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Joined 03-16-08, id: 1526338, Profile Updated: 08-09-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Okay, I'm back from my hiatus, not that anyone cares :D chapters sometime this week...yay?

(Just in case you have any confusion with the picture on the left, it's not Gaara+Hinata, it's Roy+Lilina. rofl.)

Hi, I'm just me.

Just pretty boring. (Ironic, considering I write humor)

And I like food, money, food, anime, food, Harry Potter, friends, food, writing fanfics that people don't read, and food

I hate jerks, whores, or ignorance. O and i also haet pplz hoo uze bad gramer or speling.

Favorite animes: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha. I sorta liked DBZ before it got out of hand and if Avatar counts as an anime, it's cool also.

Least favorite: Pokemon (duh), don't get me wrong, the games are alright. The anime is so bad that one mentally retarded kid in my school is the only viewer.

Sex: Why not?...I mean Male.

Age: What the longer leg of a right triangle would be if the shorter leg was the number of Trigrams in a Hyuga technique and the hypotenuse is the age required to get a Myspace plus the age required to drink, minus the age required to smoke (U.S.)

Favorite characters/Pairings: Hinata, Shikamaru, Lee, Rukia, Neville Longbottom (He's a BAMF :P)

Naruhina, Nejiten, Shikatema, ChoIno, Leeten, Sasusaku (why not?), Ichigo x Rukia, Harry x Ginny, Ron x Hermione

Least Favorite Characters/Pairings: Sasuke, Sakura, Kakuzu, Pain, Orochimaru, and all of the Malfoys

My writing: I've never made a spelling mistake in my entire life if I cared enough to actually I guess that's a strength. Also, I can write pretty good humor, the occasional tragedy, decent action/fights, below-decent romance, and I guess that's it...

Interesting facts about me: I play the all Asian parents make their kids :P

I'm partially asexual (As in no interest of sex, etc)

I beat George Bush on the SAT' 8th grade. (590/670)

I normally write fanfiction at 4:00 PM, for absolutely no reason.

I go to this and this every once in awhile.

Favorite quotes:

"Dattebayo! - Naruto

"Troublesome..." - Shikamaru

"I was lost on the road of life" - Kakashi

"N-N-Naruto-kun?! -faints-"...-Who could that be?

"You are within the range of my Divination...So get the hell out!" -A line I'm planning to use with Neji later

"This the mustard of your doom!" -Fawful

"About 1 in 4 people in America are retarded, and there's four of us, so Cartman, that means you're retarded." -Kyle

"You're not a man if you don't have a large penis" (or somethin like that) - Sai

"I'd kick your ass, but then my shoe would smell." -Unknown

Why I'm even writing this: I'm really bored.

And I just noticed: I write a hell of a lot better if I'm motivated, or if someone doesn't make me. I can barely pull off an A- for most school essays, even for topics I'm interested in...

My Current Fanfics:

The New Hokage: Chance of a Lifetime

I intended this fanfic to be action first, but then I switched to romance. After people laughed at the occasional humor more than they 'Aww!"-ed at the romantic moments, I decided to keep the romance and action attributes, but mostly make it a humor fanfic. Anyway, it's about Naruto and the Konoha 11 entering a tournament to see who becomes the next Hokage because even Tsunade admits she's too old! Naruto and Hinata start dating rather quickly, and Sakura gets pissed for some reason, so she tries to kill Hinata multiple times, epic-ly fails, and joins the Akatsuki after being sent to prison. And then there's the Hobo.

Part 1- The Tournament: 35 Chapters, finished.

Part 2- Naru/Hina Retrieval: Around 10 chapters, not yet started

Part 3- Naruto probably becomes Hokage, and possibly the destruction of the Akatsuki, more romance, and a (whacked out) ending: About 10 more chapters, not yet started or even thought about :P

-Note: Considering I have an author's block for this story, I'm updating my other story pretty quickly, and I have 3 projects at once in school, I'll probably update this once a week now, if I'm lucky.

Konoha Invades Fanfiction!

This is a fairly new humor-fic that's going pretty well... Yay me! But it's from an idea inspired by DtecnoKira, along with a few other writers I forgot the names of. Tsunade hosts an essay-writing contest, and the winner is decided by whoever gets the best reviews on a specific website. After choosing, everyone's shocked about the site to say the least. (Yaoi, Nejihina, rape, Nejihina, pedo, Nejihina, Yuri, and NEJIHINA!!) And what's unique about this one is that each character writes his/her own one-shot fic, in their own hilarious way. For example, Kabuto writes a less-than-appropriate yaoi.

Order of the Fanfics:

1. Naruto
2. Sasuke
3. Sakura
4. Kakashi
5. Hinata
6. Kabuto
7. Lee
8. Itachi (Part 1)
9. Itachi (Part 2)
10.Itachi (Finale)
11. Shikamaru
12. I don't know.

My Future Projects:

...I haven't decided yet. But the two chapters where I crossed over Naruto and Mario worked well so far, so I might as well do a Mario/Naruto crossover...And keep in mind, Naruto's only pairing will be Hinata. Nobody else! NOBODY!...Unless I'm drunk, which is highly unlikely.

Also: My OC's..

The Hobo

Age: Unknown, 25-35

Gender: Male

Occupation: Hobo

Income: 4761 US dollars a year

Story: The New Hokage: Chance of a Lifetime

Description: This is a guy who appears randomly at the least expected times, where everyone tells him to go away. Fed up with this, he goes on a mission with Neji to save Tenten, and tries to betray some of the Konoha 11 to Lord Bowser-sama. However, this fails, as Bowser intends to use the Konoha ninja in his own plan and disposes of the no longer useful Hobo. But the Hobo conveniently discovers Hinata's fail-proof medicine, and he is cured. The Hobo later joins Akatsuki and becomes victim to even more Hobo jokes.

Oh, and one final word: Nobody actually needs spellcheck, they're just too lazy to check the dictionary

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15306 - Favs: 23,323 - Follows: 22,873 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside. Officially I created the original Himawari Uzumaki so I'm adding her to the roster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U.
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Demon in the Hyuga Clan by DarkSwordMage reviews
Hinata Hyuga is the Jinchuriki which contains the Nine Tailed Fox. This is Alternate Universe/Timeline, be wary of many spoilers if you aren't up to date with the manga...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 435,951 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15299 - Favs: 9,069 - Follows: 6,825 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Bikochu Mission Success by RasenganFin reviews
The Bikochu mission is a success Duh and Naruto is going to help Hinata with her family, and maybe spend MORE time with her from now on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Naruto Online: The Fanfiction Wars! by DtecnoKira reviews
HIATUS- What happens when Naruto characters begin writing their own fanfiction? Read and find out! But be warned, there's more to this story than that alone. Someone has emerged from the shadows to attack. Can the ninja rescue a kidnapped Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,129 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Oracle by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Fanfiction war! by dreamer789 reviews
It's a war! Whoever makes the best fanfiction wins! Wanna know more? Then read more buddy! This fic is so fun to write.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
I'm Sorry, But Do I Know You? by CartoonLover91 reviews
Hinata has been missing for three months without a warning. She has finally been seen in a near-by town. But when Naruto, Neji, Kiba, and Shino go to get her back. Something isn't right. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Useless by ranestar reviews
After Naruto's accident, almost everyone has deserted him. And only one person can help him become the strong man he once was again. NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,983 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9210 - Favs: 6,940 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinobi of the Hidden Village: Curse of the Kyuubi by samuraistorm reviews
What if Naruto wasn't just Kyuubi's container? What if he was the reincarnation of the monster? Would things turn out differently? Follow Naruto and his friends and find out as they make adventures, face enemies, and find love. Main pairing; NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,986 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Suicidal-kun reviews
Naruto at age 17 has retired from the Anbu to become a Jounin sensei, but when he is given a Hyuuga, a sadistic bandaged swordsman, and a fanboy, will Naruto wish he never left the Anbu or will he find a new family and even love? NaruHana maybe OCmoegi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Naruto & Hinata: The Angel & The Demon by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
Takes place shortly after Naruto&Hinata:True Strentgh Revealed.Naruto and Hinata are finally together,but many harsh obstacles await them involving The Kyuubi,The Hyuuga clan, Orochimaru and a dangerous secret about Akatsuki.Naruhina.More pairings coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Konoha Invades Fanfiction! reviews
Tsunade finds this peculiar website called Fanfiction Net and decides to hold a contest to see who can write the best oneshot. But what they don't know is all of the...pairings that will scar them for life. One fic per character, future Naruhina, Sakulee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U.
The New Hokage: Chance of a Lifetime reviews
Tsunade can't go on and Konoha needs a new Hokage. Naruto finally has a chance at his life dream! Also, with Sakura in mad fury, can Naruto's relationship with Hinata work? Naruhina, slight Nejiten, humor, and major Sakura bashing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,568 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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