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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Okay, I'm back from my hiatus, not that anyone cares :D
So...new chapters sometime this week...yay?
(Just in case you have any confusion with the picture on the left, it's not Gaara+Hinata, it's Roy+Lilina. rofl.)
Hi, I'm just me.
Just pretty boring. (Ironic, considering I write humor)
And I like food, money, food, anime, food, Harry Potter, friends, food, writing fanfics that people don't read, and food
I hate jerks, whores, or ignorance. O and i also haet pplz hoo uze bad gramer or speling.
Favorite animes: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha. I sorta liked DBZ before it got out of hand and if Avatar counts as an anime, it's cool also.
Least favorite: Pokemon (duh), don't get me wrong, the games are alright. The anime is so bad that one mentally retarded kid in my school is the only viewer.
Sex: Why not?...I mean Male.
Age: What the longer leg of a right triangle would be if the shorter leg was the number of Trigrams in a Hyuga technique and the hypotenuse is the age required to get a Myspace plus the age required to drink, minus the age required to smoke (U.S.)
Favorite characters/Pairings: Hinata, Shikamaru, Lee, Rukia, Neville Longbottom (He's a BAMF :P)
Naruhina, Nejiten, Shikatema, ChoIno, Leeten, Sasusaku (why not?), Ichigo x Rukia, Harry x Ginny, Ron x Hermione
Least Favorite Characters/Pairings: Sasuke, Sakura, Kakuzu, Pain, Orochimaru, and all of the Malfoys
My writing: I've never made a spelling mistake in my entire life if I cared enough to actually check...so I guess that's a strength. Also, I can write pretty good humor, the occasional tragedy, decent action/fights, below-decent romance, and I guess that's it...
Interesting facts about me: I play the violin...like all Asian parents make their kids :P
I'm partially asexual (As in no interest of sex, etc)
I beat George Bush on the SAT's...in 8th grade. (590/670)
I normally write fanfiction at 4:00 PM, for absolutely no reason.
"Dattebayo! - Naruto
"Troublesome..." - Shikamaru
"I was lost on the road of life" - Kakashi
"N-N-Naruto-kun?! -faints-"...-Who could that be?
"You are within the range of my Divination...So get the hell out!" -A line I'm planning to use with Neji later
"This fight...is the mustard of your doom!" -Fawful
"About 1 in 4 people in America are retarded, and there's four of us, so Cartman, that means you're retarded." -Kyle
"You're not a man if you don't have a large penis" (or somethin like that) - Sai
"I'd kick your ass, but then my shoe would smell." -Unknown
Why I'm even writing this: I'm really bored.
And I just noticed: I write a hell of a lot better if I'm motivated, or if someone doesn't make me. I can barely pull off an A- for most school essays, even for topics I'm interested in...
My Current Fanfics:
The New Hokage: Chance of a Lifetime
I intended this fanfic to be action first, but then I switched to romance. After people laughed at the occasional humor more than they 'Aww!"-ed at the romantic moments, I decided to keep the romance and action attributes, but mostly make it a humor fanfic. Anyway, it's about Naruto and the Konoha 11 entering a tournament to see who becomes the next Hokage because even Tsunade admits she's too old! Naruto and Hinata start dating rather quickly, and Sakura gets pissed for some reason, so she tries to kill Hinata multiple times, epic-ly fails, and joins the Akatsuki after being sent to prison. And then there's the Hobo.
Part 1- The Tournament: 35 Chapters, finished.
Part 2- Naru/Hina Retrieval: Around 10 chapters, not yet started
Part 3- Naruto probably becomes Hokage, and possibly the destruction of the Akatsuki, more romance, and a (whacked out) ending: About 10 more chapters, not yet started or even thought about :P
-Note: Considering I have an author's block for this story, I'm updating my other story pretty quickly, and I have 3 projects at once in school, I'll probably update this once a week now, if I'm lucky.
Konoha Invades Fanfiction!
This is a fairly new humor-fic that's going pretty well... Yay me! But it's from an idea inspired by DtecnoKira, along with a few other writers I forgot the names of. Tsunade hosts an essay-writing contest, and the winner is decided by whoever gets the best reviews on a specific website. After choosing Fanfiction.net, everyone's shocked about the site to say the least. (Yaoi, Nejihina, rape, Nejihina, pedo, Nejihina, Yuri, and NEJIHINA!!) And what's unique about this one is that each character writes his/her own one-shot fic, in their own hilarious way. For example, Kabuto writes a less-than-appropriate yaoi.
Order of the Fanfics:
My Future Projects:
...I haven't decided yet. But the two chapters where I crossed over Naruto and Mario worked well so far, so I might as well do a Mario/Naruto crossover...And keep in mind, Naruto's only pairing will be Hinata. Nobody else! NOBODY!...Unless I'm drunk, which is highly unlikely.
Also: My OC's..
Age: Unknown, 25-35
Income: 4761 US dollars a year
Story: The New Hokage: Chance of a Lifetime
Description: This is a guy who appears randomly at the least expected times, where everyone tells him to go away. Fed up with this, he goes on a mission with Neji to save Tenten, and tries to betray some of the Konoha 11 to Lord Bowser-sama. However, this fails, as Bowser intends to use the Konoha ninja in his own plan and disposes of the no longer useful Hobo. But the Hobo conveniently discovers Hinata's fail-proof medicine, and he is cured. The Hobo later joins Akatsuki and becomes victim to even more Hobo jokes.
Oh, and one final word: Nobody actually needs spellcheck, they're just too lazy to check the dictionary