Author has written 5 stories for NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom, Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and 1984.
I am Flame of the Shadows or Shadow if you want. I am always willing to chat or answer questions so feel free to PM me anytime. No, seriously, even just to talk about your favorite book or movie...anyone?
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A Quick Note before moving on: The icon you see on your screen does not belong to me. It was made by flamshe over on Tumblr who was kind enough to allow for others to use her work.
Anyway, as I am completely uninteresting, here are some quotes that I like that may or may not get updated from time to time. There are a fair number of them so beware.
“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me: it was a battle cry.”
“This is not how diplomacy is done.”
"I know, I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after. There is literally no way to move forward from this point."
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
I do not deny everything.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!"
"Beware the fury of a patient man."
"They know more about this place than I do. (bangs fist on table) No one knows more than I do!"
"'How d'you know all that?'
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
"You know the difference between me and you really is? You look out there and see a horde of evil, brain-eating zombies. I look out there and see a target rich environment."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you."
"It's the quiet ones you have to watch; they're the ones that grow up and become assassins ... and then hunt you down."
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?"
"The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all religions of the world combined and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself."
"No I WON'T go to hell! They have a restraining order against me."
"You laugh because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away from them. And you'll have their shoes."
"I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous."
"Come to the dark side...we have cookies."
"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell then run...he hates that."
"I'm not shy. I'm just quietly plotting your imminent doom."
"Truth is always stranger then fiction."
"Death is but a door...it swings both ways."
"Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos."
"I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun."
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
"There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives."
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."
"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them"
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."
"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished."
"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."
"Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets."
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
"Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids."
"They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!"
"3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't."
"When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before."
"Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable."
"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"Few women admit their age, few men act it."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
"According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist."
"All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand."
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun.”
"Dance, water! Dance"
"I like things that go boom"
"Whoever said nothing's impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door."
"Four of you tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded."
"You're mad!" "Oh good! If I wasn't, this'd probably never work!"
"Did anyone come for me just because they missed me?"
"Oh, I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."
"He's like me but without my merciful nature and sense of fair play."
"I said I never had much use for it, not that I couldn't use it."
Reno: Hey partner this thing got uh any bite to it?
"You're ma's cool. Wait what the hell am I saying!"
"What I want, Cloud, is to sail the darkness of the cosmos with this planet as my vessel, just as my mother did long ago."
"Stay where you belong, in my memories."
"My reality check just bounced"
"Reality? Never heard of it"
"Life is random, so am I."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious"
"It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce"
"A SCRATCH! Your arm's off!"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"What knockers" "Oh, thank you doctor."
"Wait, master, it might be dangerous...you go first."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"All my best ideas get me in trouble."
"Money talks, chocolate sings."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Please don't tell my mother I'm a politician; she thinks I play piano at a whorehouse."
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"I'm not insane. I just like to blow shit up."
"A warrior must only take care that his spirit is never broken."
"There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come."
"If you think you are too small to be effective you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"But it's a pretty fire~"
The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
That’s- That’s quite enough singing, Lads.
Brave Sir Robin ran away!(No!)