Age: 18

Birthday: November 9, 1990

Gender: Male

Likes: Anime, Manga, TV, Food, Sleeping, Barbecued Ribs, My dog T.J, Music, the Internet, my friends, writing, cookies, candy, video games, NaruHina, fanfics, watching TV, being lazy, relaxing, reading fanfics

Dislikes: Waking up early, Homework, People that berate or belittle others, Vegetables, fruits,Not getting enough sleep, Going to school, Cleaning, Homework, Cliffhangers

My Quotes:

"All Right Now!"

"Boom Baby"

"Shut Up!"

"NARUHINA RULES!! NARUHINA FOREVER!!"

"Please stop talking."

"No matter what, you should keep on loving. For without love, the world would be chaos."

"Give me your soul."

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Death Note, Blood, Zatch Bell, Inuyasha, Air Gear, Rave Master

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto

NaruHina: This is my favorite pairing. I'm just another NaruHina fan. To be honest this is the only pairing I care about. NaruHina beats all of the other pairings in my book. Naruto and Hinata just go together. Naruto's loud and confident, while Hinata's quiet and shy. They both what it feels like to be disliked. Naruto by the village and Hinata by her father. They both seek acknowledgment. Hinata has liked Naruto since the very beginning, and still likes him, very much, after the 3 year time skip. It would break her heart, AND UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE, if Hinata didn't get with Naruto. Naruto should be with a girl that actually likes him. AND THAT GIRL IS HINATA. Masashi Kishimoto PLEASE put Naruto and Hinata together.

I have one more thing to say:

NARUHINA RULES!! NARUHINA FOREVER!!

SasuSaku: Sakura loves Sasuke. Sasuke, though he won't admit it, loves Sakura. I believed that Sasuke loved Sakura since they were Genin, but he let his revenge keep him from telling her.

ShikaIno: Though they seemed to be annoyed with each other, they really care about each other. I mean really care about each other. I'm really hoping this happens in the Anime/Manga.

ShikaTema: This is a nice pairing. I'm sorta hoping for ShikaIno in the Anime/Manga, but if this happens instead I'm cool with it. If this does happens, please let Ino get with someone like Chouji or Kiba.

NejiTen: We all know they both like each other. You can't hide your love. Tenten is the only girl that can melt that icy attitude that Neji has.

LeeSaku: This is a nice pairing. Should anything happen to Sasuke, Sakura should get with Lee.

KonohamaruHanabi: This pairing is like a chibi NaruHina.

Inuyasha

InuKagome: It was love at first sight. The entire series mainly focused on their relationship. Kagome could have gone back to her own time and stayed their, but she decided to stay with Inuyasha. Because she loved him. Inuyasha might not show it, but he loves Kagome. There is nothing but love between these two.

MiroSango: He gropes her. She slaps him. The groping is Miroku's way of telling Sango that he loves her. The slapping is Sango's way of telling Miroku that she loves him. Miroku doesn't want any other woman. He only wants Sango.

Bleach

IchiRuki: You can just tell that they love each other. From the moment they met it was love.

ZaraUnoha: They both balance each other out. He's violent. She's kind. They belong together.

Pairings I Don't Like:

Naruto

NaruSaku: No. No. NO!! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!! HELL NO!! Actually, I don't like the idea of Naruto being with any girl other than Hinata. I don't hate Sakura. I just don't think of Naruto and Sakura as a couple. All I see is a brother-sister relationship between them.

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU by NaruxHina831 (Formerly known as Anti NaruxSaku)

1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree with these reasons copy and paste this into your profile.

KibaHina: I don't like the idea of Hinata being with any guy other than Naruto. Hinata and Kiba are just friends.

SasuHina: First of all I would like to say; WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THIS PAIRING?! In my opinion this pairing makes no sense! Do they even talk to each other? Hinata is the only girl to not like Sasuke.

NejiHina: Incest.

SasuNaru: They are not gay.

Inuyasha

InuKikyo: She is dead. There was romance between these two, but now it's 50 years into the future. That romance is over.

KogaKago: Koga gets this through your head. Kagome DOES. NOT. LOVE. YOU. Besides you proposed to Ayame long before you met Kagome.

That's all for now. More pairings later.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American Dreamer Girl, Crystalized Chaos, Silver Chaos-Light, Nekoearlover, Randompanda940, Emmett's evil vampire bunnies, SilentSinger948

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. (A/N: Tip: Say you don't have any, and then do it at three in the morning. If you're not a freshman in high school or older, you didn't get it from me)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your too lazy to copy and paste things on your profile, then copy and this on your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto are NOT Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile. Because they are NOT!!

If you can hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948

If you wish with every fiber of your soul that you owned Naruto and have a million "If I owned Naruto" funny disclaimers planned out, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948

If you enjoy eating, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wished you owned a Death Note, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948

If you don't enjoy doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always put things off until the last minute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather stay at home than go go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

if this site is an addiction and your parents don't know add this to your profile

if you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile

there is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself, it's when you argue with your self and LOSE that you should be worried. if you have ever done that put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for basicially no reason, add this to your profile.

If you wish you could play guitar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If most of your friends are older then you, put this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a pet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999

If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999

If you like pie, copy and paste this in you profile.

If your always sad but hide it from your friends and family, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

it is impossible to lick your elbow(80 percent of people will attempt this after reading it)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Oh, You have no idea...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when,

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet)

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948

If You think Kagome and Inuyasha desevre to be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK

If you think Sasuke's nickname is "Captain emo f'cktard" copy and paste this into your profile. (ROFL! My cuz put that in his fic and I can't help it! I have to call him that now!)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (I find these incredibly amusing. This is superstition, my friends. And I wonder, how many of you knew superstition was a sin? If you are a Christian and believe that superstition is a product of people's stupidity and determination not to believe in God, copy and paste both of these to you're profile.)

If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now.

"Goodness, does Naruto LOVE ramen. I remember as a child if you ever expressed a great attachment to something, another child would often reply, ‘Well if you like it so much why don’t you marry it?’ If ramen was a woman, Naruto WOULD marry it. … if ramen was a man he’d probably marry it then as well. My greatest rival is a bowl of soup." (Hinata, for those who are to slow to figure it out)

"ATTENTION CITIZENS. HEY EVERYBODY. LISTEN UP!... ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SANNIN WALKS AMONGST YOU. THE GREAT JIRAIYA HAS RETURNED TO KONOHA!... LOCK UP YOUR WIVES. HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS. PROTECT YOUR PETS. THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PERVERT IS BACK!... THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT, COURTESY OF UZUMAKI NARUTO!"

After a few moments of scanning the area, Genka decided to find out what was going on. "Jiraiya, what's wrong?" Jiraiya looked her dead in the eye. For him to act this serious, something huge must be happening. After a few moments, he spoke. "Something sexy is happening. And I'm not there to watch."

“I just can’t stand it when someone’s cell phone rings when I’m talking.”

“I just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40.”

“Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.”

“I don’t like being shot. It scares me.”

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (I have several )

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile.

For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!!

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading fanfics and you know it, clap your hands, copy and past this to your profile, add your name to this list, and get a life: Morning's Child, SilentSinger948

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

The Big Brother Rules, in response to the Little Sister rules on MikatheCatHanyou's profile.

Rule 1: Just put up with her terrorizing your girlfriend, she WANTS you to react.

Rule 2: Our little sisters don't realize it, but we already know how to embarrass ourselves. Most of us do daily for the heck of it. If you don't, start.

Rule 3: Gosh, I know this is hard to put up with. But if you let them annoy you, they will fake-cry and you WILL get yelled at. Just put up with it.

Rule 4: They don't really have a crush on your best friend. See rule #3.

Rule 5: RESIST, MY BRETHREN! I know the fake crying may make you feel bad (if you are a good brother it should), but She WILL stop if you make her laugh hard enough!

Rule 6: Yeah, they win every way here against the good guys like me. Hugs DO get them just about everything.

Rule 7: They are getting to smart for us to handle. The Good Guys won't punch back. Of course, no one said anything about football maneuvers... TACKLE!

Rule 8: They are REALLY good at this one. Just smile and give them a hug. Maybe they will keep up the deal anyways... no one ever said it was likely though.

Rule 9: It's out of order, so sue me. I don't care. Regardless, Be aware and don't get caught by the puppy eyes. When coupled with fake tears, they are the most powerful weapon a little sister can bring out.

Rule 10: Yeah. You're screwed.

Rule 11: Buy soundproof earmuffs.

Rule 12: My own rule. Don't put up with their shit. Instead, pick them up and throw them in a swimming pool. And then run like hell from the demonic incarnation that is now running towards you.

I will attempt to keep up with them so that we big brothers can effectively counter them in Sibling Warfare. Remember, being the good guy pays off in the end. Eventually it gets you a girl who is nice and won't be scared away by the sister.

Of course, when it comes to BIG sisters... Be afraid. 'Cuz we can't do anything.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

P.S. If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.