OneWIshMakeItCount
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Joined 03-16-08, id: 1526066, Profile Updated: 08-18-12
Author has written 3 stories for Wildfire, and Gossip Girl.

Name: Kayla

Story behind user name: I like it

Current obsession: HARRY POTTER (but changing rapidly)

Favorite parings: Gossip Girl (Chuck/Blair) TSCC (john/cam) twilight (r/em a/j b/e c/e), Harry Potter (JP/LEP, SB/anyone, H/anyone H/G or H/L mostly, book wise its H/G, Hr/R, H/V (family bonds lol so in love with them) SWAC C/S

um... so i am 17and am pretty random i love to obsess and I can't spell. I spend so much time reading that my friends want to kill me I am pretty crazy and love to have fun but i also take school seriously. I'm an actor and I am currently stressing out about college apps and auditions.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Prongs6200, Waiting not so patiently, SpikyStar Why be normal RaevynMoon OneWishMakeItCount

Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

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A Different Fate by Cassie616 reviews
Dumbledore brought neglect upon the Potter twins' childhood in order to ensure the power of the chosen one. For freedom, Harry allied himself with Voldemort and his dark order, befriending Draco, creating a powerful dark heir and a father. Sequel posted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,376 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 2,795 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
At Winter's Soul by kingsmeadroad reviews
At Christmas we like to remember those we've lost; and sometimes, they like to show us what we never lost at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 7,860 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Broken reviews
Chuck Serena and Nate have to save Blair from her self before its too late. OneShot summery is bad its just a little Chair and UJBC angst
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
I do
Oneshot And yet this, the one thing they have left, it the last thing they truly want but the one thing they truly need. N/B Hints of C/B, N/V and N/S. Not time set but it is in the future.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Daddy reviews
What would happen if Kris's Dad never left? How would that affect the way everything is know? Well, your about to find out.......
Wildfire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008