Cornadopia
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Joined 03-15-08, id: 1525424, Profile Updated: 05-30-16
Author has written 10 stories for Shakespeare.

Edit, April 2016 - I was so boss in 2009. God. What happened? Random, hyper, emotionally unstable, self-indulgent adolescent fanfiction writers are the best.

(Twenty dollars says you'll cringe at this...just don't punch a kitten in the throat, like I did upon reading it again):

WeLcOmE to my domain.

I am Cornadopia. I will not tell you my real name or location.

I am the following:

Sane.

Insane.

Wild.

Tame.

I'm Imaginative.*

Swede-Irish...inga dinga shalaie

A Disney freak (though not the new stuff, because then I'd be an abomination).

Hmm... what else about me? Well... I love Shakespeare, R&J in particular... I've seen three different versions of "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" abridged, and I want to see mawr!!

My sense of humor can get very racy and boyish. Beware of this.

I'm very into the bromance between Mercutio and Benvolio. It's guy love, that's all it is..

Romeo: In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.

Mercutio: O, then, honey, you just got Mab'd.

Romeo: ... What? (No one gets that but me and a few select others. Ah, my life =D)

I love art, and talking about it.

I love talking. Period.

I love 'High School Musical'.

That was a lie.

Io parlo italiano.

I LOVE calling Tybalt 'Tibby.' If I had known him, I would have tried to annoy the hell out of him 24/7

Homestarrunner.com is some of the funniest shiznit I have ever seen, and I've been trying to get StrongBad to answer my e-mails since I was eight. But it's never happened.

I have a rebellious side.

I think 'Les Miserables' rocks my socks.

I ... LOVE...

ELIPSES!!

I may rock but I'm not made of stone.

The only current (big) story on this site that I have worked on is "Mercutio and Allegra", a fanfiction for "Romeo and Juliet". It's about Juliet's cousin and her relationship with Romeo's best friend, Mercutio, and all the events caused by it. It's supposed to take place during the events of "Romeo and Juliet", so next time the reader sees "Romeo and Juliet", the reader can ask themselves if the events in "Mercutio and Allegra" actually could have happened. (That's what I always do.)

Everything else I write is non fanfiction and part of my own orginial series.

I also like Wishbone... not kidding. It's the cutest show in the world. I may or may not write some sort of one-shot for that... hmm. Maybe when my book is out in stores, I'll write a fanfic where Wishbone imagines himself as one of the characters.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

So I was thinking about it and decided that "Mercutio and Allegra" would be an awesome opera. The overture would be the same as "Carmen"'s. Totally fits. I also decided what everyone's voice parts would be...

Mercutio - Tenor

Allegra - Soprano (well, duh.)

Benvolio - Baritone

Tybalt - Bass. Low, scary..

Bruna - Contralto

Simon - Baritone

Valentine - Tenor

Tancredo - Baritone

Celestine - Mezzo-soprano (with an extremely annoying French accent)

Juliet - Mezzo-soprano

Romeo - N/S (Good. I bet he SUCKS!)

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Christmas With The Roses by Caspina de Gatto reviews
As Christmas draws nearer, for the royal courts of England and Italy, it can only mean one thing: Christmas Court. But with civil war already looming on the horizon for England, the Veronese Prince Mercutio determined to cause chaos, can the season make or break the already tense situation? Modern AU.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Complete
A Dream of Death by Caspina de Gatto reviews
The night before the fateful battle of Bosworth, King Richard III has a dream. A short story I wrote to commerate his death.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Complete
The Students Of Venice by Caspina de Gatto reviews
Supporting your son through university is tough, especially when he has a fiance and son of his own! But when Anthony finds himself in debt, he accepts a loan from an old rival called Shylock with a weird but suspicious forfeit...An installment of the Child Swap series.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 80,334 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
A Long Year's Nightmare by Caspina de Gatto reviews
A year after the experiment in which the Capulet swapped children with the Montagues, Hermia, Lord Capulet's illegitimate daughter, is left torn between not one, not two, but three boys. But actions have consequences, and Hermia must face up to hers. An installment of the Child Swap Series.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 91,416 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Child Swap by Caspina de Gatto reviews
After a prank on Tybalt goes too far, the Capulets and the Montagues are forced to swap children for two weeks and the results are televised to the rest of Verona. Fantastic. But will they discover that they have more in common than at odds?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 65,872 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
The Untold Tale of Rosaline and Tybalt by Caspina de Gatto reviews
Rosaline has always gotten on well with Tybalt. Can she stop his temper taking over and destroying himself and others around him? Rosaline/Tybalt. Takes place before and during Romeo and Juliet. DISCONTINUED.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009
The Tragedy Before The Tragedy by Nicole-Dilona reviews
As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee." No one ever knew how much that last word hurt Benvolio. Here's the story why. A story from Tybalt and Benvolio's childhood. No slash pairings, just friendship. My first Shakespeare fan fic. Please review.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
What is the truth by Ariel-Mystic-Siren reviews
When Christine gets shot trying to save Erik. What could this mean for them? E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Alpha and Omega by Queen Of The Potatoes reviews
A sonnet in Romeo's POV, thinking back to when he met Juliet, as he prepares to join her in her tomb.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Weep Not For Me by sea.song.26 reviews
Weep not for me," Mercutio ordered. "Thou must not leave me with sadness aching." A oneshot regarding Mercutio's death. BenvolioMercutio. Rating for, well, death.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
My Bloody Problem by JustLetMePerfectIt reviews
Have you ever felt like your responsible for something? And no matter what you do to try and convience yourself that your not.. you just can't shift the feeling? Chapter 5 up! JD/Cox Warning JDA
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - John D./J.D.
Mercurial Roses by freakypencils reviews
After all the bitter words, what does Mercutio really feel towards Rosaline? Mercutio/Rosaline, set at the night of the party. :P
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009
True Beauty by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
I wanted to be needed and wanted to find a purpose in life. I wanted to matter. I wanted to make a change. But, most of all, I wanted to feel beautiful. /Abby's POV; oneshot/
Chicken Little - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Strange Love Grown Bold by Pargoletta reviews
Mercutio wakes in the night in fear. Benvolio sleeps at his side, and his presence encourages Mercutio to consider the nature of love and make a choice. A side story to Caro. Warning: Discussion of child abuse.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Ballad of Terror by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
This is a chilling spin on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Be warned, this is nothing like the original.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009
The Bloody Child's Soliloquy by Naomitrekkie reviews
Why the bloody child appeared to Macbeth. Poemfic.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Vacation from Hell by kat.macy reviews
DJ Atomicka announces to the SSX competitors that they will all be going on a short vacation together in order to kick off the new season. Naturally, no one is thrilled to hear this news; tensions between them are at an all time high, and at this point, the best they can hope for is that they manage to make it through the trip without strangling each other half to death.
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
Children At Play by Harmonic Friction reviews
After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Poor Little Rich Girl by x-OmgItsRach-x reviews
Ashley A is basically a spoilt brat. But when a fire destroys her house and kills her family, she has to live with the Spinellis. Will Ashley A be a spoilt brat for the rest of her life? Or will a normal family change her for the better? COMPLETE!
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
A Time For Us by Pargoletta reviews
When the violence that dominates Mercutio and Valentine's lives reaches a new and frightening peak, the boys take the law into their own hands to find refuge. A side story to Caro. Warning: Child Abuse.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Forbidden by milou8 reviews
A poem about a forbidden love B/M
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Memoirs of Mercutio by Miss Rosie Real reviews
This is a very masculine writing log. And don't you forget it." This was just an old school project. Parody, of course. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
EJ's Too Sexy! by Ladybug21 reviews
A random parody of the infamous song I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred... only sung by none other than Enjolras from Les Miz. If you are offended by any slightly ridiculous portrayal of Enjolras, be warned: This is NOT for you. Based on mostly the musical.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Friends and Enemies by Florida's Firefly reviews
Finaly updated! Let’s go back to Oakey Oaks in the fall of ’96. It’s Chicken Little’s firstever day of school and he’s a bit nervous. This is the story of how wellknown friendships were made and how rivalries were established. Chap. 2 is up!
Chicken Little - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006
Entreat by Val Mora reviews
R&J A lover seeks blessing from the Friar, who cannot give it, torn between faith to Writ and faith in Love when it is seen. Mercutiox? slash
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
Watermelon by Holly Rose E reviews
It was like masturbation: very secret and deeply shameful.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2004
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Pausa di Pasqua reviews
It's Spring Break, and when Prince Escalus is unexpecedly called to a conference in Milan, the palace of Verona is left under Mercutio's care. With Mercutio's friends rooming in the palace to help "look after" the palace and a surprise visitor on the way to move in with her relatives, will Verona's youth get away with what they have planned? "Child Swap" series/"MxA" side-story.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 7/18/2012
Mercutio's Lesson reviews
"You know what, Benny-Bens? I've been thinking, and I think I know what you need." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah.. you need a girl in your life." Modern-language; M/B.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011
But More With Love reviews
The feud is over. The last of the shadows have fallen upon Verona. Can a young Venetian boy bring the life and passion back into the city - even if he was born into the wake of hate? Sequel to "Mercutio and Allegra". R&R.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011
Fraternity Reunion reviews
It's a night of many parties, and after Benvolio's recent faliure to reply to Tybalt's threats, Mercutio plans a bit of "fun" for the both of them...and it doesn't go quite as planned. Based on the "Full House" episode "Fraternity Reunion".
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
Riflessione reviews
Sometimes he loses himself in a nonsensical ramble. He doesn't know what he's saying, and neither does anyone. Modern English. Mercutio/Benvolio implied.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
A First Glance reviews
She always knew, since the first look, since she was a homely, sickly little thing ... Prequel to "Mercutio and Allegra". Oneshot...ish.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
My Game Of Life reviews
Allegra Capulet has just woken from a life-long daze, and the first thing she sees is her beloved Mercutio. "Mercutio and Allegra" Side story. Uber short, but I think it's quite cute. R/R. Uploaded for the third time...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Through Tears and Thorns reviews
A songfic, made with parts of my long story, "Mercutio and Allegra" with the song "A Time For Us" Love Theme From "Romeo and Juliet" . Just a quickly- thrown-together little 'aww'-prompter. Short and sweet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Mercutio and Allegra reviews
He jests at scars that never felt a wound ... MercutioxOC. Rated T for mild violence, not to mention kissing and what not.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,937 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
If You Were Gay MercutioBenvolio reviews
The song "If You Were Gay" from the musical "Avenue Q" done with Mercutio and Benvolio from "Romeo and Juliet".
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete