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Hi everyone. My name is Kristy and you are on my profile. YAY!

I have brown hair and green eyes. I love to read and write, but am also supper obsessed with music. I play the flute and guitar. I don't really have a favorite type of music because I listen to it all.

Some of my favorite books are Twilight, Harry Potter, A Door Near Here, Bar code tattoo, Prom nights from Hell, I'd tell you I love you but then I'd have to kill you, a ton more but i wont bore you with all of them, and even some on here. I know there not actual books, but some of the things people write on here are truely amazing.

Some of my favorite bands are THE BLAQK YEAR, 3 days Grace, AFI, Rise Against, Nickleback, Greenday, Sum41, Busted, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Panic at the disco, Fall out Boys, All American Rejects, Trapt, Simple Plan, My Chemical romance, Nightwish, bowling for soup, Blink182, flobots,3OH!3, Reel big Fish, Matchbox 20, Rascal Flats, FOO FIGHTERS, We the kings, Taking Back Sunday The Used, New Found Glory, and more. oh yes, there's more...mMWAHAHA

Theme songs of my life:

Bella, Alice and Rose's car, but bigger:

Jasper's car:

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall. xox.M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t.xox, xXM'n'MXx

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

have you ever been hurt because you daydreaming,if you have copy and paste on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up, but it was fun'

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit


Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

News from the file marked "DUH":

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

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Faliure for Sanity by twilight-harrypotter-reader reviews
Bella is the lead singer of a band called Faliure for Sanity. She hasnt seen Edward for 10 years..what happens when Bella& the band go to the photo shoot where the photographer is..... All Human!.....BXE AXJ RXEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4995 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
DJ Bella by Get Bent reviews
Bella has moved into Forks with her 2 brothers Emmett and Jasper. Meeting 3 skool preps cough Alice Rosalie and Edward cough can school take the shake? Can Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,640 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Likes High School by causealittletrouble reviews
Edward is the new guy in town and all the girls want "to get to know him". Bella is the hottie of the school. Can these two find love or will a secret from Bella's past keep her from being able to opening up and feel again? All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Perspective by Ms. Topaz reviews
Bella is deaf. BPOV. How can it be that Bella cannot hear Edward's velvety voice? Intrigue! I was born deaf...this is my normal. How would you respond if I asked you what it was like to feel or taste?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008
AU: Raindrops by serving.ashton reviews
SEQUEL to AU: StarCrossed... Edward and Bella are together, and at a new school, but their bright future may turn into a storm from their pasts that may destroy them. Rated M... just in case T for now .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,763 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Hello Mother, Hello Father by CarterSouthie reviews
This is a recorded greeting from some girl at boarding school --not me-- to her parents. It’s to the tune of Camp Grenada. It's my attempt --Keyword:attempt-- at humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7773 - Favs: 9,387 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Forever? Not revised by VonThunder reviews
When Edward moves to Forks Bella is crushed. Even though they stay in touch, Bella feels like Edward isn't telling her something. When Bella's mom dies in a car crash, it's off to Forks too. Who's the Player with bronze hair? AU -NOT the revised version!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flyleaf by COMMA OF THOUGHT reviews
Edward is a player. Bella has had a hard knock life and is the lead singer of the band Flyleaf. Put these two togather and you have a hell of a story! ALL HUMAN. T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
Bella, Wait! by Fruitey reviews
Bella Swan's life hasn't been the same after the song "Bella, Wait!". After she breaks up with Jacob, he writes the song that suddenly makes her famous. All Bella wants is to be normal and maybe score a date with cutie Edward Cullen--but how? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
When You're Gone by danger powers reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. A year later, he is shocked to see Bella's music video. Turns out she's a superstar. What happens when the Cullens show up at one of her concerts? EdwardxBella R&R AU and a little OOC. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Soccer Girl by Awalnut62 reviews
What if Bella were sporty and had a secret life that no one but her family knew about? Constructive critism is welcomed. AH, OOC ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Bella, Edward
Fearless Twilight by ecrivain inspire reviews
Takes place in NY before the series begins. On a walk to clear his head, Edward sees a man stalking a girl. He goes to help, but what he finds is only the beggining of a series of shocks that make up the life of Gaia Moore. Better than it sounds. GxE/GxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4265 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
You're a Vampire? by BeautyXBlessedGuard reviews
[Role Reversal] Edward's the human and Bella's the vampire. What will happen when these two meet? Will their love survive the many problems they face? See what happens in this twisted tale of love and vampires! ExB, AXJ, EXR, CXE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Wolfsong by Emberling reviews
Bella Swan falls in love with Edward Cullen. The only problem is, Bella Swan is a werewolf. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,896 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
AU: StarCrossed by serving.ashton reviews
AU about Edward and Bella. Both are vampires, and Edward's coven is moving to Forks. However, there are some complications that cause trouble for Bella and Edward. Sucky summmary, sorry. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight, or the characters, etc. ExB R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,637 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
What to Do? reviews
Bella got changed, came back to Forks, and now is wondering what she should do now that she's a vampire. here's what...please read and comment :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008