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Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Hikaru no Go, X-overs, Misc. Books, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Outsiders, South Park, and Harry Potter.

Name: Abby, but please call me Rasko.

Age: 16

Gender: All girl, baby. C:

Aspirations: Ever since I was in third grade, my dream has been to be a professional author. While that dream has been wavered slightly as I'm starting to think of back up jobs in case that isn't going to work out, I still desperately want to be published some day. Even if it's one book, it'll make me so happy to see my writing out there for people to read and appreciate. I want to make people happy through my writing and I want to share with them something that I love very much.

Current Statues: I'm working on my Albus Severus/Scorpius fic Children of Lies and when I have time, I'm writing separate one shots.


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Deviantart: Raskothegreat

Youtube: LittleMissUnusual

GaiaOnline: Raskothegreat and Little Lady of Insanity (role playing account)

Tumblr: Littlemissunusual


I am a proud supporter of good grammar and spelling.

Please do not review my stories or send me a message in "txt tlk"

I will consider it an insult and either ignore it or mark it as an abuse.

Have some dignity.

This is a writing site, after all.

Otherwise, I try to respond to everyone's message if they aren't anonymous, but sometimes I skip over some and forget about them. For that I am truly sorry, but know that I generally appreciate everyone's messages. I just don't like it when I'm flamed because someone didn't like the pairing in my story or some stupid shit like that. Otherwise, I'll take your bad reviews and those make me happy because then I know what I'm doing wrong and can try to fix it. :)


I am a total pairing whore and am not afraid to admit it.

I am a straight female, but I do happen to enjoy femmslash.

The fact that I am a slash fan does not give you the right to assume I am delusional.

I do not take my pairings seriously and neither should you.

Sticking religiously to canon in fanfiction is for losers and butthurt nine-year-olds. Be creative. It won't kill you.

I am not ruining your fandom. You are because you are sucking out all the fun.

I happen to be a busy honors student so I apologize for the fact that I never update. I will try to work on it.

Gore is love. So is smut. Not so sure about how I feel them mixed together, though.

I'm not afraid to admit the reason that my favorite couples are boyxboy is the smut. That and male characters are almost always better.

I hate Ginny and HarryxGinny was a total cop out and you know it. So was RemusxTonks.

PercyxAnnabeth was also a cop out, but that doesn't mean I hate it completely. I'd like it more if there was less of it in the fandom, though.

RemusxSirius is secretly canon and you know it.

James is Lilysexual. Not straight. Not bi. Lilysexual.

Lenalee got overrated after she lost her long hair and it wasn't BECAUSE of the hair.

Do not start a pairing war in the South Park fandom. You'll be sorry as most of us believe in EveryonexAnyone here. You're best to gtfo or join the mentality.

Philly D is the greatest person ever. No exceptions.

I am rude, vulgar, and a bitch at times. Have a problem? Then get off the interwebs now.

Ponyboy is gay and so is Johnny. They liked each other. Yes, I firmly believe this.

House MD fanfictions scare me so that is one fandom I will not be joining despite it being one of the best shows ever.

Reviews are nice, but I'll take what I can get.

Don't take what I say to heart. Ever. Unless I tell you to.


Current Fandoms

NOTE: I'll read any pairing as long as the story itself is good. Also, these are only my main fandoms. I have tons of other ones.

Naruto: KibaHina. I'm not really a Naruto fan anymore, but I can't bring myself to not love this pairing.

Death Note: Matt/Mello

Tsubasa Chronicle: Kurogane/Fai, Syaoran/Sakura

South Park: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Kyle, Stan/Kenny, Stan/Wendy, Wendy/Bebe, Craig/Tweek, Clyde/Bebe, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Cartman/Butters, Clyde/Kevin, Clyde/Craig, Clyde/Taco C: OH AND EVERYONE/ANYONE BECAUSE I'M A PAIRING WHORE

Percy Jackson: Percy/Nico, Nico/Annabeth, Luke/Percy, Thalia/Annabeth

Outsiders: Ponyboy/Johnny, Sodapop/Ponyboy, Steve/Sodapop, Dally/Johnny

Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Harry/Luna, Hermione/Ron, Lily/Severus, Scorpius/Albus Severus, Neville/Luna

D. Gray-Man: Allen/Lavi

Vocaloid: Miku/Rin, Kaito/Len, Len/Rin, Kaito/Meiko, Gakupo/Luka

Doctor Who/Torchwood: Rory/Amy, Ianto/Jack, Owen/Tosh

Leviathan: Alek/Deryn, Volger/Barlow

Young Justice: Dick/Wally, Conner/Megan, Artemis/Dick, Everyone/Everyone

DC Comics: Kon/Tim, Dick/Babs, Cassie/Kon, Stephanie/Tim, Damien/Collin

Adventure Time: Marceline/Princess Bubblegum

Legend of Korra: Bolin/Korra, Mako/Asami, Asami/Iroh, Asami/Korra, Everyone/Everyone

Sherlock: John/Sherlock


In Progress:

Children of Lies: Albus Severus/Scorpius, other pairings to be announced.

Coming soon: (Specifics of when exactly and in what order are unknown at this time.)

Trapped: AU We weren't important. No one cared about a two little boys in a rundown orphanage who had little to eat and would cry themselves to sleep. But we had each other and that's all that mattered. That is, until Near showed up and then L and we knew nothing would ever be the same. (Death Note, MattXMello, MelloXNear, maybe other pairings)

The Will of Komui: There had been a low amount of exorcists in the Black Order, and while Allen is away on a mission, Komui comes up with a crazy plan (which probably won't work in the long run) and orders everyone under the ages of forty-five to pair off and start making babies. When Allen does return, he has no idea why all of his co-workers are flirting with him and it seems like no one is about to fill him in. (D. Gray-Man, pairings not decided yet)

To Each His Own: An AU during WW2. Stan remembered the last time he had laid his eyes on his best friend, Kyle, like it had been yesterday. When forced to join the German army, he stumbles upon the red-haired Jew once again and remembers why exactly he loved him. (South Park, StanXKyle)

1000 Miles: Stan and Kyle have been in a relationship for a number of years now, but Kyle starts to believe that the relationship is holding the Marsh boy back. When the red head switches bodies with a female version of himself who resides in another universe, he quickly realizes just how much of an impact he is on Stan's life. (South Park, StanXKyle mini story)

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Adventures in Babysitting by nochick-fics reviews
Sixteen-year-old Roy Mustang has his work cut out for him when he takes a job babysitting the well-known and much-feared local hellions, otherwise known as the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,378 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
LEVIATHAN: A Tale of Love and War! by zombieArchaeopteryx reviews
The THRILLING TRUE STORY of a CLANKER PRINCE and DARWINIST GIRL aboard a GREAT AIRBEAST as their LIVES and LOVE are TORN APART by WAR, as chronicled by Mr. EDWARD MALONE.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Happy Birthday Harry by xPhineasx reviews
Set today, July 31st 2011, Harry Potter celebrates his 31st birthday
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Pet Ferret by brilliant incandescence reviews
Albus Severus Potter has a pet ferret. Scorpius wonders why it's such a big deal. Tiny DH movie spoiler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Double Dutch by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Some days, you need to relax, hang out with friends and well, just chill. This isn't one of those days. Fill for the 'Three Ideas Challenge.' Alek/Deryn. Sort of. Vaguely adult themes.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Christmas Wishes by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Oneshot, Fred and George grant Harry's Christmas wish in a rather unusual way. But maybe they're just trying to help. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Notebook by Lord Vetis reviews
Remus writes away in a pale blue notebook when noone can read over his shoulder. Sirius starts to get curious. Remus/Sirius Non-Magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moonshine by Gainel reviews
Remus Lupin catches a moment of serenity and peace with Sirius Black. SBRL. Sirius Black/Remus Lupin. Fluffy, little bit of werewolfy angst. T just for mentions of nonsexual nudity and boys kissing. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When Sirius Became a Part of Remus by Dawl92 reviews
Remus has a past full of bullies. Sirius has a future full of nights where he has to comfort his lover. Slash, yes. I do not own any of the characters mentioned. I am not making any money off of this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Getting the Facts Straight by Withershins reviews
An exchange student decides that Sirius would make a good new boyfriend. Someone should have clued her in on a few facts. MWPP era. Slash. SBRL and a little JPLE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius Learned What Love Was by Dawl92 reviews
Remus suffers from a horrible mental disorder. Sirius suffers from falling in love with him. I do not own any of these characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
5 Nights by AmayaSora reviews
Four Times Remus Lupin Woke Up Alone, and One Time He Didn't. Sirius/Remus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tin Hatted Men, Among Ash Heaps and Millionaires by The Walker of Dreams reviews
Crossover with the Great Gatsby. People flock to Black's parties, partially due to the speculation about his relationship with his old friend Lupin. But there is more to their story, beyond anything gossip could imagine or invent. Sirius/Remus. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Yoga for Dummies by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Sirius wants to take up yoga. It doesn't go as planned. Light Sirius/Remus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You Need to Shave, Ever Heard Of Depilation? by ilfreitas reviews
Remus can't sleep, so Sirius decides to tell him a fairytale. "'No one says to The Bad Wolf he needs to shave'" SiriusxRemus One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Together Or Not At All by too many stars to count reviews
Fred never wanted to do anything without George and that includes going to the afterlife. Written for the prompt "Fred without George" Please let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Aftershocks by Inclination reviews
Remus deals with the aftershocks of living a lie. Remus/Sirius, written for a prompt on The Muse Bunny: "Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death" -Lyman Beecher
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by wildknees reviews
Sirius in eyeliner has driven all of Hogwarts insane with desire. Remus is the only sane one left and is having a tough time dealing with the love-struck staff and students. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Traditions by ArtificialAorta reviews
When it comes down to it, Remus really shouldn't be that surprised... RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Super Best Friends by emilovessouthpark reviews
Kyle and Stan are Super Best Friends. Apparently, super best friends can get really, really close. Onesided Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hypothermia by the.amazing.platypus reviews
Percy's mother and Paul have gone on vacation for Christmas, leaving Percy and Luke in charge of their house. When Percy looses the key, and both boys are showing signs of hypothermia, how far will they go to keep each other warm?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,191 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Memory of Strawberries by xPhineasx reviews
It was the simplest, sweetest kiss Luke had ever had, and it would haunt him for ever. Luke/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Dude by Angelic Guardian reviews
"Dude," Kyle said sincerely. "Dude," Stan replied in a reassuring tone. They stared into each other's eyes, both equally touched by the other's deep and meaningful way with words. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Age of Heroes by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Sequel to Too Strong A God; Kronos has found a way around the restrictions of the prophecy, and plans to bring about the Olympians' destruction earlier than they expect. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,323 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Fragments by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Scorpius/Albus. Scorpius Malfoy was only three years old when his family started to fall apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Hand in the Night by WindowChild reviews
A missing moment, from the middle of BotL. Nico and Annabeth, after they receive the Iris message from Bianca. Nicobeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Nico A., Annabeth C. - Complete
Set in Stone by Yet Another Dark Rose reviews
Seven years ago, the US fell into the greedy hands of the Fatass. Kyle Broflovski has spent the last six of those years locked up by the very same man, with a window as his last string to reality. Stan/Kyle and slight Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,752 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Secret Admirer by JoeMerl reviews
Someone leaves a present in Wendy's locker; but who? One-shot, drabble.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - [Wendy Testaburger, Butters S.] Stan M. - Complete
Too Strong A God by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Percy and Nico have discovered that they like each other, but just as their relationship begins to form there is an attack at Camp Half-Blood. Percy must now embark on a quest to rescue Nico from the Underworld. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,061 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Opposite of Engrish by HikamiTZ reviews
Allen has been learning Japanese, much to Kanda's horror. Crack. No pairings? Warning: Massacring of a sacred East-Asian language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Shards of Broken Minds by Computerfreak101 reviews
L is wrong. Near is wrong. Mello, Aizawa, Misa, they're all wrong, wrong, wrong. Light isn't Kira. He could never be Kira, no matter how hard he tries. Kira is just too different.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Count to Ten by Computerfreak101 reviews
Counting down the death toll, of truth and lies and sin. Numbers are just numbers, and so it goes, amen.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
A Very Death Note Wedding by Emery Board reviews
Because it is apparently impossible for L and Raito-kun to do anything normally. Shameless crack with a completely messed-up timeline, if only because this is the only way I can imagine any sort of romance between our two super-genii.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Because You're Always There by Cinvxten reviews
After a horrible car crash, Stan is hospitalized for over a year. But soon, he and his boyfriend Kyle begin to wonder why Stan hasn't been released yet. What is it that the doctors and his parents aren't telling him? Style; rated T for language and drama.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Believe in Me by angelcorrupted reviews
That's it, isn't it? I hit you when I'm drunk, don't I?. Songfic; Believe In Me by Rooney. Read and review. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mr Brightside by brokenhearts.brokenglass reviews
During a thunderstorm, thirteen year old Matt gets terrified and turns to his best friend for help. It's about friendship, nothing else. Read and review. :D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Persevere by Cinvxten reviews
Stan is plauged by a new feeling for Kyle he's never had before. But will Kyle even return those emotions? Whatever happens, Stan knows he must persevere! Rated M for language and other adult content treachery, rape, suicide attempts
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Gym Class Heroes by Her Sweetness reviews
Mello attempts to share with Near his love of basketball. The love is not returned. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
To Preserve Moral Decency by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Near finds that Matt and Mello share... just about everything.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Special by Computerfreak101 reviews
Everyone at Wammy's House has their own little quirks. No one can explain Matt's goggles, though. But that's okay, because it's Matt's little secret. His and L's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, L - Complete
Broken by Angela and MiniMix reviews
Matt and Linda have a chat about Wammy's broken children. MattxLinda
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Matt - Complete
On a Mission by BlanketsarePink reviews
Mikoto reads Sasuke a bedtime story... Uchihacest ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Because of Love by TheXYZ reviews
Sacrifice is a very strange thing. It defies logic, and survival of the fittest, and every man for himself. It is complete; it is the quintessence of purity; and it is the hardest thing in the world to do. StanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Wan by blahosaurus reviews
It’s a new dimension and Fai and Kurogane find that they have very peculiar reincarnations... oneshot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
To Come Undone by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Sasuke is gone, and there's nothing else left. NaruSasu. Vignettish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm In Love With a Stripper, Yo by Her Sweetness reviews
Crack!drabble. Ryuuk/Raito. Just cause he dances go-go, it don't make him a ho, no. Ryuuk, put your red shoes on. We goin to the disco.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Now You're Talkin' Hell by Computerfreak101 reviews
But that wasn’t the worst of it. When Mello was sugar high, he only swore a lot and moved around enough to shame a kid with ADHD. But when Matt was sugar high, he got RANDOM. Luigi's mansion, personal hells, and Mello's brain breaking. Kira help us all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Mello, Matt
Chocolate Scented by Computerfreak101 reviews
Matt took off his goggles and rubbed his eyes. Mello was now taking several short whiffs of Near’s albino locks, snuffling like a Bloodhound through the hair while the poor boy tried to remember what Rodger had told him about Bad Men and Bad Touching.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Fall Away from your Past by Kali Cephirot reviews
Seimei whispers, curling as close to his brother as he can, shifting over the bed, his chest against Ritsuka's...... SeimeixRitsuka, ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Another Observation by Carbucketty reviews
Matt has a lot of strange habits. Is Near a voyeur? Nooo. Warped-up one-sided NearMatt.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
get some by La Salle De Bain reviews
oneshot. Mello and Matt try to get laid.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Being Russian by Her Sweetness reviews
Oneshot. Matt concocts a way for Mello to finally beat Near. Matt x Mello silliness, Nearness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7035 - Favs: 5,371 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 384 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sensationless by AishiExcel reviews
Soubi's out, so Ritsuka ends up alone with Youji and Natsuo. They decide to play a little game ....
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Mother by DarkInuHanyou reviews
“Mother, I know I’m not the Ritsuka you knew, I’m not the Ritsuka you loved, but I am Ritsuka.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Of the Obsessed and Abused by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle and Stan find their relationship, and possibly Kyle's life in jeopardy when young Ike begins to develop a rather unhealthy obsession. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Warm Enough by Society's Cavity reviews
Quick, plotless one-shot. Kyle and Stan ran away together because they didn't want to run alone. But their feet are getting tired.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Children of Lies reviews
Scorpius lies rotting in a jail cell, waiting to be convicted for the murder of Albus Potter, the man he loved. What led the two boys to this startling conclusion? Various Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,262 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Shutter reviews
"Percy tastes like saltwater and pancakes from that morning's breakfast." Percy/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
My Darling Half Brother reviews
Scorpius and Albus are in love, but are told something terrible about the nature of their relationship. Cracktastic One Shot Scorpius/Albus Harry/Draco MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ultimate reviews
It's the last day of their seventh year and Sirius fears that it is the end of their happy days. RemusxSirius One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Last Visitor reviews
Life has been meaningless since Fred died and a grave isn't exactly the same. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Homework Assignment reviews
Kyle shares with Stan a fairly personal fairy tale. StanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Steady Hands reviews
It's late. Craig knows he should be home, but like every night, he goes to Tweek because that's where he will always be needed. CraigxTweek Drabble
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Storm reviews
Two boys lay huddled underneath the safety of the covers, safe in each others arms. Just for one moment, they could forget their fears for they had each other. PonyboyxJohnny Drabble
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
The Dead Don't Share Love reviews
How the years have passed; this old house is falling apart and my days of being a child are over. My friends aren't here anymore, but I'm surrounded by a beautiful family. Darry's saying it'll soon be our time, though, and I know he's right. PxJ PxC OS
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Dirty Liars and Secret Lovers reviews
I knew he was selfish, wanting both me and her, but I also knew I was in love with him and because of that reason, I couldn't deny him what he wanted. One Shot PercyXNico Hints of PercyXAnnabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Graveyard reviews
The Pigman drabble for school. John and Lorraine are reunited again at Mr. Pignati's grave after not seeing each other for three years. Unfortunately, it doesn't go as the young woman had planned. Hints of JohnXLorraine
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009
Cards and Alleys reviews
AU Mello has a dream about how he met a fortune teller when he was eight. Soon after that, he is left to fend off the streets and meets a bunch of homeless kids who want to survive as much as he does. Maybe more. MattXMello and maybe other pairings
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Mello
Rag Doll reviews
I was perfect. I was skinny, smart, and the source of jealousy. I had no real friends, but who needs them when you're perfect? Of course, it wasn't until Sasuke entered my life that perfection started to escape me. SasukeXOC Oneshot Request
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever reviews
Sarah is Matt's childhood friend. During his funeral, she remembers her past with him and what made her love him. MattXOC One shot request by nejirox of quizilla
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Matt - Complete
Freedom's Lily reviews
A young girl is taken away from her family by Orochimaru. Years later, she is a young woman and is ordered by the same man to go on a quest to retrieve Sasuke. Sorta KabutoXOC One Shot requested by Plastic.Wrapped.Death of quizilla
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
How to get on Youtube reviews
COMPLETED After Mello finds out that Matt is sort of famous on Youtube, a competition starts at Wammy's to see who's going to be the next star of Matt's next video. Crack!mini MattXMello fluff
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chance reviews
Mello and Misa have a chance encounter at a bar. What happens when Misa gets feeling for the other blond even though she has Raito? MelloXMisa One Shot requested by Wildgoatchild of quizilla.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Mello, Misa A. - Complete
Mello in Wonderland reviews
Mello is tired of being mistaken for a girl. So when Matt, his best friend, gets a girl friend, it's the last straw for Mello. But what Mello didn't expect is to be transported to a strange world through a rabbit hole. Crack AU! ON LONG HIATUS/DISCONTINUE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Mello
Completely Overrated reviews
Hello. My name is Emi. I am a very sexy emo girl, but my father has made me get married to Naruto Uzumaki who turns out to be a very sexy vampire. One Shot Parody. And I got third place for the contest that I entered this in!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Infinity Of Snow reviews
Mizuki used to be a ninja, but she gave up. She thought she had gave up everything that had to do with ninjas, but it looks like that is not the case. KibaXOC One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Let It Rain reviews
Tai Lee is a ex-delinquent after landing in the big house. She's trying to repent, but her old ways are still popping up from time to time. Is there any hope for anyone to like her? HikaruXOC One Shot
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
A Drop Of Blood reviews
Mimi is in love with Akira so when the boy offers to teach her Go, it's a dream come true. Suddenly, something terrible happens and the dream is forever shattered. AkiraXOC One Shot
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
The Shy Flower Of Konoha Only Blooms Once reviews
Risa Hikaru is a poor girl who is Naruto Uzumaki's teammate. When something tragic happens, only the blond haired boy can help her get through it. One Shot. NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate reviews
Mello and Matt are bored one day when Matt gets the sudden urge to ask Mello what his favorite chocolate is. One Shot. No Yaoi, even though I like the MelloxMatt pairing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello's Easter reviews
It's Easter at the Wammy Orphanage and Mello plans on getting the most chocolate- especially more than Near. But how far will he go? One shot. No Pairings.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mello - Complete
Welcome To My Hell reviews
Her perfect life gets taken away in one night. After that, she spends a year in the woods, but then they find her. Everything goes decently well for a while, until the mission comes up. EdwardxOC one shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Fallen Teardrops reviews
Hinata has always loved Naruto, but when he comes back from a mission and tells everyone that he is going out with Sakura, it breaks Hinata's heart. And only Kiba could make her feel better. KibaxHinata one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete