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Joined 01-16-22, id: 15275239, Profile Updated: 06-27-23
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi people!

I like Harry Potter and Percy Jackson

I love Harry Potter and Percy Jackson

I'm mostly gonna write about Harry Potter.

And like any other person I enjoy some good fanfic every now and then.

I'm going to school so my updates will be terribly infrequent.

pm me if you want the Harry Potter series through any other perspective, like the one I did with Lord voldy and/or if you have any good oneshot idea.

love,

demiwitch7

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Wish Granted by Fairywm reviews
Ron wishes that Harry Potter never came to Hogwarts. Everything changes. Watch as Harry comes to Hogwarts not being the boy they all thought he should be. The Boy-Who-Lived is a bit of a dick. A bit crackish. A bit angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/16/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Silent Warrior by finalwarrior24 reviews
Olympus has betrayed their savior. Now with a forgotten curse and a vow of silence he reigns terror through the pit under Athena's watchful eye as she studies him. But what happens when they want him back?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Percy J.
Harry's Private Army by Fairywm reviews
Harry is bored, so he creates a small army of household pests he found in Grimmuald Place. Just how much did the horcrux change them? And what will they do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,400 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/23/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gone Fishing - Writing Post Cards by Ebenbild reviews
There's a *sirius* situation taking place in Azkaban. The wardens see just one way out of imminent insanity: they ask the Minister for sick leave. In Azkaban, it has always been a one-against-all mentality, now, there can be only one - either the wardens or Sirius Black. Sadly, it seems as if the Black insanity is winning. Crack. AU! Sirius in Azkaban story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,075 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/16/2023 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., Cornelius F.
Why to Sort a Student is a Horrible Job by Ebenbild reviews
The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,981 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 4,362 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S., Sorting Hat, Founders
Divination for Dummies by venomousbarbie reviews
When a tell-all by Rita Skeeter reveals Ron Weasley is in fact a Seer, Draco Malfoy offers him a consulting position at his company. Neither of them really believes Ron can actually predict the future, of course, but what's the harm? The money's good and Malfoy needs the publicity. Right? It's too bad Skeeter turns out to be at least somewhat correct.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2023 - Published: 10/30/2023 - [Ron W., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Pansy P.]
A Dream Is A Fic My Mum Creates by Ravnstein reviews
Severus Snape is forced to accompany the Queen of England in order to learn the meaning of 'fun'... (AU) - (CRACK-FIC) - (NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2023 - Sirius B., Severus S., OC - Complete
Professor Dungeon Bat by LordCroussette reviews
For the first time in Hogwarts history, students are allowed to put on costumes for Halloween. So Harry use the opportunity to mess with his least favourite potions teacher. Hermione, exasperated, start planning her boyfriend's funeral. / Written for the HMS Harmony After Dark event.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/2/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Unsung Hero by DashFnanz reviews
Harry is an oblivious dumbass, and his suitors are horrifying. Ron, of course, comes to the rescue. Except for the one time he doesn't. 3 times Ron decides to step in, and the 1 time he doesn't need to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2023 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M.
Spiders Make Good Friends by Fairywm reviews
Harry made friends with the spiders in his cupboard as a child. This led to him making friends with some really cool people on the train. And on his way to becoming a Magizoologist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,854 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/7/2023 - Published: 8/27/2023 - Harry P., George W., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Fake It Till You Make It by vlad the inhaler reviews
The Complete Histories of Lord Hadrian James Potter-Peverell-Black of Gryffindor-Slytherin and Lord Ronald Bilius Weasley-Prewett-Dumbledore of Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw. Harry/"multi". Ron/"multi".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,022 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/5/2023 - Published: 8/23/2023 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
the rendezvous by wildthingsthings
Remus moves to Blythwood Falls. After going on a horrendous date, he gets an interview at a local coffee shop. Little does he know the owner is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,751 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2023 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The New Arrival by Satsuma47 reviews
There's a new painting at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2023 - Argus F. - Complete
Ghosts (Or How Nearly Headless Nick Saved Britain) by stevem1 reviews
AU from First Year. When Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, Knight of the Garter and the Gentleman Ghost of Gryffindor Tower, discovered a frustrated Harry Potter struggling with his History homework, honor demanded that he take action. He had no idea that his good deed would change the course of history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 197 - Published: 5/13/2023 - Harry P., Nearly Headless Nick
They're Not All Evil revised by Fairywm reviews
Harry and friends sit Ron down and explain that not all Slytherins are evil. They use something not all wizards have... logic. Will it work?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/2/2023 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B. - Complete
you only break when you take the bend too far by arcane illusions reviews
One of these days, Antonin is going to hand in his resignation, because this is...way, way above his pay grade. Drapple crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2023 - Draco M., Antonin D. - Complete
Erised Fosnoit At Pmetkra Deht by Murkatroyd reviews
Men could waste away before the Mirror of Erised. So, too, could children, and it wasn't just Harry Potter who arrived at Hogwarts that year with a desire that could never be satisfied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2023 - Theodore N., Mirror of Erised - Complete
The Perils of Paralells by Nargled reviews
The Prophecy says we need a Harry. We don't have one... AU fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2023 - Complete
Dead To The World by Ebenbild reviews
"You know, if I get the chance and find an idiot I will tell him a bunch of lies about vampires so that he can write a book. And I'll tell him my name is Sanguini. Just Sanguini, because between you and me - Ana isn't quite the right name for a big, bad vampire–" This is Anastasius Sanguini's story ( based on my story "Basilisk-Born"; can stand alone but contains major spoilers).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,671 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/28/2023 - Published: 9/14/2021 - Harry P., Sanguini, Eldred W. - Complete
The Problem with Potions by Fairywm reviews
Something went wrong with the revival ritual and now Voldemort feels parental towards Harry. This in no way make Voldy a nice man. Just less inclined to hurt Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,552 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 12/1/2022 - Published: 10/22/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Through Names by Pearlness4700 reviews
"You are not magical or extraordinary or special, but your daughter is. Hermione is a witch, a fighter, a survivor, and so much more than you will ever know." A brief character study through names.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2022 - Hermione G., Mrs. Granger - Complete
Come Let the Truth Be Shared by miffi
Remus has a question he's been dying to ask for 25 years. The answer might just surprise him. (Snupin / SSRL)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2022 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Microwave by Loads of Randomness reviews
Inspired by TFR's Hallowe'en Writing Prompt #4 "Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?" "What? I need to heat up the potion." "In the microwave?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2022 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P. - Complete
Death of Wizarding Britain by gredandforgerock reviews
After Harry defeats Voldemort in the Great Hall at Hogwarts he's hit with a killing curse. Unfortunately, it doesn't kill him immediately, instead it's a slow excruciating process that lasts the next few months. After he's gone, Hermione leaves Britain for good. AU, no romance
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/22/2022 - Published: 10/20/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Medium Between Life and Death by NinjaPandaScholar reviews
There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 260,461 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 9/17/2022 - Published: 12/2/2021 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] Rubeus H., Poppy P. - Complete
Unexpected Revelations by NitwitOddmentBlubberTweak reviews
To most people, it's common knowledge that Mr. D hates demigods. But Percy doesn't believe that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2022 - Dionysus, Percy J. - Complete
Hidden truths by swamygliders reviews
In the depths of the dungeons of Hogwarts, a school for witchcraft and wizardry, there was a dour man teaching his least favorite class of the day, fifth year potions. It was only his least favorite because of the amount of cauldron melting dunderheads in it. In particular, a defiant raven hair brat known as Potter. However, on this day, the Potter brat held a mystery...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/6/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Would He Have Done Well in Slytherin? by Estel POI reviews
What if Harry hadn't know of Slytherin's dark reputation when he put on the Sorting Hat? What if he had let it sort him into Slytherin? If you ever wondered how a life in Slytherin would have changed Harry's relationship with Snape, or if Harry would've opposed Voldemort from Slytherin house, read this. "You would have done well in Slytherin." - The Sorting Hat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2022 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Monkey! More Muggle Music! by Qoheleth reviews
A conversation about pets takes a turn for the surreal when Luna gets involved. ("There are bumblebee-sized, opera-whistling monkeys in Switzerland?" "If you know where to look.")
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2022 - Luna L. - Complete
How Molly Weasley Saved Britain by stevem1 reviews
AU starting the summer before Second Year. Molly Weasley is a bit more attentive and proactive, changing the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/15/2022 - Published: 4/9/2022 - Harry P., Albus D., Molly W., Bill W. - Complete
Witches Are Witches Do by MaeglinYedi reviews
Grindelwald cast a terrible curse that drastically reduced the number of witches born. Harriet Potter is raised in a very different kind of world where she is expected to marry at least three wizards. Harry finds it difficult enough to decide who she should marry when she accidentally attracts Minister Riddle's undivided attention. Part 11 of Subverting Tropes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/13/2022 - Published: 7/28/2022 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Regulus B., Severus S.]
Hogwarts Intelligence Network by PadyandMoony reviews
Dumbledore and the rest of the staff are surprised by more than just Harry's name coming out of the Goblet. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/1/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Conditions of Need and Valour by Ebenbild reviews
"This is suicide," Severus whispered to himself. "Only a Gryffindor would jump into a frozen pond." What has the world come to that Severus will have to do the same? Based on HP7 canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2022 - Severus S., Phineas Nigellus - Complete
A Grave Decision by Ebenbild reviews
Petunia, unlike Lily, listened to the stories their mother told them when they were little. The magical world already got part of her family. When Lily dies, Petunia decides that she won't give it more. "We are leaving." Good Dursleys! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/20/2022 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Bushy Haired by Ebenbild reviews
"Did you know that using Manegro every morning doesn't make you prettier, Granger?" Malfoy is making fun of Granger every morning since they learned about the Manegro Potion. Sometimes, it's hard to stand up to a bully - especially when he has the backing of a teacher. AU! Takes place in HP4, before the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/20/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Hogwarts B and B by Story Please reviews
Severus is a vampire! Hermione is a cryptozoologist! Dumbledore runs a haunted B&B in his Scottish Castle, and he's throwing a party. Will Hermione find herself pranked by a poltergeist or have her ankles ravaged by a were-weasel? Anything is possible at the Hogwarts B&B!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2022 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
A day at the Burrow by Nova Frogster reviews
Draco goes to the Burrow for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2022 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fancy a Lift? by CartographerLinguistPlumber reviews
Arthur's waiting for his fiancé at the altar when he realizes he can't go through with the wedding. That leaves him with only one option: Run. He just didn't expect to take off with a cute stranger when he did. Merlin/Arthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2022 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Friend for Severus by AtlasNinja13 reviews
After an unfortunate incident involving a Gryffindor student, Minerva McGonagall decides to take revenge on Severus Snape. Unfortunately for Severus, Minerva is rather good at taking revenge... and convincing Albus to go along with her wicked schemes. Severus, however, maintains that he did not deserve this torture. Why should he be forced to socialize with his colleagues, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2022 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M., Sybill T. - Complete
Death's Mistress by emma.wolf94 reviews
Scarlett Potter vanquished Voldemort and won the war, but felt dead inside ever since. After being murdered by muggles, she finds out what the title of Mistress of Death really means and uncovers the many benefits that come with it. Starting again in a Universe where Grindelwald is the Dark Lord that killed her parents, what will Scarlett do differently? AU DarkFemHP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,063 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/29/2022 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Aurors & Veela by TIGERSAGE reviews
POST DH. March 2000. Ron has a rare day off, but instead of relaxing he is contemplating Violence, against the Daily Prophet. Ron is hopping mad. Harry cant stop laughing as Ron feels what it's like to be in His best friend's shoes. HG/RH. Harry Ron Friendship fic. Minor foul language. Rated K plus just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Enough is Enough by Gin110881 reviews
Enough is enough. It's time to put Fred and George in their place. Written for the SIYE Prank Wars Challenge (2022-2)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2022 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Day Voldemort saw the Grim by SparksSky122 reviews
A very short oneshot about a day where Voldemort saw the grim (aka Padfoot) and had...strong feelings about it. Aka - "Who knew the dark lord was scared of dogs?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2022 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
101 Ways to Deal with Dolores by gredandforgerock reviews
It took a runty giant and a herd of centaurs to get Dolores Umbridge out of Hogwarts, but she wasn't gone. She lingered like bad breath or gas. How many ways could she have gone? 101, Dead or alive, any time frame. Some are more realistic than others, which are just ridiculous. Eventually 101 Chaps. Expect anything. No posting schedule.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/22/2022 - Published: 2/19/2016
The Perfect Prefect by MaximumDragonEnergy reviews
Arthur thinks his sister's boyfriend is the perfect prefect until an enlightening game of never have I ever makes him realize that Merlin's reputation is far from accurate. This story contains no actual Harry Potter characters except mention of Dumbledore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2022 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
To Conquer Love by AtlasNinja13 reviews
When Voldemort learns of a misleading prophecy, he formulates increasingly desperate schemes in order to 'conquer love' and defeat Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/27/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Forgotten Power by Corwalch reviews
It said what if the Power he knows not is not "Love" but the power of the "Yawn". This is a crackfic. I hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/20/2022 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Songs and Occlumency by LOBlack reviews
Turns out, there is more than one way to keep a dark lord out of your mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2022 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Know What They Say About Wizards with Long Noses by CandyMan9 reviews
Witch Weekly new piece in the adult section of their magazine causes chaos in Hogwarts. Girls all over the school are intently watching for the signs. Hormones and reddening cheeks make for good gossip. And who fits the description almost perfectly? Curiosity turns into obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2021 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Lavender B. - Complete
Because :) by Reliyc reviews
In which Crookshanks is a sweetheart, Hermione is pissed and Malfoy needs to hold up a sign-board?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M., Crookshanks - Complete
Draco Malfoys emotional tries and tribulations by hbsj reviews
Dramione Dabble! How will Draco react when Hermione is pregnant with their first child? Is it even possible for him to take it in stride? A cute short and very fluffy story with a verse-like structure, written entirely from Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Flyboys by Misdemeanor1331 reviews
Harry gets arrested, Theo bails him out, and a bigot's life is ruined.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Icarus Improved by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy had a mission: He was going to kiss the sun. In his defense, he actually knew the sun was a hot blonde. He just didn't know how else to contact Apollo, aside from learning how to fly. Apollo/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/28/2021 - [Percy J., Apollo] - Complete
Ghosts and Geists by Gremlin23 reviews
One-shot: Binns takes points, Hermione Reads a book, and Harry runs a race against Peeves. History class is once again properly in session. (Rated for coarse language)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2021 - Harry P., Severus S., C. Binns - Complete
Cat got your tongue? by Amelia Alexandra reviews
One, black paw was delicately placed on the table as the cat came sliding out of the carrier, looking like a black panther. And if looks could kill, Harry thought, then Dumbledore would be six feet under. "Uhm," Harry said staring at the large, black cat in the middle of the table. "Why does it have red eyes?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Theme Park Troubles by RodeRozen reviews
Tom drags Harry to a very boring ICW Conference in Brussels. In retaliation, Harry takes Tom to a theme park. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2021 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Severus Snape and the consequences of Truth or Dare by whythehellnothavefun reviews
Severus Snape hates Valentines. He loves not getting anything on Valentines. But a group of 8th years will make sure this year's Valentines day is an unforgettable one... for all the wrong reasons *evil giggle*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2021 - Published: 4/14/2021 - Harry P., Severus S., Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
Bro! by JoBettany reviews
Percy and Jason react to PercyxJason. Crack!fic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2021 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Cunning Little Bastard by Ritteranfanger reviews
A simple story mostly for my own amusement about Harry going into Slytherin and showing no ambition whatsoever leading everyone to wonder just what the hell he's doing there. It will be silly, ridiculous, and hopefully fun. K plus because there will probably be a bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/12/2021 - Published: 10/29/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., F. Flitwick
Dancing Round the Maypole by Archaeologist reviews
When Merlin is caught in a fairy ring trap, he's not too happy. Even more unhappy when the fairies start dancing around him and tying him up with ribbons.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2021 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Everyone Knows What It Means to Be Arthur's Servant by The Magic Arts reviews
Per usual, these two idiots in love need a little push to see their real feelings for each other. OR Everyone in Camelot is tired of Merlin and Arthur's eyesex. Gwen and Morgana decide to do something about it. Crack. Unbeta'd. Rated T for bawdy humor.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/5/2021 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,630 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 13,565 - Follows: 12,037 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
It's a Long Way To Tipperary by hslades reviews
Hermione can't stand that she has to leave the creatures she rescues in her job for the Department of Magical Creatures to badly run Government Rescue Centres. That's until her boyfriend gives her a very thoughtful anniversary gift. Which will lead to an uncomfortable reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Texting Time by JustAnotherDrarryFan reviews
A situation in which Harry debates whether to laugh, cry, or bang his head on the cartoon of eggs he has to buy for his adorable pompous git of a boyfriend, the one and only, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2021 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Chevalier, The Cayuse, and The Child by Not-Abandoned-No-Computer
Every few years Sir Cadogan tends to meet a friendly student who is more than happy to befriend him and make him feel less alone - although he doesn't mind. He is more than content with the part he plays in being a protector at Hogwarts. However, when he see's an old friend in need, he can not help the tide of feelings that flood him: Shock, Gratefulness, and protectiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Teddy L., S. Cadogan - Complete
A Dance With Dragons by LondonsWhereMyHeartIs reviews
Harry is having trouble finding a date and goes to talk to a friend about his troubles
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2021 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Darling, Let Me Spoil You by Aeon The Dimensional Girl reviews
When Arthur told Merlin that he was going to spoil him rotten, Merlin thought he was jesting. He was not.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/26/2020 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
And I'm Ready Now by Aeon The Dimensional Girl reviews
The opening day for the school was finally here, and the Prince Consort is a ball of nervous excitement.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2020 - [Merlin, Arthur] Morgana - Complete
The Prank of an (After)Life by ViolaMoon reviews
Fred enlists Colin into prankdom with an epic prank to scare and delight Hogwarts, Halloween after the battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2020 - Colin C., Fred W. - Complete
The Campfire Song by AnubisNico reviews
The Lyrics are The Campfire Song from Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief the Musical. I own nothing just thought this was funny and couldn't get it out of my head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2020 - Severus S., Cedric D., Percy J. - Complete
Fall in Love by DinoRoar7
For Charlie, the Dragon Reserve in Romania is his home. As soon as he stepped foot in the place, he completely fell in love with the dragons and his job. Being a Dragonologist is hard work, but there are some fun tasks that come with it. Giving the newly hatched dragons a bubble bath was definitely one of those perks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2020 - Charlie W. - Complete
Easier Than Falling Asleep by JacobApples reviews
Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up. Also, the tanslation in French is available by Eohwel. This is a repost to save it from being deleted, sorry about the formatting, it won't be fixed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 107,413 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Hedwig - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Come What May by VoidRealmer reviews
After the war, Harry had expected to be done with Voldemort forever. So imagine his surprise when he found out that Riddle enacted the Right of Conquest, becoming Harry's slave forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/19/2020 - Published: 7/27/2020 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Exceeds Expectations by Emmione Watser reviews
Fred and George Weasley were, of course, the Pranksters. That was their given nickname by many of their friends and admirers. Yes, they were proud to say they had admirers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2020 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Our Troublemakers by RayQueen reviews
5 times the Marauders pranked the Professors and 1 time the Professors pranked the Marauders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2020 - Minerva M., F. Flitwick, Horace S., Marauders - Complete
Pendragon Versus Cake by Aeon The Dimensional Girl reviews
"Arthur wasn't going to give up. The former King of Camelot had a goal, and Pendragons were nothing short of stubborn and never gave up. This was going to be the best cake to ever cake or so may the Triple Goddess help him-" Or, Arthur tries to bake a cake for Merlin's birthday.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2020 - [Merlin, Arthur] Leon - Complete
3 Times Arthur Brings Merlin Flowers 1 Time Merlin Realises Why by SoRunsTheWorldAway reviews
Arthur let out a strangled sound as Merlin sliced off the heads of the roses, tossing the stalks away. "Roses have so many health benefits," Merlin offered conversationally. "They can help reduce pain, depression, anxiety, stress…" In which Arthur keeps bringing Merlin flowers and Merlin keeps thinking they're for medicinal use.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Arthur, Merlin] Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
What's your opinion ms Hedwig? by Luna's bride reviews
Luna and Ginny have interviewed Hedwig for the Quibbler, the Trio read the article, background Linny
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Hedwig - Complete
The Window to the Living by Glowstar826 reviews
After Severus Snape finally succumbs to his venomous injuries and wakes up in the afterlife, he meets an old friend and discovers a most peculiar window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2020 - Severus S., Albus D., James P. - Complete
Only Bloke by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
Another Revamp: Ever wonder what really happened the night before the second challenge of the TriWizard Tournament?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,404 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Virus Patronus by aryasark reviews
Inspired by coronavirus. Very deadly crack. Oneshot. Harry's favorite book was always 'The Satan Bug' by Alistair Maclean, pilfered from a local public library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
STORY TIME: I was a teenage chosen one by SimpleSoul Shipper reviews
Harry Potter has made a Youtube channel, at the insistence of his friend Luna. A small one-shot that is mainly humor with a little crack? I mean it isn't canon at all but it is funny. In the comments you will find either: Hermione, Luna, Draco or Severus. I wonder if any of you can actually find them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
The Morning After by parchmentandoldbooks reviews
After a night of drinking, Draco doesn't remember getting home, or even how his night ended. When Hermione shows up at his door, what new surprises await?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Paceso reviews
Dobby discusses wages with Professor Dumbledore. An entry for the IWSC2 writing school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2020 - Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Until the End of Time by VoidRealmer reviews
[Tomarry] Harry Potter is the Master of Death, and thus, immortal. Every couple thousand years, he'll let himself reincarnate into a new dimension. This dimension is quite similar to his first one, except he has a twin brother, and the Voldemort in this world is willing to give up everything he's worked for, as long as Harry teaches him magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,381 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 8/9/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Rules Of Hogwarts by DaisyCloud reviews
Rules the staff had to add because of the Marauders, the Golden Trio, the Weasley twins, and Ginny Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Harry P.
Is This Seat Taken by Amythesica reviews
Professor, the writing on my stomach…what is it? Ahh, those are your Soul Words, Mr. Riddle. My Soul Words? What does that mean? What are they? Those Words written on your body, are the first words that your Soulmate will ever speak to you. Fem!HP/TMR. Soulmates AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/29/2019 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Culture Clash by Minerva394 reviews
If the Weasley twins are worried, there's a reason to worry, isn't there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
National Treasure by AlexandraO reviews
Treasure hunter, historian, and cryptologist, Harry Potter has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the time of Merlin. After an expedition in Godric's Hollow goes haywire and one of his most trusted allies turns on him, following the law isn't on the agenda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 11/9/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Felix Felicis by The Pessimist Prophet reviews
Harry and Headmaster Dumbledore have seen Professor Slughorn's forged memory. In a moment of desperation, Harry decides to utilize the full, most unfair capabilities of Felix Felicis, and they embark on a mission of destroying Voldemort and all of his Horcruxes within twelve hours. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/21/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Medium of Exchange by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Goblin Culture. The Director of Gringotts has one job - keep the Galleons flowing. It says so right there, in the oath. Sometimes, that job is harder than it seems. Trunkshopping!Harry, Wealthy!Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
Potter's World Famous Choco-Dream Cream Pie by dear-lovely reviews
On Saturday, 14th August 2004, Harry Potter realized one incredibly important thing: he, The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Destroyer, among other monikers, was bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kreacher - Complete
Knighthood with an Axe by CypressWand reviews
Short story on how Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington nearly lost his head. STORY: COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Dealing with A Prophecy - Harry's Way by linda.jenner reviews
He didn't know which was worse. A potion induced waking-nightmareor he was five years old again. Now what? Did he do what Dumbledore wanted or was he going to be his own man, again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,846 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 539 - Published: 3/21/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 9,430 - Follows: 9,851 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Shrek and the Side Job by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell, Shrek - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by Rolling Rising Waves reviews
Just a silly fic. Dumbledore thinks the "power the Dark Lord knows not" is love. Well, he's wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Job Hazards by valeriange reviews
Sir Leon has known Arthur and Merlin the longest. Sir Leon has seen some things.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/9/2018 - [Arthur, Merlin] Leon - Complete
Gum Wrappers by Justabibliophile reviews
Nobody understood why Neville's mother always gave him gum wrappers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Inside Man by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Death Eaters kidnap Cedric Diggory, the Triwizard Champion, to bring about the resurrection of their Dark Lord. Unfortunately, someone else has a different plan... Companion story to "Inside Woman"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Harry P., Cedric D., Peter P. - Complete
The Cave, the Howler and the Fourth Unforgivable by Arhtea
In which the twins try to outrun a Howler and the Gurg of giants tries to keep it together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
That's What Friends Are For by pixileanin reviews
Luna stands in as Neville's best mate for his wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Percy Jackson: Too Powerful by ChaosTheory1994 reviews
After the Giant War, Percy was exiled from the land of the gods. This is the story of betrayal, heartbreak, friendship, family, love, and a quest to find a hero and save the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Complete
The Surprise in the Closet by Tiny-Lez reviews
Narcissa walks in on Draco yet again naked and she has a look in his closet for clothes but it is not the only thing she find In there
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Silver Lady by Story Please reviews
After Hermione experiences a great loss, she seemingly loses the ability to feel, taking on increasingly dangerous jobs slaying murderous creatures so that others will not have to suffer as she has. But when a new assignment is offered to her, Hermione will be forced to confront both her past and the possibility of a future that may finally allow her a glimmer of happiness again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,281 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Isn't it Ironic? by PsychoticLove7 reviews
Something has been bothering Harry for a while now. He decides to ask Hermione about it. (Theory)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breath of the Nundu by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 191,798 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Myno.1fan reviews
After the war The Golden Trio find a way to go back and right the many wrongs they had to endure. But they soon become the victims of circumstance and find that things are never as black and white as they expected. Eventual romance. Set post Battle of Hogwarts but non Epilogue compliant. HR/TR RW/OC some HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,888 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Ron W.
Solangelo Valentine's Day by 7257867 reviews
Will is not at all good at expressing his feelings to Nico. So, of course the most stupid mistake is to follow a book.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
Hot For Teacher by Takara Phoenix reviews
Mortal high school AU - Percy is a teacher at Riordan High and he has one big problem. He has fallen in love with his 17-years old student Nico di Angelo. Because he doesn't want to lose his job, all Percy can do is complain to his flatmate Carter about how unfair the world is. Until fate intervenes and an embarrassing encounter changes their lives. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,689 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Carter K., Horus] - Complete
Come to the Dark Side (Cookies) by Stixer111 reviews
"I know what a cookie is, Solace, I was wondering why you were giving me one." His voice sounded a little odd, but Will couldn't quite place it. He shrugged. "You need to eat more, you're practically a skeleton yourself."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] Lou E., Hazel L. - Complete
Christmas Time is Here by TheUltimateFangirl2020 reviews
Nico hadn't celebrated Christmas in a long time. Percy changes that when he invites Nico to celebrate Christmas with him and his mom. One-sided Percico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
In Limbo by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 551 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
one-sided by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
This is the life of the miserable girls who loved him, but just weren't the one for him. This is what they feel, when they realize, Annabeth will take him away from them. "Those green eyes" "You're useless" "You start to fall for him" "Why do you feel this way?" They all wanted a piece of him, but he was not theirs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,062 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
49 by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry Potter got drunk, and while drunk fell back in time, married Bellatrix Black, and took the name Harry Peverell. Now, years latter, his children are on the way to Hogwarts, and his wife has a conversation with her sisters. Crack/Humor story. M for conversations featuring adult content and to stay on the safe side but noting explicit. Harry/Bellatrix. HELLATRIX ONESHOT COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 583 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
I Love You' by tainted-tash reviews
Voldemort's temper takes things one step too far. Harry shows him the error of his ways in the most amusing way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Protective and The Annoyed by Severus Sherlock Lokisdaughter reviews
In which Hermione is protective and Severus is annoyed. I don't own HP. Please review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Your Wish is - WHAT? by la femme libre reviews
After defeating Kronos, Percy declines the offer to become a god. However, no one ever said anything about taking over the world. In approximately one week, Percy manages to tame some kangaroos, get himself roped into making England less foggy, and convinces Athena to sing backup at a concert in LA. Hey, anything for the emperor, eh? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 6053 - Favs: 11,912 - Follows: 12,783 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Tongue Smell by Trisa Slyne reviews
AU: The Triwizard Tournament may be coming soon, but Fred and George are busy concocting new potions and they decide it's high time they found someone else to test one on. AU set on the first day of Harry's Fourth Year of school at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Ron W., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Sacrifices Made by DorkQueen reviews
Rufus Scrimgeour always fulfills his duty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Rufus S. - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom hated Christmas Day, it was always the same. Except that one time it wasn't. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 272 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Traitors of a Sort by The Fields of Asphodel reviews
United we stand, divided we fall. The Noble House of Black, from legends to failures all in a generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Power the Dark Lord Knows Not III by force42 reviews
Harry is about to die, and he hasn't come up with the right 'famous last words' yet. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'm odd by Aima reviews
Albus Dumbledore has done many odd things in his time but in some ways Harry Potter most definitely surpasses him. One-shot. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Tale That Time Forgot to Forget by HPkitty reviews
A sad little oneshot about what might've happened if Luna and Harry were better friends. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by gredandforgerock reviews
How do you heal them faster? Get sent back in time and correct things. Some chars are OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Nightmare Crack by Jade the Grey reviews
On one of the many nights spent camping in the woods, Harry goes to investigate a strange noise and comes face to face with his nemesis sooner than planned. And The Dark Lord has a strange request... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by Flight-o'-Fantasy reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Die, Dumbledore, Die! by PhoenixPhlame reviews
Whoever wrote the book on phoenixes couldn't have been more wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Fawkes, Albus D.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 17,463 - Follows: 5,109 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Apologies by Written Fire reviews
Ron is at Hermione's wedding, and he finds it's time to apologize for the hurt he caused her. 'Staring intently at it, he thought back to the day that he'd broken her heart, the day that lead to her marriage to another man.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weasley Talk by Bkane3 reviews
My take on an old classic... the Weasley boys have a "talk" with Harry about their sister. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Day In the Life of Portrait Snape by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Snape is a portrait.For the last nineteen years, Snape has spent September second in relative boredom in the headmistress' office. Until Albus Potter shows up. And demonstrates his innate ability to annoy Snape. Those damn green eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5316 - Favs: 11,672 - Follows: 5,700 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
How It Should Have Ended by bobwho123 reviews
a random drabble that popped into my head about how the final duel with voldemort should have gone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16615 - Favs: 29,757 - Follows: 12,845 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curse of the Albino Peacock by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/7/2009 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 428 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6769 - Favs: 20,540 - Follows: 7,808 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 4134 - Favs: 9,575 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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Lord Voldemort and The Bane of His Fricking Existence
We all know the story from Harry Potter's point of view, but what about Lord Voldemort? I think this is what he feels. the Harry Potter series from the front seat in our favourite dark lord's head. irregular updates. rated k for violence and curse words. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 764 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2023 - Published: 3/4/2023 - Voldemort
Harry The Ravenclaw reviews
what happens when Harry is a Ravenclaw? and a metamorphmagus ? Humour. rated k just in case. one-shot. my first attempt at fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2023 - Harry P., Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete