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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Kelseymetro (after the song by metro station)

About Me: Absolutely obsessed with Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach and Avatar. Only recently discovered Fanfiction though and I am still learning.

I've written too many stories than I thought I'd ever write, but I'm still loving the feeling of reading a really nice review.

Occasionally you do get people that bitch about stories having no plot etc. But hey, I do put 'one-shot' on most of my fics where I can. Oh well, I suppose you can't please everyone.

Recently I got my ass in gear and set up a Livejournal account. Haven't actually posted any stories to date...

but I will soon :)

I'm Kelsey_metro on there though, somebody already took kelseymetro :( I was heartbroken but got over it.

I mostly write stories about Harry Potter (HD Slash ;-) ) but I'm gathering my courage to write a Naruto story soon, so watch this space.

I usually try to include atleast some plot in my stories, granted the plots are usual just background knowledge to make the story more interesting, but I've written about pretty much everything from Aurors, Healers to Bathroom encounters. The wackiest story I've probably written is probably 'Left in the Care of Magical Creatures'...a random story about an incident in CoMC. The story I most liked writing was probably Bedside Manner because I just can't get the image of Draco Malfoy as a Healer out of my head. :)

My first ever story was Survival of the Fittest. I mostly lurked around reading stories, maybe leaving a review if I was feeling generous, but one day this idea came to me. I searched for ages to see if anyone had written it yet, and then when no one had...I decided to write it myself. It uses quite a lot of J.K Rowling's inventions, but it turned out alright.


Basically I write because I enjoy it. I hope you enjoy my stories.

I always enjoy reading quotes on authors' pages so here are a few that I enjoy...

Quotes:

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" Herm Albright

"The cure to writer's cramp is writer's block" Inigo DeLeon

"Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it" Jesse Stuart

Read and Review...you know what to do :)

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Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Services Rendered by michelerene reviews
Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watercoloured by Cheryl Dyson reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3381 - Favs: 4,872 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Payback is a Bastard by michelerene reviews
Sasuke’s day had been a living hell thanks to one blue eyed, blonde haired idiot. Said idiot swallowed thickly, “What the hell, teme?” Sasuke smirked and leaned in to whisper, “You owe me.” SasuNaru Plot? What plot? For Master of Rebels... finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ephemera by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot, HPGW. Ginny understood things about Draco Malfoy's pursuit of Harry that Harry never would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secondhand Heroes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The world Harry helped save is darkening and changing around him, and he doesn't think he can save it a second time. Maybe hiding a fugitive Draco Malfoy is a start, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ingenium Est Fas by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love and a Peanut Butter Sandwich by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Ginny said it was just one of those rough patches all couples went through. But Harry knew its source was Draco being stupid. It was time for that to stop. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sundew by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, light HPDM slash. Draco would have gone crazy that year, if it weren't for the house elf, the post owl, and the sundew. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,930 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Haven reviews
Stress:a physical, mental, or emotional factor that causes bodily or mental tension. Draco is about to discover a particularly good remedy for this affliction. Warning: story contains mature sexual relations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Leading By Example reviews
Draco smiled slowly, a plan already forming in his head, “I think we need a role model, Blaise, a leader if you will; someone who can set an example..." HarryDraco Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Elemental reviews
Being in a war is bad enough but when a mysterious Death Eater joins the Order, Harry can't help but be nervous. Don't forget the fact that said Death Eater now has enormous power... Oh, and one last thing, did Harry mention it's Malfoy? SLASH AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,662 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bedside Manner reviews
Malfoy's bedside manner is atrocious...but apparently only to patients. A one-shot that has been plaguing me for a while. AU Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unawares reviews
Harry smacked a weary hand to his forehead. “What the hell was Kingsley thinking when he made Malfoy an Auror” he muttered under his breath. “Probably the same thing he was thinking when he made you one" Malfoy replied seriously. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In The Care of Magical Creature Catchers reviews
Sequel to Left In The Care of Magical Creatures!Somehow a story has emerged folks! 'Manticores are considered Class A dangerous beasts. They mostly look like lions,are equipped with teeth and claws, but have the face of a man' COMPLETED AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curiosity reviews
A muffled sound suddenly echoed from a door to Harry’s left. He nearly jumped out of his skin before approaching the door warily. The noise sounded again and it oddly seemed like...moaning' HarryDraco Slash. Finished! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strictly Business reviews
Malfoy's ways of relaxing are certainly...interesting to Harry. Work as an Auror is stressful so Harry might just take Malfoy up on one of his offers. Slash but tame. Some sweet Drarry. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Locked Out reviews
Who knew being locked outside with Malfoy could be such fun? It might be cold, but Malfoy has found a way of warming them both up! Slash AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Night Time Strolls reviews
Harry finds himself in a little bit of a predicament. Mangy cats -and owners- , cupboards that lock themselves- or do they- and a drunken Malfoy...I bet Harry's wishing he stayed in bed. SLASH AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dangerous Game reviews
SLASH “What was the first thing I said to you at the end of seventh year?” Malfoy asked suddenly. Harry jerked his eyes away from Malfoy’s body and stared him in the eyes.“You said ‘your laces are untied’” Harry replied, smiling slightly at the memory.AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Left In the Care of Magical Creatures reviews
“Right class, well now this is a special lesson” Hagrid began cheerfully, “I’ve managed to get yeh some Nymphs to ‘ave a look at!” Oh dear, Care of Magical Creatures... But hey what's the worst that could happen? HPDM Slash! AU COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest reviews
“You see Harry,”she began to explain, her brown eyes glittering; “the survival competition is a test of your endurance! Instead of people from the same houses joining up, eight people from the 7th Year will be selected to pair up and complete a maze!" AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Euphoria reviews
“Whoops” he said softly and let the vial roll off his hand and smash onto the stone floor. Potter’s eyes followed this movement and widened as the delicate glass shattered on impact. HPDM Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bathroom Antics: Draco's revenge reviews
Third in the BA Trilogy, sequel to Bathroom Antics and Bathroom Antics: Harry's revenge. 'Now Potter was soaking wet and smelly! Draco was clutching his sides silently laughing.' DMHP Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bathroom Antics: Harry's Revenge reviews
Sequel to Bathroom Antics. “So...” Draco drawled, looking at his pile of filthy clothes on the floor, “you have any idea what I’m going to wear back to my room?” HPDM Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bathroom Antics reviews
Today would be the day. He had a plan and he would not fail. He would get Potter once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ingenious Plan reviews
Hermione Granger isn't top of the year for nothing. Harry has been acting odd and she knows just what to do to cheer him up. Slash HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete