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Joined 03-18-08, id: 1527771, Profile Updated: 07-28-08
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Naruto, and Twilight.

Gosh I am really bored, I guess I could just explain about me. Well, I am in my teens. I have brown eyes and hair -- like it says down there-- vvv
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Ehh thats it I guess.

About me:

Name: Blah

country: Canada

Age: Teens

Hair: Dark Brown

Eye: Light Brown

Up coming projects:

Maximum Ride: A confused Max - Chapter 11

Maximum Ride: After we Saved the World - Chapter 4

Naruto: A Jealous Soul

Maximum Ride: Maximum Fang

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Sadly I did XP

Favorites:

Twilight Series -- Edward Rocks

MaximumRide -- Fang and Iggy Rock

The Lost Journals of Ven Polypheme (pron unknown)

In or Out

Wicked Lovely Series

Harry Potter Series

Favorite Couples:

Edward and Bella

Fang and Max

Jasper and Alice

Current obsession

Twilight

Maximum Ride

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Saving the world, among other things by lankancurry12 reviews
Set after MR3. Max has to save the world. Fang has to help her. But they're both teenagers with raging hormones. Can they do it? FAX and NIGGY. **Rating may change to M depending on how raging they're hormones get...**
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/11/2008
Blind by Nightwingstar reviews
A brain attack went a step too far...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007
Destiny by Destiny's Pen reviews
What if there was no wings, what if there was no school? What would happen. Heres Max's life as a normal girl. [Rated M for rude Language, and Explicit scenes later on in the story]
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007
The Last Adventure by Someone aka Me reviews
Story after they save the world. New villan, new minions, new problems. COMPLETE! Please read and review! Miggy. Written Post-TFW, Pre-everything after that.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
MRcats by Nyctra Scandia reviews
Max and the flock are zapped into cats. WTF. -DISCONTINUED STORY-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,862 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008
Chatting with The Cullens Twilight AIM by Korie.Moore reviews
I was bored so I decided to make this...thingy. It does have a plot....kind of. You'll see If you read it So yeah....I stink at making summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters 2 by not magical me reviews
Sequel to 35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters. Includes Sam, Lissa, Random Erasors, and many more.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Maximum Ride and Percy Jackson One Destiny by icefire6182 reviews
look on profile for sequel Max and the flock get an odd message from Percy Jackson. Little do they know that both their destinies are intertwined. From the School to Camp Half Blood to the pit of Tartar
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
This Is Serious by IWormthruBooks24 reviews
Before I explain myself, first let me explain myself.... What if I told you that what you read in those Twilight books were true and that I, Isabella Marie Swan, am a real person. What if I told you that this is my story on how things realy went down...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Milk Of Regret by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Maximum Experiment by Moony44 reviews
Kind of Maximum Ride 4. The School's back. And this time, it's not giving up. But neither is the Flock. Max has figured out a new way to fly and the school has got a new creature to try out on them. And, much to Max's joy, she has a new Voice. Post MR3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Lovely Complex by Unknown lazy ass reviews
She slyly grinned, “Wow, you really are head over heels for me, aren’t you Toushirou?”
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Dazed and Confused by TheSmartypants reviews
For StepOnMe. Chaos ensues when Max and Iggy accidentally switch bodies. Max struggles with being blind, Iggy discovers the joys of being a girl, and Fang gets very confused... [Fax] CHAPTER THREE IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
MR: The Angel Experiment: A Busy Reader's Guide by TheSmartypants reviews
A rather insane parody of the novel we all know and love. Featuring: bloodthirsty Angel, angsty emo Fang, and, of course, the random Monty Python references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2007
Gaara and Hinata's mission by Ranfan reviews
What happens when Hinata is sent into the forest of death with Gaara? Flaming marshmallows that's what! You can decide if it's GaaHina or not. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
One Night by IdioitFanGirl reviews
After a hard exhausting mission in the land of sand Kiba, Hinata, and, Shino all check into a inn until morning.Hinata is uneasy about it but Kiba and Shino reassure her that they won’t do anything. They go through a night together which doesn’t go as pla
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
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Hinata's True Feelings reviews
Hinata starts to fall for Kiba
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Cullen Baseball reviews
The Cullen's play a nice little game of Baseball, until the wolves show up. Will have mild swears.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009
A confused Max reviews
This is a story abt Max and Fang and Iggy and Max...but then things start to change. Horrible fights, romance and humor. REVIEW PLEASE! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008
MaximumFang reviews
Max gets the boot from the flock telling her they don't want her as leader but wanting Fang instead. How does Max handle this. How does Max feel being 2nd in command? Find Out---lol
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Maximum Ride Chat reviews
Okay ppl this is a chat...like every other one! Please enjoy and review...thankx
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
After We Saved the World reviews
This is after they save the world from itex, and Max and Fang are getting way more close. But after a while, max feels her feelings for Fang are becoming lose. She feels the need to fly away from her flock; but she doesn't know what to do. Read the story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
A Jealous Soul reviews
This is mostly Sakura's POV. But Tsunade gived her Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and Kurenai a mission. But the person they have to look after is an old creepy man. Who is this Man...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.