Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?" "Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism." The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort. Jessica laughed nervously. "You're joking, right?" I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No." [Self-Insert]

When Edward left, Charlie described Bella's demeanor as if she had lost someone who had died. She soon finds out true pain of loss from death. In the wake of her grief, she rises from the ashes to take on their murderer. (Full summary inside) Part I: Complete (Bella,Paul,Jessica). Part II: In-progress (Bella,Paul,Jessica,Garrett).

Bella Swan is a normal 17 year old girl. That is until she witnesses a murder. To put off her demise she makes a bargain with a vampire that changes the path her life would have taken. Soon Bella finds her life and herself changing in unimaginable ways. A fun Twilight story geared for adults as we watch a very human but gifted Bella come into her own on the way to her eternity.

Bella Swan is living the life she's always wanted. It begins with her change into a vampire. Witness her seize her destiny, from a newborn into a fearsome warrior. Bella holds nothing back, loving every moment of her life. Finally, she meets her mate and together they embark on unforgettable adventures together, and the sex isn't that bad either. A fun positive take on Twilight

When Bella returns from Italy, shaken and still struggling to pull her life back together, the Cullens have to band together to save Bella. Fighting to overcome the internal struggles while a sudden disappearance throws everything into turmoil. Beta read until chapter 15. Warnings inside. Complete. Thank you for sticking with me, the entire remain of story has been uploaded.

The Cullens have returned to Forks but all isn't back to normal. What will happen when the Volturi arrive to assist with the fight and find Bella still human? Will Bella be able to love a Volturi?

Edward has left Bella and she took refuge with Jake. But he leaves her too, dying much too early, during the fight against Victoria. Years later in a small town on the other side of the country, 17-year-old twin siblings, Jake and Leah, wonder what vampires are doing in their peaceful town ... and one of those vampires wonders why these twins look so familiar to him. Bella&Edward

When all the familiar ties holding us to the world snap and we become untethered, it’s easy to feel broken and hopeless. But Bella and Jasper are learning that sometimes the greatest joy, the greatest love, the greatest freedom, comes from being unbound.

Bella went to save Edward, but realizes she's put up with way too much. Striking her own deal with the Volturi is just the beginning of her making her own decisions, better ones. Rated M in case a certain member of the guard decides to make their interests known.

"Oh my god! Jasper!" Jasper looked up automatically when he heard his name whispered, almost too quietly even for his super hearing. The new girl—Bella Swan—was staring at him with a shocked expression from across the Forks High cafeteria. AU Bella x Jasper, ExA

He came to Earth and stole my heart. He is seductive, dominate, annoyingly driven and above all, deadly. Falling in love with him was never part of the plan. But it feels so right, and wrong at the same time. Sometimes I wonder, if his heart beats for me too. MartianEdward x Human Bella. AU.

Alice has always been a firm believer in fate, even if it doesn’t always take a straight line. After the events in Volterra, Bella and the Cullens are faced with an uncertain future. Can Alice find a way forward for all those she loves? And can Bella take an honest look at her past to see that her future has been standing beside her all along? AU

When a forensic archaeologist is called to investigate an old grave site, he isn't prepared for what he finds. He unearths a long forgotten tragedy and the story of an unbridled obsession that consumed all in its path. This contains canon characters who go in very "uncanon" directions.

Re-Mastered/Reposted Version of the 'My Shit Hot Boots' Series of 3 stories as 1 complete story. She just wanted him to see who she really was. He didn't but someone else did. Now everyone knows she's a force to be reckoned with. Bella's P.O.V AU Bella/Garrett DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

Aspiring naturalist Melissa Westbrook appears to lead a charmed life but she is also a skilled liar. Determined to graduate and then disappear to college, she tries her best to not draw attention to herself. When she starts failing maths and accumulating suspicious injuries, the Cullens take an interest in her and all her secrets threaten to unfurl.

He lied and broke her trust. She saved him for old times' sake. She decides to remain in Volterra. In this love-filled story, Bella discovers what is it like to love without restraint, what is it like to be loved and be cherished by three wonderful and powerful vampires. She develops her gift and learns more about her family. Why Choose? The love between three males and one girl.

Bella finds an injured Caius and immediately helps him. What happens when he takes her with him. What happens when a mating bond occurs. Will love prevail or fail?

Home, a place where I can't go. The Cullen's left me with a target on my back and shortly after Victoria came back for me. She took Charlie away from me and I began my spiral until a certain red eyed vampire stepped in.

Where did twenty years go? I can't believe it's time for the Tournament again! Plus who in hell's name sent me these amazing boots? I think the clue is in the style, got to love those cowboy boots. Bella/Garrett DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

Werewolf-vampire Jasper bc I can and bc I wanted to.

An AU of New Moon in which for reasons beyond her comprehension a very unwilling Rosalie finds herself in Forks checking up on Bella and somehow ends up in Volterra trying to save Edward. Rosalie/Emmett pairings. NOW COMPLETE.

In this story, we follow the events of New Moon until Bella's birthday party, where it veers to an alternate conclusion. The characters begin to face mystifying conundrums and problems. They don't know that in order to protect the tribe, the Quileute Chief has accessed the ancient magic and it has overflowed, causing problems for humans and supernatural creatures alike.

This was his duty, a sort of memorial, for when the time came for his brother to fly back from his roost, he would be able to turn his head, robotically shaking from left to right, and pat him on the shoulder, to congratulate or console depending on the outcome. (post new moon, stalker!vamp!jasper)

Caius has lost his mate Athenodora. His foul moods forced Aro to suggest he take a vacation from his home in Volterra. While away, Caius meets a human woman who intrigues him. He hates humans. But she loves horses, and so does he. They indulge in a spark-ridden relationship. The big question is, can it work out?

Three thousand years is a long time to wait for one woman. As for Bella, her audience with the Volturi hasn't left her. Eclipse au. NSFW

When Demetri finds Bella alone in the woods, he instantly knows that she's his mate. Bella's heart, however, is broken by Edward. Will they get their happily ever after? (Rewrite)

AU. Another take on the events before/after Edward left Bella in New Moon.

Vigilante vampire, Edward Cullen, follows a different type of monster down a dark alley, but ends up finding more than he bargained for. Rated M for lemons. Started as a One Shot, but I've now extended it into a full story.

After her attack in Phoenix at the age of sixteen, and the re-occurring incidents, Bella moved to Forks with Charlie hoping to ascend into this town with a fresh start. All alone Bella has had to endure what she has become, now hoping to regain normalcy again. Though, little did she know that this town would bring out the reminder of what she now was, a life draining demon.

Ten years after her wedding, Angela Cheney is visiting her parents in Forks, and takes a little trip with her daughter Audrey Isabella to First Beach. What she learns there will rock the very foundations of what she believed possible, and will reaffirm her strong sense of spirit and the joys and wonders of being alive.

Set vaguely during Eclipse. Jasper is becoming increasingly more obsessed with the idea of sleeping with Bella. He will go to any lengths to achieve this goal. RATED M for language, lemons and smut. Oh my! SERIOUSLY ADULTS ONLY. (JAS/BELLA)

Take's place sometime after Bella, Edward and Alice return from Italy. What if the stress of Victoria, the Volturi and the guilt for having left Bella in the first place, caused Edward to say something cruel he never meant to Bella? How would Bella respond?

While out for a walk, Marcus of the Volturi finds an unconscious woman on the streets of Volterra. He almost leaves her there, until his gift forces him to bring her back to the Volturi headquarters.-Denara Nicolaos has not had the best year. Dumped by her fiance, a promised job in Italy doesn't exist, so what will she do after losing all she has? She needs a vampire to save her.

The Cullen's are exposed during a hunt one night while a young girl stumbles across them, running from her own nightmares and hoping to escape. Now the Cullen's have to decide if they get rid of her or let her expose them. Little did they know, Eve has known the Cullen's secrets for a long time now. Longer than anyone could have imagined, choosing to keep their secret and hers too.

I couldn't believe the news, my father was hurt. No, my father was injured by a teenage shapeshifter fighting an equally teenage vampire. I can't believe it, the supernatural in Forks of all places! Bella/Garrett DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

Bella Swan wasn't sure what part of, 'sure Edward, I would love to come to your house for dinner' became 'sure Edward, a dinner party with a group of vampires I don't know would be great'. While the girl had nothing against dinner or houses or even vampires at that point, she took great offense against parties. Bella Swan simply wasn't a party type of girl. For good reason.

Starting in 1987, Alice grew increasingly attached to an impending family member revealled in visions, altering us both before her humanity was discovered. In 2005 a nomad and his coven arrived, coveting Alice and began playing death games. It was my job to protect the family. As Maria had forged me into the perfect weapon, the only question was the cost to defeat them. *COMPLETE*

When Bella goes to save Edward in Italy she makes a deal with Aro. She will be turned or killed if there is any risk of exposure and she chooses Jasper to be the vampire to make sure that happens. But is it really Jasper in control? I don't own twilight. Jasper x Bella Previous name: Bella does not forgive Edward

One moment Bella was standing on the edge of the mountain, breathing in the fresh cool air, and then the next, Emmett was straddling her back and sledding down the mountain.

You know the song, you know the lyrics? Well if they so much as look at me sideways I'll walk all over them. Sequel to 'Puss In Boots, Thigh High Boots' Bella/Garrett DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

Bella might be the mightiest of all vampires, but she's being hunted down by the Volturi who want to use her gifts for their own purposes. She finds refuge at the Cullen's house, but with the threat of Aro, Caius and Marcus hanging over her head, she needs to do anything in her power to keep them safe... and she does have a lot. Gifted, Vampire!Bella, M for mild lemon, B/J

What if Bella's mate was in Volterra and met her on her ill-fated rescue attempt? How would her mate get past her fear and suspicion and hopefully find love eternal? Standard Disclaimers Apply.

Bella has gotten over the Cullens' leaving her and built a life for herself when suddenly she finds herself thrown back into the vampire world through acquaintance with "The Major" and his friends. Rated M this time to be sure. This one is actually finished and will be uploaded regularly. I would love to hear your feedback on it. ENJOY!

He was the Major, the God of War, and no one defied him, with the exception of his mate, Bella, who still reeling from the aftermath of a forced abortion and annulment, wants to go to the bookstore. In Port Angeles. Around humans. And she's a newborn. How will Major Whitlock deal with it? And Edward's in the distant background, causing trouble for the couple. Sequal to Nightfall.

Edward had always done what he thought was best for Bella, and this time was no different. He had to save her. Breaking Dawn AU where Edward decides to take away Bella's choice and the aftermath begins.

Jasper finds himself connected to Bella Swan, a human girl. He foolishly lets her go and she comes back to him damaged. Follow Jasper and Bella as they grow together as mates and as they seek to kill those who wronged them.

Three and half years after escaping from the mythological and heartbreaking world of Forks, Bella is moving on with her life. What happens when a mysterious stranger catapults her back into the world she so desperately wanted to leave behind? AU/OC/OOC.

Lies have a nasty habit of coming to light and Bella discovers them from those she trusts. What will she do? Who will she choose to believe in the future? Jasper/ Bella eventually but please have patience and enjoy the journey. Thanks to Katandjasper for her Beta work.

Life has not been kind since the Cullens left Forks and not only for Bella Swan. While her dreams crashed and burned and life now is one long struggle to keep going and pray for a miracle, Jasper is determined to exact revenge for his present predicament. The question is, will she survive becoming one of his targets and get what she is praying for?

A change is coming to the Vampire world. The General is an experienced warrior who wants to right past wrongs. Jasper is lost in his vegetarian family. All he wants is to find his mate, but who could love the infamous Major of the South. perhaps in order to find his the love he seeks he must first meet his equal.

Bella was abandoned by the Cullens. Left alone and afraid, who will be the one who returns to offer her comfort? Will she find safety in her protector or just another danger?

Marianne Carson is not normal. She has a secret that has her being hunted down by a vampire named Laura who wants to use her as a weapon. Ever since then, she and her parents have been on the run, using false identities and only staying in one place for a few months. When Marianne is sent to live in Forks, Washington, with her aunt and uncle, Marianne meets her supernatural mate.

Imagine one day you wake up in a totally different life. Instead of waking up in your everyday boring life you wake up as AnneMarie Charlotte Swan, fraternal twin of none other than Isabella 'Bella' Marie Swan. What would you do? Would you spice things up? Or would you let its course run? What would you do when a certain someone starts to get interested in you?

Tired and weary, Major Jasper Whitlock slips into a diner in Philadelphia, called 'Fate' Various P.O.V AU. J/B

Set between New Moon and Eclipse. Even though Bella as gotten over Edward. She still goes to Volterra to save him. Little does she know her mate is waiting there for her there. As well as one when she gets back home. Mature sexual themed. Slash/Poly RE-EDITED

When all you can see is darkness it takes innocence to see beyond it to the light. A terrible experiment leaves a man a monster of the worst kind but a child holds out the hand of hope in his darkest hour. A Christmas story for all my readers. J/B as always.

Those bastard's, I'll get them back for this if it's the last thing I do. How could I be so blind? I was just an object for them to fight over, neither actually wanted or loved me! Twilight AU

"She winked at me." Seven years after the Cullens left Forks, Jasper is led to find Bella, but very different and much less human than he remembers. AU/OOC, Jasper/Bella. M for a reason. My first fic, please be gentle. **Non-Canon Awards 2016 Nominee - Underfictionated & Best Bella/Jasper Categories** - Now Complete.

"It's amazing how one simple piece of jewelry can decide how one feels about one's place in the world." Bella looks through her jewelry, remembering how each piece became a part of her and how the lack of one reminds her that despite being immortal, she still doesn't belong. Can she find where she belongs?

Bella falls in love with the most unlikely person. Will he return her love and can they make it work? Will Edward's growing obsession bring on Bella's demise? Feral Carlisle. Rated M for future lemons. My first fan fiction. Please be nice! If you are under 18 please don't read.

EDITED Starts during Chap.3 of New Moon. Edward leaves Bella. Sam does not find Bella,someone else does. This is Jasper/Bella, Lots of profanity, adult situations. AU and more than a little OOC. JasperXBella

This is a Bella/Carlisle story. She has never met the Cullen's, she's in College she visit's Italy while on spring break. While there she meet's Carlisle, there is no Esme in this story and Edward is with Tanya. A little feral/dominating Carlisle.

Angela Weber comes from the small town of Forks where nothing exciting ever happens, but the arrival of a new family brings surprises. Why does she feel drawn to Edward Cullen and what secret is he trying to hide?

Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]

Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.

Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.

"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.