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Author has written 4 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.

Hey Everyone this is Serin and I decided to give out a little bit about myself.

Real name: Starts with a C

Age: 22

B-day: 5-9-90

Location: Top of Texas

Something: I love dogs and have a horde of Pugs

just to let y'all know this is a butt load of quotes that I have collected from around this site for years, and if you don't want to read them the click on the Hide Bio button up at the top right


1."Life would only be easy if you remember to breathe..."2."Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive..."3."I don't like you, you don't like me...we're on even grounds..."4."Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..."5."Being lost and not found is a pleasant retreat from the harsh reality that is life."6."WARNING! Please stay 10 feet away. May be dangerous."7."Do you see me laughing?"8."I'm just as sweet as a viper snake..."9."I only look sweet..."10."The aliens have landed and they're eating all the skinny blondes first."11."You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?"12."Wouldn't you like to know?"13."I'm free, one day you'll see..."14."If only you knew...but if you knew what is best for you then you wouldn't want to know...”15."When pigs fly I might care."16."I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."17."I have problems...the guy in my head said so..."18."No rules apply..."19."I could be nicer to you but what fun will that be?"20."You'd think they'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..."21."Not even when I'm six feet under and dead as a door knob..."22."Mirror, you scare me..." -Foxy23."I'd scream wolf but I don't think anyone would care..." -Foxy24."Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it..." -Foxy25."Did you say something? I was trying not to listen..." -Foxy26."Angel or Devil - you decide."27."If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."28."I'd like to help you out... which way did you come in?"29."Thank you Captain Obvious!"30."Love is like a War- easy to start, hard to end."31."Sometimes I think that the person who made up tennis was right- Love counts for nothing."32."Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you’re feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."33."Don't spit into the wind- trust me on this one!"34."Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes..."35. "A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."36."I'm so dangerous, I should come with a warning label."37."I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there."38."Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astraire did, only she did it backwards, and in high heels."39."A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."40."Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich!"41."WARNING: I have an attitude and know how to use it."42."Of course I don't look busy... i did it right the first time."43 "Do not start with me, you will not win."44."All stressed out and no one to choke."45."I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people."46."Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the dead bodies!"47."IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"48.“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”49."Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”50.“I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.”51“If you can’t do it right, why bother?”52.“Almost free of these chains…”53.“Notice my grr?”54.“Did you ever get the feeling the world is a stage and you’re the only person sitting in the audience?”55.“…I’ve heard similar things from fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!”56.“I gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put them in a bowl!”57.“Quiet brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”58.“Don’t make me get my flying monkeys!”59.“Because you’re ugly and your mother hates you.”60.“You’re looking at me like I wanna see your face!”61.“Your face hurts my feelings!”62.“One by one the penguins steal my sanity.”63.“Can’t sleep the clowns will eat me…Can’t sleep the clowns will eat me…Can’t sleep the clowns will eat me…”64.“Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!”65“Here’s to you,Here’s to me,Best friends we’ll always be,And if somehow we disagree,To hell with you, here’s to me!”66.“It must be nice to see the world from the inside of your own ass!”67.“We are the people our parents warned us about.”68.“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.”69.“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”70.“Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.”71."I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"72.“Holy Shit! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…”73.“Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”74."Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."75."Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."76."At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."77."If I promise to miss you ... Will you go away?"

- A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying," That was so fun!"

- Silence is golden but shouting is FUN!!

-(Jamaican voice) You shall stay with me... FOREVA!!(Blows imaginary dust off hand)

- I don't try to outdo you...It just happens.

- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I swear you throw that rock at me one more time, I will shove it up your but!

-Insolent fool!! How dare you question the textbook!! The textbook never lies!! The textbook never lies!!

-My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness, Some call me the Altar Boy of Doom. Others will know me as the Second Coming of Damnation! My mom calls me Pepito!

Silence is golden, I have been broken, safe in my own skin so nobody wins."

“You humanss are sstarting to pissss me off! Who wantss to be the firsst one to be bitten?? I have enough poissson for everyone!”

"I mean, I know I'm an evil, soulless bastard, but from what I hear, that shouldn't matter to you."

SHATTEREDMy heart cannot bleed, my soul cannot breathe, I am broken. I pray for death, but it does not come. I am broken. I ask for strength, but am torn down again. They broke me. My spirit is dead, my life is empty. I am broken. The wall is built, the chains are strong, I have been broken. I cannot love, I cannot hate, my soul is shattered.

"So it's a mass assassination?"

Go on, my friends. Nibble his feet

Harry and Ginny, predictable to the bone.Ron and Hermione won’t they leave me alone.Draco and Harry are not my cup of tea.Neither are Cho and Blaise Zabini.Severus and Sirius, I never was one for slash.While Lily and James most certainly do clash.Voldemort and Dumbledore how sick and this is why I sail the Draco / Ginny ship.An aristocratic nose he has and white blond hair to boot.A Malfoy he is, from a house of ill repute.A long mane of fiery hair and very tiny despite her voice.Ginny and Malfoy together, never, at least not by her choice.Sure they are predictable, he’s evil and she's not.She always has no money, while he has got a lot.They always collide most accidentally.And the always trade insults coincidentally.He’ll call her a Weasel and him a great big ferret .Or a comment about her hair as red as a large fresh carrot.She is fire to his ice.He is mean to her nice.Slytherin and Gryffinor, the lion and the snake.The finest couple in the world, for heaven bloody sake.

To think is to feel, to feel is to cry, to cry is to stop living my lie

As your emergency backup godfather, I'd go to Hell itself to give the Devil a wedgie

“Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv!!”

Oh. I got near the sugar today, so don't worry... It passes...Usually

Yeah, I could just picture myself getting addicted. Hi, I'm Tristan Harland and I'm an ice cream-holic. I've gained fifty pounds in the last month and my stomach is so huge now, I have trouble seeing my feet."

No, I just saw him on the streets and decided that he'll make a nice pet"You are Mr. Tinkles, you are in your little factory, and you are a cat trying to take over the world, with a formula that will make the whole world allergic to Dogs, so the dogs can't come to the humans rescue. Mr. Tinkles, your real name, is The Lone Ranger, you are in the jail house, you were trying to help your friend Tonto but were captured, you like to run around saying high ho Silver."

Whatever.” Kirk continued. “Anyways, just so you know, my father-in-law is a doctor. In case you ever want to get that stick removed from you’re a-“

You-Know-Who could be anyone ranging from Michael Jackson to the Teletubbies.

“Why thank you. Now, am I going to have to address you as ‘Big Ominous Voice’ or can I have a name?”

"For the love of la chupacabra no ones going to kidnap us!!"

School is hell. My current conspiracy theory is that the teachers suck out your brains while you're sleeping. Or that the cafeteria puts cocaine in the cookies and breakfast sandwiches, namely because they taste horrible and yet for some reason, everyone can't get enough of them.

I do a little victory dance. “See?” I crow. “It only took you three years, but you finally realized it. Now come to the dark side of motorcycles. We have great engines.”“NOOO!!” He wailed theatrically, shielding his face with his thin arms. “You’ll never seduce me, you evil siren of foreign goods! I’ll remain patriotic! I will!”I sigh heavily, throwing my hands up in near defeat. “So close this time, so very close indeed

have you completely lost your mind?!""One or two times, yes, but not recently"

Pulse – normal - check.Breath - normal - check.Butterflies - none - check.Blushing - none - check.Oh, he’s coming over…!Heart - racing – che…shit!Okay, moving on. I’m sure it was nothing. Umm…right…Brain - working - NOT! Oh, God, help me!Okay, starting over again.Pulse - fast - damn!Breath - even faster - not good…!Butterflies - a lot – what’s wrong with me?!Blushing - like a tomato. I’m screwed.

"Road Kill Café, you kill it we grill it."

"A, B, C, D, E, F, G... gummie bears are chasing me. One is red and one is blue-a green one came and took my shoe."

City morgue you stab ‘em we slab ‘em

"People have Hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them

"When life throws you lemons make lemonade. Then track down life and pour the burning acid of the lemonade in its eyes. Then say, "Throw lemons at me again see what happens

Never rest, Never fear for the best of what you are shall soon appear. With your will, you shall succeed, and be the all that you are meant to be. With victory comes a loss for you shall seek a greater cause. No more tears and no more worry, your greatest joy will come from a journey. Speak softly and from the heart, you shall complete your part. One book closed, another rewritten, for new shall start these visions. Dark goes towards the light, as violets bloom in a new field a new sight. Moonlight shines bright, awaiting the small star surrounding by the elements of afar. Time stands but not alone, as space joins the throne. A coin of new finds a land anew where upon five discovers two.

"T-Targets?""Yeah. It's a bit hard to mass-murder people if we don't know what they look like."

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor?The following were taken off actual police car video around the country:

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

"Just how big were those two beers?"

"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

"Tell me…how is Denial Land these days? Nice weather?""Wonderful." Never rains, temperature is never too hot or too cold. Oh, and we’re thinking of adding a pool."

I always talk when you don’t.I never listen when you do.I can be extremely sweet,but, it’s disturbing to you.I’m hardly ever into what’s cool.I can be sarcastic and very blunt;I can be cold and awfully mean.Hurt my friends, and it’s you I’ll hunt.I talkative, yet I’m very quiet.I can smile, though it is sadistic.I’m told I’m dark and I know it.I find the darkness mystic.I’m different or just plain weird,I’m crazy or sometimes insane,If I’m angry I’m a force to be reckoned with.Annoy me and you will be the misguided world of fashion,never will I wear the horrid color ’ll see that I hate it (with a passion).I’d rather stare at the wall and I won’t blink.Some say I might have a heart of gold;that I can be as sweet as sweet can , I’m a complex person, or so I’m told,But then again, am I not being me?

Humanity will fall beneath me as I rule the world

Fair warning. I intend to drink at least one glass of holy water a day from now on, at different times. Bite at your own risk."

Do you know if it's possible to rip out someone's throat with a spork?

Your in way over your head and I’m going to enjoy watching you squirm’"For beauty is nothing but the beginning of terror we can just barely endure, and we admire it so because it calmly disdains to destroy us."

Zetsumei o seisuhuku tsubasa tame kyuumin mugen- Death on silent wings to idle dreamsMezameyou Kono Shunkan Wo- Never Put Your Hand in Front of A Singing AssassinShinku Eitai- crimson eternity’

Inuyasha, meet concrete. Concrete, meet Inuyasha. You will be the best of friends.

Okay.’ I lectured myself ‘Cool down. Ripping their inner organs and force- feeding them it won’t make this day any better. Patience is the way to go.’ I mentally counted to ten, and I drew and deep breath in and I breathed it out. ‘Yep. Patience is the best way to go.’

Laughter may ensue leading your co-workers to see you as even more insane than they previously thought.Mafia King pulled his portable radio from his pocket. Tuning into the frequency the off duty guards were using he spoke “Snow war, I repeat, snow war on the North side. Back up requested and bring two coats, it’s bloody cold out here.”Harry couldn’t help but grin when he noticed the white knuckles of Trevor’s hands as ‘Uncle Trevor’ gripped the ‘oh shit handle’ of the car tightly

The strangest game he had ever seen played was when a few of the men had combined their presents to turn a simple game of Mouse Trap into a war zone after they somehow combined it with the game of Clue and some miniature army men. For some reason he was thinking that in the end it was a red mouse that killed Colonel Mustard in the trap with a piece of cheese while smoking the lead pipe, only to be assassinated by the army men who revolted and claimed Miss Scarlet as the spoils of war because the ghost of Mr. Boddy told them to.

Quick Darth Vader, take out G.I. Joe before he can wrest the crown from the red mouse and steal the cheese

"May God rest all your souls in the lowest pit of Hell and be true to your possessions as what you act alike.""You are a human being so you wouldn't know what's good for you. Because of that, listen to me and stay away.""You stare at me as if I were a plague on the face of mankind; I stare at you because you are that plague that haunts the face of mankind.""Sing the tune of a happy life and I'll hum the song of a dying mortal.""Keep running; I'm driving.""Ask yourself, 'why is she so cold?' and I'll tell you to look in a mirror.""You look at me as if I'm some innocent child when I showed you proof last night that I'm not.""Hunt down my work and tell me you understand me and I'll tell you to keep trying.""Mean people suck; nice people swallow. I'm confused, I chew.""At long last I am looking into the eyes of a deceased mortal... and only mere seconds before I was staring into the eyes of the one who is currently reading this quote."

Should we pillage and plunder and absolutely worship the artifacts we find in itWe must get revenge. A homicidal, completely insane, diabolical, sexy guy who thinks he’s a ghost has degraded rock music. It’s time for the heavy artillery: Glow-In-The-Dark paintIf at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else and seek counselingI was now officially afraid. Woman and shopping is the equivalent of children and candy. All men: Be afraid. Be very afraid. Especially when there are sales and discounts involved.That was no dream! The clown was dressed up like Santa Claus and he was trying to get me to join their legion of clowns to take over the world! I can't take over the world with them! I'm already pledged to dominating the world with the squirrels, llamas, and penguins!We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furnitureOw! My leg was just mauled by the linoleum flooring! And my shoelace was in on it too! See what grave danger I’m in.

To see a world in a grain of sand,And a heaven in a wild flower,Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,And eternity in an hour.

Dylan glanced up to meet Marie’s taunting eyes and scowled. He looked back down to his hand and felt sweat trickle down his face. He was in a tuff spot. The pressure was all on him. This final choice would determine everything. Sighing he looked up to Marie and said, “Do you have an ace of hearts?”Marie smirked and said, “Go fish.”“Noooooo!” Dylan yelled and threw his cards up in the air as Marie laughed in victory. “I win!” she yelled as she reached over and grabbed a pile of chocolate bars.

If at first you don’t succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed.

There's the undeniable pull of the rebel. Rules are made for breaking, we all know that. We're willing to play by the rules most of the time, but who among us hasn't wanted to just do it our way one or two hundred times a day?And then there's power. The best villians are kings and queens, generals and geniuses. They've risen to the top of their hill; they have the followers, the ideas, the money, the , leave the heroes and heroines behind...we wanna be as bad as we can be! Give us the leather, the weapons, the castles on the hill, the space ships and the mad visions of a new world, paperwork be damned! We're gonna be evil, we're gonna get the girl or guy, we're gonna blow our enemies away and for one brief, glorious moment, we're going to live the dream of complete ownership of everything. Because there's nothing in the world as good as being really, really bad

The Nunchaku and the Tonfa were both originally used as farming tools in the past. Who knew? But then again, if used right, a pair of chopsticks could make a mean weapon

"What the Hell happened?""I've no idea.""It feels as thought there's a truck-race inside my head, and the drivers don't see the difference between the road and a wall.""Really witty Malfoy.""Well what do you want me to do? Put on a skirt and dance the cancan?""Okay, you're beginning to scare me.""When aren't you scared Longbottom?""Is that an offence?""No, it's cupcake trying to eat you. Of course it's an offence!""Well, at least cupcakes taste good.""And I bet you taste good to the cupcake.""How did cupcakes end up in this argument?"

“But…why are you doing this? You don’t even know me, or my friend! For all you know…we could be evil demon children in disguise, here to just rip you apart and eat your organs or something.

There she- uh-oh. She's got her insane, murder-someone-with-spoons face on…

I can't talk right now I'm busy because I have a very short attention GASP! A LLAMA!!

“Why is heaven pink?”“Mortal! You presume this to be heaven? This, mortal, is HELL! You will have to take care of pink bunnies for the rest of eternity! You will have to wear pink clothes and eat pink food! And I’ll be damned if you don’t shit pink shit!”

There was once a girl who was hopelessly in love with someone who would never love her back. Whenever she was reminded of him, she would become quiet and sink into her thoughts. Even when she took a shower, she would sometimes curl up on the floor, thinking. Thinking is all she would do about him. Sometimes she would hear his voice in her head, but she waved it off as a sign of depression. This girl would eve cry herself to sleep at night often. But such is the way of forbidden love. It can never be...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Do not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

I have the Body of a god...Buddha...

A memory that’s never lost,A story to be told,A single moment trapped in time,The longing that it holds.The memory of something gone,A story that’s elapsed,A lonely second lost in time,A mind is calling back.

"OH MY GOSH! ITS A WILD CHICKEN!! WITH RABIES!!"

It is much easier for good to deal with evil than it is for good to deal with stupidity

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional"

Here's to the crazy ones.The misfits. The rebels.The troublemakers.The round pegs in the square holes.The ones who see things differently.They aren't fond of rules.And they have no respect for the status can quote them. Disagree with them.Glorify or Villify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them.Because they change things.They push the human race forward.And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do

'I can just get a dog..' A small laugh was forced from her sore throat. Somehow the thought of having a fluffy little poodle while running from guns and fighting off the law and other criminals was hilarious.‘I feel safe in the arms of a mass murderer.’

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you."

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

"I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. Ahhh damnit it was a train! Shit! Now i'm gonna really see the light!"

"I feel short," Harry blurted out. "I mean really short! How tall are those doors? Eight, twelve feet? Is everything here gigantic? Maybe I should carry around a ladder with me so I can reach the top of the tables. Or is there some sort of drink that you eat...I mean drink...or was it the cake that you drank...I mean ate...I like mushrooms..."

Because bloody Bob wants a hair from a horses mane. And not just any horse will do either. Noooo. It has to be a Unicorn. Why am I a virgin? If I wasn’t a virgin I would not be trudging through the damn fool forest at night looking for a Unicorn. For all I know the one I find… eventually… might be gay. Oh, that would be lovely

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Bat-grenade, Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq, who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue, and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, then they both got flattened by the Bat-mobile but before it could make it back to the Bat-cave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on total awe and the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny

In my world, if it quacks like a duck, waddles like a duck…then its probably a vampire duck out to suck the fun outta my Saturday night

Look! A distraction

When you step to the edge of all the light you have left and take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you might believe one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for you to step upon, or you will learn how to fly"I Dislike Death But there are things I Dislike more then Death therefore there are times when I will not avoid Danger. Death Before Dishonor"It's a choice that's been offered to many men, be a slave in heaven or a star in hell and hell doesn't always look like hell on a good day it can look a lot like LA.God grant me the serenity to except the things I can not change the Courage to change the things I can and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill be cause they Pissed Me Off“Get back here, or so help me, I’ll stand in a cemetery shouting ‘Eat Me’!”

1. The answer is 42… what is the question.2. Do, or do not, there is no try.3. Size matters not.4. For every rule there is a loophole.5. If life gives you lemons you should make lemonade then find someone who’s life has given them vodka and have a party.6. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.7. Profiling is Wrong!8. There IS a difference between anecdote and can't fix stupid.10.Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.11.When you have fat friends there are no seesaws, only catapults.12. If you expect a kick in the balls, and you get a slap in your face, then it’s a victory.13. When in Margarita Villa’ look behind the couch.14. When bringing a person from another planet, always make sure that they’re not a bomb, or a biological weapon.15. There is always an option B.16. Violence is never the answer except to all of America’s problems.17. There are no stupid questions only stupid people.18. All stupid questions will be met with a stupid response.19. Video Games don’t kill people, they only kill they’re minds.20. When they tell you not to feed the bears, don’t feed the bears.21. If your name is Man #1 never inspected that strange noise coming from the attic.22. Finally: If you ain’t laughin’, you anit livin’.23.“Dude, we’re not stealing…we’re borrowing without the intention of returning it,”

Ohayo Gozaimasu: good morning (formal)Kami (sama): GodMiko: priestessMatte: Wait!Okaa - san: motherOtou - san: FatherDemo: ButChikshou: DamnShimatta: Dammit!Kuso: ShitOyasumi (nasai): good night (formal)Ningen No Baka: Idiotic humanBaka: StupidKisama: BastardMou: something like ‘geez’Hoari: short silk JacketsHabutae and Tsumugi: Two sorts of fabrics for Hoari’s exterior Habutae : black reeled silk and Tsumugi: hand spun silk.Yukata: Summer KimonosHakama: Japanese pantsOokami: Wolfonna: WomanIkou: Lets go!Monku: BitchDoushita no: what’s wrong?Urusai: shut upArigato: thank youJa ne: see you laterHiretuken: mean BastardOmae o Korosu: I’m gonna kill youAi Shiteru: I love you

Any suggestions on what I should take?”“Guns.” was the initial suggestion.“Check.”“Bigger guns.”“Check.”“Really big guns.”“Check.”“Throwing knives.”“Check.”“Katana.”“Check.”“Grenades.”“Check. Anything else?”“The car?”

'As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death (for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley).''May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.''Forgive your enemies after they are slain.''You tell me that I sin, You say I'm bound for hell, So once your judgement condemns you, I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.'

Auron dodged an attack from the Malboro before him, uttering a quick command to Yuna.“Summon, now!” he called, and Yuna nodded. Waving her staff, she called forth Ifrit…And nothing appeared. Yuna stared at the staff, bewildered, and tried again.Still nothing.“He’s probably just being shy,” Rikku chuckled, ducking as the Malboro snorted another attack towards her. “Oh, and you didn’t call him by the right name. Here,” she said, digging through her pockets before pulling out a small sheet of paper and handing it to Yuna. Yuna read the sheet, her eyes widening.“You renamed my Aeons?” she cried, looking at her cousin in shock. Rikku nodded happily.“It wasn’t easy, either.”Yuna shook her head before chanting the ritual again. “Come forth… Snuffles,” she said hesitantly, and the ground underneath her shook resentfully. Snuffles, formerly known as Ifrit, emerged rather grumpily. Tidus snorted as Yuna gasped in shock.“What have you done to Ifrit?” she yelled at Rikku, who was rolling on the ground in her mirth. For the poor Aeon was now bedecked in shimmering beads, its once fluffy mane now braided with gaudy ribbons. The Aeon looked at Yuna resentfully before attacking and destroying the giggling Malboro, obviously anxious to return to his fiery hole.Yuna, eyes narrowed, summoned the remaining Aeons. Valefor, the only one to retain her own name, looked quite happy with the ribbons and beads now braided among her feathers. Sparky, aka Ixion, pranced about happily as well, content with his new decorations.“I can’t call Shiva that!” Yuna exclaimed as she moved down the list to the next Aeon.“Well, that is her name,” Rikku gasped from the ground, her eyes flowing in amused tears.“Please, help us… Frigid Bitch,” Yuna whispered, and Shiva appeared in her usual display of ice crystals, her mouth set in a thin line as she glared down at Rikku before disappearing once again.“Do I even want to see what you’ve done to… Pooky Bear?” Yuna asked reluctantly.“Probably not,” Rikku chirped, wiping her eyes. Yuna summoned the poor creature, however, who crashed to the ground next to the almost oblivious Rikku, glaring through his own ribbons, beads, and pair of teddy bear ears she somehow managed to affix to his draconic head. The other guardians snorted in laughter as the dragon contemplated whether or not it should Mega-Flare her… again. It eventually shook its head before dismissing itself.

“Well I’ll be damned...” “Yes, yes you will... several times actually but that is not the point

"Life fears Death but lives only to Die"

"May god have mercy on my soul for what I have to become to do what must be done."

The others have no choice but to do what Yuriko had told them to do or else they have to face the wrath of… dun dun dun… THE EVIL CORRUPTED MIDGETS!

When a group of psychopaths calls you insane…does it really count?

I like slaughtering mortals and tormenting their wretched souls for all of eternity”

It’s called: Mass Devastation If-You-Annoy-Me Book Attack.I can do: Ultimate Fury If-You-Piss-Me-Off Mulitple Strike Book Attack Part 2… but he didn’t deserve it yet

I gave him the Mass Devastation If-You-Annoy-Me Book Attack, combined with my Ultimate Fury If-You-Piss-Me-Off Mulitple Strike Book Attack Part 2 and my super-mega attack: Infinite Slaps of Pain For Being Annoying, Mean, And Making Me Pissed Fury Ultra Omega Technique. I have one more super duper, hyper-hypo attack left... but that's for laters...

Disgusting wasn’t a strong enough word to describe the men’s bathroom. It was rancid in there, and she swore a roach that she saw in the last stall had pulled a knife on her.

"Everything’s Possible just not Probable. So is it possible for something to be impossible?""If you hear anything suspicious, say like sirens...floor it.""Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.""Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next sixteen years you're telling them to sit down and shut up.""As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'""I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

“All who do not fear me will parish, and all who come near me will burn. I will slay and I will down the pills of hatred you throw at me. No one will me see as I come.”

Twinkle, twinkle little knife, How I wonder what is life. As I bring it to my wrist, I know I will not be missed. Twinkle, twinkle little knife. Now is time to leave this life.

“Kagome has a knack for getting herself into trouble. If she found a bunny, it would turn out to be a blood sucking bunny bent on world domination.”

I've been to jail three times in the past year, I've tried to kill 6 people, and I made my Grandma cry!

A love long lost in cruel timeEchoes like the church bell's chime...Waiting for that one true feelingWhen my heart would skip its rhythmic beating...My mind would swoon, my body weakThat one true feeling I still seek...

“I'M NOT A FATASS DAMN IT! I'M JUST CHUBBY! HORRAY FOR CHUBBIES!”

Most people fear the dark, and the unknowns it holds. Me, I don’t. I like the dark. I can see in it fairly well, and I’ve got a death wish any way. No, I’m not suicidal. I’m a morbid optimist with a death wish, that’s all.

“I read way to many vampire stories. My thinking is twisted. When I laugh, it’s either hysterical hissing, or an evil cackle.”

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! I take pride in my annoyance skills!"If anime guys were real the world would be a better place, more violent and destructive, but better.""Roses are red, violets are blue, if you touch me, I'll kill you.""When I fall in love, the Sun will collide with the Earth and our planet will explode.""If we're going to die, we might as well go laughing insanely.""East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the Bitch that touches my man.""You've been a bad pet rock, into the yogurt with you.""I'm so passive I could murder."“He who walks in the company of death knows not the joys of life.”“I stood with the Dead, so forsaken and still: When dawn was grey I stood with the Dead. And my slow heart said, 'you must kill, you must kill: 'Soldier, soldier, morning is red'.”No I am sane, everyone tells me so, like those nice nurses in the happy place where you get a happy hugging jacket and a padded room to play in.

But they came from all around, various objects in hand. There was a rubber duck, a fork, a spoon, and one guy even ripped off one of the dead girl’s arms and began poking him with it. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying 're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmMind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 StatesThe only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call."

“I know that you think you understood what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard isn't what I meant.”

"Okay, damn it to the Fourth Ring of Hell and the Pits of Despair with a hint of use in the Cliffs of Insanity."

"Never underestimate the power of a fangirl with a PEN and PAPER."

“You think that’s weird. I just had a dream that I was home and my family was waging a war against the red coats in our back yard. I went inside our house to check on my nieces and nephews, but while I was in there, Queen Victoria, who was up in my parents’ room, died. I tried to get outside to help fight the battle, but Legolas was guarding the door and he was wearing red socks.”

"The snow is so pretty and sparkly! It just makes you want to burst into song! AHH! It's in my EYE!"

"Sarah, it is not my fault you have such a short attention span...OH Look! A LEAF!"

"Gramma! My pickle fell in the catfood...and now Kate's licking it!"

1) How To Stop Writer’s Block-Step 1. Write one good sentence.Step 2. Write another good sentence.Step 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until novel is complete.Step 4. Stop.2) "I missed you . . . . but my aim is improving."3) "Be true to your heart, and live life as it dictates."4) "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened."5) "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."6) "You know, when I look at you, I see all the things that I hate about myself. . . . . . It hurts."7) "...I'm not afraid of happy endings, I'm afraid that my life won't work out like that..."8) "Words can mend both lies and truths. If you so much as twitch in the wrong direction, I will impale you."9) "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."10) "I love you baby, but I don’t have to like you right now."11) "Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination."12) "How are we going to have a battle of wits? You're unarmed."

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."

I am the great destructible yet venganceful,weak yet determined,the hater of tuna,happy and hyper and somewhat healthy,the mystical being that haunts your dreams,the shadow,that when you turn around is gone,I am a figment of your imagination,I am the moonlight trickling from the heavens,I am the force that makes you doubletake,I AM your food for thought,I am there when you aren't and when you are there I am not,my eyes pierce through the darkness,I will drive you out of your mind,If you don't believe you'd better,cause I am here I AM real and you'd better look out,cause I'll be here soon,I AM a force to reckoned with,I am the one the only lunakatrina,and you'd better recognize cause nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people.and I am certainly NOT normal

"A word of advice for you: 'You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being,'"

"I am a man possessed by many demons. Polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless!"

I want to marry the moon.He wooed me last week, and I fell in love. Everything about him just tugs at my heartstrings and I grow unbearably home-sick during the day. The blinding rays of the sun beat out any memory of his gentle, pale face, and by sunset, I'm half-crazy.

I have no life, and therefore I'm deliriously happy. I live in some sort of dream, never awake and never asleep.What am I?I'm not really sure what to classify myself as, but once I walk past the mirrors I can emerse myself in my fantasies, some mine, some I belong to.

I make no sense = "interesting"I'm impulsive = "spontaneous"I'm addicted to my dreams = "committed"

My words are some sort of secret that I disclose. What am I?A dream. Nothing more than the fictions I create.

I'm still wondering if I'm okay with that. Do I want something a little more stable? Or am I happy being nothing less than a wisp of smoke?For now I'll just put my pencil to paper and let my soul fly away there.

Maybe the moon will know how to catch my spirit and give it back to me, all wrapped up in a velvet-lined box. Then he and I will bury it deep into the earth, and everyone will call it a "funeral", but we'll know 's a beginning.

"It is not light that we need, but the fire, it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake."

Hating you makes me feel all warm inside

"When you think about it. Revenge is the ultimate Hallmark card. It's likesaying 'you've effected my life so significantly, that I feelcompelled toEffect your life in an equal and significant way. . ."

“Good night, Dak,” Jak said.“Good night, Jak,” I replied.“Good night, Jakie boy,” Jinx shouted.“Good night, Jinx,” Jak replied.“Good night, rat,” Jinx bellowed.“Good night, Smoky,” Daxter replied hotly.“Good night, Dax,” I said.“Good night, Dak,” Daxter said.“Good night, Dax,” Jak said.“Good night, Jak,” Daxter answered.“Good night, Jinx,” I said.“Good night, Dak,” he shouted.There was silence.“You guys have got to be kidding,” Torn muttered.

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. Let that be realized; no survival for the British Empire, no survival for all that the British Empire has stood for, no survival for the urge and impulse of the ages, that mankind will move forward towards its goal. But I take up my task with buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men. At this time I feel entitled to claim the aid of all, and I say, ‘come then, let us go forward together with our united strength.

Life is a banquet, death is dessert

Let's go crazy! Bow to fruit! Give Chewbacca a perm

When life gives you lemons, look at them briefly and go back to your ice cream

Sugar is the almighty power of the universe

None of us are virgins. Life screws us all.

Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

He sees you when you're sleeping . . . he knows if you'e awake . . . he knows if you've been bad or good because SANTA'S A STALKER

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

Paranoia: The sure way to survive.

If suspected of rule breaking, deny it and blame someone else.

“My squeak toy wants to take over the world…”

Ralph..." She said quietly, as the car drove away. "What?" "Get your bike and a heavy stick." "Why?" "We've got to stalk someone." "Yippee!" Ralph ran off to his garage. The simplest things made kids happy“Why do your plans always consist of throwing things randomly?” “Cause usually we’re dealing with rabid squirrels throwing acorns at our houses.”

Nee-san: You keep talking to me like I care what you say. You stare at me like it’s my fault you’re ugly…

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this

I am standing in a crowd,Everywhere I look people are talking.Talking to each other, but not one to me.I am a stranger in a familiar place.I am a strange girl in a familiar world.The crowds all around me are people that I know,But do they know me?They know who I am, but do they really know me?I don’t know.They are nice, but I must admit,They are not friends, but they are not foes.I am different from them,And they don’t know how to treat me.They are used to their friends who are just like them.I am standing in a crowd,And though there are people everywhere I am alone.I sometimes feel like I’m dead,Though I’m alive on the outside I feel dead inside.

Insanity is fun, resistance is futile.

"Fear is not a weakness. No. Fear is a good thing. To fear something is to respect it. Without fear, there would be no caution."

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left, four rights make a circle and three rights, two lefts and an intersection make you totally lost.

"She'll be teaching them math- one bullet at a time! Okay, it'll be like, "If you have five bullets, and you shoot the bitch that didn't pay you back that money, how many bullets would you have left?" "Uh, well, that depends- did the bitch run?"

“Is it paranoia if they really are out to get you?”

‘I know I’m a son of a bitch, I like being a son of a bitch – the hours are good and there’s very little heavy lifting.’

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me,

You could fit my capacity for happiness in a matchbox without taking out the matches first

An optimist is someone who thinks all is goodA pessimist is someone who laughs at an I'm a pessimist ... Sue me, like I care

Happiness is merely the repression of reality, an escape into a fantasy hiding that what we try to avoid, pain, misery, and insecurity

Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies

Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw

I ran into my ex the other day... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk

A man talks dirty to a woman and its sexual harassment. A woman talks dirty to a man and its 3.95 a min.

Why doesn’t somebody take that stick out of your ass and beat you with it

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him or herself, is it a hostage situation

Hey look over there! A convenient distraction

"Doing naughty things to the elves...shame on you!" "No Tyler, I'm not doing things to the elves...I'm doing naughty things WITH the elves"

“I’ll make you watch the grass grow!”

“I’M NOT FAT DAMN IT! I’M JUST CHUBBY! CHUBBIES FOREVER!”

..But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them. But it is better to loose some of the battles in the struggles for your dreams than to be defeated without ever knowing what you're fighting for.

Hopes and dreams only ever lead to hurt and pain. Better off sticking to reality, anyway. Makes life easier,

Did you read the small print of our contracts? No? We don’t do uniforms. Never have, never will. We are individuals, and we will be recognized for our own styles. I’m a diva,” Susan said.“I’m a punk,” Terry said.“I’m a prep,” Pansy stated.“I’m a metal head,” Blaise listed off.“I am the geek,” Luna said airily.“I’m the emo punk rocker gangster skater boy who is part goth part jock,” Harry said proudly.“Did you just make that up?” Blaise asked him.“No.”“Mhm.”“I didn’t.”“I believe you.”“No you don’t.”“Not really, no. I don’t,”

“Of course I am. If I were not confusing, I would be predictable. Predictable is utterly boring. If you are predictable, people know precisely what your next move will be,”

“So you’re the assholes that kidnapped my son!?” the shabby looking man roared. James jumped to his feet.“What are you talking about? He’s MY son!” James growled.“Than I was fourteen years worth of child support, dick. I taught him how to walk, and talk, and play football. I taught him how to apparate, and how to make a flame-thrower out of a water bottle and hairspray. You’re his father; I’m his dad. My title is earned, yours is given. You’ve had nothing to do with him. You abandoned him. RUN HARRY!”

“Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it’s gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering,”

“I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from there past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.”

Honor thy name is thievery

“What happened so near that seems so long ago? Whether the twilight comes or goes, we march forward. Fate can be denied but only to a certain extent. Fore whom has the power to overthrow its word?”

"Going to McDonalds to buy a salad is like going to a crack house to buy medicine."

"He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawed off shotgun.".

“You called my lycanthropy my ‘furry little problem,’ although most people believed I had an ill-tempered rabbit.”

“When I grow up, I want to be like Harry Potter and shoot people.”

I think ignorance is the most painful human condition to be suffered. Sadly, its victims often don’t know they’re afflicted before it’s too late.”

Never mess with a Multipersonal-Bipolar-Skitzophrenic-Psychopathic-Pyromanical-Homicidal-Maniac, You'll wind up dead or furry...

All I really need…This is my home, securely from all,Nearly ready to die, from the constant fight,A place I will be, free as can be,Sleeping and healing; safe in the dark.Never again, will I feel this pain,Never again, will I see the rain,Because when all is ready, and all is done,Finally my worry will become none.Through the life of a worthless me,All like a huge big dove,Then maybe, they’ll finally see,All I really need is love.

Jack and Jill came to the HillOn a grave a somber 've made them mad,The time is badTo be a politician.

Jack and Jill went up the hillSo he could lick her fannyJack got a shockAnd a mouth full of cockCuz Jill’s real name is Danny!

I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paperI believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?The shortest distance between two points is under construction.I am diagonally parked in a parallel universeYou're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!OK, so what's the speed of dark?"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the Internet.""I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you."

Then thou shall rise, awaken from the stray from the light, and walk not during the day.Roam in the night, and fuel thy corpse,Sip blood from the vein, and feel no remorse.I condemn thee to walk among thy fellow men,And watch thy mortal allies die.For thou shall go on,An immortal you be.I curse thou with this, a disease of virginity.I leave thou, vampire, to face God's holy liberty.

‘Every rule has an exception’ is indeed true. The only rule that does not have an exception is the rule that every rule has an exception, therefore the rule is its own exception, proving itself to be truthful

"Are all Americans mad?" “Yes and no. You've heard of laughing in the face of danger? Well, we Americans prefer to give danger a wedgie and send him on his merry way."

One life to live;Remember the past,Fight for the present,Live for the future.Never depend on hope, 'fore hope won't carry your feet,Never regret and never forsake what is precious to you,And should your body ever fail, never let your mind and spirit break, 'fore they are your only true untake-able possessions you have.Always stay strong and cherish all you have with all your heart, because nothing lasts forever.

I don’t just cross lines that should never be crossed – I fucking POLE VAULT over them

Krunch: Nice to see you managed to gain your freedom on your own, Gid.Gid: It’s good to see you too.Cale: We’re all together again!Richard: This is a beautiful moment. I may compose then break into song to celebrate the occasion.Some Troll: What are you going to rhyme with “Your Wholesale Mass Slaughter?”(Richard burns his face off)Richard (while burning Some Troll): “Locate and Butcher Your Daughter”?

I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Forrest Gump was right when he said, "Life is like a box of chocolates". For me it is very, very true. For starters, I don't really like chocolate; secondly, my life is full of surprises, good and bad (bad out-weighing the good); and finally, you feel like shit when the box is empty.

What good ears you have. All the better to hear your screams for mercy with my dear.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that how you use a cardboard box can mean the difference between success and failure, between life and death... Treat your box well, and it will treat you well...

"...When I'm burning in Hell, I'll remember that and haunt you for the rest of eternity... If you're not burning in Hell along with me, that is."

"Normal is not something you'll find in this family. Though, it's normal for us to act strange, but strange for us to act normal. Is that normal...?"

As far as I was concerned the enemy of my enemy was not my friend. It was just someone I wasn’t planning to kill… Yet.

“That would be considered ‘overkill’, laddie.”“There is no such thing as ‘overkill’, only ‘open fire’ and ‘I need to reload’,”

Don't follow my footsteps, I walk into walls.

'Fate's a bitch.'"I chuckled. "Actually, I believe that's 'payback's a bitch', but it certainly applies to fate as well." "No…wait." I said thoughtfully. "I'd have to say Fate is a big guy in leather on a Harley fresh out of prison and he wants me as his bitch."

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don’t talk back and they’re always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won’t complain.

Impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they give up.

“The ability of the written word to convey emotionIs the most powerful tool we are line can send you laughingOne sentence can fill you with painOne word can make you think more deeply than you ever haveAnd one phrase can make you fall in love.”Whether it be a 200-page novel, or a 20-word poem, go write something and inspire the world!

my cute little snooglie-oogliepoo!

Death is eternal. Death is mandatory. Death is the answer to life. The realms of Animals have accepted the presence of Death. They sense it, they feel it…and they accept it. Humans cannot. We fight Death, we cheat it, and we find ways to avoid it, because we fear it. We fear it because we do not understand it, and not only that, but we refuse to accept that we fear Death.

I live by the RWR Code. Rules? What Rules?Never emulate people who jump off bridges unless you have a bungee cord and have made your peace with death.

Write for yourself. Sing for yourself. Dance for yourself. Live for yourself. Laugh at those who doubt you.

If someone tells you that you can’t do something, laugh in their face and then prove them wrong.

I'm going to annoy you because you scare me, thus conquering my fear with the added bonus of personalamusement.

One of these days I'm going to create one of those little grey pop-up windows that says 'Aha! So it WAS the monkeywith the banana peel on the staircase!' just to see how many people instinctively press the Yes button.

It's all fun and games until a ten-year-old holds up his sister's Monopoly bank with a water gun.

A good friend won’t give away your hiding place during hide-and-seek. A great friend won’t give away the places you hid the bodies during a police raid.

Why does good always triumph when evil is usually a lot smarter about not rushing into things blindly?

Tell someone to do something and they’ll give you a hundred different reasons why you should do it yourself.

Never hire a speechwriter. You never know what they might make you say.

Life's all sunshine and roses until a goat eats the roses while it's raining.

Call me a bitch, and I'll take it as a compliment. Call me lady, and I'll be flattered. Call me woman, and I'll tolerate it. Call me child, and I'll try not to hurt you. But call me baby, and you will die.

Ever wonder why they use the saying 'the cat's out of the bag' to say that something is no longer a secret? What's the secret, that they just tried to kill a cat?

Have you ever noticed that people spend a whole month putting up Christmas decorations and six months to take them down?

Why is the death of a villian considered defeat and not murder?

Dear Diary: My current plan of world domination is coming along very nicely. Now if only I can get these people to take this weird jacket off of me, I may go further with my plans.

I can't recite the alphabet backwards on a good day. What makes you think I can do so under pressure?

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to learn a very good reason why no one fucks with me twice.

You know, het writers who bash slash writers then turn male characters into girls to pair them up with a guy really make me wonder, sometimes. I wonder if they're compensating for a fear of leaving a small, enclosed place or if they're busy going on boat rides down the Nile...

In a world where penguins march with sporks, you know you've arrived. Where at, exactly, is the question.

Seriously, televised poker? Are we really that bored?

"Life has no shortcuts." What?! Screw that. I'll make my own damn shortcut, thank you very much.

"The greatest man may stand before an army of a thousand and mock them without fear, but before the innocence of a child he cannot speak."

Ignorance is bliss and patience is a virtue so if you're stupid and you don't mind waiting around you're set.

"I don't worry... that's what the pills are for."

"Do you think at colonial rock concerts they waved candles?"

‘DON’T-look-at-me-cross-eyed-or-I’ll-carve-your-heart-out-with-a-rusty-spoon-and-make-you-LIKE-it’

I want to leave this world as I came into it. How is that? Screaming and covered in somebody else's blood

Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm

"By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make note of this: one of you is lying."

"Someone in this room needs a hobby and for once it's not me. I feel strangely elated. Pardon me while i find a corner in which to weep."

"Well there is this particularly fascinating wall with wet paint on it. I was planning on watching it dry, but your idea is good too."

"I had no idea that you were so flexible, you just stuck both feet in your mouth and your head up your ass."

"So you want to know what i think? Okay did you want the kiddie version or the adult version? Are you sure cause the adult version can get graphic and there will be involvment of anatomically correct sock puppets."

"I'm not insane, just because the voices won't talk to you does not mean that i'm insane."

‘Danger? Ha! Danger is my middle name!’ ‘It’s just so unfortunate you’re first name’s ‘In,’

When I grow up I want to become an evil tyrant, cause many deaths, take over lots of countries, have lot's of people hate me, steal every one's right shoes, write on their homework assignments with highlighters, draw on their faces, curse every one I know, join a nudist colony, become a vampire, sign my life away, cause an earthquake to put pangaea back together, contact the aliens, create evil children and than go to heaven.

What do you mean there's no Weapons r' us? Where do all the psychopaths get their toys then!

“My worst enemies are those who presume me to be harmless. They cannot imagine how much I resent and disdain them, or just how great a threat they would face if I could get at them. Everything in their behavior speaks of insult and presumptuousness, and for now it is all I can do to make constructive use of my anger toward them. At this time, I just make a list of them and keep a watch on. Some day, with the help of time, space, and circumstance, I will be able to humiliate them properly - not in a manner they would enjoy, but in a style calculated to make them wish that they had never been born.”

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.-Butterflies taste with their feet.-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.-Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.-A cat's urine glows under a black light.- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.-Starfish have no brains.-Poplar bears are left-handed.-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Here's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of them wasn't me.

There are three types of people you don't piss off, Custom Officials, Air Marshals, and Police Officers. Because, they say funny things like 'Cavity Search'.

Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind

Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people seem bright until they speak

I am your friendYou fight I fightYou hurt I hurtYou cry, I cryYou jump off a bridge...Well I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other, poor dumb bastard die for his!

Man invented writing: one step forward. Man invented the pencil: one step forward. Man invented paperwork: five steps backwards.

More people have been killed in Australia in the last 200 years by a coconut falling on their head than have been killed by crocodile, if so, why aren't we terrified of coconut trees?

"Hush little baby,"Don't say a word,"Momma's gonna steal you a mocking bird,"And if that bird won't sing,"Momma's gonna deep-fry that thing..."

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.When you are confused - I will use little words.When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

They say that there is a fine line between genius and insanity, but what they don’t tell you is that it doesn’t mater what side you are trying to cross from.

I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.

The blind are the ones that can truly see

"Dark one night in broad daylight, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys."

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is yes.

A fox is a wolf who brings flowers.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

Sometimes I scare myself, but then I look at you and remember there’s always someone worse.

In the middle of the night a bunch of scientists are going replace your brain with a peanut.

"The dark is my friend, sarcasm my companion, and the written word my lover. Upon these I thrive. Not many can wriggle their way in past them. I bid you try."

"Give me one good reason for me not to kill you." "I love you?" "Not convinced..."

When your life goes up in flames, bring out your marshmallows and hotdogs and have a good time.

Oh my god will you keep it down you sound like a 'fresh-skewered boar and the Loch Ness serpent in heat'.

To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul - hope you like what you see.

"Your father comes home, he's gonna shoot you in the face, with a bazooka!!...And I'm not gonna stop him this time either"

Just cuz something bad happens doesn't mean you have to wallow in it and be miserable

“City Morgue. You kill ‘em we chill ‘em. Next in line speaking.”

Sweet Zombie Jesus

Marry the man today, give him the girlish laughter...give him the hand today and save the fist for after!

"There are a lot of lonely men out there." "Don't worry; I won't let them rape you."

If people are going to call you a lunatic why not get the benefit of it; it liberates you from convention.

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have film

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things.

Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we all laugh. Sun goes down, we all die...

Slutzilla approaches everybody run!

Touch me and I’ll have the police over here so fast, your head will still be spinning when your cellmate is changing your name to Shirley.

A woman need not cause you to be desperate if you chose the right woman.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, you are sweet, and I love you.” “Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back”

“I’m like Taco Bell... I’ll spice up your night!” “Yeah? Well then I’m like McDonald’s. Come within a five foot radius of me and you’ll die.”

Don’t matter what the fuck your name is, nothing nice is what my game is

I'll do strange things to your bathtub

"Dreams are the eraser dust I blow off my page, they fade into the emptiness, another dark grey day. Dreams are only memories of the plans I had back then. Dreams are eraser dust and now I use a pen."

‘Warriors with heart, animals with pride, demons with valor, and jesters with honor.’

‘Know your friends, your enemies, and those neutral in the war. Protect your allies with valor, and destroy your enemies with honor. Strike true and swift, lest your foe slay you before you can yet be slain.’

Carpe Noctem Seize the Night

You love her, don't you? No, she owes me twenty dollars. If she dies, I'll never get it back.

‘The Dungeon of Many Sharp Pointy Things That Stab and Pierce as They Cut You into a Really Stupid Amount of Very Small Pieces’.

The DesiderataGo placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly to the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

I’m a perfect little angel. Ignore the horns, I’m getting them removed.

Who are you truly?... The angel who soars above... Or maybe the fallen who are deprived... Who are you truly?... Grasp your destiny and choose... For I keep calling for you... But do you listen or do you run from me?... Who are you truly?... Take off the mask... Forget everybody’s sneering... Take off the cloak... Forget their mockery... Take off the shadow of namelessness... And most importantly, forget their whispers... Who are you truly?... Stand up... Grasp your sword... And scream as you charge... Scream who you are.

And Dreamers shall dream and make the impossible possible and to inspire others around them to reach higher, to surpass the limits, until eternity's end.

I always try to take a step back and look at things. Everything to me is either a shade of black or white, there is no such thing as grey. Either it's right or it's wrong. You could always jump head first into things and ask questions later, but I ask, is it worth it in the end when you might have chosen the wrong path.

A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.

Sarcasm is anger with a smile.

When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather judgement that something else is more important than fear.

You can always trust the Americans. In the end they do the right thing. After they have eliminated all other possibilities.

Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Perfection is an impossibility for humanity, for the simple fact humans themselves are imperfect. The ideal that things in our world are perfect, are simply ideals that are mistruths conjured up by madmen attempting to sustain that pitiful existence. It is impossible for us to understand what is perfect, for we are not perfect ourselves. Once humanity realizes this, we can all get on with our lives.

Love a person for their good, but if you truly love them, you'll love them even more for their flaws.

Life is like a video game; the more serious you take it, the harder the rules get.

Live as if you were going to die tomorrow, but learn as if you were going to live forever.

There is nothing either good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.

There is nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home. When you've lost it all, that's when you finally realize that life is beautiful.

Forty- Six laws of Anime:

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.6. Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.7. First Law of Temporal Mortality- 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.11. Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.13. Law of Energetic Emission- There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of a weapon is inversely proportional to its size.First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.15. Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.16. Law of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area'. Usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minmei is a bimbo.18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.19. Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.21. Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren't...22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.24. Law of Americanthropomorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.26. Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: a) be female b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.27. Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.29. Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.32. Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics- ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.34. Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.Example-Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).Example-Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.35. Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.36. Law of Quitupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: (a) The Hero/Leader (b) His girlfriend (c) His Best Friend/Rival (d) A Hulking Brute (e) A Dwarf/KidBetween these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:--Extreme Coolness--Amazing intelligence--Incredible Irritation37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.39. Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...40. Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.41. Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.43. Law of Nominative Clamovocation- The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.44. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.45. Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives46. Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.47. Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, our skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.48. Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast to the face. Or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff49. Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).50. Law of Uninterpretable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")51. Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: (1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. (2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: (1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. (2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. (3) They just don’t give a damn.52. Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.54. Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy".Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring:a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy".d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.56. Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blond woman.57. Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look.b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.58. Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paint balls, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paint balls, Macross 7 for speaker pods) of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.) of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.61.The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... of even the of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.) of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)65. Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum. And mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.66. Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.67. Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver.Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.68. Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow of Inter dimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an inter dimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65) of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, orc) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.75. Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?76. Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (See Laws 32 48)77. Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...79. Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did! of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (See Laws #67, 69, and 84) of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: (a) The hero escaping. (b) Clean-up for the underlings. (c) The villain getting toasted.85. Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.86. Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.87. Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, That would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because:1) It’s his girlfriend’s.2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.3) Chicks will dig him more.Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute little mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:1) It’s her boyfriend’s.2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.3) It makes her look cool.88. Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar of Cat Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur.First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive; you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/ B-ko Thing") of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or space borne, have the following crew members:1) The captain2) His Lieutenant3) Various female technical staff4) A hotshot pilot5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)6) The Doctor7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:1) Extreme coolness/luck2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible irritation4) Extreme cuteness5) Irresponsible drunkenness6) Homophobias7) Emotionless (Idiots.)92. Law of Spark lines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks!93. Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

My drinking team has a bowling problem.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?

Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.

You will soon find out that I am just a gay man in a woman’s body. I don’t need beauty sleep.

That.. “fiery temper and a nice rack”.. could rip your heart out and feed it to you in your sleep, without waking you up. I suggest you give her some damn respect.

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Enemies stab you in the chest. Friends stab you in the back. True friends don’t carry knives.

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednesday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

A relationship is like a rose, how long it lasts, no one knows. Love can erase an awful past, love can be yours, you'll see at last. To feel that love, it makes you sigh, to have it leave, you'd rather die; you hope you've found that special rose, 'cause you love and care for the one you chose.

Is there a ninja in your pants? Cuz your ass is kicking!

I suffer from ADOSO. Don’t you mean ADD? Nope, ADOSO, Attention Defecate—Ooh Shiny Object!

I'm not a pain in the ass, but I will be when you bend over.

You tell me what you think and I'll tell you what kind of idiot you are.

"Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts."

“Courage is not the lack of fear but the ability to face it."

The nature of water, in and of itself, is the most versatile nature that any one element has. It can both create, and destroy. It can move silently and under the surface, or devastatingly, and with no regard for its surroundings. It can be as deep and unseen as an aquifer, or as obvious and torrential as rapids. It can flow around an object, wearing it down to nothing in a period of hundreds of years, or it can crash upon that object, and obliterate it within seconds. It is a contradiction unto itself, and yet it is the very basis for both life and death of any one living being upon this plane of existence.

The hardest mask you’ll ever wear is one that hides your soul.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy; am I or are the others crazy?

One person's craziness is another person's reality.

Squabbles are for grown ups who are too jaded by reality to understand the true meaning of life.

Jigoku ni ike - go to hell

“Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives.”James JoyceIrish author (1882 - 1941)

Having multiple personalities is fun. It keeps life interesting.

If knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays... does knowledge in the end leave you broke?

I know Kung-Fu!! And fifty other dangerous words!!

I called you boyfriend gay and he hit meh with his PURSE!

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I live, and love, and laugh, Why? Because I will not give in to those who want me to die, to hate, and to cry. I will not surrender. My life is mine to live, and if you wish it gone, you will have to take it yourself, because I will not take it for you, nor will I make it easy.

The world can't end today... it's already tomorrow in Japan...

If the aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you scared?

Before you critizize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you piss them of your already long gone and you've got their shoes!

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Don't hit kids! No. Seriously. They Have Guns Now!!

I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows...

Fake is the trend... I guess everyone's in style.

It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye... Then It's Find The Eye!!

If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle ofnext week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to thestore with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don'thave wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ."Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING."You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway."

19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's students

Payback is a bitch and I am her master

You’re fucked royally and with a sandpaper condom.

There are good ships and there are wood ships. There are ships that sail the sea. But the best of ships are friendships and may they always be.

The Forecast for tomorrow: a sprinkle of genius with a slight chance of doom

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend will tease and call them 'mom and dad'.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.

When french people swear, do they say "pardon my english?”

I love to go to the school yard and watch all the little kids jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming… they don’t know I’m only using blanks

Jesus is coming... HIDE THE PORN

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions and the road to heaven is just as bad, better just to stick up your finger and say ‘screw it all’”

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

Anything that does not kill you makes you stronger. Unless it cripples you. Then you, my Dear Friend, are screwed.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe

Love is friendship set on fire

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Knowledge is power, and power is corrupt. So go to school and be evil.

Friends are like puzzle pieces. Every piece has special meaning in your heart.Once you lose even just a single piece, the puzzle will not complete anymore and no one or thing that can replace the missing pieces

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

When you tell a girl a secret, it doesn’t really matter if their a gossip or not, but if their sister is.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands they’re picking the locks, they are always locking three.

"As writers, we are gods over our creation. For ultimately, we decide what even the mightiest deity does."

"Finding good fanfiction is like searching for change in a sewer. It's there, but you have to go through a lot of crap to find it."

Those MOTHER FUCKING BASTARDS!”“LANGUAGE YOUR ONLY SEVEN!”“When I’m older?”"Of course. A mans got to have some good insults up his sleeve.”

Merde- Shit.Baiser- Fuck.Dieu fichu cela! -God damn it!

Before a man goes on a quest for vengeance, he should first dig two graves.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.

I don’t understand why anyone would ever beat their children; when damaging them psychology is far more permanent.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with

They say the sins of the fathers are visited on the children,' dad said, "'So what did grandpa do to deserve you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

You know sometimes, I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking!

Deja Vu -When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that?

Truck Driver's Last Words: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Crap!" Only the states of Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this"

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

!klat kcab ruoy dna uoy mnaD

The next time I see your face, I hope it's on the back of a milk carton

STRESS: that confusion of the body that comes from suppressing the desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it

Management not responsible for lost or stolen virginity

Carpe scrotum!

Good friends are god’s apology for bad relatives.

A good friend will ask you why you're crying. A BEST FRIEND will grab the shovel and help you bury the jerk that made you cry.

The problem with defending the English language is that English is as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle through their pockets for new vocabulary.

"A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he'd left the light on in the garden shed-she could see it from the bedroom window. But he said that he hadn't been in the shed that day. He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing things.He rang the police, but they told him that no one was in his area, so no one was available to catch the thieves. He said ok, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the police again."Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed? Well, you don't have to worry about them now, I've just shot them all."Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars of the policemen said to this man: "I thought you said you'd shot them!"He replied: "I thought you said there was no-one available!” "

Schizophrenic Ninjas! Where are My Hotdogs!?

I swear to God, you will have your titles stripped, your reputation shattered and you will find yourself locked into the deepest pit of the worst part of Prison, with a mutant career dog rapist's dick deep in your colon before the night is out! Do I make myself clear?"

Sorry man, but I got to make like your personality and spilt!

People like you are why we are born with middle fingers.

Please tell your pants that it's not polite to point.

If you can smile when things go wrong, then you have someone in mind to blame.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Have fun and don’t kill anyone . . . Unless they’re from the government.

‘Chastity Charms and Amorous Idiot Castration Hexes’ by Hans Offnow and I. Sedno.

1.) No matter how much he looks like one, Kiba is not a dog and doesn’t appreciate being petted2.) It is not acceptable to accuse Hyuuga Neji of looking at the girls hotspring every time he is seen using the Byakugan3.) Constantly referring to Naruto as “idiot” has already been done, calling him a “sasuke’s bitch” was downright inappropriate.4.) Hinata is NOT a stalker, referring to her as such is not acceptable, however amusing it may be.5.) No good will come of trying to bribe Tsunade with chocolate bars, even if she accepts.6.) Calling Neji “nine toes,” “inbred,” or “cousin fucker,” will result in a beating.7.) Calling Ino fat will result in a beating.8.) Calling Choji fat, however true, will result in a beating.9.) Making references to Lee’s striking resemblance to Betty Boop, while amusing, was unfair.10.) Replacing Shino’s deodorant with pesticide is not acceptable.11.) Polishing your Kunai in public is considered threatening behavior. “Polishing your Kunai” in public is considered indecent.12.) Humming the mission impossible theme while attempting to steal Kakashi’s mask is not amusing.13.) Humming the mission impossible theme while attempting to steal Shino’s glasses is also not amusing.14.) Food and soldier pills are considered ninja tools. Ecstasy pills are not.15.) Neither are estrogen pills. Claiming they belong to your opponent while their mother is watching is considered bad form.16.) A cunning blow to the genitals is considered both bad form and a forbidden Jutsu17.) Trying to prove that it is not a forbidden Jutsu doesn’t work; it’s in the scroll of sealing.18.) Drugging your opponent is not a legitimate form of Genjutsu.19.) It is also forbidden to tell the new Genins that an incredibly powerful bunny rabbit guards the tunnels inside the Hokage monument.20.) Constantly saying “Ni” is not considered Ninjutsu, Taijutsu or Genjutsu. It’s just annoying.21.) A herring is not considered a weapon and/or ninja tool.22.) Trying to prod Gaara just to see if the sand reacts is considered disrespectful, though entertaining.23.) Kakashi wears a facemask for a reason, do not remove it.24.) Tobi is not a lollipop, he is an arch villain, saying otherwise is dangerous to Genins.25.) Using the caged bird seal as a bulls-eye is a bad idea.26.) Calling Choji Cartman and/or doing a Cartman impression near Choji is also a bad idea.27.) Calling Naruto Kenny will only confuse him.28.) Taking a photo of Sasuke and complaining about red eye can only be passed off as ignorance once.29.) Prodding Uchiha Itatchi is a bad idea.30.) Prodding any of Akatsuki is a bad idea.31.) Prodding Kankuro is mildly amusing, but a bad idea.32.) Finding a duck that weighs more than Ino does not mean that Ino is a witch.33.) Using Chakra to create a blade does not make you a Jedi.34.) Saying you want a new fox pelt coat in front of Naruto was not kind.35.) I should not loudly denounce yaoi as a matter of personal safety36.) I should not refer to Naruhina or Sasusaku as “lady and the tramp.” Speculation about who fills what role will end in a beating.37.) Calling either Gaara or Sasuke “emo” will more than likely result in a beating.38.) Telling Kankuro that black is “sooo last year” is not good for health.39.) Displaying Yaoi is considered a forbidden Jutsu40.) Opening a betting pool on “will Akatsuki capture Naruto,” is inappropriate.41.) Even if Tsunade is the first to place a bet.42.) Following Orochimaru while doing a Steve Erwin impression is not a good idea.43.) Following team 8 while doing a steve Erwin impression is also a bad idea.44.) No good will come of trying to persuade fangirls/boys that Deidara really is a man.45.) Tying a coconut to the Konoha messenger birds is unacceptable.46.) Saying that team 8’s favourite pass time is bestiality will indefinitely result in a bad case of fleas.47.) The word Genin does not translate, in any known language, to target practise.48.) If I pester Tsunade that I need medical attention after receiving “hearing AIDS” I deserve what’s coming to me.49.) I must not taunt Genins from the top of the Hokage building with a ridiculous French accent.50.) Even for a Jounin, renting out Genins or Chuunins to Hentai publications was, in retrospect, a poorly thought out money making scheme.

The voices in my head doubted my sanity but I told them to shut up because the pink elephants said I was just fine.

I will kill you so hard you will die to death

“Daddy.”“Yes beeswax?”“I need to go now.”“I thought you weren’t meeting that boy from school until two.”“Plans have changed.”“Go enjoy yourself, beeswax. But if that boy does anything…”“You’ll rip out his intestines through his nostrils. Don’t worry, Daddy. I’ll be fine.”

“Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill so now there’s little Franky.”

“Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides, and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt; ‘twas split right up the front. And everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her…

You are here to watch me fail to teach the subtle science and exact art of potion making. As there is little foolish wand-waving here, for I’m not capable of doing it, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the dangers of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes that make your hair greasy, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins giving your skin a pale, cadaveric color, bewitching the brewers’ mind, ensnaring their common senses. I can teach you how to battle fame, throw glory away, even stop death in its tracks with just ugliness, if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I am.

“How powerful are you people?”“We give the Pentagon nightmares, the United Nations heartburn, and have, on occasion, made the President cry.”

They didn’t just think outside the box, they demolished the box for spare parts

“So you're an analyst and a therapist? How fascinating.” Andrew said.“Yes, or as I like to call it, an analrapist. I even had cards made up, but for some reason people never keep them, or talk to me after I hand them out. Or make eye contact. But what's a strapping young lad like yourself doing here?”

“I wanna go through that collection inside. I saw some sweet ass weapons.”“Dibs on the guns!”“Isn't it a bit morbid to discuss going through a dead man's belonging?” “The body's not even cold yet.”“And as long as that fire burns, it ain't getting cold anytime soon. Besides, he's not using them,” “Yo! Dead guy! You mind if we take your stuff?”“She has a point,”“All he said was 'crackle, crackle'. I'm assuming that means 'Sure, take all my cool toys.'”

The Perfect ManAuthor Unknown

The perfect man is gentleNever cruel or meanHe has a beautiful smileAnd keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes childrenAnd will raise them by your sideHe will be a good fatherAs well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cookingCleaning and vacuuming tooHe'll do anything in his powerTo convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweetWriting poetry from your nameHe's a best friend to your motherAnd kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cryOr hurt you In any wayOh, screw this stupid poemThe perfect man is gay.

OK. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel... maybe a couple of rocket launchers. But this jelly jar WILL come open!

People say that I don't have any points, but knives have points and I have a lot of knives so therefore I have a lot of points!

High School is just an elaborate plot by vampires to obtain the blood of teenagers through periodic blood-drives.

Who am I? I'm indecision. I'm everything. I'm nothing. And I may even be both.

I got kicked out of wood working for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid’s left arm...

No matter how hard you try, you can't fall off the floor.

Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar…OUCH! Dude that hurt!

When life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins.

Little Susie took a drink and fell down to the floor, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4

“Then go out trying your best. I read something once but I can’t remember what it said so I’ll tell you what I remember of it. I will fight until I have nothing left. If my weapon breaks, I’ll fight with my hands. If my hands are cut off, I’ll kick them with my feet. If my feet get cut off, I’ll crawl along the ground and bite them. If they kill me, I will still win by getting my blood on them and ruining their clothes.”

“Serial killer hotline you name um we maim um”

With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing

Paranoia is just another word for longevity

Once you get me angry I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain

It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious

People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.

Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you.

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!"

Vig used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement

If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

God must love stupid people, he made so many

God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time...

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

Black mambas are not the most poisonous snake in the world, but just two drops of their venom can kill a human. They can grow up to 14' long and can move at 12 mph. They are not named they're coloring. They are generally a dark brown or olive (though I'm making Ictus pure black). They are named for they inside of their mouths, which are a deep, dark black.

“And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat,” Naruto tells the remaining Genin from their observation room.“For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on,” Kiba adds with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression. - Master of Puppets, Naruto fanfic

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.

I Know Violence Isn't The Answer, I Got It Wrong On Purpose

Whatever is eating you...must be suffering horribly

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Females. Can’t live with them. Can’t shoot them

She felt someone poking her side with their large sharp claw. Sighing Kagome took out another stick of pocky and handed it off to the demon lord. She felt like a fuedal drug dealer. An image of a twitching Sesshomaru tapping his veins and injecting chocolate made her laugh outright.

Out of all your lies "I Love You" was my favorite

When life gives you lemons throw them at old people.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

I am on a journey to the far corners of my room in search of what they call a "floor." Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive...

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force."

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Grief is a tidal wave that over takes you, smashes down upon you with unimaginable force, sweeps you up into its darkness, where you tumble and crash against unidentifiable surfaces, only to be thrown out on an unknown beach, bruised, reshaped... grief will make an entirely new person of you, if it doesn’t kill you in the process – Unknown

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

Have a history teacher explain this-- if they can.Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the headNow it gets really 's secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy's secretary was named LincolnBoth were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen hang on to your was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.And here's the kicker...A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, MarylandA week before Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.Creepy huh?

ONLY IN AMERICA1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the officiallanguage of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that wouldbecome known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will makesivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".This should klearup konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when thetroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words likefotograf 2 the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted toreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governmentswill enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben adeterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of thesilent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "v".During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining"ou"and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be nomor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in zeforst plas.If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl"Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

Teacher:"You, you and you, see me after class." - Student 2:"but I didn't do anything." - Teacher:"Well... you will"

Teacher:"You two, see me after class" - Student 3: "But what about me?" - Teacher: "You can see me after class as well" - Student 3: "Oh, okay"

Student: "What did you do for the ides of March?" Teacher (with a completely straight face): "I killed someone.

“Code of the Marauders First Rule- you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.”“Code of the Marauders Third Rule – Hit hard, hit fast, and leave chaos in your wake.”

- Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell. –

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,

"Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God isboth male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks,

"Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks,

"Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none theless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and hetriumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

If you wish upon a star,Your wish may come true.Unless that star is actually a meteorite coming to destroy all life on earth,Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for,Unless it's death by meteorite.

(Real) Eienstein Quote:If sucess equals A, then the formula for sucess must be as follows...X Y Z = AWhere X equals work, Y equals play, and Z equals keep your mouth shut.

a = ba2 = aba2-b2 = ab-b2(ab)(a-b) = b(a-b)(ab) = baa = a2a = a2 = 1

“Old Mother Hubbard,Went to the cupboard,To fetch her poor dog a bone.When she bent over,Rover took over,And gave her a bone of his own.”

“Now Mary, on the other hand, is still hung up about her little lamb. Bitch ain’t been putting out for weeks.”“What happened to the lamb?”“She had this lamb see, and it had a touch of the colic. She started giving it brandy, and the damn thing became an alcoholic.” The rabbit laughed. “It gets better, though. After that, the damn thing was blind drunk one day and ran into a pylon. Bam!” EB smacked his paws together. “10,000 volts of electricity, right up the ass. Turned that lil’ lamb’s wool to nylon!”“Did it die?””No, but her father shot it the next day, dead. Then the bastard had the nerve to give it back to Mary between two slices of bread.”“Oh.”EB nodded. “Yeah, those were some damn good sandwiches.” He let out a sigh. “But before the lamb went up to that sausage grinder in the sky, Mary used to wear this skirt that had slits all the way up the sides. Everywhere she went, you could see her thighs. It was a thing of beauty.” He knocked back another shot, matched by Naruto. “And she used to have this other skirt, with a slit right up the front.” He made a motion like he was pulling up his zipper. “But she didn’t wear that one often.”

“Besides, your mother’s a transvestite and likes to play with children.”

They’ll be sure to hunt me down,” Dracula said.“How will they know your up and about?” Harry asked, seemingly interested.“I’ve asked myself that many a time. It’s like they have an extra sense in their bodies. Taste, Touch, See, Hear, Smell, and Dracula’s Awake,” the Lord of Darkness said, waving his hand in the air.

The other difference: I'm crazy by choice, you're just nuts."

"Hm..is this about me calling Malfoy a self-absorbed swine and piss-poor excuse for a biped? and that his mother must cry every night considering that she really wanted a girl and only got half a result since he/she minces around like a wannabe princess, as well as insinuating that his family tree forks about as much as a flagpole?"

“Diamonds are forever but so is a crippling injury.”

"Moe's funeral parlor. You tag 'em we bag 'em."

You know you should get to sleep when the sheep you are counting start to hit the fence

Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip ‘n slide.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out

I really don't trust a sane person.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There is no great genius without some touch of madness

If the Pen is mightier than the Sword, then why the heck did we invent the Sword then! Stab everyone in the eye with a Pen then!

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man was King

Chaos is the Ultimate Balance in the Universe. Both Good and Evil, both Right and Wrong, both Order and Darkness... to lose Chaos means to lose Everything.

If you're gonna die, take every motherf#ker with you before you die. That way you'll have some company in Hell.

The dumber people think I am, the more surprised they'll be when I kill them.’

. Curse these builders for not putting windows where I can reach them.

Don't think of it as being out-numbered, think of it as unlimited target selection!

A hero is just someone who does the right thing at the right time, and is seen by the right people.

Why make war, when you can see people beat the shit out of each other on TV!

A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!

"Draw your swords, load your guns, put on some armor, its time for fun."Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy

"Light thinks that it is faster than everything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds that darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I’ll put shoes on my cat.

wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

everyone else may love you, but I still think you’re a moron.

This isn’t a classroom, it’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

You know you’re addicted to coffee when: 1)your nervous twitches show up on the Richter scale. 2)you have to watch movies in fast-forward. 3)you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

“you trying to kill me” ”no. should I be”

"People complaining about Naruto/Hinata pairings being over done is like complaining that the sun should be blue because it's been orange for so long."

Ever notice that the expression “heads up” really means “whatever you do, don’t look up, just get out of the way”?

“I feel like a great weight has lifted from my wallet.”

“He isn’t very good with animals, or people, or anything that is alive for that matter.”

SNAP OUT OF IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING LOUD AND VIOLENT, PREFERABLY WITH A CHAINSAW!"

“Been through the whole routine, skip to the part where you tell me what you want, and I say no.”

Screw it. I like explosions

I swear if you go on another of your, ‘I’m destinies whiny little bitch’ reels again I’m going to slap you one

Nice guy but the skylight leaks a little” ”what’s that supposed to mean” ”it means he ain’t the brightest crayola in the box

“Sorry I’m late, I got run over on the road of life.”

In all things one cannot win with defense alone, one must attack

Waiting for explosions sucks. I want one now.”

“Sorry I’m late but I got lost on the road of life,” he was greeted with team reply of “LIAR!” Naruto added his two cents to the conversation “Only an idiot could get lost on a one lane road!”

He had that stupid look on his face….you know…the look you get when someone points out the obvious and you don’t even have the smallest comeback in mind and you desperately want to say something to dispute what he/she just said.

“I took her out and threw her in the woods “you did WHAT?” “”I want her to learn something” “what that it’s cold in February”

whoops is not a word I want to hear in 2000 feet in the air” ”he simply caused the engines to die temporarily” ”die is even worse than whoops”

WHAT? I HAD TO DO SOMETHING IN 10,000 YEARS, I’M A DEMON FOX, ONLY THREE THINGS MATTER, SEX, DESTRUCTION, AND EVERYTHING ELSE, SEX GOT BORING AFTER 5000 YEARS, AND ONLY DESTROY THINGS ONCE AND A WHILE, SO NOT TO UPSET, THE GREAT BALANCE. OR SO SAYS KAMI-SAMA, SO, EVERYTHING ELSE KIND OF UP IN THE REST OF MY TIME.

“He survived it. But I will be very impressed if he gets up.” Naruto answered, looking at the amount of blood splattered about. “And if he does, he is going to need some very good alcohol to shake that off.”

running away from an angry girl only made things worse, especially if you lived in the same house as them.

“A monster can never rid us of a monster. To kill a monster it takes a man.”

"All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone, I'm afriad they'll die. If I attack, I'm afaid I'll cut them. There is no place for fear here. Do you see the resolve to cut you in my blade? If I dodge, I won't let you hit me. If I'm protecting someone, I won't let them die. If I'm attacking, I will cut you."

A women tells Sir Winston Churchill that he is drunk at a party. "Ma’am, I may be drunk, but your ugly, and I'll be sober in the morning."

Saito knew that people were, as a group, only as smart as the stupidest person nearby them

“is there a civil right you haven’t broken” ”um… the right to bear arms maybe, no wait scrap that, umm….. freedom of speech, no wait. Shit.”

“you okay” ”maybe is this Scotland” ”no” ”then why are those men in dresses”

If you could conjure up an army, who would care about stealth?"

“Any last words before I destroy you?” Orochimaru asked menacingly. “Yeah,” Jiraiya said, looking up at him rebelliously. “Boobs. No wait… Tsunade’s boobs.”

“The Magician is a master of misdirection, if he goes to his left or to his right, attack the middle…he’s just as likely to be there as anywhere else

" The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

“what do we call this” ”a love triangle” ”no it has too many sides to be a love triangle, more like an octagon- tetrahedron thingie”

As a trained ANBU squad leader Kakashi had learned to pay attention to the slightest disturbances. Now he wished he’d learned from his dear friend Obito how to sleep with his eyes open.

As he observed their play, there were many questions plaguing the mind of Uchiha Itachi. Where did that ominous music that always followed him around come from? Why did god make the platypus? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Why was Temari wearing his clothes?

'Nothing in this world is free -- not knowledge, nor power, nor the ability to protect those that you love...By reading these events foretold, you, the reader, are bound to finish these tales without endings...'

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

"PMS - Psychotic Mood Swings"

"People confuse compliments with pickup lines too much these days."

"Drink provokes the desire but takes away the performance."

I have reports," the legendary shinobi started, and Naruto knew that "reports" couldn't ever be good because if it was documented, it was only done so to be used against you at a later date (case in point, taxes, school grades, and the disciplinary folders with his name on them still at the Academy, waiting),

“how do you burn Jell-O”

He learned that, most importantly, he was going to screw up, but that it was really the ability to screw up in a new, unexpected way that eventually accomplished his goal

Billy leans over to you. "Hey, HEY. Seriously. Instead of taking the test, just sit here with me until the end, and when the teacher gets all ticked, yell 'Believe It' and kick him in the junk, It worked before, right? Come on!

Legends don't die, they just fade away. It was a widely held belief among the villagers in every country, from Kaminari no Kuni to Kaze no Kuni. Taken as a gospel truth by all, save for the Shinobi. Shinobi knew the truth, that legends did die, painfully and usually alone, but always as a Legend. No where was this knowledge more prevalent than among Konoha Shinobi.

Yamanaka Ino was having an argument with reality. She was, naturally, losing, but it wasn't like she could just give up.

In the time it takes you to say I love you, They’ve already doubted your words; Never leave a moment for them to doubt you.

Death is cruel and unpredictable. It is part of nature. When someone passes away, a new born will be replaced. So the cycle goes on and on. Not only that, grief is part of this deal. We grieve because simply nature gave us this unique ability to feel our love ones after departing from us. And grief will give individuals new perspectives for their future to challenge their rough road ahead of them.

No, a story never really ends you know. It just has a different tone added to it.

"Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind."

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with!!"

"What does not kill us make us stronger? False. We just learn to survive. We get used to the pain, to the hate. We bow a little more, we believe a little less. That does not mean we are stronger. Only a little harder.

He who asks is a fool for a moment, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

When traveling in foreign lands, leave no trace of where you’ve been, for signs left by careless hands, spelt defeat for many men.”

With a guess that good, I'm surprised you're wrong."

“the existence of a flame-thrower tells me that somewhere someone wanted to burn something and it was too far away”

"Follow your gut, but choose your words carefully and please keep the kunai out of it."

He tried to think of what Kakashi would do, froze, and decided that he never wanted to think about what Kakashi would do in any situation, ever again.

Two ways for a shinobi to die. In a mission, or slipping in the bathtub or choking on a potato or something. If it's the potato, I got nothing, because the Hokage tends to keep those kinda embarrassing deaths quiet."

Everyone was a monster. Rage, hatred, sadness drive men and women to the brink of sanity and then past it, forcing them to regret their lives, their actions, and their words. Grief drives people mad. Naruto's inner demon was corporeal - that was the only difference between "him" and "them".

Never. Give. Up. I don’t care how long the odds are, there’s always a solution. Can’t climb the wall? Go around. Go under. But keep on movin’. Once you lose momentum, you might never get it back again

Remember kids a real hero knows when it’s time to cut his losses and RUN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

“before there is construction there is destruction”

“do you have to make such a mess” ”no I don’t have to but I want to, I really really want to”

'What're you so mad about? I knocked...just with my foot.'

“You don’t have to be evil just because you are greedy...”

”Something like Courage didn’t exist. The only one who had Courage was the one who stood on the right side of a machinegun.”

“I like to do things my own way even if it doesn’t make sense,”

"It’s okay if you cant understand some people... however, if you don’t know yourself, neither will you be able to understand others.."

"Don’t wait for what you can have; think about what you can’t be without instead... it saves a lot of time..."

“You know, I never get tired of watching you do stupid things. Not ever.”

“He has many hobbies, one of which is science that involves breaking shit.”

Adults. Ain’t a damn one of them that tries doing something for us without screwing it up.

Our greatest glory is not ever falling, but in rising every time we fall.

"Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink."

"A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep."

"Arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."

"I don't have to be dead to donate my organ."

"Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference."

"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth."

"It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!"

"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."

"The heart feels what the eyes cannot see" "

An inflated ego in the hands of testosterone is a weapon of mass destruction."

"Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids."

"Adolf Meyer had a tin ear for the finer rhythms of English and therefore was unaware of the semantic damage he had inflicted by offering 'depression' as a descriptive noun for such a dreadful and raging disease."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Good shall always prevail over evil. To me, that is the basis of all hope. Evil looks to destroy. It would even destroy itself, I think. Since the sum of existence isn't/can't be destroyed, nor the universe, I must believe that good always triumphs."

no progress has ever been made without challenging the status quo"

You never know what you believe until its truth, or its falsehood, becomes a matter of Life or death. Only a real risk proves the reality of a belief.

stupidity and death aren't the same thing, except when you’re around.“Well, Orochimaru wanted to kill someone close to me for some reason and I wanted to help her out. Naturally, I did it in the most efficient way possible; blowing shit up and hoping he got burned.”

nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution

every action is significant in some way shape or form

"god didn’t have any great plan or anything when he created the universe, he was bored. sitting alone for millennia at a time must have grown tedious so he searche for something to do, he created the universe to give himself something to do similar to humans watching television he watches us go about our lives . this is why i believe there are aliens, because god wouldn't have only one channel. this is why i believe some of the most horrible people in history will be in heaven, because they were interesting. and that’s what he is looking for, and this is what i believe happened to the dinosaurs, they got cancelled because they stopped being interesting. and someday we'll stop being interesting and we'll get cancelled, i don’t even think it'll take that much to destroy us, maybe more than a meteor but not much maybe even less since we're such fragile creatures.

two wrongs don't make a right" "yeah but three lefts and you might as well have made a right"

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but ill never know because ill never eat one of the nasty motherfuckers

“Anyone else care to challenge me?” The Hokage looked over the cowering morons with disgust. “I may be old, but I can kill the strongest of you just by glaring at you.”

Stopping the car next to the microphone "It's going to be a Big Mac, fries and a Harry Potter to go please." "Sorry, we're out of Harry Potter. We can change it for an Action Man for the same price." The car's tire spun and drove the hell away.

The Azkaban Institute for Treatment of Nutters, or the Squirrel Cage, as they collect nuts.

How do you embarrass an archaelogist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it's from.

Dale’s taxidermy; you kill ‘em we stuff ‘em! What animal can I do for you today?

“Mary had a little lamb, and she had a duck, she put them on the mantelpiece, to see if they would...”“Harry!”“...fall down. What?”

While I love Jiji his mind is too logical and if one thing doesn’t work then you move on to another. My mind works in a more artistic way of thinking. If one thing doesn’t work fuck logic and do it again until something happens

“I'm a little bitch boy short and stout,” the rain nin suddenly reached down, grabbing at his crotch, “Here is my handle and my spout. When I get all whiny, and shoot off my mouth,” the boy suddenly bent forward, “Bend me over and pound my ass out!”

And if you look closely to your left, you can see my sanity zooming away. Wave goodbye!

BOHICA – Bend Over Here It Comes Again (A terrible situation is about to get worse)

O all ye, who pass by,whose eyes and mindTo worldly things are sharp,but to me blind;To me, who took eyes that I might you find:Was ever grief like mine?

"Absolutely. Darkness and evil should be sexy. It should be intelligent, confident, powerful, sexy, AND have the freedom to do whatever it wants." Harry spoke passionately, his hands waving to make his point. "That's the allure. Evil is everything we dream about doing, everything we want to do deep down. It's beautiful and powerful, so forbidden that it's nearly impossible to resist. Beauty attracts people because they love it and want it, but they never know about the monster, the hideous evil that waits to consume them gleefully. If an ugly guy or girl is evil then they and their actions repulse everyone, but a beautiful person who is evil just becomes unattainable, the bad boy or the bad girl that everyone wants to change and help. However, when you dance with the Devil he doesn't change, he just changes you and by the time you have realized what you've become you're damned, whether it's hell or prison. Evil is just passion. Pure and unbridled passion unfettered by morality or laws. Freedom."

If violence doesn’t solve your problems, you didn’t use enough

“He was learning to lie, because he thought it would give him an advantage to be seen as weak.” Jimmy scratched his beard. “We even have a term for kids like him. We call them ‘crouching moron, hidden bad ass’.

“I simply remembered. Every time I ruin his life, he gives me this wounded look, exactly like that of a retarded puppy you’ve just kicked, who looks at you with hurt and surprise because it has forgotten the last time you kicked it, but dimly starts to recall that you have kicked it before, and that you will kick it again.” He paused. “I treasure that look.”

“Oh shit. In times like these I have to use my most powerful Jutsu. “RUN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH NO JUTSU””

'Twas on the good ship Venus,By god you should have seen us;The figureheadWas a whore in bedSucking a dead man's penis.

The captain's name was god he was a bugger.He wasn't fitTo shovel shitFrom one ship to another.

The second mate was Andy,By god he had a dandy,Till they crushed his cockOn a jagged rockFor coming in the brandy.

The third mate's name was Morgan,By god he was a gorgon,From half past eighthe played till late,Upon the captain's organ.

The captain's wife was Mabel,And by god was she ableTo give the crewTheir daily screwUpon the galley table.

The captain's daughter Charlotte,Was born and bred a harlot,Her thighs at nightwere lily white,By morning they were scarlet.

The cabin boy was Kipper,By Christ he was a nipper.He stuffed his asswith broken glassAnd circumcised the skipper.

The captain's lovely daughterLiked swimming in the water.Delighted squealsCame when some eelsSwam into her sexual quarters.

The cook his name was Freeman,He was a dirty demon,He fed the crewOn menstrual stewAnd hymens fried in semen.

The ship's dog's name was Rover,We turned that poor thing over,And ground and groundthat faithful houndFrom Tenerife to Dover.

And when we reached our station,Through skillful navigation,The ship got sunkin a wave of spunk,From too much fornication.

On the good ship Venus,By god you should have seen us;The figureheadWas a whore in bedSucking a dead man's penis.

“And if any of you mess with me while I’m asleep, I’ll cut your balls off, kay?” He gave them a bright smile, then flopped down on the mat and pulled the blanket over himself.“What about Hinata?” Naruto couldn’t help but ask.“She values yours, so they’re the ones at stake. So you have a double interest in making sure everyone behaves. No talk sleep now.”

“Lies,” Naruto commented. He pulled a hammer off the bench and handed it to Inari. “Here, kid, time to teach you a ninja technique. This is the Hammer of Truth. One of the most ancient and mysterious ninja ways that you can ever learn is that if you hit someone with the Hammer of Truth enough, they’ll stop lying and start answering your questions. Why don’t you give it a shot?”

‘Lesson one: The strength of an angry kunoichi is exponentially proportional to their position, and geometrically proportional to whatever pissed them off. Thus, if you grope a Genin girl, it makes her as strong as Jonin temporarily, a Jonin beyond Kage level for leering. And if you ever meet a female Kage and manage to piss her off? Just slit your throat...it’ll hurt less.Lesson two: Never ever ask, “What can go wrong?” on a similar note never say “At least it can’t get any worse” or any other phrase that makes you Murphy’s bitch.Lesson three: Never attempt an escort mission while drunk. (Ask Jin why he’s technically a monk if you’re wondering why) Come to think of it, don’t get drunk on missions.Lesson four: Never get involved in a catfight. Make sure at some point to use a mud jutsu though.Lesson five: In a relationship, the woman is always right if you want to be happy.Lesson six: Never ever, piss off a genjutsu user who knows your sexual preference.Lesson seven: It’s always the quiet ones that you have to watch out for.Lesson eight: Be polite, be professional, and have a plan in place to kill everyone you meet.Lesson nine: Don’t be emo, that’s for the ‘prodigies’.Lesson ten: Keep your friends close. They’re the only ones who will keep you from going over the edge.Lesson eleven: By the same token, enemies come in two categories: ‘dead’, and ‘soon to be dead’.Lesson twelve: Whatever doesn’t kill you better be dead afterwards.

“Love knows no limit to its endurance, no end to its trust, no fading of its hope; it can outlast anything. Love still stands when all else has fallen.”

We’ve been sucking souls out of people for you for years and got nothing in return as per our agreement, suck something of ours assholes! Love the Dementors.’

Dork Lard Gigglesnort – Shinji the Good Sharer

“Your lips are my haven, your absence my hell,What I am feeling, only you are able to tell,You are my beloved, my destiny and fate,Come home to me, I can no longer wait…

I am but a voice calling in the darkness, looking for a candle to light my way.

Iruka stared, then suddenly grinned like Orochimaru listening to an all-boys-choir.Scary thought, but accurate in image.

The maniacal courage displayed by the Americans in [the Battle off Samar] is best summed up by the words of a young signal officer on the American flagship. Although the Americans had already lost four ships, over a thousand sailors, and were barely clinging on to life, the young officer said this after he realized the Japanese were retreating: "Goddammit, they're getting away!"

...Only on TFF can a thread about porn turn into a discussion about Santa Claus, and then spawn ideas for a fic...

We as humans are already pretty envious of birds--they can fly around and shit on anything they want, something we'd need both a jetpack and precision diarrhea to accomplish.

Reminds me of that old joke of the boy that went to a brothel and asked to sleep with a prostitute with a terrible STD. When the Mistress of the house decided to humour him and asked him why, he responded;"Well, when I go back home tonight, the baby-sit has a thing for little boys so she'll pick it up from me. Then when my dad drives her back to her house, they'll get it on in the back of the car. Back home with mom, she'll pass it on tomorrow to the mail-man who also takes a break with the baker's wife. And in the evening she sleeps with her husband and THAT'S the one I wanna get! That baker is the bastard who ran over my dog last week!""Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust; Life is a party and Beer is a must."

"Not too shabby, my little friend," he complimented Alex, his hazel eyes sparkling. "You're very much like me, when I was your age.""I doubt it," Alex said coolly, trying to sound as much like Ian as possible. "I'd rather play football than torture small animals, for one thing."Hollywood's smile faded. "That's not very nice, you know. I'm not a psychopath."Alex laughed; he couldn't help himself. "Of course you're not," he agreed, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "You only act crazy so you can ride on the special bus."

"Maybe you've got the saints on your side, but the luck of the devil runs in my family."

Cheating, is a very legal way to win. It’s just called that because you didn't give your opponent a chanceAlso, a win is always a win no maters how much other will hate you for it. You had your hour of glory before you were found out and that’s what matters.

A decapitation joke isn't funny if you do it with an axe. It's only mildly amusing if you do it with a kitchen knife. But it's downright hilarious if you do it with a bulldozer or a spork.

Kai slipped a hallucinogenic in his tea later that day. Apparently it was raining Purple Polka dotted Porcupines in Prehistoric Peninsulas that evening

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

i speak fluent sarcasm.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

people that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Half of us thought this was a Chupacabra skull, and the other half believed it was a hellhound. We flipped a coin to settle the argument. The coin froze in midair for a full 10 seconds before it burst into flames and melted into a molten puddle in the shape of a pentagram. So we're just gonna agree to disagree and settle on Chupacabra hellhound for now.

“Aye Dios Mio!”

“Shut up! It’s just a goat sucker from hell. Calm your ass down!”

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With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 124,155 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 2h - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,559 - Reviews: 4440 - Favs: 12,931 - Follows: 11,896 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 690,707 - Reviews: 14259 - Favs: 21,683 - Follows: 24,126 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,995 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Drabbles, I Choose You! by sakurademonalchemist reviews
From Kanto to Paldea, and everything in between! I give to you the newest set of drabbles for the Pokemon world!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 8/31/2023 - Ash K./Satoshi
Friendly Neighborhood Wizard by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He really should have known Potter Luck would follow him, even after being reincarnated. How else could you explain him surviving a radioactive spider bite, being thrown into the mess created by the Avengers, AND having to deal with high school teenagers? Some days it didn't pay to be Peter Parker.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Spider-Man: No Way Home - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/31 - Harry P., Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 334,128 - Reviews: 8908 - Favs: 19,895 - Follows: 22,609 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Heroic Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Stories that might make full status for My Hero Academia. Hope this turns out as good as my other drabble bunny farms!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 142,677 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Izuku M.
A Red Mage in a Strange Land by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived, one Iris Potter-Dursley was not all that surprised she ended up in an alternate reality if she were to be truly honest. The world of wizards really didn't appeal to her much, mostly due to their complete and utter lack of common sense, so she rightly assumed someone had done something stupid and this was the net result. Oh well, it IS an adventure after all...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Harry P., Jon S., Tyrion L., Arya S.
Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A series of one-shots or random ideas I'm not sure how will go over with the fans. Any idea that randomly pops in my head will likely be posted unless I have more than four chapters. This will mostly be for Harry Potter and HP crossovers. Will also include older works.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 323 - Words: 851,009 - Reviews: 16313 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 7/15/2013
Once Upon a Time by LA Knight reviews
Wolves in human skin. A Beast and a lost maiden. A sanctuary in a storm. A prince of Elven blood. Sacrifices, debts, honor, & oaths. Ten long, beautiful years, and all the stories that fall within. A collected fic series; currently on book 13. Updates when I can because hey it's a pandemic. Early access available on Patreon.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,828,869 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Prince Nuada, OC] John Myers, King Balor
The Bloody Oracle of Kiri by CannibalisticApple reviews
By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: "Poison Apple," "Bloody Princess," and "The Mad Butcher." However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri". (Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 185,689 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 6,593 - Follows: 7,726 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Kakashi H., Kisame H., Utakata, OC
Delta's Drabbles: Harry Potter by EDelta88 reviews
A collection of fics and ideas that I started but didn't get far with. Welcome to my madness kiddies, it's gonna be a wild ride! Anyone interested in adopting one or more of these ideas should PM me for notes and further information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,066 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/16/2013
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,828 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/25/2015
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,472 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/18/2014
Casting Runes by Rose Blood Cat reviews
Colonello was never meant to be an Arcobolaeno. He never Harmonized with Luce or Aria, never bonded with his fellow "Guardians". He wasn't supposed to've been there at all. But that didn't mean he didn't have a Sky of his own. Rune-themed one-shot, though I could be talked into adding more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Harry P., Colonnello
Valor by Katoptris9 reviews
Alternate Universe. Rhaegar/FemHarry. Politics/Romance. Rhaegar finds a dark-haired female warrior on the beaches of Dragonstone and Westeros is in for a revolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,093 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 4,584 - Updated: 12/18/2023 - Published: 12/20/2018 - [Harry P., Rhaegar T.] Arthur D. - Complete
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 12/16/2023 - Published: 8/3/2018
DZ2's Den of Delights by DZ2 reviews
Untold stories, paths not chosen and destinies not embraced; this is the collective mass of worlds where Fate's thrown for a loop and the truth was only the beginning, but, as we know, these paths were ignored for liars, sidekicks and a love for someone that looked like Mum: shame!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 179 - Words: 294,427 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/15/2023 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,694 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 11/30/2023 - Published: 12/6/2013
Rise of the Dragon Child by Elia41 reviews
When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,237 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 11/27/2023 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Hedwig, Akatosh, Nocturnal
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 388,770 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 11/14/2023 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Famiglia Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Chaos abounds in this set of drabbles. I'll try to post most of my new KHR stories here until they make the requirement I set to become a full story !
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 169 - Words: 454,825 - Reviews: 13715 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 11/3/2023 - Published: 4/5/2017
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 176,521 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 10/11/2023 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 132,498 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/10/2023 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
In search of a Queen by Doodlewolf reviews
Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 230,645 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 10/7/2023 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, OC
Crumpled Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 107,983 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/4/2023 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
More Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Since I have a habit of making short stories, I figured I could do another only this time for Naruto. Read and tell me what you really think of them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 197,792 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 9/19/2023 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Haemophilia (based on It's in the Blood by sakurademonalchemist) by Quatermass reviews
Since he was young, Harry was fascinated by blood. After the debacle of his Fourth Year, and being kept in the dark, Harry is taken by the Dursleys to Cheddar, where horrific and bloody events will unfold, leading to Harry joining the Hellsing Organisation...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,936 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 9/19/2023 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
Foxy Lady by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,369 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 9/14/2023 - Published: 12/6/2018
The Villain Wrangler Vol 2 by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Sick and injured children asking to meet the super-powered elite isn't unusual when it comes to wishes, but when one of them asks to meet an infamous villain? Someone's got to take the job. Hopefully, they've all got a compassionate side...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 8/31/2023 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Erik L./Magneto, Sabretooth, Charles Xavier
Supernatural Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Since I don't want to post new stories, I've decided to start a Supernatural Drabbles seeing as how my addiction to the series won't go away anytime soon. This should hopefully clear some space for the updates you all crave. Will be rated high for language, among other things.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 142,046 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 8/18/2023 - Published: 7/3/2014
Sansa the Sorceress by HermioneeBlack reviews
Sansa Stark from modern times ends up in past in her ancestors body. With knowledge of the history and penchant for seeing it all, can she make life any better for family? how much could a change in single spoke of wheel will affect wheel of time?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,441 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 8/17/2023 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jon S., Sansa S.
And Now Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 224,559 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 8/11/2023 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 8/7/2023 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 5,152 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 7/26/2023 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE- Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 202,221 - Reviews: 3791 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 5,725 - Updated: 7/20/2023 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,121 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 15,012 - Follows: 16,105 - Updated: 7/17/2023 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Blacklight by sakurademonalchemist reviews
While setting up a campaign in the Room of Requirement, Cerridwen Potter gets into it with her long time rival Draco...resulting in her being reborn as her character. Now she is navigating the world as Cerridwen, Drow Mage and acolyte of Loki himself. Is the world prepared for the second generation Marauder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 4/18/2022 - Harry P., Drizzt D.
Red Room by Ebenbild reviews
Neville walks into a red room. "Hello, Harry," he greets. "I see you were busy in the last eight years since we saw each other." Some people change their profession after a loss. Harry is one of them. With Neville's and Malfoy's plan, the world will rue the day Harry lost his loved ones... even if the world might not remember it. Time travel! Somehow Dark-not-Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,814 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L.
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,983 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 5/21/2023 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
The Family Business by BantaJones reviews
Continuation to Hermione's Angel. Hermione finds herself dragged into a new world, with a new conflict and new enemies. But hopefully, new friends and family too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,727 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 5/21/2023 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Complete
The Baker's Daughter by LeftNotRight reviews
Even when one perfects the art of baking, the results can be surprising. A single moment can render everything inedible. In this analogy, I am the one who fudged up. I am bad at analogies. SI/OC (This story is M for a reason!)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 649,069 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/11/2023 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [T. Yamamoto, OC] Ryōhei S., Vongola 10th Generation
Dirty Thoughts by Nicole4211 reviews
"I wanted to turn away, I really did. But I simply couldn't. It was like a magnetic force was guiding my eyes, making me openly gawk at the completely naked figure of Laxus standing there." A little Lucy voyeurism.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,430 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/27/2023 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 5,578 - Follows: 5,654 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,764 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 9,510 - Follows: 10,033 - Updated: 3/29/2023 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
Tales of Singularity by Defender Paladin reviews
One shots that may or not become more than that, depending on public response and time restraints. The first Tale is 'The Goddess of Fate'. Rated M for any potential stories. As is typical for me H/Hr is the main pairing, with potential other pairings and stories. Some are just snippets while others are nearly complete chapter ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 144,535 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/14/2023 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Song for Them by Miss Nanami-chan reviews
"I never asked for this. For any of this! All I ever wanted was to sit and play music. So, why? Why is this little blonde boy suddenly so attached to me? Why is my teammate so broody all the time? ...why is our Sensei reading that perverted book? Why are there NINJAS—OH MY GOD! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE!" A story of a girl who knows too much. SI-OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 544,053 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 2/10/2023 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC
River Lily by Katie Macpherson reviews
Lily Potter's life was tragically cut short by Voldemort's wand. But what if it didn't end there? What if she was given a chance to continue fighting in a different land, a land which is vastly different and also very similar to ours. From a lion to a trout...Westeros is not ready for the coming of Lily Evans
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 269,163 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 4,691 - Updated: 2/8/2023 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Lily Evans P., Robert B., Elia M.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 1/27/2023 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Running Home by kirallie reviews
HP crossover. est. KakaIru. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member. Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,153 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 4,449 - Updated: 1/15/2023 - Published: 10/1/2006 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] Harry P.
Naïve No More by Azura Songstress reviews
Instead of helping, Ino ran and left Sakura behind in the Chunin Exams. Sakura's eyes open to the cruelty and bitterness of the world and instead of pulling away, she dives in head first with her teammates, the only people she trusts, and she will stop at nothing to keep them with her. Canon with a twist. SasuSakuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,516 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 12/10/2022 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Doctor Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
Sequel to How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto / Sakura. Lilly finds herself in the warring clans era with some hecka adorable kiddos. She already ruined canon several times over, now it's time to finish the job!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 11/30/2022 - Published: 3/20/2020 - Madara U., Jashin, Hashirama S., OC
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,908 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 11,373 - Follows: 11,419 - Updated: 11/28/2022 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
An Ace In The Hole by aadixon reviews
Harry Potter was never raised by the Dursleys. Instead, he was raised under the watchful eye and tutelage of his mother's half-sister, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. When Harry finally returns to Wizarding world, he isn't quite what everyone is expecting.; AU; Dark Harry, Hermione, Luna, The Joker, Harley; Written by AA & JB
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,057 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 11/22/2022 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 9,399 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by Altairadactyl reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Fun fact! austin-flare-potter says "I never hated something like I hate Harry in this story."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,315 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 4,853 - Updated: 10/7/2022 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D., Loki
Jigsaw Puzzle of the Sky by Shiyaki reviews
Tsuna isn't the only available candidate for the position of 10th Vongola boss, but one is even worse than Iemitsu's son and the other shrouded in mysteries (not to mention quite busy with other things). Mysteries that Reborn plans to unravel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,392 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 8/14/2022 - Published: 11/19/2016 - [Harry P., Reborn] Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The Worm That Dorks by Grey Field reviews
Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,044 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 7/30/2022 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Izuku M., Mina A., 1-A Students, Nezu/The Principal
Eternal Sands by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Some things never stay lost forever. Jafar's lamp has been found and in the hands of someone who could change not only his fate, but the fate of his master as well. He just never counted on falling for the young woman who released him from the lamp. Acacia never expected her luck to lead her to an honest to Merlin *genie*. A strange tale of two star crossed lovers meeting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 7/25/2022 - Published: 6/15/2022 - [Harry P., Jafar] - Complete
Renascence by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Living once in a world filled with literal magic was amazing...but a second chance leads to another lifetime of adventure, this time with proper back up and support. Plus side, she's not in the middle of a war. Downside, she always ends up in the middle of yet another headache involving Legendaries, power-hungry idiots, and not enough common sense. Her life, why?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 4/18/2022 - Published: 3/10/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume, Harry P.
Mrs What? by Chunk127 reviews
Xander and Willow wake up on a spaceship after a rough night to unwelcome surprises.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/11/2022 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Xander H., River] [Willow R., Jayne]
Embracing Lifes Riddles Without Asking Questions by Nemesis13 reviews
When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,983 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 8,454 - Follows: 9,873 - Updated: 4/7/2022 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Minerva M., Alphard B.
Echoes of Light by CannibalisticApple reviews
Uchiha Masaru is a normal boy who wanted to become a ninja with his twin sister Akari. He didn't know he'd witness a bloody massacre and become one of the last Uchiha. He didn't know his first friend would have the power to change the world. He has no idea there's a world where he and Akari don't exist. But in this one they do, and their existence creates unimaginable ripples.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 318,043 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 3/14/2022 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Kakashi H., Yamato, Team Seven, OC
To Be A Master by Tactition101 reviews
The Shadow Clone jutsu wasn't the only thing Naruto walked away with when he took the Forbidden scroll. He found three creatures that the world hadn't seen in a long time sealed as well. Find out what happens when Naruto becomes a Pokemon Trainer. Update Time Frame is roughly once every eight weeks.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 174,604 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 2/26/2022 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Naruto U.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 268,292 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Keidra369 reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 45,318 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 2/14/2022 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,899 - Reviews: 5314 - Favs: 15,474 - Follows: 12,792 - Updated: 2/8/2022 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 286,862 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 1/20/2022 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Red Storm by Nemesis13 reviews
Anakin Skywalker was dead, he was Darth Vader now, and he would fulfill his Master's orders in order to save Padme...except he was stopped before the Jedi Temple by his best friend, Iris Potter. Unfortunately it looked like she was ready to have some fun, her lightsabers golden glow dimly reflecting off her lightning bolt shaped scar. This wasn't going to end well.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/11/2022 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Harry P. - Complete
Lost in Translation by sai ninja reviews
As soon as I mentioned Konoha, Itachi turned to face me, his obsidian eyes set on mine. I couldn't discern what he was thinking; whether he was surprised that I was asking him for help or whether he was debating on how to kill me – either way, I couldn't stop now. Dimension-travel. Female OC-insert. Itachi, Genma, Naruto, Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, romance Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,485 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 12/14/2021 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U., OC
The Granger Relation - Boyfriend Time by Ebenbild reviews
Eight brothers on the way to greatness - or how else do you call it when you're looking for the perfect boyfriend for your baby sister? "Wait - you want to find Hermione a boyfriend? She's barely out of her nappies!" Poor Hermione, poor wizarding world - they won't know what hit them when the Granger-Holmes Brothers finally start on their quest! Sequel to "Confession Time"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 11/27/2021 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Nonsensical Gallery by Christopher Scott reviews
A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 173 - Words: 413,903 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/15/2021 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,512 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 4,685 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13542 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 5,597 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Skull Centered Ideas - OLD VERSION by MykRED reviews
Just what the title says. A whole bunch of oneshots and drabbles mostly centered around Skull and the Arcobaleno. From running from fangirls to driving the getaway car. For now it's just centered around Skull but as the story progresses I might make it for whatever character I feel like for the oneshot. Reviews and Requests are loved! Rated T to be on the safe side.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 88 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 10/27/2021 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Skull, Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
Cycle of Sin by Quatermass reviews
An attempt to stop Sirius from falling through the Veil leads to Harry and his godfather ending up in Spira. Encountering Tidus, Harry and Sirius soon join up with the Al Bhed. There, they embark on a quest to save Spira in general...and Yuna in particular. But with Sin and Yevon ranged against them, can they achieve this?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,275 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Rikku] [Tidus, Yuna] - Complete
Chaotic Lullaby by My Purple Skies reviews
(THE THIRD INSTALLMENT TO THE CHAOS SERIES.) It's been over a year since Samantha was forced to marry the Joker and he's up to something that involves using the amnesic Edward Nigma. Now a new character is coming into play, one with a certain fascination for Samantha's friend, Alice. A mad man with a hat. (Rated T for psychotic behavior, violence, and menace.)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,213 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, J. Crane, OC
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 10,109 - Follows: 7,633 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 113,098 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 8/31/2021 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Darkly Intriguing by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Belle French, antiques book dealer and restorer, finds herself befriending and odd but compelling couple, Gomez and Morticia Addams. It is while she restores the family library that Cousin Rumple first stumbles into her, and the sparks are immediate. But the deeper Belle goes into the strange world of the Addams's the more worried friends and family members grow.
Crossover - Addams Family & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,007 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/22/2021 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] Morticia A., Gomez A.
The Losers (Rewrite) by Dragon6 reviews
It only takes one person to change history. What if a simple act of kindness creates four of the best friends in Konoha's history? Not a yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 133,984 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 8/14/2021 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A., Kiba I. - Complete
A Hobbit in Laketown by phantom-lass reviews
The Dwarves climb into Bard's house and find something they weren't expecting. A one-shot (for the moment) FemBilbo/Bard story. Girl Bilbo. (movie Bard)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/8/2021 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Bilbo B., Bard
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/5/2021 - Published: 12/23/2007
Game Over by Keidra369 reviews
This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,018 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Bella
The Last Peverell by animerocker646 reviews
Being the Master of Death made life difficult, especially when you need to save all of magical Europe from inbreeding its way to extinction. At least Death was enjoying watching his Master attempt this over and over again. Harry didn't find it nearly as entertaining. Well, tenth times the charm right? (FemHarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 400,457 - Reviews: 4399 - Favs: 9,503 - Follows: 9,134 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Move Like You Want It by Redhood79 reviews
Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 361,265 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 7/1/2021 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric, Pam
The Winter Witch by Kneazle reviews
Hermione realized it began with a sense of Impending Doom and finished with a battle outside her tent. The deciding line between staying and helping Robb Stark, or returning to her universe, is getting harder to see the longer she's in Westeros. But it's a decision that she has to make, or it's one that will be made for her. Part 1 & Part 2 complete! Part 3 now ongoing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 288,907 - Reviews: 2934 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 5,641 - Updated: 6/23/2021 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Robb S.] Roose B.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9295 - Favs: 11,871 - Follows: 12,144 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Jaded Family by GiuliaZe reviews
She wasn't a hero or a savior, not anymore. If she had owed something to the world, she more than paid it back with blood and tears… so why did they take Teddy away from her? And why was everyone so interested in her grandfather?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,180 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 5/4/2021 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Shamal, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A Song of Manes and Antlers by Aldon Blackreyne reviews
Despite her caution, Cersei gives birth to trueborn son, Roland Baratheon, black of hair. (On Hiatus)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 211,955 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 4,284 - Updated: 5/1/2021 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Margaery T., Joffrey B.] [OC, Sansa S.]
Follies of Fate by S.L.Corbyn reviews
Over the course of my life I've met the Batman close to a hundred times. Well, 'met' may be too strong a word for the glances I caught of him in the beginning, but it's been a long time since the beginning and things change fast in Gotham. I guess this is what comes from being associated with the vigilante king. Paranoia. Possibly insanity, but for now just paranoia.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,500 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2021 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bruce W., Harley Q., Joker, OC - Complete
Trash Taste Symphonies by HeyItsDoe reviews
Dear God...Present Mic, DJ of 'Put Your Hands Up Radio', had never in his entire life met someone with such an unashamedly terrible taste in music. Jane Parker was an enigma, and a stubborn one at that. Some way, somehow, he'd show her the error in her song choices and convert her to the side of classic hits. He never expected her to do the same with him. Present MicxOC
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,607 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Hizashi Y./Present Mic, OC] Shouta A./Eraserhead
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4469 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it. The opening 42 chapters have been revised and updated as of March 2023.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 2,007,708 - Reviews: 17624 - Favs: 10,654 - Follows: 9,653 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Death's Little Brother by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 555,261 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
On the Wings of an Angel by MisteryMaiden reviews
All angels know that when they die, they cease to exist. All angel's know that there's no 'after' for them. Just like all angels know that God created more than one Earth. Gabriel's about to find that one of those two facts isn't as set in stone as he thought and that the true answer to one has to do with the truth in the other. Maybe dying wasn't as bad as it could of been.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 204,238 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 1/24/2015
Cursed Be this Soul (that Ties Us Together) by Kneazle reviews
"Invisible threads are the strongest ties" - Friedrich Nietzsche. Across universes, Hermione meets her soulmate through time and space; the ties that bind them together could be the very thing they need or it could destroy them both. 20 years later, they reunite - but when you play the game of thrones, add magic and a young metamorphmagus, things are never as they seem in Westeros.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,742 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 12/11/2020 - Published: 6/9/2018 - [Hermione G., Eddard S.] Teddy L., Renly B.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 13,677 - Follows: 14,506 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Welcome to the Mad House by My Purple Skies reviews
Amber is the new nurse at Arkham Asylum and she has no idea what she's gotten herself into! When she meets the inhabitants of the asylum it is nothing but absolute chaos! Filled with hilarious mayhem, schemes, refereeing the rogues, and getting caught singing and dancing down the hallways by your boss. "Welcome to the Mad House, Nurse Amber! We're gonna have so much fun with you!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,795 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Joker, J. Crane, Harvey D., OC
Konoha's Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 168,569 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 11/17/2013
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
[No longer being updated. Rewrite IP on profile] Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,061 - Follows: 7,596 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Legacy of the Aburame by VizeerLord reviews
A misstep before Iruka could drag Naruto back to class...How will it affect life in the Village? redid Ch 8-10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,183 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Sith in Jedi Robes by Scififan33 reviews
Sith Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Darth Charon, wakes aboard a ship headed for Tatooine only to be called Padawan by a man he knows to be dead. Just what is the Force doing?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala] Anakin Skywalker, Yoda
The Ripper's Princess - OLD VERSION by MykRED reviews
Harry wasn't expecting anything to change when the Dursleys moved to Italy. But then she ran into the prince. He claimed her as his...and she found herself agreeing. She was his but he was also hers. This is the story of how Prince the Ripper found his princess. Fem!HarryxBelphegor!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,526 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Harry P., Belphegor - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
To Change the Galaxy by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman whose friends have gone off the deep end. Padmé is determined to ignore her pregnancy. Anakin looks like he hasn't slept in a month and might be delusional. Even Obi-Wan is acting weird. With the galaxy growing darker by the day, it'll take everything Sabé has to prevent things from falling apart. Or try to, at least. It's not looking good at the moment.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,732 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé - Complete
To Dance With Death by EriLenx07 reviews
Death is a cruel, cruel mistress. It stole her from one life, then dropped her straight into another. What's a girl to do but dance to death's tune? OC SI
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,779 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 8/26/2020 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Ryōhei S., Vongola 10th Generation
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,182 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Matilda Wormwood, Meet Wednesday Addams by NotMarge reviews
Those red bellied piranhas, they really do bring people together.
Crossover - Addams Family & Matilda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/8/2020 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Morticia A., Gomez A., Wednesday A., Matilda W. - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,242 - Reviews: 5195 - Favs: 8,097 - Follows: 7,801 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Drown Yourself in Glory by A-Bird-Of-Prey reviews
It storms the day Ostara Baratheon is born. The ocean beats against the shore and the wind tears at the walls of Storm's End and no one notices the magic that lingers in the air. No one notices the fierce sizzle of power bubbling beneath the babe's soft flesh. No one save Death, who sits and waits and smiles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,277 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Hermione G., Rhaegar T.]
A Family of Rogues by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A chance encounter by two of the most criminally unhinged females in Gotham leads to an unexpected changes. For heroes and villains alike. Now how will the Justice League handle a mere child gathering their villains and turning them into the most bizarre family of all? A new world order is beginning to emerge.
Crossover - Batman & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 7/14/2020 - Published: 6/8/2020 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Strength within Myself by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
After the mission to Waves, Sakura realized she needed to get stronger; she would never survive long in the shinobi world. Through her will to become stronger, Sakura learns as much as she can from as many people as she can, while finally understanding what it means to be a part of a team, and consequently, a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 330,645 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,050 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 5,599 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Off With The Costume, On With The New Life by fringeperson reviews
Harleen decides that it's time to move on. If that means moving out, then that's what she'll do: move out of Gotham altogether. College is the place to go for rediscovering yourself, and if she happens to change her name? Well, it makes getting a job easier, not having a criminal record attached to your name. Oneshot, complete, don't own. A Harley-is-Darcy Fic. Mentions past trauma
Crossover - Batman & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 440 - Published: 5/30/2020 - Harley Q., Darcy L. - Complete
The Gift of Sight by DarqueDeath4444 reviews
Morino Ibiki is recognized if not by his name, then by his face. His scars disturb many and children run at the sight, so when he meets a pink haired girl he doesn't know what to do with her, especially when she takes an instant liking to him. Maybe it's because she is of a clan that gave up sight for chakra vision, but sometimes, only those who cannot see can truly understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Sakura H., Neji H., Ibiki M., Team Seven
Raising Harry by LucyferPhoenixMalfoy reviews
AU: What if there was more to the Evans line than thought? What if Harry grew up with some Other relations....?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,811 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A.
The Song of Builders by jojobevco reviews
During a fight with a dragon, Head Auror Harry Potter and a few others are transported to another world. Years later, Westeros and Essos are a little smarter and a little more honorable. The players of the Game of Thrones become pawns when the Builders raise their fist and strike. This is the Song of Builders, a song millennia in the making. Ch 1-5 now revised and betaed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,532 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Tyrion L., Sansa S.
Apparently Videogames Really Are Bad For Your Brain by Nemesis13 reviews
Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,199 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 4,730 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
A Voice in the North by Umodin reviews
He was called Dragonborn once, and through trial and tribulation he lived up to that title. Seven years he had been the protector of Skyrim, only to die from a dagger to the belly by the hand of his good-brother. He hoped to feast in Sovngarde, but no, his Mistress had plans for him. Flung into the sandbox of the Princes, the now named Jon Snow knows not to spurn his second chance.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,527 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 5,564 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Nocturnal, Jon S., the three eyed raven
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 8,422 - Follows: 10,896 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Demon King's Descendant by VFSNAKE reviews
Many were surprised to learn Yusuke was the descendant of Raizen, but he wasn't the only one, and now Uzumaki Naruto will inherit something far more powerful then the "Will of Fire". God-like Naruto. Sandaime, Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Leaf bashing. Enjoy!
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,174 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 9/14/2010
Hemp Flowers Meant Fate by MufuMufuSan reviews
After being cursed to die, Harry finds the will to live. Sky Arcobaleno!Harry, gen. MOD elements.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,990 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 2/15/2020 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Arcobaleno
Game On! 3 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter is back in the world she was first born in, ready for her third mission as a goddess. Chaos Game has been updated for what promise to be a long adventure among youkai and miko, and even through time! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,088 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Harry P., Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8327 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 13,123 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 9092 - Favs: 10,962 - Follows: 9,877 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
My Thoughts be Bloody by SiofraPrince reviews
...or be nothing worth. Oh, but she was a liar, and she was a very good one. No one could play the game the same way, no one could ever hope to match her. Half-truths, white lies, black lies, all falling from blood red lips and smirking in poison green eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,688 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Harry P., Fay D., Belphegor, Varia - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8768 - Favs: 17,713 - Follows: 18,582 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter Sa'd albari of the Lamp by Little Angel's Perk reviews
What happens when Voldie decides to NOT duel Harry Potter in the grave yard, but instead invokes archaic magics that turn him into something that would bow to his every wish and command... A Genie... Harry Potter/Aladdin Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,151 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance by jokergirl2001 reviews
Yoshino Nara died after giving birth and her ending led to a quirky workaholic being given a second chance at life. This time, she was going to be happy. She just had to make sure to properly pull off the amnesia act. Slightly AU, Nara-centered. OC/SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 12/12/2019 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shikaku N., OC
Door to Destiny by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The effects of the seal send Setsuna Sawada far from her home and into a destiny she never would have imagined. Now, not only does she have to save the worlds from the Heartless but now she has to figure out her own heart when it comes to her best friend Riku. As if dealing with Xehanort's mad schemes weren't bad enough! Fem Sora!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,303 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 12/10/2019 - Published: 11/24/2019 - [Riku, Sora] Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
To Live and Breathe and Live Again by FruitPastilles reviews
Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 5,655 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Summoning Pact by FruitPastilles reviews
Tsuna wasn't sure what would come out of this summoning lesson. He didn't expect having powerful demons scrambling to contract to him, much less having them determined to be more than just contracts. Arcobaleno27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,416 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 4,950 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno]
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,172 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Brother, My Brother by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Genesis is less than happy being woken up at "ridiculous o'clock". However nothing could prepare him for the news he had a younger brother! Not that Genesis is complaining. Harry is a snarky, hilarious runt who provides never ending amusement and chaos that insures boredom will never be an issue again. Now they just have to deal with that pesky "destiny" of his...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,369 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Harry P., Genesis R.
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 11,091 - Follows: 9,560 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
All of this Past by Truth and Chaos reviews
All of her life she had been careful,avoiding the rest of the world because her mutation could kill her. Then Charles Xavier and Ororo Munroe convince her to rejoin the world. She should of known there would be trouble. Logan/OC *Complete* SEQUEL IS POSTED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,901 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, OC - Complete
(Here They Walk, in This) Land of Heroes by Kneazle reviews
When Kingsley sent Hermione and George to the Millennium Tech Summit in Bern to suss out growing Muggle technologies and integrate them with 3W, Hermione thought the biggest challenge would be keeping George in line. Then she met Tony Stark, and everything she knew, changed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,419 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 5/15/2019 - [Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.] George W.
Cousins by dogbertcarroll reviews
His road trip turned out to be a lot shorter than he expected as Xander Harris finds himself asked to take on a whole new adventure, raising a young wizard with a prophecy pointed at his head. But than, in Sunnydale what else is family for?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Xander H., Harry P.
The Healer by LillyBaaaka reviews
Time line, what time line? Or Harriet makes her way around the elemental countries and encounters a few *cough* unique people and situations. Told in short, non-sequential spurts. FemHarry. Connected to the AUD universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 20,570 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Housekeeping by Wolven Spirits reviews
It was a simple case of mistaken identity, but Harry had always been good at cleaning so he didn't really mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Harry P., Teddy L., Skull, Varia
Mother, Freed and Reborn by whitetigerwolf reviews
Leto, imprisoned on Delos, has found a way to escape. Reborn as Harriet Potter, will she regain her immortality or remain a mortal? No longer a One-Shot. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Harry P., Artemis, Apollo
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 6,322 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
My Life as Haruno Sakura by TFK-fan118 reviews
Normal life? Not anymore! Somehow, I've been transferred into Naruto's ninja-tastic world and the story started all over again! That's not even the worst part! Will someone explain to me why I'm in HARUNO SAKURA'S BODY! Revision complete. Narrative now in 3rd person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,780 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H., OC - Complete
Handprint On My Heart by tlyxor1 reviews
A series of unrelated ficlets in which fem!Harry meets her soulmate. Or, alternatively, that one in which fem!Harry has a different name in each ficlet. Soulmate AU. Various pairings. Various fandoms. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,107 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Moon Child by Ebenbild reviews
Fenrir meets the moon in the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts. It's the moon who changed him, the moon who guided him, the moon who chose him - and now, the moon has come to guide him home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2019 - Luna L., Fenrir G., Loki, Fenrir - Complete
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 4,911 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
High Flight by mokona-pyuh reviews
Dumbledore thinks Harry is in Spain with the Dursleys. The Dursleys thinks he's spending the summer with 'his lot'. And maybe Harry feels a little guilty about lying to them and to his friends about his whereabouts. But if they don't want to tell him what's going on with Voldemort, then he doesn't have to tell them he's taken up stunt-biking, right ? Harry-is-Skull AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Harry P., Skull - Complete
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
Demon Skylark by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hibari Kyouya should have been happy, being reborn in a world where his habits would be accepted so readily. Instead he's stuck in a village full of fake carnivores with the worst of the lot being the pathetic monkey who lets the herbivores tell him what to do. Escaping the promise of a false pack leads him to a new territory and a change in what Fate had in store for him.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,516 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 5/20/2019 - [K. Hibari, Gaara] Naruto U.
Hoshigaki by writer168 reviews
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,533 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kisame H. - Complete
A Cup Of Tea by Fallen's child reviews
When Danzo died via Sasuke (Or suicide), unknown to anyone he left a successor to take over ROOT. Meet one Yuko Tsubame, a Civilian seamstress, tea lover and the Unknowing successor of Danzo's illegal organization. Completely unprepared for the coming storm of both the Hokage searching for said Successor and dealing with the Root members and helping them feel again. "I'm WHAT?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 10/27/2015
Mr Holmes by Zanchev reviews
After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
A Different Cloud In The Sky by cherryvvoid reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman was Kyoya Hibari. SI-OC as female!Hibari. Pairing is 1827.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,258 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 1/7/2014 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, OC
Red String by Lady Hallen reviews
Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 82 - Words: 110,978 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 5,755 - Follows: 5,748 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Harry P., Adult Reborn]
The Granger Relation - Birthday Presents by Ebenbild reviews
Hermione has an odd family. Maybe it shouldn't be a surprise that her birthday presents are a bit more unusual than others - or who else gets a new relative each year? Prequel to "Confession time" and "Family Oddness".
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger
Spirit Fire by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Yusuke's fate as thug seems set in stone...until one day a girl from the good side of town appears. Now he's friends with a hidden mafia heiress and loving every minute of it. However there are some things even he wasn't expecting...being a spirit detective in the mafia is one of them.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,726 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 5/27/2019 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Yusuke U., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Run by Foxtronic reviews
Skull has had enough. He's done. He's over this. He's a fucking Cloud, goddamn it. It's time he started acting like one.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Skull, Adult Reborn] Reborn, Arcobaleno
Kingdom Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Since I've been on KH kick, and I already have drabbles for FSN, Naruto, HP, and Bleach I bring you the Kingdom Drabbles! A place to post all the KH crossovers my devious mind can come up with!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,811 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 5/17/2016
Ike's Odd Oneshots, Omakes, and Ideas by MogtheGnome reviews
Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective. Now also includes Omake's to other people's stories I've written across the internet, for Naruto, Worm, and Highschool DxD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,285 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/8/2019 - Published: 9/8/2007
Queen of the Seas by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It takes more than death to keep the Vongola or their closest allies down. Tsunami wakes up to an entirely new life filled with pirates, marines and a world on the verge of a massive war. More importantly she quickly discovers that she's not the only one. She's not about to let something like the World Government stop her from achieving her dream of being Pirate Queen.
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,720 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 5/6/2019 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Luffy, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Another Soldier Reporting by sakurademonalchemist reviews
If there's one thing Lal hates, it's Vongola craziness. On the other hand, perhaps being randomly thrown back in it time is a good thing. After all, she had so many regrets before she joined the military, and now she has a chance to do things right. There's only thing she didn't anticipate the fact that the guy who had a crush on her forever has a few secrets of his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,214 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 5/6/2019 - Published: 4/9/2019 - [Lal Mirch, Colonnello] Harry P.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 8,200 - Follows: 9,428 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Un Fiore Per Te by Cissnei69 reviews
A mother knows no boundaries when her child's life is in danger. And to protect her daughter, Sawada Nana would do anything. FemTsuna. ShortChapters - LongerChapters in the future.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,143 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 4/30/2019 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Black Panther/T'Challa] Skull, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Green Eyes by Cissnei69 reviews
"Mother – noun: One person who does the work of twenty. For free." – Unknown. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,258 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 4/30/2019 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Harry P.
Corpse Cleaner by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Tsuna...honestly didn't know HOW he ended up a cleaner. At least the pay is good, even if the job is disgusting. And don't get him started on Lussuria's special 'collection'. It could be worse, even as he slowly begins to unravel the lies that surrounded him for years, thanks to the fact he's besties with most of the Varia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 4/27/2019 - Published: 4/18/2019 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Hashtag Believing is Seeing by sakurademonalchemist reviews
His name is KingOfFrost, or just Fr05t for short. He's a legendary hacker who dominates the online MMO's...and he's not even human. Jack Frost, the spirit of Winter, decides to do something about the lack of belief in him and picks up a laptop. However Jack is less than amused when the Guardians suddenly decide to call on him to deal with Pitch Black.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Jack Frost
Angels and Demons by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It's a little known fact Serenity Potter was adopted. So when she is summoned into Gaia via the Lifestream, she has no idea what is waiting for her. And why do people keep comparing her to someone named 'Sephiroth?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,332 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - [Angeal H., Harry P.]
The Sin of the Sky by Foxtronic reviews
So Tsuna might have, maybe, possibly, somehow, completely on accident, became the Sky Arcobaleno. And Sky Attraction is a dangerous thing when your surrounded by powerhouse flames users. Especially when you've already proven you'd be a very good Sky. Poor Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 4/17/2019 - Published: 11/30/2017 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno] Reborn, Adult Reborn
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26240 - Favs: 22,732 - Follows: 22,011 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Melody of Fire by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Newt is called in to remove a creature from a local tribe's sacred grounds, he had no idea that he will come across the most extraordinary creature he would ever encounter. There's just one catch...the dragon he finds is none other than a witch from well over sixty years in the future. Can he mend her broken heart from all the pain she ran away from? Fem Harry/Newt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 2/25/2019 - [Harry P., Newt S.]
Change is Good Right? by Lu Lu-Chan25 reviews
After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto is found in the woods crying by none other than Hinata Hyuuga. Naruto decides to make a change. And he isn't the only one. Follow the teens in their quest to change and change the minds of others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,779 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., OC]
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 13,391 - Follows: 17,388 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Breaking the Gilded Cage by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Desperate to rewrite her fate, Natsume utilizes a little known aspect of the Vongola Rings to return to her younger self. She never thought she would discover that she was related to another mafia family! Natsume quickly begins to find new headaches as her grandmother's legacy comes home to roost. On the plus side, it's still less of a headache than the Vongola's nonsense.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Nyanko, Natori S.
The Incredible Babysitter by Aqualisa1995 reviews
Harry trips into a world where Supers have gone into hiding. He makes a normal life, but can he keep it when he's helping the Parrs keep to a normal life as well? Hopefully it's more interesting than it sounds. Take a look. Mr. Incredible and Jack-Jack's in here, too. Rated T because I'm paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Harry P., Elastigirl, Violet P., Dash P.
until we can no longer hold the sky by Tsume Yuki reviews
All those gestures, all those dances between Sun and Sky, it blinded him. For the six months it lasts, Renato thinks, those six months are the happiest six months of his life. (Female Harry Potter/Master of Death Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 11/3/2017 - [Harry P., Reborn] - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Entwined by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE-SHOT* "Come over here and make me!" Hermione dared Thorfinn Rowle, refusing to utter a word in answer to his question. She might be his prisoner, but that didn't mean she had to bend to his will.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/12/2019 - [Hermione G., T. Rowle] - Complete
Samsara: Treading On Scorched Sand by Shivani reviews
Sequel to Samsara. Yet another life, though this one has the odd benefit or so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,092 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 11/19/2018 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn] Harry P. - Complete
It's in the Cards by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When a book falls on Hotaru's head, she has no idea how much it will open up her world. Magic is only the beginning of her new life, as familiar faces suddenly turn into new allies...while the darker side of the world slowly draws in. New enemies and allies begin to emerge as Hotaru struggles to deal with being a new Cardcaptor.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,032 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Kero/Cerberus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A Pitch Black Sky by DaeofthePen reviews
Morticia Addams finds herself in a different dimension. She gets the best welcoming committee an Addams can ask for. AU.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Morticia A. - Complete
Evil Guy's Fantasies by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
An anthology collection of started yet unfinished, potential fanfiction stories written by myself, involving anything my depraved twisted mind can fathom or invent. It seems to be a highly popular style of writing of late, so I thought I'd give it a shot.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 93 - Words: 475,344 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 2/28/2009
The Wizard by Vaneria Potter reviews
Another Kingsman fix-it. Half the time, when someone tried to hack the Kingsman database, it was one of Merlin's own department, or agents trying to one-up each other. That was no reason to get complacent.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 11/20/2017 - G. Unwin/Eggsy, Merlin - Complete
On the Road to Find Out by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
Sona & her dog, Sasha, find themselves lost in a strange land filled with dwarves, wizards, & elves. It doesn't take Sona very long to figure out she's in The Hobbit. When Bilbo never shows to join Thorin's Company Sona realizes what's at stake-problem is she hasn't read the book in 20 years & never saw the movies. Eventual Thorin/Sona. Beta'd by YMR. COMPLETE.*Spoilers in reviews*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 216,802 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Thorin, OC] Fíli, Dwalin - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Slip Up Revamped by wolfsrainrules reviews
Skull had lied to the Arcobaleno about...everything, really for over 30 years. Sometimes he wonders what they'd think if they found out. And then the day comes that the do, and Skull-Harry- finds his past brought to light. (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium, Edited by NorthPeach- bless her)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,442 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Flicker by wolfsrainrules reviews
My idea dumping ground for KHR. ALL up for adoption SO LONG AS YOU TELL ME. (Cover drawn by Bleach ed Na tsu on DA- you should look at it there the pic is too big to do it justice here) Now: The Mafia should know better than to touch any one of the Arcobaleno. It tended to make the others...twitchy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,095 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 12/21/2015
Paranormal Investigator Squad by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Meet the Paranormal oddballs of Namimori. Or as they like to call themselves, the Paranormal Investigator Squad. Chrome and Mukuro are the group's mediums, Ken is capable of tracking down all sorts of supernatural things, Tsuna can See things and talk to the dead, and Chikusa is their ever loyal tech support. The Mafia has no idea what's about to hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Chrome D., Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Flames of a Night Sky by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After losing his mother, Tsuna is adopted into the Takamachi Family. But not even he could have anticipated what finding that old book in his mother's things would lead to, never mind becoming the unofficial little brother of the Varia's Boss, Xanxus. At least he can say his life will never be boring!
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,468 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Nanoha T., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus
The Game by Vaneria Potter reviews
Jumanji had existed in many forms over the years, played by countless people. Yet, The Game was selective in who it chose to play. It always had been.
Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Alan P., Van Pelt - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 4,487 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
Clouds in the Sky by EriLenx07 reviews
In which a girl meets a skylark during her scarce time outside of her magical, gilded cage and things aren't quite the same ever again. Fem!Harry/Hibari.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,798 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Harry P., K. Hibari
Rebirth by Lady Crimson and Black reviews
Dumbledore claimed that death is only the next great adventure. Uchiha Meika, formerly Harriet Potter, finds out that he was right, yet again, the hard way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,728 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Harry P., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Elemental Sky by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Nozomi Sawada finds an old picture in the attic, she has no idea that it would lead to quite the adventure. Nor could she have expected to find herself dealing with demons of all things, courtesy of her cousin. The fate of the Elemental Nations is held in the hands of a civilian girl who has no idea what she's doing, just that it's up to her to make things right.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Gaara, Haku, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Doom by whitetigerwolf reviews
Doctor Doom wasn't always the dictator of Latveria. Once, Doom was Ivy Potter. Inspired by my One-Shot, Living On Hope, but not the same universe. FemHarry, FemDoom, FemSlash, and FemHarry IS Victor Von Doom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Harry P., Dr. Doom/Victor V.
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Of Organized Crime and Schizophrenia by AshGopal reviews
Tsunade expected to end up in Heaven after her death, peacefully enjoying an eternity of drinking and gambling. What she didn't expect was to be reborn and to end up as the heir to a family of elite criminals. I mean, wasn't having a super famous ancestor and being expected to follow in their footsteps enough after the first time? Reincarnated!Tsunade, Fem!Tsuna, Crossposted to AO3
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,678 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 4,609 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Fiery Rebirth by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Mukuro has a bit of a secret. One that has ties to a past he'd very much like to forget. Too bad he doesn't have much of a choice. Past and present collide as Mukuro seeks to discover who he really is. Now the question remains if the magical enclaves will remain standing at the end of it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,353 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 7/26/2018 - [Mukuro R., Chrome D.] Harry P.
A Tale of Two Swords by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Regina didn't pull the Sword of Gryffindor from the hat. Instead she pulls something far more powerful, on top of accidentally entering a contract with the famous knight of betrayal Mordred. A new destiny shall be made.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Harry P., Waver V., Mordred
The Forbidden ANBU Files by Quatermass reviews
Welcome to the Forbidden ANBU Files, a compilation of abandoned and archived fics from the Naruto-verse, along with sample chapters from fics yet to come, with crossovers and pure fics all in the mix. Enjoy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,877 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 3/26/2017
Samsara by Shivani reviews
Tsuna hasn't heard it yet, but one day Mammon will say something that sort of helps him make sense of his "life".
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,249 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Meant For Greatness by Nemesis13 reviews
Narcissa Malfoy had never given her son's rants about the Girl-Who-Lived much credence, and it wasn't until cousin Sirius escaped from Azkaban that she really considered Harriet Potter's place in her world view. When she meets an intelligent, talented, and completely irreverent witch where her son had only seen mediocrity, Narcissa instead finds her sassy and sarcastic protégé.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Narcissa M.
Welcome To Tomorrow by Izaranna reviews
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 246,073 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 5,959 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U., OC
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7881 - Favs: 12,488 - Follows: 14,375 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Princess and her pets by jokergirl2001 reviews
Sixteen year old Lucy Heartfilia stumbles upon an odd trio of cats, never knowing that by taking them in she'll be taking in weirder cats in the future.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Akatsuki, Lucy H.
Miko no Valar by Gelasia Kidd reviews
The Shikon promised her a new life. Destiny promised the Valar end to evil. A pure hearted Miko slowly transforming into a kami is put into a world that has another object that needs to be destroyed, and evil to be purified. After the Fell Winter the Shire gains a priestess, protector, healer, and so much more. Thorin's company gains a warrior maiden that will lead them to victory.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kagome H., Bilbo B.
Hella No! Swan by Gelasia Kidd reviews
"Nope nope nope NOPE!" I said in an amused tone, dancing out of Edward's romantic grasp. "Nope!" I continued, waggling my finger at a bewildered, WTF, Edward. "Not gonna, can't make me!" o O Why did I have to wake up as Bella Swan anyhow? I don't even like Twilight. OR the cold! SI!Bella (slight crack, slight serious, lots of wtf) (I don't even know.)Oops, time to troll reality!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Bella, Charlie S., OC
Drifting Clouds by Evilshallprevail reviews
Xanxus doesn't have a Cloud. The whole Mafia knows that. What most are unaware of, is that it's not because he hasn't found one. It's because the one he wants, the one that Calls him, is stubborn. But so is Xanxus. Past Fred/Fem!Harry, Xanxus/Fem!Harry, Cloud!Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 4/12/2017 - [Harry P., Xanxus] Varia
Fillies and Colts by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Dino had always known there was more to the story of why his mother never returned from England. He just wasn't expecting there to be a conspiracy involving his mother's stalker and a half-sister that came because of it. He's not leaving Melody in England though, not by a long shot. Now if only she didn't attract the weirdest people to her as her Guardians and best friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Harry P., Dino
Iron Maiden by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a father isn't easy. Especially when you don't know you are one. Tony gets a rather big surprise when Pepper's new protege turns out to be his kid. Jazz Evans has her own demons to battle, which isn't easy when you're a glorified babysitter for someone like Tony Stark. And what's with the secret glances between Jazz and Rhodey? What are they hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,021 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 6,148 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/12/2018 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
TruBlooded Family by Kiera27 reviews
Harry came home after sixth year to find that the Dursleys had decided to visit a grandmother and two cousins that they hadn't known were alive. Maybe this was Harry's chance to have a family. Slash, Harry/?, Sookie/Bill, mindreader-Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P.
Foreign Feelings by Laughing Yuurei reviews
Empath!Tsuna. The Sealing of his Flames had a world-changing effect on Tsuna, who couldn't feel any feelings from people, except his closest family (Nana) and a lonely voice that he did not know. It wouldn't have been so bad if Vongola was better at keeping secrets (his existence as an heir). Meeting Reborn turned out to be (nearly) everything he needed. R27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92,226 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/30/2018 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn] - Complete
Flames of the Creed by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Long before the Vongola was made, the Brotherhood of Assassins were feuding with the Templar Order. Now the age old rivalry continues as Tsuna is tapped as the next Vongola Decimo. What the Vongola isn't expecting is that Tsuna has already been training long after he was supposed to be sealed. Tsuna is an Assassin, and he isn't about to be anyone's puppet.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 6/1/2018 - K. Hibari, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Sunnydale Chronicles by Knife Hand reviews
Life is a computer Game, and Sunnydale is the arena, but it is not the Slayer or a Demon who has the ability to decide its fate. Chapter 9 Up
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,064 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Faith L., Tara M.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 7,740 - Follows: 8,641 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Never Assume The Worst by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
The Professors overhear H/Hr talking and assume the worse possible situations! T rated only for the suggestive theme - otherwise it is my first ever K rated fic - Oh the horror! Chapter 5 - Harry has breasts? What is going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Cats, Giraffes, and Mice by inkheart9459 reviews
Mina's glad to see the Bellas walk in the Riff Off, especially the little mouse. She finds the tiny girl amusing, interesting even, and can't help but want her. Pieter, it seems, is on the same page as her, and for the first time in their open relationship wants another person. Seeing their little mouse alone at the bar proves the perfect opportunity to see exactly where this goes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,506 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Kommissar, Beca M., Pieter K.] - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3629 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 8,872 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Flames of the Black Cat by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Out of all the things that could happen to him, being reincarnated into the body of a girl that just so happens to be the heir of a mafia famiglia was not one of them. Train Heartnet finds himself returning to old skills and making new alliances while trying to figure out what the heck he supposed to do now. The Underworld better prepare because the Black Cat is among them.
Crossover - Black Cat & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,443 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Train H., Creed D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
We'll Work On It by Foxtronic reviews
Peter understands Wade is dangerous. He gets it, alright? Wade kills people, (not around Spider-Man) he does it for money and he doesn't care what people think about it. But Peter tries not to be a hypocrite, and yeah, while he knows Wade could probably kill him, spidey-sense or not, if he wanted to. He wouldn't. And that's really all Peter needs right now.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018
There are Stars in your Eyes by Metronome I Hear reviews
Sawada Nana was always a bit off. (Therein lay the dangers of open eyes) Was it ever any surprise her son was too? (When everyone else was completely blind) Tsuna has always been able to see things no one else could. This changes things. AU!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 2/11/2016 - K. Hibari, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Spark The Beacon by Grub Leaf-Eater reviews
What if Summer was actually a uneducated Spark from Europa, and Ruby inherited it from her? Possible future Nuts&Dolts.
Crossover - Girl Genius & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Othar T., Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Girl Genius' Animagus by Quatermass reviews
(Based on whitetigerwolf's 'Animagus Lover' challenge! Bashing!) Agatha Clay found an injured owl one day, and nursed him back to health. Two years later, on the day her story truly began, he revealed himself to be a wizard from another world...and he has vowed to protect her. But between Sparks, politics, dictators, and assassins from another world, will they survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,168 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Harry P., Agatha H.] Klaus Wulfenbach/Baron, L. Mongfish - Complete
Demonic Jewels by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Honoka is a rookie jewel summoner...and the latest "sacrifice" to be assigned as the partner of one Hibari Kyouya. Now she has to make it until graduation as a demon-magnet on top of dealing with her prickly partner and his curious dragon Fon. And why is everyone so interested in her, including the rulers of the demonic plains? Summoner AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,991 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 3/22/2018 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Fon
Between Lies and Truth by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Lal has always suspected there was something different about her idiot student. She just couldn't have expected something like this. Not only is Colonello an English lord (twice over), but he's a war general running away from the source of his trauma. Love is a powerful thing, but can it be enough to heal the wounds caused by a magical war? Colonello-is-Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,961 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Colonnello, Lal Mirch] Harry P.
Neopolitan and the Goblet of Fire by Quatermass reviews
(Based on, but not an answer to, DZ2's 'Silence Will Fall' challenge! WBWL! James Potter and Sirius-bashing! Female Harry!) When blown off the Atlas airship, Neopolitan was saved by a power from the world she came from. For Neo is actually Rose Potter...and she has been entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Now, Roman Torchwick's partner is on the ascendancy in Magical Britain...
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,834 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Harry P., Neo
A Marriage of Convenience by Scififan33 reviews
Hermione's life comes crashing down around her in one moment. Unable to cope and carrying new life within she runs to a land she had read about in the library. Can she find peace knowing that back home a war still rages? And will she be allowed to stay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,117 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Kakashi H.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Mists of a Dawning Sky by sakurademonalchemist reviews
She's had enough of magic and enough of the lies. When the war ended she takes her godson and starts a new life for herself. However not even she expected to find love and possibly a new family in the process. Viper will have to learn to let her guard down, if only to give herself a second chance. FemHarry is Viper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,337 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 5,155 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Fon]
Cloudy, with a Chance of Freedom by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Skull died in the Future that Never Was, he was sent back farther than Yuni could have intended. Armed with a second chance to make things at little better, he slips into a role he had almost forgotten... that of Harry Potter. However some bonds once forged can't be broken so easily, leading him to the other Arcobaleno before they were known as great. Can he change their fates
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,856 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 6,852 - Follows: 6,633 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Skull
Observations of a Wannabe Kunoichi by Quatermass reviews
(AU) There are many things that make a great ninja. Sakura Haruno may not be physically strong, but she is quite intelligent for her age, and she wants to be a great kunoichi like Tsunade. While practising her espionage skills at 10 years old, she uncovers Naruto's dark secret...which may very well lead to a more coherent Team 7... (No Sakura-bashing here. Don't like, don't read)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,722 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Sakura H., Haku] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Whispers of Fire and Stone by WhatchuKnowBoutMe reviews
When I died, I never expected to live again. And yet, here I am. Reborn into the world of Naruto with nothing but the clothes on my back and a hammer in my hand. Just a cripple trying to survive in a world where people breathe fire at will and walk on water like its nothing. Oh well... c'est la vie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 208 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [OC, Iruka U.] Kakashi H., Team Seven
Stone Eyes Chronicles, Book 1: The One-Armed Flame by WhatchuKnowBoutMe reviews
SI/OC THAT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. Being rewritten under a new title "WHISPERS OF FIRE AND STONE." Uncertain as to when new fic will be posted, please keep an eye out for it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,482 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Potter? Black? Lokison by fringeperson reviews
Sirius took his godsons from the wreckage, saw the mark on Harry's face, and sought a way to make the boys identical once again. Yet another take on the twin-fic trope. Heavily-implied Sirius/Loki slash. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 642 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Loki - Complete
Not Quite Myths by Falia7 reviews
Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,848 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 5,553 - Follows: 5,161 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
While Everything Burns, You're Still Here by The Resurrection Lily reviews
It was just one small difference that day. Sometimes Colonello looked back and wondered what would have happened if hadn't heard it, hadn't been drawn to the strange cloud who laughed as the world came crashing down. That was the start of his fascination, and the beginning of the end of his love for Lal. Warnings: FemHarry-Is-Skull, FemHarryxColonello
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,256 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Harry P., Colonnello, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Rise of the Black Dragon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Xanxus has always known he was adopted, long before he was taken in by the Vongola. Too bad no one told Timoteo that. As he struggles to make his own way in the Vongola family, his past begins to catch up to him. Let's hope the English magical enclaves can handle dealing with a very independent Varia Boss! Xanxus-is-Harry Rated for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 5,539 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P., Xanxus
Bonds Across Time by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An unexpected fall into an old well leads Tsukiyo into meeting her own grandfather, much to the shock of both. However time travel can come with many benefits, including a family she never expected to learn about...even if it comes at the cost of helping them fit in with Feudal Era Japan. The present and the past will collide in unexpected ways as Tsukiyo learns how to cope.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
A Strange Creature by fringeperson reviews
Rumplestiltskin and Belle aren't quite sure what to make of each other, but Belle gets some advice - some of it bad, but some of it... Some of it good. Oneshot, complete, don't own, pre-Rumbelle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Peacemaker by jokergirl2001 reviews
The Sage of the six paths knew that his ideal of peace had failed, but what had he done wrong? Why couldn't any of the reincarnations of his sons fulfill his wish of peace? He finally found his answer. He needed a third party. A peacemaker of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Black Fire by wingsrookie reviews
When Collonello goes to take care of a trespasser on Mafia Land Island, he doesn't expect to find his Sky. He doesn't expect to bond to a dying sky, either. None of the Arcobaleno see this coming, not even those with the gift of seeing the future. Collonello, his friends, allies, and fellow new guardians learn to work with the Femme!/Harry Sky.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,743 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., Arcobaleno
Tricky Thing by Mahade Crawford reviews
Reincarnation is a tricky business. Souls (humans, gods, aliens, it doesn't matter), are things of comfort. They like to stick together in groups that had offered comfort in life. Siblings, best friends, lovers all tend to stick together. The bond of love is a powerful thing. Thats one of the reasons 7 superheroes were reborn as wizards and witches together.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,647 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Trials and Tribulations of a High Society Shinigami by Nemesis13 reviews
Duo was a very caring woman, an open book so to speak, always there to help those that needed it with a smile on hand. The problem was she was surrounded by insane men who needed to be watched over like kids and her fellow women left her to it. Resigning herself to being the team mom Duo did her best, but she hadn't planned on Heero admitting he loved her. Things are weird now...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Duo M., Heero Y.] Hilde S., Quatre W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 10,834 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Queen's Redemption by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Regina had cast her curse, but she didn't get to enjoy her victory like she hoped. Snow White's last stand causes Regina to end up having to go through puberty twice...without her memories. Enter Lal Mirch, failed Arcobaleno, and reincarnation of the Evil Queen. The curse causes her past to catch up to her. Can magic help remove the pacifiers, or is the price to much to pay?
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,927 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Lal Mirch, Colonnello] Regina M./The Evil Queen
Being Born Again by Anonymous Howler reviews
One-shots and drabbles revolving mostly around One Piece characters being reincarnated as Harry Potter characters. If a scenario is popular enough it may become a story on its own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/21/2018 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harry P.
One Shots: Witch's flames by Lunarwolf11021 reviews
These are one-shots staring Fem!Harry and various Katekyo Hitman Reborn charecters. If you have a request to make, I'll be happy to write it out! Ratings will vary from One-shot to One-shot, so I will be putting it under M just to ensure everything is covered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,706 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Harry P., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
The Dark One's Keeper by fringeperson reviews
Belle, rather than her father, contacts the Dark One to rid her home of the ogres - and she does it years earlier. Naturally, this changes things. Them included. Eventual Rumbelle. Don't own. Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 11/2/2017 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
The Granger Relation - Chasing Ghosts by Ebenbild reviews
"Tell me, Coulson," Fury said slowly. "Is there any way – any way at all – that Hawkeye is able to kill this man in Avignon and then turn up in Brazil right now?" Or: Five times Fury chased a ghost and one time he encountered him. Mostly Avengers, a bit "Sherlock". Accompanying fic to all fics about Hermione's Hogwarts years.
Crossover - Mission: Impossible & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/26/2018 - W. Brandt, Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Granger Relation - The Family Deal by Ebenbild reviews
"Wait, stop!" Tony exclaimed in disbelief. "I'm birdbrain's brother? Why wasn't I warned about that?" Tony finds out he has more siblings than he remembers. Accompanying piece to 'Confession Time'. Mostly based on Avengers movie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Hermione G., Mrs. Granger, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Striking Back by Vaneria Potter reviews
If everyone is constantly saying that it is only a matter of time before you turn Evil, how long until you believe them? If you are constantly put down by Bullies, how hard will you eventually strike back?
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,193 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Warren P.
The Lady of Slytherin-Dark Beginnings by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, appears before Severus Snape bleeding and broken at the age of six. Determined to protect his dead friends daughter from sharing her mothers fate he raises her to be brutally pragmatic, viciously opportunistic, and violently protective of those she loves with the help of the Black Sisters. Dad!Snape, Mentor!Bellatrix, DarkFem!Harry, Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 176,097 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 5,174 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S.
Dusk To Dawn by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk. Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 96,642 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 6,209 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] Harry P., Adult Reborn
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,168 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 11,734 - Follows: 12,956 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
A Spark of Life by Kiera27 reviews
Harry never expected to find out that he had another aunt in the US that didn't think he was a freak. Of course he also didn't expect to be caught in a war between two factions of giant robots. Harry/? Sam/? Mikaela/? Possible human-transformer Slash
Crossover - Transformers & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,391 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Barricade, R. Epps
Confessions of a Gold-Digger by bravewings reviews
Let's jump right into the details: 1. I'm reborn as the original Barbie doll, Elena. 2. I'm an aspiring gold-digger. 3. I'M NOT GONNA DIET! The only kind of carrot I care about is the one related to diamonds 'cause I'm all about the bass. 4. And Dame-Tsuna might just be my bestfriend. [Elena!OC/Tsuna ft. dark!Tsuna]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 126,065 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC, Elena] Mukuro R. - Complete
Sky Bunny by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A simple mistake while in a rush to get to an interview leads to an unexpected adventure. Usagi is the shy, easily startled secretary of Seto Kaiba who has a habit of wearing a bunny eared headband, complete with tail. Except not even she was aware of the fact that her past is about to make a big splash in the corporate world! Fem Tsuna
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,410 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 8/26/2017 - S. Kaiba, K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
How We Met Your Mother by EverLiv reviews
Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,019 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 5,511 - Follows: 5,498 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Harry P., Teddy L., Skull, Arcobaleno
Hexe Dragon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Some people get invited to the Varia...others sneak in. Rosethorn is a witch who desperately wants to forget who she was when she left England. Where better to make a fresh start than in a group of elite assassins like the Varia? Hexe is going to have her work cut out for her when her secret is discovered...and an unexpected chance for romance blooms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,776 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 10/31/2017 - [Harry P., Xanxus] Belphegor
Forgotten Famiglia by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry isn't exactly idle when he's stuck in Diagon before third year. Thanks to the goblins he is able to contact his grandfather's family in Italy. No one told him it would bring him into the mafia though! Not that he's complaining when he gets a new older brother out of the deal. Old alliances are tested and new ones are forged as this wizard makes his own way in the underworld!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,147 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 6,203 - Follows: 6,106 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Harry P., Xanxus, Daniela/Vongola VIII/Vongola Ottavo
No such thing as Retirement by CrazyJanaCat reviews
Harriet Gabriella Evans is, as far as anyone is concerned, a normal college student at Stanford University. Even to her best friend, Sam, she is just that. at least until demons start to show up. Harry is determined to help the brothers out in their search for their father and help them kill Jess' murderer. MoD!Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,194 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Teddy L., Sam W.
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
The Uncertainty Principle by Quatermass reviews
(Female Harry! Evil Dumbledore!) Two teenagers, with shared circumstances. Both shaped by deluded old men into weapons against immortal monsters. But perhaps they are more alike than most thought. Rose Potter and Schrödinger find themselves fighting off manipulations from all sides as they come to terms with their pasts...and a growing bond with each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Harry P., Schrodinger] Sirius B., Alucard
Different Shades of Pink by jokergirl2001 reviews
What if after Zabuza and Haku died Sakura realized that she wasn't good enough? That her training is more important than romance and looks? What if this realization changed her attitude towards others? How will others react to her new change? (Eventually becomes AU) Pairing undecided (Harem for now) (Old version. New version "Shades of Pink" is out.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 140,724 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Sakura H.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 15,881 - Follows: 15,331 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Granger Relation - Family Oddness by Ebenbild reviews
Prequel to "Confession Time." "My little girl is a witch! She will have a stick and not a gun!" "It's a wand," Minerva McGonagall corrected stiffly and a bit offended. "Doesn't matter," Hermione's father said beaming. "It's not a gun or a knife – that's all that matters!" Hermione's family is anything but normal. Funnily it takes her some time to understand this. (mostly HP)
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Witched by HermioneeBlack reviews
Hermione absconds magical world after realizing her parent's memories are lost for ever and Ron's in love with Lavender. What better way to start your new life than faux revenge? mix in hidden magical discoveries, a sweet good sister, a hot husband, locked away mom-in-law, radical bastard brothers, wild young'uns, secret super villains and non-sleeping dragons. When in Westeros...
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 8/18/2016
Breaking the Sky by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Left behind by her callous and idiotic father after he unexpectedly takes her mother on a year long cruise, Kiseki Sawada finds herself with an unexpected talent in a game called Dragon Drive. Except it's not all sunshine and roses...there are some secrets about the game that are about to broaden her worldview considerably, even if it wasn't intentional at the time. Fem Tsuna
Crossover - Dragon Drive & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,226 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Song of Endings by ThetaWolfe reviews
He had slept for an age and more. When he awoke, it was to a wailing scream and gentle singing. Once, he had been known as Harry, a word worn like a crown, the burden of it mantled upon him and dragging his head down until his neck nearly snapped from the weight of it. His mother called him Drogon. He supposed Drogon was as good a name as any.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Harry P., Daenerys T., Dragons
Hear me Roar by Chimebelle reviews
For friends, Harry will do anything. So it's no surprise that when Regulus Black calls her, she goes to help him without even a bit of hesitance. She didn't know that from then on, her life would be quite... chaotic. FemHarry, Mammon-is-Regulus. Inspired by breather's Indebted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Harry P., Regulus B., Mammon/Viper, Varia
Equus by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harmony Potter prefers the life of a simple horse rancher after she left England. Too bad fate has other plans, as she meets Dino Cavallone who is more than a simple man. He's the don of a mafia familigia! Harmony finds herself married into the mafia, but that's only the start of her chaotic new life. And she wouldn't have it any other way! FemHarry/Dino
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,405 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 5,143 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Harry P., Dino]
V is for Victory by ColorOfAngels reviews
When a mishap with Loki sends Darcy Lewis back to 1942 and right into the path of a pre-serum Steve Rogers, how much will history change and how much was destiny all along? Steve/Darcy Avengers x Captain America x Thor crossover
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Green Eyes and Red Hair by fringeperson reviews
He was a practical joker with messy black hair. She was a talented woman with bright red hair. It turned out that they both had green eyes. Their daughter, when she came, was untouchable for more reasons than one. Loki-is-James, Natasha-is-Lily, Rogue-is-Fem!Harry. Don't own. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,064 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 9/21/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Halves by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE SHOT* When Hermione is sent to collect Fred and George for Sunday lunch, she finds herself caught between the twins in a steamy embrace.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 273 - Published: 10/7/2017 - [Fred W., Hermione G., George W.] - Complete
Magic Always Protects Itself by justhobby reviews
Almost magic-less, Harry finds himself in a strange world where people can literally burn with colored flames and animals can shape-shift. Why do these things always happen to him? Rated M just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,612 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Arcobaleno
Wrathful Skies by sakurademonalchemist reviews
She never had a real family, at least until her brother's Rain found her. Now she's learning to be Quality while dating a homicidal exiled Prince and trained by Viper. The Wizards won't know what hit them, and neither will the mafia. And things only get more interesting when her brother finally returns to his rightful place. Can the two learn to get along?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,567 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 4,777 - Follows: 4,782 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - [Harry P., Belphegor] Mammon/Viper, Xanxus
The Granger Relation - Confession Time by Ebenbild reviews
Hermione has something to confess. She is not an only child - regretfully. She often wished she was because having family can be very hard... especially if you forget to tell your boyfriend about your siblings and a family dinner is on the way. Just a touch of 'Sherlock' - knowledge of the show is not actually needed. After canon HP books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Mycroft H. - Complete
JLU Spiderverse by Stone-Man85 reviews
He Lost and was Lost in His World. But he was Found in another World, and this time, he's not alone.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,254 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle
Sanity is Quite Simply Overrated by Nemesis13 reviews
Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Arcturus B.
Ain't All Sunshine And Hookers by Rowena Hill reviews
Disillusioned by the state magical community in England, Hermione Granger has moved across the pond, wandering as she sees fit. After a chance encounter at an upscale auction house, she finds herself caught up in the work of two brothers, and the fate of an ugly ass painting. AU/Crossover EWE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S.
Fragments by Shadowblayze reviews
Half-spun plotlines and ideas that won't leave me alone, but don't quite deserve their own story either. Harry and Tsuna are my favoritest characters, so most snippets will revolve around them in some manner, but the Varia are also quite beloved. (I reclassified this because...reasons. Mostly because not all Fragments are going to be HP/KHR.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,789 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P.
As Mad As All That by fringeperson reviews
Insanity is the only sane response to an insane situation. Emma is beginning to catch on. S1 deviation. Don't own. Two-shot. Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
Conversations Over Tea by Erisah Mae reviews
Semi-connected oneshots about a genderfluid!Mulan having different conversations over tea. Contains implied past slash, gossip, and people getting their facts wrong.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016 - [Mulan, Shang] OC - Complete
Harmonic Symphony by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single event can change anyone's life. For Tsuna, it was finding a violin after being locked up in an abandoned music room. With no friends and no reason not to try, music quickly becomes his life, opening up new doors and some unexpected new allies. His life quickly begins to change long before a baby wearing a fedora appears to train him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,347 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 4,496 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 12,303 - Follows: 14,401 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Price of Fish by fringeperson reviews
Sometimes, you can slap a person in the face with a fish, and they'll still ask why you hit them with a rubber chicken. Tsunahime will get her point through to these people even if she has to compromise in ways she'd rather not. Come hell or high water, she'll do this her way. Fem!27, 2718, 27X, don't own.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,103 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Hana K., K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
The Wandering Woman by Fallen's child reviews
She lived a full life and died a peaceful death only to be reborn in a world she once considered fiction. Akiko chooses not to interfere with what she remembers of the plot and embrace the traditions of the women of her family and wander the lands. This plan ends in tatters when she meets one Kakashi Hatake, whom no matter how she tries to avoid, keeps showing up. SI/OC slow burn!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,828 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
Midoriya's Note Taking Skills Are Scary by partner555 reviews
Deku wrote a LOT of notes on other people's quirks. What if they read those notes?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 1,869 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tenya I., 1-A Students - Complete
Prophecy of Two Boys by Smartiepants007 reviews
People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 253,035 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
Death Goddess by jokergirl2001 reviews
"Maybe I pissed Shinigami-sensei off too much," Naruto mused staring at his...no, her reflection in the river. She smiled slightly, "Question is, where exactly am I?" (time-travel shinobi war era)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,938 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 8,919 - Follows: 10,099 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Moonlight by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 567 - Published: 8/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
McGirl 3 - The Third Fem Timothy McGee Collection by phantom-lass reviews
Another collection of Girl McGee stories. This time we will be entering the gothic world of Batman! So expect some visits from our favourite villians. Tim has a dark past.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,300 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D.
Sound of Flames by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Sakura Sawada is sealed, there is an unintended consequence that not even the Vongola could have predicted. Fortunately, she attracts a very protective Cloud to keep her safe from those who wouldn't understand her pain. Being blind is no fun, but that doesn't mean she's helpless. You don't always need to see for your heart to reach others. FemTsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 5,696 - Follows: 5,248 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/11/2017 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.]
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,324 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 6,388 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
I Get Your Malfunction by Nemesis13 reviews
Tony Stark really didn't have anything that kept his interest, no one could ever keep up with him and his own personal demons always chased him into a bottle. Iris Potter was forced to abandon her homeland when her people demanded she become nothing more then a brood mare, so she ran to the other side of the pond and played the stock market while hitting the bottle. Then, they met.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 6,139 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.]
Coping Mechanisms by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Everyone has a way to cope with the stress of everyday life. Some just have more unusual methods than most. A minor joke Nana plays on her son takes a life of it's own as Tsuna finds an "out" of his everyday life that makes everything better for him. It just comes at the cost of his gender identity and whatever chance for normal he had. Gender-fluid Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,391 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Byakuran, K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Bolt from the Blue by Umei no Mai reviews
Xanxus picks up his first Guardian very early; his father rather wishes he hadn't. Things change accordingly. (SI-OC Fix-it fic. Canon-typical violence and themes, including terrible parenting, organised crime and murder-for-hire. Diverse pairings. Characters discussing mature themes; also fluff, common sense, happy endings.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 205,627 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017 - [Xanxus, OC] Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Varia - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inoue Shiori - revised by Hermionechan90 reviews
OC Self Insert The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. Because I read so much SI's and needed to write one too. This is the REVISED VERSION. (no change in plot, just added dialog, scenes and fixed grammar)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Kakashi H., OC
AtO: Diverging Paths by PolarPanther reviews
An exploration of various sized 'what if' scenarios, plot possibilities and all sorts of random ideas that could have led Harry down very different paths in my story 'Against the Odds'. (Content moved here from my blog.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P.
If You Only Knew by sakurademonalchemist reviews
No one knew who Lal Mirch was before she joined COMSUBIN, and that's just how she liked it. Living with PTSD from the war was hard, but she managed. Except she never could have expected one of her own students would find a way past the thorns around her heart. Her past comes to haunt her when she attempts to escape her growing feelings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,197 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017 - [Colonnello, Lal Mirch] Harry P.
Scarlet Fever by AshGopal reviews
Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara, Crossposted to AO3 COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 907 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Harry P., Madara U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Makings of a Legend by Relim reviews
Good or bad, most people want to make some sort of difference to what is around them in their lives. Few rarely do, and even fewer are remembered for their attempts. Now, one shall rise a war tempered lord, whose name will ring out loudly for all to know. The world itself is rocked as a result, and a legend is born.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,323 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Xander H.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 7,897 - Follows: 7,386 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
How To Become a Mafia Boss Without Even Trying by Nemesis13 reviews
Tsunako Sawada had only one desire in life, to be left alone in peace. She didn't mind her negligent father dragging her and Mama to Italy every summer though, not when she was watched over by Lal Mirch and got to hang out with her 'brother' Basil and all the crazy people that were drawn to them. No, it was when she somehow became a Yakuza boss that things went south...why her?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 11/6/2016 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] Lal Mirch, Mukuro R.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3624 - Favs: 7,460 - Follows: 7,471 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Partners in Crime by sakurademonalchemist reviews
She was an exiled Princess, and he was a Warlock from two ancient lines. Under any other circumstances they never would have met, let alone joined forces. Found by Xanxus, the two make the most terrifying duo the Varia has ever seen...which only gets worse when Mammon joins their ranks. Will the wizards survive their return, or will Belphegor's past catch up to her?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,060 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Harry P., Belphegor] Mammon/Viper
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,196 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Letters Home by Nemesis13 reviews
Violet Evans was a quiet introverted girl who just wanted to be left alone. She liked reading, talking to snakes, helping out her mum, and didn't really care much for the world at large. When Petunia told her she wasn't actually her daughter, that she was born Harriet Potter, she wasn't impressed in the slightest. No, she knew who she was, and the magical world could just sod off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Petunia D.
Another Day in the Life of Potter-Redux by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry's troubled life is further complicated when his sex is changed due to a shoddy potion and a rebounding blood seal, she is the only one not surprised at this turn of events, blasted Potter luck. Now known as Lilly follow her as she embraces her new found freedom and powers as she and her friends toy with the world, for she solemnly swears she is up to no good. A rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,807 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 6,613 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4240 - Favs: 7,613 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Family Bonding (With Alcohol, Dementors, and Other Hijinks) by Nemesis13 reviews
Dudley Dursley was a thuggish, self centered, and self serving individual, and he knew it. One day though, the cousin he'd been told all his life was nothing more than a worthless freak blew up at him and unloaded his entire, insane existance. His parent's were nuts, Harry wasn't the freak, it was the idiots he was forced to exist with, aside from that dentist's daughter at least
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D.
Timeless by Hawklan reviews
Xander's luck was never the best and now he has to confront a whole empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,598 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Xander H.
A, not The, Thank You Very Much by fringeperson reviews
Certain Mythical beings can only be seen if they're believed in. Certain Magical beings are very aware of this, and like to take steps. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 538 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Harry P., Bunnymund, Pitch - Complete
For Science! by Nemesis13 reviews
Take a self-absorbed civilian child, one Byakuran Gesso. Add a Mare Ring that gives him the memories of every other parallel version of himself. Toss in common sense about taking over the world, and mix it all with whimsical insanity and a desire to view his life like a giant science experiment. Add a dash of Fem!Tsuna and an indulging Yuni, and you have yourself a recipe for chaos
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Byakuran, Nana S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Uni
A Long Walk by dogbertcarroll reviews
With the Hellmouth ripped open all bets were off. The First may have won, but there were a universe of possibilities still available to the fighters in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,724 - Published: 3/15/2017
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Harmony of a Moonlit Sky by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Usagi isn't the girl everyone believes she is, and after a visit to her future is given a rude wake up call. It's time to cast aside her civilian identity and reclaim the one she abandoned to survive. Will the Sailor Scouts and the Mafia be able to handle the her return as well as that of her favorite uncle, or will everything go up in a blaze of glory?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,706 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Xanxus
A Very Goodwitch by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Glynda Goodwitch finds a little girl abandoned during a hunt, and is guilt tripped into adopting her by Ozpin during her job interview at Beacon. Now Grace Goodwitch is going to take Remnant by storm as a Huntress who doesn't use Semblance. However, she's not the first witch to be dropped in Remnant while near death. Can Grace find a way to balance magic and aura? Fem HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Harry P., Glynda G.
Pam, Pete, and Harley by Wiggles-n-stuff reviews
Good ol' Parker Luck. Peter Parker is living with two very attractive ladies. Both are strong, intelligent... and villains. Oh boy. Spidey is sucked into the DC verse by accident, and immediately stumbles upon the two women. How will the web-head deal with this new world, and what's the goal of the Sirens in keeping him under thumb? Cover Art by Comfort Love and Adam Withers
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 189,949 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Peter P./Spider-Man
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 3,981 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Sunshine by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An up and coming hit man still in mafia training, and a lonely girl with an incredible destiny ahead of her. By all rights they should never have even met, much less become close friends. But thanks to a childish pen pal program, that's exactly what happens. Now Iris is about to be thrown in headfirst into the cutthroat underworld of the mafia. Can she survive it and her destiny?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 2/6/2017 - [Harry P., Adult Reborn]
Mica to Miko by Uchiha B reviews
It was simply a pure chance encounter, but the Winchester brothers knew it had to be more than fate when they came across a Nekomata on a hunt... IY/Supernatural drabbles, Dean x Kagome x Sam
Crossover - Inuyasha & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 12/2/2016 - [Dean W., Kagome H., Sam W.] Sōta H.
Be Mine by Araminthe Ispwitch reviews
A Viktuuri fic for the prompt "you were drunk and proposed to me but i'm not sure how to bring it up now you're sober bc i totally would have said yes au"—or rather, an AU in which coaching him wasn't the only thing a drunken Yuuri had unknowingly asked of Viktor Nikiforov.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Viktor N., Yuuri K.] - Complete
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 6069 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
Harry Potter Plot Bunnies to Kill by Innortal reviews
Serious plot bunnies in the style of the Omake Files. As requested, a second installment of the life and times of Harry Potter and his Guardian, Ranma Saotome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,872 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 2/24/2008
Magic, Force, and Mayhem: Or, a Story of Potter Induced Chaos by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry had no idea where he was, or why he was there to begin with really. He had even less of an understanding why a female version of himself from an alternate reality was commiserating with him in his confusion. Ultimately it didn't matter, they were Potters, there was an evil to be defeated, and it could be great fun. If only he could just keep Iris from looting everything...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016
Everything I know I learned from TV by Keidra369 reviews
TV has been there for all of Xander's life. It makes sense that he's picked up a thing or two from it over the years. Suggestions welcomed!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Xander H.
Welcome to the Bunny Fic by Keidra369 reviews
This will include every chapter that does not have its own story...if that makes any sense. Tons of different Fandoms.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 7/27/2012
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
The Witch of 221b Baker Street by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Joanna Watson was a woman of many secrets. For years she had hidden her true nature away after realizing that perhaps being a witch wasn't worth it. She thought she would forever be alone...until the day she met him. Sherlock Holmes, an eccentric genius who might have what it takes to see past the mask she created and see her true self. Fem Harry/Sherlock
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,529 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Sherlock H., Harry P.]
Silent Wishes by WizardsGirl reviews
Wishing for something only ever works when someone is there to help it happen. A Traumatized woman and a Lonely little boy may not have much, but they can still make wishes come true. "So, you're like a Genie!" Tsume Yuki's "Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me" Prompt! Fem!Harry/Gai, PTSD!Traumatized!Harry, Mentions/descriptions of Horror and Mental Trauma! R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Harry P., Gai M.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Memories of Nobody by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Xion died...then she was brought back in the place of an infant that was killed. Empty for ten long years, she awakens again as Tania Potter, the girl who "lived". Except there is a dark secret festering in the world, and Hogwarts is in the middle of it. Can she and her 'pet' Shadow the Moogle find the truth before Darkness' pawn finds her? And what is the power she holds?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 122,620 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Xion, Roxas] - Complete
Sometimes Untraditional Therapy Is the Best by Selene Illusinia reviews
Clint realizes one day that Darcy isn't just his therapist anymore. And he wonders how the heck that happened. The story of Clint's unusual therapy sessions with a quirky former intern that turned into a strange friendship built on mutual understanding and finally a solid relationship of trust.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,865 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Phil Coulson
Rejected Bonds by twztdwildcat reviews
Hermione hasn't seen the Doctor in almost seven years, until an attack at work sends her back in time and into the arms of Jack Harkness. Soon joining up with the Doctor and Rose, Hermione realizes the Doctor is denying their bond in favor of her cousin. Sequel to No More Running, with major episode spoilers. Part of the Wibbly Wobbly Bond series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,571 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 12/5/2016 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Jack H., Hermione G.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Picking Strawberries by jokergirl2001 reviews
One moment Rin Nohara had willingly allowed herself to be impaled with an A-rank assassination jutsu by her crush and the next moment she had woken up in the body of a six year old named Sakura Haruno. What's worse? She didn't recall any protocols for situations such as accidental body snatching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 353 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Sakura H., Rin, Obito U., Team Seven
Contradictions by jokergirl2001 reviews
"Sakura and Kakashi? Those two have been living in their own world since Naruto and Sasuke left." Tsunade casually said. "They're even betting on which one of them gets to ground Sasuke for being immature and arguing over whether or not they'll adopt Naruto." Because Kakashi and Sakura weren't like other couples. They contradict everything, even destiny, much to people's shock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Team Seven
First Meetings by twztdwildcat reviews
A collection of the first adventures Hermione has with each incarnation of the Doctor. The first story in the Wibbly Wobbly Bond series, prequel to No More Running. Major spoilers for the episodes featured.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/5/2016 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
Reflections by WizardsGirl reviews
Newton wasn't alone during that first Drift with Mutavore's chunk of brain, because he'd already been sharing head-space with his older twin sister, Tesla, since birth. Still, she wasn't about to let him get swallowed up and spit back out. They were Rockstars, after all!
Pacific Rim - Rated: M - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Newton G., Hannibal C., OC
Here in an Instant, Gone in a Flash by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Thanks to a freak accident involving lightning, Christopher is given the gift of super speed and the ability to transform into anyone or any animal. When he leaves England, he finds himself working in the most unusual job for a speedster...a librarian! But he's no ordinary Librarian, he's THE Librarian, protector of knowledge. Voldemort doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Harry P., Lisa S.] Leonard S./Captain Cold
Trick Hunt by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An intervention of Odin's punishment leads to a rather...awkward...moment for a certain hunter upon his return from the Pit. Dean Winchester always assumed he was human. Now he has to deal with his abrupt reawakening as Loki, son of Odin and displaced Asgardian. The only problem? Loki was sent a few years too far, and is in his own past. Can Loki regain his former powers?
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,264 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Dean W.
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Xanxus' Babysitter by Starchains reviews
Harry was starting a new life. Xanxus was drowning in his. Harry wasn't going to let another child break under the adult's expectations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Harry P., Xanxus
Iris by LoliBat reviews
Sophie Hatter, professional hat maker and part time wallflower, was perfectly content with her life until Great Magician Howl and his troublesome castle dragged her into the world of magic and wonder. 'A crazy life', she thought, but at least she found a most unexpected ally in her time of need. "Sophie, come greet your new neighbor," Lettie said. "I have one?" She asked.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Howl, Sophie H.] Harry P. - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 6111 - Favs: 16,863 - Follows: 13,795 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Stolen Child by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Jareth, Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Sly Case by ThrashMetallix reviews
Officers Judy Hopps and Nicholas Wilde, having impressed their peers are selected for an Officer Exchange Program, and find themselves on their way to Paris to aid in the hunt for one of the world's most wanted criminals...but little do they know that they are about to stumble onto a case much larger than they ever thought they'd imagine...
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,107 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Judy H., Nick W.
Amethyst and Garnet by Quatermass reviews
(Female Harry!) Twins, separated, and then re-united. Both summoners of Madain Sari. Both destined to become Princesses of Alexandria. One is Sarah, later to be called Garnet til Alexandros XVII, a quiet studious girl. The other is Rose Potter, the Girl Who Lived, later dubbed Amethyst til Alexandros IX, a rambunctious tomboy. This is their story, entangled with the fate of Gaia...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,357 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Garnet A., Zidane T.
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
If Wishes Were Crossovers by KounetsuDeb reviews
Based on the idea of the "If Wishes Were" drabbles in the HP series started by Kamerreon. Chapter Fifty: Avengers/HP, Clint/Harry. Rated M for some chapters.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7311 - Favs: 16,588 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Scarred Drums by turbomagnus reviews
Death couldn't hold them, Time will be rewritten, Darkness shall fall, Light shall fade and the sound of the drums will echo throughout the magical world, and those who sought to control him will know him as... The Master. Master!Harry x Hermione
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,623 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [The Master, Hermione G.]
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 10,267 - Follows: 7,092 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Gnosis by AngelicSentinel reviews
A small Voice calls from the Throat of the World, and the Dragonborn comes. One person can shape the world, but two can change the realms forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,224 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela]
McGirl 2 - The Second Fem Timothy McGee Collection by phantom-lass reviews
Another collection of Girl McGee one shots. Will be revisiting Jurassic World and Hawaii 5-0. Will also see Gregory House and James Bond. Lots more too. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,615 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., L. Vance, T. Kort - Complete
Another Shade of Blue by Madrigal-in-training reviews
The boy was from a foreign village, had just threatened to kill his own siblings, and didn't even look at her twice, but there was something screaming inside Naruto Uzumaki to not let him walk away. "W-wait," she called out, catching an indifferent teal gaze, "Who are you?" fem!Naruto, GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 6,064 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014
Inoue Shiori by Hermionechan90 reviews
The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 176,068 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 8,179 - Follows: 7,517 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Promptly Prompt Me by bunbun08 reviews
Send me some Harry Potter / Naruto prompts via reviews. I'll try and write up a oneshot on the ones that catch my eye. I'm partial to FemHarry and FemNaruto. If you want to take a prompt and turn it into a story, let me know! I'd love to read it, and I'll even put down that you took the prompt and expanded on it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Teddy L., Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Epic Rivalry of Sasagawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi by Dandelion-san reviews
Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kyōko S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Salvation by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Hermione was always different. One day different came crashing into her mother's garden in a tangle of wings, claws, and teeth. Did she run? Yes— to the cupboard to get bandages and ointment. Little did she know that this one event would set the course of her entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 318 - Published: 7/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Third Summoner by Quatermass reviews
Sent to another world to escape the destruction of Madain Sari, Harry Potter was robbed of two sets of parents within as many years. At the age of seven, an act of malice serendipitously sends Harry home. After a year living with Eiko Carol, Harry gets caught up in the adventures of Zidane, Dagger, and their friends, in a race to stop Kuja, and save the world...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,378 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [Zidane T., Garnet A.] Harry P., Eiko C. - Complete
New Management by Blacknovelist reviews
A woman on a mission is a powerful thing, and there are times you need every inch of power you can get. Especially if that mission involves taking care of a dorm full of students and their ex-hero skeleton of a teacher supervisor. It's a good thing she's damn good at her job of being a mom. (Or: Inko inadvertently takes over the 1A dorm building and absolutely no one minds.)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 467 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Complete
A Sword Cuts A Swordsman by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016
Full Circle by mjimeyg reviews
Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father, grandfather, father-in-law, etc. Now they want to try and do for him what he did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair. (Final instalment of the Harry Potter: Aspect of Death)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,732 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Xander H., Buffy S., Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
Always Snow by Dream of Cream reviews
Oneshots. Fem!Harry. Nix Potter meets the Guardians.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Chaos is a Ladder by Sage Thrasher reviews
And if I couldn't climb it, then I'd do my best to burn it all down. [OC-Insert]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
One, Two, Three by EverLiv reviews
He'd been on the verge of giving up on ever finding his Sky, then... "My name's Elanor Potter. I've been looking for you!" (For Elanor, harmonizing with Skull was easy; falling in love with him even more so. That it surprised the heck out of everyone else in the Mafia was just a bonus.) [Fem!Harry/Skull]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,574 - Published: 6/17/2016 - [Harry P., Skull] - Complete
How I Spent My Vacation by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
"You just violated every law of physics, including conservation of mass!" "...You're sitting next to a god, and I'M the weird one?" Ginny just wanted a break from the aftermath of the second blood war. But when her "prime tourist spot" (thanks, Hermione) is destroyed by a homicidal robot, she goes alongside the Avengers to save the world. Someone has to! Ginny/Pietro, others TBD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Ginny W., Pietro M./Quicksilver] [Hermione G., Loki] - Complete
Valiant by Tsume Yuki reviews
When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 6,939 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Blackdog by Atlantis Sinatra reviews
After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 8,280 - Follows: 10,534 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Kazekage's Right Hand by Maevis Pas reviews
Naruto is banished after retuning to the village with Sasuke. After a year has passed, no one has seen Naruto. The chunin exams have returned which brings the Sand Siblings, led by Gaara, and a mysterious new teammate. Naruto/Hinata/Temari. OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,203 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The True Blood Princess by Nemesis13 reviews
Growing bored and lonely the Girl-Who-Lived Lillith Potter decided to take Death up on his offer to explore new worlds; now the first born Princess of Robert Baratheon follow her journey as she is betrothed to the Starks of the North, adopts Arya as her apprentice, and shows an unchanging world what a mischievous millennium old witch can do.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Harry P., Robb S.] [Arya S., Gendry W.]
Quite Irregular by Erisah Mae reviews
In which Eggsy is one of Sherlock's Baker Street Irregulars.
Crossover - Sherlock & Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., G. Unwin/Eggsy - Complete
Shorter Fuse by Erisah Mae reviews
How much difference could two and a half weeks make? Eggsy loses his temper with Rottweiler a bit earlier, and so the first Kingsman he meets is *not* Harry Hart.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/14/2015
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 5,703 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ashlyn Ketchum: Pokemon Champion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Capturing one of each Pokemon species in the world is a laudable goal, of course, but Ashlyn Ketchum believed in quality over quantity. Now add a dash of practicality, a touch of common sense, and a hint of maturity, and you have the beginnings of a Pokemon legend. fem!Ash, Palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,389 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Pikachu
The Witch Queen of Essos by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Her husband killed and her children taken away from her, Ginny Weasley embraces death. But, instead of reaching the sweet embrace of heaven, she finds herself in a world just as broken and coldhearted. She's tired of witnessing death, so when Gregor Cleange goes to eliminate Rheagar's legacy, she begins her demolition of the Lannisters and the legend of the Witch Queen. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Ginny W., Daenerys T., Lyanna S. - Complete
Prompts: A Collection by nightgigjo reviews
An ongoing series of HP/Spn fic-lets and scenes based (mostly) on Tumblr prompts, chiefly from putthepromptsonpaper and writeworld, with the occasional un-prompted plot bunny. Attempts at racebending inside; rated T because Dean.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Hermione G., Dean W., Sam W., Crowley
Naughty Corner by ariathal2410 reviews
Reborn tells Tsuna to get a handle on his Guardians. Tsuna does. Not only is his method unexpected, but also entirely too effective. "Dame-Tsuna, why is Colonnello sulking in the corner?" GEN, Oneshot, Crack-fic
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 663 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
The Doctor, The Desert, and Death by M. Corrigible reviews
John Hamish Watson and Death have a history - one he doesn't remember until he lies, bleeding out under an Afghan sun. Now he's back in London, chasing after criminals with Sherlock Holmes, coming to terms with a past life, his sister's true identity, and trying to do his part to keep THE consulting criminal from wreaking havoc in both muggle and magical London.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,805 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Harry W.
The Lady of Slytherin-The Marriage Contract by Nemesis13 reviews
It's fifth year, Lillith Potter is already annoyed with Umbridge still being amongst the living and having to study for her OWLs when she receives a letter from the Ministry. She is required, by law, to marry a significantly older wizard to 'Preserve Her Bloodline' in a heavy handed attempt to control her future. More the fools are they. Dark Humor One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 388 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Avengers' Compass Rose by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy Lewis was just an intern looking for six science credits. It's amazing how fast things change. This is the story of how her life gets completely reorganized. Set in the same universe as "Widow's Choice".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Team Sadist by jokergirl2001 reviews
His eyes once again surveyed the three in front of him. Only a blind could fail to notice the raw potential each of them oozed out. Ibiki could swear blind to the day he dies that these three were going to become legends. He wasn't wrong...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lessons Learnt by Obnoxious Unicorn reviews
Lucifer is released from the Cage, given a second chance by his Father. But his freedom is conditional: he must choose a vessel that needs his help, that wants him, and he must befriend them. His Father thinks Lucifer can learn from humans this way… Lucifer thinks that it's the biggest load of crap his Dad's ever spouted. Although, Harry Potter is very amusing to annoy...(No slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Harry P., Lucifer
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 12,217 - Follows: 11,139 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Rifles and Ravens by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Dean made a Deal to save Sam. What he didn't know was that the snarky Brit who showed up was no demon, but a wizard who was pretty ticked off at Heaven. He's sold his freedom to a snarky librarian who lives in the old Men of Letters bunker. Meet Raven, a wizard who's chosen a life of exile...until the angel who ruined his life makes an appearance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
Meteor Shower by jokergirl2001 reviews
Lucy always thought she was a capable Mage until she was proven wrong. Now stuck in ongoing loops and messing things up over and over again she struggles to understand her situation. How hard could it be to pass one S-class Trial anyways? LucyxMany
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Lucy H.
Side Effects of Impressing Death May Include the Following by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter thought she'd finally done it, after a decade of war and the loss of all those she loved she sacrifices herself to end Voldemort and his entire army with one well placed nuclear bomb, unfortunately she missed a horcrux. All is not lost, she has one more shot at life and after impressing her Reaper and his boss Death she's sent back to first year to level the field.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 8,233 - Follows: 5,799 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3214 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 5,171 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crest by Tsume Yuki reviews
Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 1,759 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Rhaegar T., Harry P.] Viserys T., Arthur D. - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,164 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Scraps by worldtravellingfly reviews
These are some of my unfinished story ideas/plot bunnies for Naruto/HP. Some of them are up for adoption, some not. (Fem!Harry) (AU!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,616 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Sakumo H.
Costume Shop by Nightowl445 reviews
"You're probably wondering how I got into the business of sewing elaborate costumes for Gotham's Rogues; I'll tell you one thing, it wasn't by choice, but I don't entirely regret it. It has made my life very... interesting. My life wasn't always this way of course; I had a normal life, until that day my boss got a call asking for a green blazer, and everything changed..."
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Bruce W., E. Nigma, OC
The Goblin Queen by phantom-lass reviews
Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Elrond, The Goblin King, Azog
The Grimoire by The Modern Sorcerer reviews
Not all things come to pass, some are buried so far beyond the public eye they seem like mere myth. Fate has decreed that these would never see the light of day. But We disagree, here are some of the missing links, the times that could have been, the futures that could unfold - once hidden, now revealed for all. This is the Grimoire of one Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 235,358 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P.
Moon Sword by sakurademonalchemist reviews
History isn't always as it's written. Serenity didn't exactly love Endymion, but she was willing to put up with him to keep her mother happy. Even if it meant not following her own heart. The attack was a blessing in disguise, because it gives her another chance to be with the man she actually loved. Now if only she could find a way to make the Senshi less embarrassing to watch...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Gilgamesh]
To Die for the Republic by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 153,318 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 2,203 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Path to Happiness by AriesOrion reviews
'For all she has given me, I can give her that in return.' Azaela Grace Potter made a deal, in exchange for her soul. And from that moment on, everything changes. What will change if the Savior of the Wizarding World met Dean Winchester during his stay in Hell, and gets sent to help Team Free Will by God himself? The balance will tip, but in whose favor? Gabriel/OC (Azaela)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel] Death, Chuck S./God
Soulmates by jokergirl2001 reviews
A love spell can be broken by one's soulmate, Lucy didn't believe that the salmon haired boy could be the one, but he just made her fall harder along the way. NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Happy, Lucy H., Natsu D., Robert - Complete
Just My Cursed Luck! by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED Female Harry! Roxy Potter just finished her second year at Hogwarts, when her relatives immediately take her with them to a hidden continent filled with Shinobi off of the coast of Japan. What could go wrong? With the Potter Family's cursed luck, the answer to that question is anything and everything. Pairings unknown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 7/21/2013
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Gentle Lady by Madame Baggio reviews
Susan Pevensie was left behind. At least that's how she felt for many years. But she rebuilt her life, she worked for a better world. But she wasn't forgotten, she stayed for a reason. But this reason is not on her time, it's on the future. She needs to travel there and meet the Kingsman. She needs to save this world, before she can meet her siblings once again.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - [Susan Pevensie, Merlin] G. Unwin/Eggsy, Roxy - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 788 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
It's a Girl! by ColorOfAngels reviews
Sometimes you make a family, sometimes you find a family, and sometimes it wanders in the back door when you're not paying attention. In which Tony discovers Darcy is his daughter, and Steve is never going to call him Dad. Tony&Darcy Steve/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,092 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Darcy L.
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
Reincarnation Deal with the Old Basterds by gridlocker reviews
Old Gods decide to reincarnate a spy turned scientist to tilt balance in North's favor. But, to keep the other God's satisfied they do it with a bit of twist. After all, Game of Thrones is just a big game to them. All for a good laugh.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,705 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 8/16/2015
Daughter of Flame by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Angel Potter, commonly called Harry by the idiots of the magical society, decides to take a gamble with her fate and uses a circle she finds in her mother's journal in hopes of finding her father. She just never expected to find love as well. Now her fate is intertwined with that of the Elric brothers, and she's finding a kindred spirit in the older brother Edward. Can she survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,377 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Harry P., Edward E.] Roy M.
Dauntless by Tsume Yuki reviews
Hariel Potter and Bucky Barnes have been travelling together for nearly a year now, and between dodging the remains of HYDRA, attempting to find lost memories and trying to figure out just what they are to each other, there's never a dull moment. Especially when they end up playing hero along the way. FemHarryxBucky, Sequel to Valiant (Some smut) DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
To Opt Out by Knife Hand reviews
Harry did not really notice the Marriage Law when it was passed as it did not affect him yet, but as his own deadline approaches, a revelation from a close friend makes him consider the third option… to opt out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Faerie Godmother by CaitlinNicDhiarmaid reviews
Being immortal, Maleficent decides to watch over Aurora's descendants. One in particular is exceptionally aggravating; he always manages to place himself into harms way. After fourteen years, she decides to step in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014
Master Pokemon mk2 - Electric Mewgaloo by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum has a secret he doesn't even know - that he is the Chosen One, personally created by Arceus to ensure the world survives its coming trials. That would explain why he's a Mew, though. Alternate titles: The Mew-Sical; Arceus Wanted A Nap; A Mew Beginning
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew, Pikachu
Death's Cold Embrace by Keidra369 reviews
Dumbledore had always said that death was the next great adventure. Harry wasn't going to let such a silly thing, like Tate being dead and his tendency to kill people, to get in the way. Because Harry loved Tate just as much as Tate loved him. Tate/Harry. Slash. Dark Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Tate L. - Complete
The Day and Life of a Suicidal Girl by KuroSora312 reviews
To the rest of the village the Yondaime was a kind and virtuous leader, but to Naru he was the monster under her bed, what's a kunoichi to do but get even? Fem!NaruXHarem ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,266 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 489 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Blue eyed Hyuuga by Fenix Maelstrom reviews
Byakugan! "Hey, Naruto..." "Yes, Iruka-sensei?" "You realize that you shouldn't be able to do that...right?" "Umm...no...I didn't know that..." "Yeah... Naruto?" "What is it, Sensei?" "Naruto...you're a Hyuuga..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
Wasting Time by MonaBee reviews
Sakura was not the type of person to linger over her own demise, but sitting at a dinner table with Itachi and Sasuke as her flesh and blood cousins she realises that perhaps her death should have been more thought out. Well, being an Uchiha instead of a Haruno couldn't be that bad, right? AU Time-Travel fic in which Sakura is totally screwed over. (5th chapter will become 6th)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,915 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Obito U.
Messenger of Hope by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Nozomi Kamikaze is the fastest Shinobi Courier in the Elemental Countries. But she leads a double life. Her birth name is Naruko Uzumaki, jinchuriki of he Nine Tailed Fox...and the summoner of the fabled Chaos Sages. But after the Academy Exam, Naruko says is enough is enough and finally leaves her life as Naruko for good. Now Nozomi is taking the Shinobi Continents by storm.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Naruko U.
A New Blossom by worldtravellingfly reviews
During Pein's attack on Konoha, a new flower blossoms. Or why certain Academy teachers and snails are great to have at hand when a crisis hits your hometown. (Fem!Harry, established relationship) [This is a T*. If you feel I should rate the story higher, please tell me so.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] OC, Iruka U. - Complete
Big Bang Lunacy by Risknight reviews
A collection of short stories inspired by my son's frequent insistence that we watch more Looney Tunes.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Sheldon C., Rajesh K., Penny
Just for You by Uchiha B reviews
"If you were male, Kagome," Kurama smirked at her flush, "I would make an exception just for you." IY/YYH, Kurama x Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Kagome H., Kurama M.] - Complete
Pain Pleasure by Uchiha B reviews
She was beginning to think that Yusuke really was a masochist, IY/YYH drabble, Yusuke x Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Kagome H., Yusuke U. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 270 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Identity Crisis by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Doctor's 'Twin', his clone. Left behind to take care of Rose while the original ran off back to the 'home' universe for more adventures. But a clone can't always replace the original, and Rose isn't satisfied with the Doctor's solution. Which leaves the question: what's a double to do when you half-human and half Time Lord, with the chance to start fresh locked? Go to the past!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Harry P.
Spies, Tasers, and Other Sources of Insanity by Selene Illusinia reviews
The story of how Clint, Darcy, and Phil all came to be roommates. And the ensuing insanity. Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson/The Cellist
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,735 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Black Widow/Natasha R.] Darcy L., Agent Phil Coulson
The Scarecrow's Secret by worldtravellingfly reviews
"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 764 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] - Complete
100 Ways to Kill a Doctor: Halloween Challenge by Jaycie Victory reviews
Halloween Challenge where writers are encouraged to create a story outlining the death of Doctor Leonard Hofstadter and/or Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler, thus stopping the deterioration of Sheldon and Penny forevermore. Based on Series 3 Episode 23, The Lunar Excitation. Early Shenny. This was so much fun :D Please bear in mind this was written tongue in cheek!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/9/2015
The Ramblings of a Warped Mind by Risknight reviews
A collection of TBBT sci-fi. None of these stories are connected. They are all AU. It started with one little story, but my mind likes to wander.If you have any suggestions for more topics, PM me. :)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 94 - Words: 93,326 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
100 Ways To Kill A Doctor : Problem Solved by Risknight reviews
Raj takes matters into his own hands.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Rajesh K. - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened In London by SilverRose422 reviews
In which Darcy's been keeping secrets and is snarky, the UK brothers are mad, Alfred is a supportive boyfriend, Loki knows everything, and the Avengers are confused.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 5/15/2014 - England/Britain, America, Darcy L., Loki
Adamantium by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Waking up on a train with no idea how he got there or why he was eleven again, Magneto finds himself thrown head first into the treacherous world of magic. Fortunately he's not alone, as familiar faces can be found even in Hogwarts, though apparently he wasn't the only one to suffer through puberty twice. Can he find a way back to his world...and will he want to when he does?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D.] Harry P.
Convention by Risknight reviews
Penny makes a surprise visit to a comic convention. Little does she know it's her who's about to be surprised.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny, Bernadette - Complete
100 Ways To Kill A Doctor : MONTE by Risknight reviews
I love Halloween. I love Halloween prompts. Here's my entry for the prompt sent to me by Dsnynutz.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Sheldon C., Rajesh K., Penny, Howard W. - Complete
Love Makes a Difference by fringeperson reviews
It is truly amazing how having a little love and understanding can change things so dramatically, even if some things never truly change. Taser Tricks, don't own, complete.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] Frigga - Complete
The Owl Princess by worldtravellingfly reviews
Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,546 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 6,244 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] Hedwig, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fairy Tale Syndrome by BunnyWK reviews
She moved to New York to get away from magic, curses, and spells! To bad magic had a way of finding her... in the form of a prince turned into a dog! She was needed to save the ten kingdoms? An evil step-mother? An glutinous wolf? Spells, magic, and mirrors oh my! All she could say was that after all this she had better get a happily ever after, this was just ridiculous!
Crossover - 10th Kingdom & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,041 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Wolf, Kagome H.
Fury and Flames by Tragic Melpomene reviews
Hermione and Harry died together in their own world and were reborn in a new one. The mysterious children of Stannis Baratheon are coming to court and with them magic and power that has not been seen in millenniums. After the death of Jon Arryn, everyone wanted to use them to further their own agendas, but no one expected the Baratheon twins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Runes and Seals by Stunning Sunset reviews
She was not fully sure she wanted to be there in the first place. Still, she would adapt and pretend she was a normal civilian to keep on the down low. Not that that would work among masters of deceit. She would eventually earn their respect even if she couldn't use their fancy jutsu or wasn't from a powerful clan. But even she couldn't guess how much of a difference she would make
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015
The Last Firefly of the Season by fringeperson reviews
It wasn't the first time he'd been defrosted for training purposes. It wasn't the first time he'd tried to escape his handlers. It was the first time he'd escaped with the person he was supposed to be training though.
Crossover - Firefly & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/19/2015 - R. Tam, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Helping Hands by Risknight reviews
Penny is in a lot of pain. Luckily there's a Texan willing to help her out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/17/2015
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Bombs, Businessmen and Blouses by Captain Rilee reviews
Joanna gnawed on her lip, attempting to keep up, "The Italian roast?" "You couldn't smell it?" She shook her head, "Lestrade is going to kill you and I'm going to watch…maybe even sell tickets." Sherlock's lips twitched, "We can split the fee." (femlock genderbent Joanna Watson at your service) *Small coda added as an apology for my hiatus, you people are LOVELY*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarab Locket by Blue-Starlight92 reviews
Set during the events of The Mummy, Sarah Daniels is Mr. Daniels daughter, and has managed to convince him to let her come along. When she becomes friends with Evelyn, she sinks in deeper into the legend than anyone could have realized. COMPLETE.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,309 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Heaven Forbid (You End Up Alone) by Wynter Spite reviews
"I can see ghosts of people long dead. I can see ghosts of people still alive. Ghosts of who people used to be. Ghosts of who they are inside." ON HIATUS until I get my mojo back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,263 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Team Seven
Old Friends by fringeperson reviews
Well of course they know each other. They have monthly card-games. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own. Gen.
Crossover - Hellsing & Looking for Group - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
A Word by fringeperson reviews
How it could have gone between Gabriel and Lucifer. Spoilers. Complete, don't own, one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
Forgotten Playlist by fringeperson reviews
Darcy is a creature of Playlists, and Bucky is an intense observer. One little Freudian Slip, and, well... Onehot. Don't Own. Complete. Ducky/Wintershock.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Surviving the Varia - A Hairdresser's Guide by Starchains reviews
'The Varia's Hairdresser' rewritten. After the war, Harry starts a comfortable new life as a hairdresser in a little Italian salon. He wasn't expecting the Varia to walk in and take an interest, turning his calm new life upside down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Harry P., Varia
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 6,717 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 4,382 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Of Conquerors and Barbarians by Risknight reviews
He is determined to conquer the Wild lands. She is determined to stop him. Who will prevail when a barbarian priestess squraes off against a ruthless conqueror?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Radiowaves by Risknight reviews
He listened to her every weekend. She was soothing. Mysterious. He felt like he knew her. He had no idea how right he was.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Silent Death by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A wrong turn after running away from his father and brother brings Sam a little too close for comfort with the darker side of heaven. Za'afiel, the Angel of Wrath, decides she isn't going to let her siblings bring the Apocalypse and strikes a deal with Sam. Now he's trapped between two worlds, his wrath stuck acting as the new warden to Silent Hill...
Crossover - Silent Hill & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Sam W.
Trading Yesterday by Shadowblayze reviews
Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,511 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 5,807 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Arcobaleno - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Chaos Hunter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Lord of Nightmares has made a bet with 'God' over the fate of humanity. Namely that of the Apocalypse and how to give his children even more headaches. Her contribution...Lina Inverse! Now Lina's stuck in a world without magic with only Xellos to keep her from blowing everyone up. Only she never expected to fall for a hunter who's slated to be Lucifer's meat suit!
Crossover - Slayers & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,112 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Lina I., Sam W.]
We Know by Zute reviews
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." The words awoke the scarred flesh on Nessa's back, setting her feet on a path to collecting a blood debt from her childhood. (AU This is NOT canon Skyrim. M-rating for a reason.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 185,004 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Arnbjorn, Astrid
Laugh with me, laugh at them by the Icelandic sheep reviews
Tyrion has a plan to exact a tiny revenge on his family, but he needs the help of his wife. Will she help and what will happen afterwards? Can they get through married life without killing each other, killing themselves or anyone else for that matter? Well, they could probably kill Joffrey... Rated T for swearing. AU, using both the book and the TV show. Spoilers for aSoS.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,104 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sansa S., Tyrion L.
Wizard's Law by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Olivia Benson never expected that her mother's family would ever contact her. Much less to take in a teenager who had suffered trauma in his old school! Now she's raising her cousin, a boy who wouldn't look out of place as one of the many people she had to deal with at work. The only catch? Her cousin is a wizard! Can Harry and Olivia learn to accept each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,046 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Harry P., O. Benson
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 4,974 - Follows: 4,520 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Shield Wizard by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A hero was NOT what he wanted to be after being turned into the Magical society's clean up wizard. He was far too jaded to be one anymore. So when he gets summoned to save yet another world from destruction, needless to say he wasn't pleased one bit. He knows where a hero's path leads, and he wants no part of it. Too bad they aren't giving him much of a choice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,047 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Harry P., Raphtalia, Firo
It's A Girl by Caitriona3 reviews
Do not mess with Darcy Lewis. She has one hell of a family. (Author's Note - I own nothing recognizable! At all! Disclaimer for all chapters.)
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson, Nick F., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Kidorui by Shivani reviews
Something that happened when Harry was twelve comes back to "haunt" him in his new home in Namimori, and it often says, "Lambo-san is here!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [Harry P., Reborn] Luna L., Lambo - Complete
The Danger of Missing Small Details by Erisah Mae reviews
Eggsy wasn't born with a silver spoon. He got something better. The rest of Kingsman take a while to catch on. Or: the one in which Eggsy is a god, Harry has some explaining to do, and Roxy and Merlin desperately need a scotch.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015
Secret Student by Shadow.of.Daylight reviews
Two scholarships were given out instead of one. However due to Kagome's poor health, she was kept a secret from the world. Now she is able to attend Ouran Academy. Even so, Ouran Academy has a big surprise for her that will make Kagome rethink her expectations of this school.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M.
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Chaos Unleashed reviews
It's the usual story with a new character. Another Con transported with the HG peeps, what Chaos will She unleash? my first posted story read or not up to the story surfers.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/19/2008
Kora: The Heroine of Time
What would happen to the story if Link were a girl? Who had a slight case of "ooh shiny" and sarcasm galore?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Link
Mix n Mash
story ideas that visit me at 1-3 in the morning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009
Chaos Leashed reviews
the things i couldn't fit into Unleashed
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009
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