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Joined 03-15-08, id: 1525583, Profile Updated: 02-22-10
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

beautyattempt loves long walks on the beach, warm baths, and a man that can rock her world...

Scrath all of that, except the last one XD

She loves to rock out to some heavy metal, and cuddle in a warm blanket with a good book. She has many celebrity crushes, to name them all would be near blasphemous. Her favorite color is in fact neon green, and she loves to drink coffee with a bagel to compliment it. Video games are her guilty pleasure. She also loves to write, but her grammar will make her own beta commit a devious murder, namly the person would be her.

She loves the Twilight series with a burning passion, but trys very hard not to be that annoying fan...even though she has 4 posters and pins...and a shirt... The Mortal Instruments series is another 'to die for' series. Currently it has been the TV show Supernatural that has stolen her black heart. Dean is her future husband after all...

She will admit she is a yaoi fan..die hard. Nick Swardson is her religion. She stronger supports homosexuals, POWER. She would describe herself plain. However, she has very loving friends that tell her the opposite and make her smile and laugh until she crys. She loves them all dearly, and would die for all of them.

All of her thanks goes to her bea-fucking-utiful beta MissStud a.k.a Cristina


Links

Edward's knife from Carpe Noctem

http://www.knifeshows.com/brady/knife3.jpg

Edward's glass rose from Carpe Noctem

http://www.peggysgiftshoppeofmemories.com/images/graphics/33892.jpg

Edward's Saleen S7

http://static.flickr.com/40/105319191_8deb241e0b.jpg

Cristina's engagement ring in You Look So Beautiful Today

http://www.jewelryimpressions.com/files/19875/moissanite/64614_5_5mm_14kw.jpg

If you hate Niggy (NudgeXIggy) repost this.

If you LOVE Fax (FangXMax) repost this.

If you're in love with either Fang or Iggy, repost this.

If you want Iggy to get someone in the next Maximum Ride, repost this.

If you think The Final Warning was seriously lame...yet you secretly like it...but you still want JP to write longer and better or else you'll kill him...repost this!

If you're in love with Edward Cullen and Jasper Cullen, repost this.

Or if your jealous of Bella, repost this.

If you have a Twilight Obsession, copy this to your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man... and to monkey, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (I do this nearly every weekend for me - preferably a Saturday : )

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's NON-fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. ( hmmm... or Bella if it's a girl... oh oh! or Alice or Rosalie. Okay I'll just shut up)

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Come Together Right Now Over Me by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Post-Apocalypse. Sam needs to get laid. Dean really needs to get laid. Castiel is confused. This promises to end badly...for Sam. And Bobby.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Eyes of the Soul by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Peter and Neal and some things in between. Ten Songs challenge. Peter/Neal
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Chain Smoker by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Iggy learns to smoke and teaches a stranger the basics of bomb-building using a cigarette. FAX, Iggy/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,377 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,587 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soul Mate: Bella's Life As A Cullen by danielleanne reviews
Bella and Edward have been through hell and back but nobody told them they were taking another trip.Faulty wedding plans,maniacal Volturi & just plain old bad luck.Read on as they overcome disaster after disaster.This is Bella's new life.Set after Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,675 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Guy by MuchachaBonita reviews
Jesse and Suze are living happily, until Paul comes along. Can Paul lure Suze away from Jesse, or will our favorite couple be able to hold onto their happiness? And whose to say Paul is the only obstacle they have to overcome. Sequel to The New Girl. R&R!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
The New Girl by MuchachaBonita reviews
The first time I met her my heart skipped a beat. She was perfect, and exactly as I'd envisioned her. That's when I knew. I knew the new girl was mine. My Querida.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
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Ignite reviews
Jace gets injured and visits his hot physical therapist, Jasper, for his daily routines. Multi-fic. OOC, AU. M for language, sexual themes and later lemons. R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Jasper, Jace W.
Losing Me reviews
Bella Swan has known about the Cullen's for a long time now, but has never met Carlisle long time partner; Edward. Bella meets Edward and sparks fly. What happens when Edward long time ex finds out about them? Will Edward and Bella be together? ExB Mlatr
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Look So Beautiful Today reviews
Jacob imprints on a local girl that live in a bookstore. Story explains their life. One-Shot, Cute and Fluffy. Number 2 in my song fic series. JxOC R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Jacob - Complete
What Are You Looking For? reviews
“I didn’t think I’d live long enough for a Shadowhunter to save a Downworlder’s life. “ Magnus said “such a small world after all.” “You never called me back Magnus,” Alec muttered. Post COG OOC AXM Graphic T R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Smother Me reviews
Bella finds comfort in a song that she finds slighty alluring. One-shot;song fic R&R First out of a song fics series. ExB R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Sex Appeal reviews
Bella needs some new clothes. ExB; slighty OOC, All human. Lemon. One-shot series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SelfControl reviews
Sequel to Sex Appeal. hot, dirty. ExB; slighty OOC, All Human. One-shot series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Noctem reviews
Bella gets the family to celebrate Edward's Birthday. One-shot I know im late for his birthday, cut me some slack. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
All or Nothing reviews
Sequal to Sex Appeal and Self Control. The finally story for Edward and Bella. Lemon. OOC. ExB. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete