung ma is.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.
This is all for now!
I hope that this is not that hard to understand for those of you who actually need five minutes to think through all this after reading it. Constructive criticism is appreciated (from those of you who actually understand what that means).
May the Force be with you all.
Jedi Ani Unduli
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