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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Gakuen Alice, and Prince of Tennis.

I deleted a few stories of mine because I'd like to start anew, by finishing stories and writing in other fandoms.

So, this is a new start.


About me

Hi guys! I am a university student who overburdens herself by doing too much when she can only devote so little. I want to marry a pretty guy who looks like a girl and please don't question my taste (if you see my avatar picture at the left, you'll get why I love pretty boys). I may deny I'm a hopeless romantic, but I want a story like the stories I write. I want world peace and to have my name written in a history book (and in a good light, like Mother Theresa, not Hitler).

With that said, hope you enjoy my stories.

I am constantly evolving and experimenting as a writer, and glad you are accompanying me on this journey.

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The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Bookworm and the Beast by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Mikan has her head up in the clouds. Natsume is far too rational. Sumire is a bit disenchanted. They're all a little flawed. It's about differentiating between fantasy and reality. In which there are beginnings, endings and not-so-unexpected romances. #8
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,505 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
that beautiful girl, she’s a beautiful girl by alice hattercandy reviews
CRACK. But because he was Ichigo and she was Orihime, nothing seemed to get right in their love story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
springtime of youth by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
potato chips by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retribution by phannah17 reviews
Sequel to Office Love. Rose Malfoy was the epitome of selfish and didn't mind in the least, thank you very much. James Potter was a direct reincarnation of his grandfather and deserved nothing short of a gruesome death. Hermione wonders where she went w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cliché by mademoiselle anna reviews
Sakura and Neji stuck in a cliché.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Citizen Erased by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. The mission was nearly complete when things began to fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,623 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
of déjà vu and desteenee by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Hidden green behind silver by Celtic Oak reviews
A Hyuuga hides the secret passions of his heart well and does not indulge in them. But silver eyes reveal too much and the object of affection may decide to take things into her own hands. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi: Man of Many Faces by Lyhtning reviews
I’ve always been irked at the way villains have been treated. Everyone always thinks they’re evil, diabolical, arrogant, and bastards. But that’s not true! Who knew Itachi was a romantic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
WeR4Jounins by Link and Luigi reviews
After playing with the computer voice, attempting to learn how to play minesweeper and failing to install two different games, the four jounins hooked the computer up to the internet and began surfing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/28/2005
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hot Springs by Link and Luigi reviews
The four teachers have decided that their students are working too hard. So, just to show how kind and nice they are, they send them to a resort hotel with... hotsprings! Something is BOUND to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
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HotSharingan Inc reviews
AU. Haruno Sakura is not promiscuous. Then why is she the newest cover girl for Icha Icha Paradise, the most popular magazine by HotSharingan Inc, a notorious adult entertainment company? No worries- she will keep her purity (no matter what). SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Natsume's Raging Hormones reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Natsume just had to eat chocolate that made him hormonal. Hormonal, mature Natsume tries to make it through the week before the effects wear off. Poor, poor Mikan.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Tennis, Boxers, and Perfect Princes reviews
This time, there is no room for failure, just elite pre-pubescent boys fighting to be on top. The story of the domination of the tennis world, made worse when two girls have keys to all their rooms. Set in U-17 Camp. Pairings: SakunoxMany
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/11/2011 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno
Battlefield reviews
Sakura hated to admit the first time she truly saw Sasuke was when she was staring at him across the battlefield. She hated him, she loved him, and she chose to betray her country for him. Based on the Fourth Ninja War.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Dominatrix reviews
“When Tsunade-sama told me I was going to go on an S-rank mission with the two popular ice b****es of Konoha as my harem, I knew that I, Haruno Sakura, was going to be dead.” NejiSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.