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Joined 03-16-08, id: 1525939, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Mediator, and Harry Potter.

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I'm a Potterhead and proud. Then a student. I suppose I'm a person too. A female, to be exact.

I live in England. I eat fish and chips, and occationally stop off at Buckingham Palace to drink tea and eat scones with the Queen. I have a number of umbrellas to match every one of my outfits. I am very reserved, part of the upper class, polite and I love to queue. However, at weekends I find myself joining in with England's football hooliganism. I am also very sarcastic and do not have the foggiest idea what I am writing :D

Oh and I'm also waiting for my Hogwarts letter. Don't care if I'm 20 I'm still holding out hope!


IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THIS IS NO JOKE...THERE IS A 7TH MEDIATOR BOOK COMING OUT! MEG CABOT TWEETED IT HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

anyway...

ALL STORIES ON HAITUS with the exception of a few one-shots. Promise to get back to my other stories, starting with Forbidden Feelings next!

Suze and CeeCee's dresses in Forbidden Feelings

Suze's:

CeeCee's:


FAVOURITE BOOKS:

Firstly, the Harry Potter books. They are seriously so amazing, with such great plots that I can't remember how many times i've read them. J.K.Rowling is literally the QUEEN of storytelling. And, the love of my life, Draco Malfoy. oh my word I can't get enough of him. My favourite ship- Dramione by far. I will go down with that ship!

Next, anything my Meg Cabot, although my ultimate favourite of hers is The Mediator. Yeep, I am what you would call one of those very rare, but very fierce, hardened Mediator Fanatics. My friends are forever telling me that they can't believe I am in love with a "dead guy". Hello? Have they not read the last book? Heaven Sent/Twilight anyone? Jesse totally comes alive in that. If you haven't read these books, I will personally shred you with a cheese grater. Although, now I am definately leaning towards Paul Fan Club. Please don't kill me, but Jesse can only keep you satisfied for a while. I mean, sure, he's predictable, safe, but Paul is...well HOT.


NEWS:

I've just gotten back off holiday from California, and was able to go to Carmel, where Meg Cabot went to school, and where she set the Mediator series. I visted Pebble Beach Hotel and Gold Resort, and WOW. Paul's family MUST be rich. It costs 400 for an 18 hole, and you HAVE to hire a cabby, which costs another 120. One night in the 'normal' room costs 800, and one night in a 'suite' costs 3000!!

I also managed to actually see Carmel Mission, Suze's school. Exactly how I imagined it. Everywhere I looked i expected to see Suze and Jesse as a ghost! It was weird. But amazing.

See ya'll!

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Little Intern by iyoopyup reviews
He was everything she aspired to become - successful, admired, even envied. And yet too soon, he became everything she wanted to run from. Hermione Granger struggles with temptations of knowledge, power and Tom Riddle's mischievous ways, all for what was supposed to be a simple, straightforward goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,495 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Somebody Save Me, A Heather Wells Mystery by Macaulay10 reviews
Story based on Heather Wells Series by Meg Cabot. My version of book #3. Set post Size 14... HeatherCooper
Heather Wells Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,929 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Heather W., Cooper C. - Complete
A Night of Elegance and Class by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
Not heeding the headmistress's warning to stay away, Hermione enjoys 'a night of elegance and class hosted by Messrs Moony and Padfoot.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A New Twist on an Old Tale by myheart112810 reviews
Sequel to The Tale of a Twisted Love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,453 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A f t e r G l o w by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse, tired of being invisible to his Susannah, makes a Faustian deal with Paul Slater: newly resurrected, Jesse has three days to make Susannah fall in love with him. But when has Paul played by the rules...even his own? "Fairytales" Writing Challenge
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Field Trip Fun by Cricket1106 reviews
What happens when Aria tags along on a field trip chaperoned by Mr. Fitz? This is just a ton of pointless fluff.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F.
White Horse by PrettyLittleAgent reviews
It was becoming increasingly obvious to Aria that by the age of 20, she'd have more then enough material to write 20 Taylor Swift albums. A Prince, an AP course in romance, and a boyfriend-stealing babysitter? Country music would never see her coming.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Better by I heart shoes reviews
It's been two years since I noticed Jesse de Silva and two years since I lost my friendship with Cee Cee Webb. Junior year seems to be going perfect, well minus the whole Jesse/Cee thing. And then, it gets even better...but for how long?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,242 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Trust by CrawledOutOfTheSea reviews
Summer before DH, and Harry is left at the Dursley's alone. Hermione comes over, and suddenly there is a slight tension in the air. A sexual tension. So when Hermione asks a favor, what else can Harry do but say yes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Next, Please by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
It's summertime in NYC. The sidewalk's hot, the coffee's hot. The stupid, sexy, smirking guy who always sits with a coffee and a newspaper, and has a gorgeous body with an accent to die for, is totally hot. And, apparently, he knows Susannah's secret.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,279 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Heaven Forbid by Stephy08 reviews
Bella lives with Charlie an abusive drunk who beats Bella daily. What happens when the Edward Masen and his family move in next door. Will he find out her secret? -All Human-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finally by windedeagle reviews
Jesse and Suze are getting married...now if only she can fit into a four, find the perfect dress, and get her mom to stop calling while her and Jesse are in bed...oh, and the ghost that wants to kill her best friend? Yeah, she wants Suze dead now too.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,054 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Needs and Wants by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Unfaithful relationships by dracogirl9891 reviews
Its your last yr at school, why wouldnt you want to be naughty, wild and unpredictable, especially with Draco Malfoy! “Aren’t you sick of being so good all the time? Don’t you want to be bad? Even just a little bit” This he whispered into her ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,510 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Breathe by XxMatter of NeedxX reviews
Suze Simon couldn't be happier with her life in Carmel, with best friend Kelly, and boyfriend Paul...then one day her parents tell her they're going to St. Croix for the summer. Here she meets Jesse de Silva...and her world is changed forever.
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Sealed With A Kiss by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
*Lent. The forty days before Easter where it is expected to deny yourself of something you love. Usually, I played it safe; This year, however, I can see myself suffering.* Jesse De Silva is dared to give up the one thing he learns means the most to him.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Back to Basics by Heartbreak Warfare reviews
What would happen if Jess didn't see Rob kissing another woman when she came back from the war? No Flames!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4031 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Night at the Beach by onenight reviews
This is just a piece about Bella and Jacob spending an evening at the beach. BElla has decided to amend their freidnship. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
And You Are? by DemonicBallerina reviews
Suze has a new shifting power: she can travel to parallel universes. Cool, huh? But she's horrified when she finds one where she chose Paul over Jesse. And on top of that, she's stuck there. With Paul.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Loving Simon by S. E. Bode reviews
Rico's gone, and Slater finally has Simon, all to himself. Here's some fluff...
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Happily Ever After I think by Cicilianna reviews
[WIP] When Jen receives a letter from Luke, asking for her help in his relationship with Geri Lynn, Scott gets the wrong end of the stick and gets jealous. Can their relationship survive the odds? R&Ring is a must! Chapter 9 is finally up
Teen Idol - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,233 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006
Presents by S. E. Bode reviews
Jesse and Suze fluff...so sweet!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Occupational Hazards by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
When Paul turns up in ghost form in Suze's room, she's practically scared to death. Which, to her, would be a relief. However, she lives, and is forced to solve Paul's problem. But, does Paul see it as a problem? Not when he has Suze to play with...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,519 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/17/2004
Realisations by jusd'ananas reviews
MAKE WAY FOR THE LEMON! Jess knew the peace couldn't last forever, but she didn't know her world would come crashing down quite so suddenly. Rob will save her though... won't he? Rated M for reasons that will soon become apparent.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
Finally by S. E. Bode reviews
Go on, read it, it's fluff, what more could you ask for? Jesse and Suze are loving life, but one more thing they love more than life is each other.
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Forever Waiting by S. E. Bode reviews
Just some JS fluff that I happened to write in my Algebra 2 class...hope you enjoy! Please tell me what you think. I'm dying to know!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Of Ducks and Pink Soap Bubbles by Just call me Stevie reviews
Ginny stumbles across Draco in the tub, and he's not alone... or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Never Knew by The Dark Shark reviews
[OneShot] Suze is starting college but it isn't easy when a guy named Paul keeps bugging her. She thinks he hates her...but does he?
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
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Lover's Eyes reviews
'Were we too young? Our heads too strong? To bear the weight of these lover's eyes.' Angsty little one-shot surrounding Harmony. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Was Radiant reviews
'Hermione Granger on the battlefield was breathtaking.' HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He Watched Her reviews
Draco's thoughts while watching Hermione after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Forbidden Feelings reviews
I'm Suze Simon. My mum remarried and moved me out to California, to be with Andy and his three sons. The problem is, his eldest is, well, hot. That's right. I fell for my step-brother. Stupid, stupid Suze... Suze is not a mediator.
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Susannah S., Jake A./Sleepy
Falling In Love With Paul Slater reviews
Set in Haunted, after Jesse dumps Suze through Father D. Suze realises that it was not Jesse whom she wanted, but Paul. A/U. Rated M for swearing and sexual content in later chapters. Enjoy! ON HAITUS
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Susannah S., Paul S.
Sex Education reviews
The one embarrassing lesson we all have to have. Only Bella has to have it with Edward... Used to be a one-shot but I think it may be a couple of chapters. GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UDATED. I'VE JUST...FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Thawing reviews
Jesse moved on a year ago and Paul is helping Suze get over him. But Suze finds herself falling for Paul...ON HOLD
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Slipped Away reviews
Jesse has moved on. How does Suze cope?
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Jesse or Zac Efron? reviews
A random convo between Suze and CeeCee.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete