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Joined 03-15-08, id: 1525520, Profile Updated: 07-17-11
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Unnatural History.

To all readers:

Just wanted to let you know that I've recently made the decision to draw back from fan fiction. My husband and I are currently deep in our original manga and hope to publish it soon, and I no longer have time to invest in what amounts to free entertainment. I apologize for leaving some of my stories unfinished, but I came to a point where I realized that, in order to accomplish home schooling and house-wifery and writing for actual money, I had to let the less important things go.

However, when we DO release our manga, I'll keep you all updated right here. Thanks to everyone who has supported me and reviewed for the last three years.

Love,

PSI

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Fan art: the awesomely talented tiekko has done some fan art for a couple of my stories, and I had to let y'all see them. They make me squee. :D

Check out Temari, from "Recent Photo." (You have to be logged in to DA to see this one.)

And Shikamaru and Temari from "Prom Night," which is also my avatar.

An adorable pic for Twitterpated! Look at the bunny ears! XD

For Arranged, by Annmarieri: Tears. This really gave me a thrill. :)

Thanks so much to these artists!

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Still The One by lovesrainscent reviews
A masked Halloween party allows everyone to release their inhibitions. The original Ino/Shika/Cho team and their dates attend a costumed Halloween couples party and observe the debauched behavior of the younger Konoha shinonbi. Supreme silliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth by Randomonium reviews
FULL TITLE: Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Professor Pantoffel is here to present an informative documentary on Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Laundry Nite by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] It's laundry night for Ino, and she gets a sudden surprise in the form of sweat-slicked, half-naked Kiba. Yum. Ino/Kiba, Ino-centric. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Remembrance by Megami.Ze reviews
She's gone. I know that she is. And I'm not trying to fool myself. I know she's dead. But... I can see her, I can touch her, I can feel her. And I don't want it to go away... I don't want to forget. ShikaTema. Rated M. Dark/Tragedy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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Stories from the Vault: Heirlooms reviews
Blame your old man for your bad habits, kid. Mild Shika/Tema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Shikamaru N., Temari, Yoshino N. - Complete
Survivors reviews
Five men, five women, trapped together on a desert island. Sun, sand, and skin. This is gonna be awesome! Shika/Tema, and 4 other pairings to be revealed as the story progresses. Occasional citrus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Tortoise and the Smart Car reviews
One fuel-efficient car, two seats, three kids. A road trip, a car accident, and a night in a seedy motel. And also a tortoise. Jasper/Maggie. Also featuring the awesomely creepy Katya Cattleman. Sacrebleu!
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Jasper B., Maggie W. - Complete
Tequila in Suna reviews
Kankuro and Temari take Shikamaru out for his first night of drinking. Kankuro wants blackmail material. Temari wants a good buzz. And all Shikamaru really wants is to go home. Fat chance. Friend-fic, mildly ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Embracing the Inevitable reviews
A moment of impulse leaves Temari with a lifetime of responsibility and a confession to make. A story about women, accepting the paths of life that cannot be avoided. Shikamaru, Temari, and Yoshino-centric. Three-generation Nara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Arranged reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Talk Nerdy To Me reviews
Maggie's a very smart girl. And smart girls have the strangest kinks.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Maggie W., Jasper B. - Complete
Dear Kishimoto, You Can Bite Me reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are trapped in a hopeless scenario. It doesn't matter how smart Shikamaru is, or how strong Temari is, there's one man that has all the power. And, this time, it may very well be game over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
One Last Smoke reviews
On the fifth anniversary of Asuma's death, there's something Kurenai needs that only Shikamaru can give. Rated a mild T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kurenai Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Twitterpated reviews
Every guy in Konoha is in love, and all Shikamaru needs is someone to help him clean out his shed! Is that too much to ask? Why do guys always drop their friends for girls? A fluffy, gooey, first-kiss one-shot. Shika/Tema, with Kiba/Ino & Naru/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Recent Photo reviews
What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Diary of Nara Shikamaru reviews
A slice of life taken from the journal he never wanted, written about the girl he never wanted. Shika/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete