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Joined 03-16-08, id: 1526418, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I haven't been on this thing in years...

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Blue Babes and Bad Boys by ThySarah reviews
Bella,Alice and Rosalie, have been friends forever. When they started high school, they decided to be known as the Blue babes. They are famous for wearing their blue jackets everyday, gorgeous, they're attitude. Every girl wishes to be then, and every boy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,736 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Tainted Love by indigenousbleu reviews
After leaving with Edward. Bella has a child. She is turned into a vampire. 17 years later she comes back to Forks with her vampire daughter. But she finds out that Jacob is her teacher and she's dating his son. R&R.Better then sounds- TEMP HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Alice
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Princesses by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very... interesting discussion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
snow white queen by kingdomskeys reviews
[Rosalie] This is not the life I would have chosen for myself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
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Things the Cullens Cannot do! reviews
Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice...and more to come soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
My Immortal reviews
A songfic ch1 My Immortal-Evanescence 2-The Truth About Heaven 3-What Hurts the Most by Rascall Flats 4-That's What You Get 5-Hear Me 6-That's what you get7/8-Pain 9-Angels 10- Sally's Song 11-Addicted 12-I kissed a vamp i own nothin but the changes i mak
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Numb reviews
Bella has a very abusive husband. One night, after she is nearly beaten to death, she goes to the hospital. What will happen? ch 3 up! I. DON'T. OWN. TWILIGHT. unfortunately.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella
Flying hearts reviews
Bella is a tough girl with a mysterious past. Can the new boy Edward get past her shell and can Bella forgive to love again? And what about Rose, who Jasper abandoned to his gang 3 years ago? All human so far The awesome Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008