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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hi! im Brittany.i live in California, I'm seventeen. i love music, art, writing, and painting. i like lots of bands and single artists for music but i also like soundtracks for musicals and stuff.

Definitely Wicked which is the best thing ever though i havent seen it yet damn but...i have a dog, a little brother, and a little sister, a mom and a dad blah blah blah haha. I'm starting to absolutely loathe Twilight which is sad and please dont hate me for saying that but ts true...i love the joker, not just being played as heath ledger rawr but as the cartoon and stuff except for that weird one where he has like huge hair ugh

well...i started writng when i was like ten and ive been doing it ever since! =) i absolutely love it and cant wait till i'm good enough to start a career writing but until then im happy sharing my work with all my adoring fans! love ya!!

Disclaimer: i do not own any of the stories/characters from the books that i write ff for. so please dont sue me!!

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Must Love Dragons by Wynter Nytes reviews
Sarah Beth Adams was your normal college student- that is, until one day, she discovered a dragon in her backyard. What's a girl to do? CW/OC Very AU, story was began a long time ago, before final book was out. New readers should be aware.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Charlie W., OC
Doggie Style! by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
Brian wakes up in the alleyway of some strange city--in a human body! And what's more, he's found and taken in by none other than Stewie--in adult form! And when sexual tension begins to mount, what's a poor dog to do? YAOI, LANGUAGE, LEMONS
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Phoenix Rising by Diva In The House reviews
House/Male OC. House returns to PPTH after his hospital stay, but he and his co-workers struggle with the changes he brings with him. He meets a young man who might help him find his way back. Contains slight S5 spoilers, male/male romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,421 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - G. House - Complete
Voyeurism At It's Worst by CayshaGriffin reviews
I didn't mean to see Batman and the Joker kissing, it just happened! Batman/Joker slash, slight OC voyeurism. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
Not Crazy by Batsy122 reviews
Just misunderstood... Joker wants to prove himself by any means necessary. Rated T with occasional M. male/male relationships, so stray from this if that's not your thing
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
The Date by seditionary reviews
Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Freak by Riku Evans reviews
Troy has always known that he was a little different, but he didn't know just how different until the new kids came to town. SLASH Troy/OMC Ryan/OMC
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Troy B.
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Right by Envious Writer reviews
"So, Brucey…" Bruce flinched, "What made you seek me out, on a beautiful night, drunk...?" "I… I needed to see you… to see someone who… who might be able to help me…"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Joker by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Title pretty much explains everything... just a poem I wrote a while back about the loveable Clown Prince of Crime. Reviews are appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Joker - Complete
Joker's creed by Sugary Snicket reviews
A Joker couplet that my brain ejected. Apparently, that's how my brain works best - here, Sugary. Take these random lines and make something out of them. XD
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Legendary, Laughing Nightmare by Sugary Snicket reviews
A Joker limerick. You expected anything less from me? XD
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Eyes of a Bat, a Jester, and a TwoSided coin by Sugary Snicket reviews
A set of three little poems for the little trifecta of main characters in The Dark Knight. Stop me if you've heard this one - a bat, a clown, and an attorney walk into a room...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Save Him by CayshaGriffin reviews
Can Bruce save the only part of the Joker that's saveable? Slash, Dark Knight/10 Things I Hate About You crossover.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Through The Rain by moski-bob reviews
katie is new to forks, and when she finds a dog in a storm she takes him inside. When she wakes up there's no dog, but there is a really hot guy. a werewolf? could she be in love? and does the thing in the forest with purple eyes pose a threat? SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,881 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
In the Face of the Storm by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Poetic ponderings on why everyone's favorite killer clown has such a frenzied following of fanatical females.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Joker - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kazutaka by Jollyolly reviews
Muraki's first birthday w/Tsuzuki. A fluffy ficlet.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
The Sweetest Name by Jollyolly reviews
Muraki and Tsuzuki relaxing after their last adventure. A bit of fluff.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Understood by AtomicTwilight reviews
It had always been there, but only now understood. BatmanxJoker oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
What You Do To Me by Jollyolly reviews
Another facet of their relationship is discovered when an outside force threatens to tear them apart. A MurxTsu fic.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 144,893 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Part of the Plan by xXPotterFreakX reviews
A poem from the Jokers pov when he's talking to Harvey Dent in the hospital.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Edward Scissorhands: The Snow Angel by Emochan reviews
Crystal has been dreaming of the dark man with scissorhands. Was her grandmother right about him? After finding out for herself, new events take place and fear once again controls the people of the town. Will Crystal and Edward survive? Read and Review!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Through your eyes by sweetsnake reviews
Claire Laurel, the new DADA teacher at Hogwarts finds herself attracted to the man nobody loves, but does he return her affections? After all, she is blind. Dangerous adventures unfold as the pair find themselves in complicated situations. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 157,046 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected Help by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
When Mort Rainy's sister, Elektra, convinces him to house her best friend for a while, he must find a way to keep Shooter at bay, and his past a secret from her. However, Nicky Verona is not all that different from himself.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,506 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Her Story by Redrose120 reviews
Paul's imprinting story told in some different POV's, but mostly in the voice of his imprint; Tara. Her story, and how she feels about all of this. yeah, I suck at summaries, I know. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,883 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Paul
Severus Snape and the Janitor's Assistant by TwoCrazyGirls reviews
Art is bad at magic. She never went to Hogwarts as a student, too afraid that other students would make fun of her. Now she has another chance to see Hogwarts, but this time as its janitor. On her own, she finds strange, unexpected company in odd places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,275 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Grew Up Around Boys by Xtreme619 reviews
What would happen if the Curtis brothers had a sister? A 14 year old sister who gets into as much trouble as Ponyboy. Read and find out! R&R, please! NOTE: I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13-15 YEARS OLD. I WOULD LOVE TO GO BACK AND EDIT IT TO MAKE IT MORE MATURE, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME. PLEASE TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION WHILE READING! Thank you
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Johnny C., OC - Complete
Alice's Idea Of A Sleepover by arebeltotheidea reviews
Alice gets board with being by herself while Bella's in the house. She drags Bella to her room and they build a 'cubby' in which, they discuss some pretty normal things... The boys see it in a whole different light! Nothing is what it seems... ONE/SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Game We Play by Dark Jester reviews
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Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Sin City Sinners by My-Bella reviews
Off shoot of My First Year as a Cullen. Edward, Emmett & Jasper head to Vegas for brotherly bonding. The City of Lights has no clue what's about to hit! Rated M for questionable language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life by Emerald Imagination reviews
A girl pines for something more than her average life. She didn't expect Jack Sparrow. COMPLETE! Originally Expect the Unexpected. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,800 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006
My Valentine by Jollyolly reviews
Yes, VDay has passed, but I couldn't resist! Muraki & Tsuzuki further their budding relationshp, meeting challenges along the way. MurxTsu
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Dangers of Drinking by HotCrossPigeon reviews
Jack gets into some trouble in Tortuga, and it's not the usual kind! He really should have watched his drink... Just a funny poem about Jack and his drunken mishaps...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
No Return to Innocence by ViolentRoses reviews
What happens after Tsuzuki loses the poker bet and Hisoka is not there to save him? boy x boy yaoi extremely voilent dark sexual themes! rated M for a reason. MurXTsu pairing!... a must read for Tsuzuki and Muraki fans! a Lemon last chapter up !
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Why none of the cast of PotC will go out with me by LadyBootstrap reviews
Yet another short poem by me. This one's a bit more lighthearted though. The title explains it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6143 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Sugarcoated Redo!
Sugarcoated!After I read Sugarcoated I fell in love with Stefan. Claudia gets booted out of her own story and I come in to win the heart of one bloodthrirsty murderer. Can I make Stefan fall in love with me? Will I fall for him? StefanOC!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,026 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Change my mind reviews
Draco saves Hermione and that leads them onto an adventure of emotions. Can Hermione change her mind about Draco and can Draco change her mind? AU DMHG FLUFF! dont read if you want lots of action. dracoxhermione 4ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A werewolf baby? reviews
Sequel to A Wounded...dog?. Crazy Lin is back! And this time she's got some company! How will Lin cope with her anxiety about the baby? Will the baby be a shape shifter? Answers and more inside this marvelous story of growing up and parent hood
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Seth
A wounded dog? reviews
Lin is alone in her life ever since her brother passed away. what happens when she finds a wounded...dog? will the next morning hold suprises for her? will she find true love?sethxoc
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,771 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Seth - Complete
Love Eternal reviews
Sequel to Loveless till now. Mike is a vampire! how will he deal with his new life and new love? Will there be trouble? adventure? loss? read and review mike P.O.V mikeXGwen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Mike
Night Games reviews
The Batman and Joker have a fun night together! established b/j dont like dont read!review! no flames!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Loveless till now reviews
Gwen is on the run from the Volturi. she runs away to the cullens, where she meets Mike Newton. will Mike finally get the girl, and will he be able to handle the fact that their not the same species? mikexoc R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Mike - Complete
Bella and the Boys reviews
Bella is left all alone with the three Cullen sons! oh no whats going to happen next? first fan fic R&R! please and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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