JunoLuv
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Joined 03-18-08, id: 1527869, Profile Updated: 09-10-12
Author has written 5 stories for iCarly.

What up, peoples of Fanfiction dot Net?

The name is Jessica, but I go by Jessie, Jess, Juno, Jess-Us, White Girl, Eduardo's wife, J-Skinny, Ole' Girl, and a lot more nicknames that just get weirder and weirder as the list goes on. I'm 17, probably way too old to be watching iCarly, and a total kid at heart. My friends think I'm completely immature, but I think I'm just being fun. They just... don't understand.

My writing probably makes me seem like I'd be serious and somber 24/7, but that's definitely not the case. I just write Angst and Drama better than anything else, and that's why I always do it.

:P


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Twitter: JunoLuv
My tweets aren't very interesting... but sometimes I say cool stuff. I don't tweet about my stories though, because I'm not a huge fan of shameless self-promotion or review whoring. Yeah.

deviantART JunoLuv
I put up a lot of edited iCarly pics. Most are funny and stupid, not sad and depressing like my writing. :)

Yeah... I'm JunoLuv pretty much anywhere. Lol. It's a very awesome and saucy username. :D


10 RANDOM FAN-FICTION FACTOIDS:

1. Wanna know why my username is so stupid? My favorite movie is Juno, and I 'Luv' it. Awesomesauce? I think so.

2. I'm incapable of writing anything happy. The only happiness one will find within my fics, probably lies with Spencer. He's my comedic relief, amongst a large array of random sad subjects and plot-lines. Thank you Spencer for being so... you.

3. I won't read any story that has either 'I suck at summaries' or 'is better than the summary' in their summaries. Stupid reason? Not really if you think about it. Go on fanfiction, and read only stories with this 'issue' and see how you feel afterward. Or, take my advice, and stay away. Far away.

4. I refuse to switch POV's in my stories. It just doesn't seem natural, and is kind of a cop-out when you think about it. I mean, just write your story in third person, and don't confuse your readers by switching the POV. The only time I'll switch POV's is if I'm co-writing a story with someone, and that's the road they feel like taking. But that's the only way you'll see a POV switch in anything I write.

5. I won't cuss in my stories. It's stupid, but if anyone here watches iCarly, they know that there is no cussing there. So, I feel like it's more in-character for them to 'cuss' by using words like chizz, what the yuck, cheese and rice, whatever. The only time there is any curse word in my stories, usually comes from adults, or the kids when they're overtly angry, or their character has developed to a point at which cursing would be logical.

6. I love getting story suggestions. If you know of an awesome story, and you don't see it down in my faves, PM me the name, and I'll be on that like fried chicken. I'll probably get back to you on if I liked it as well, and maybe even feature it in whatever story I'm writing at that time.

7. I always drink Dr Pepper when I write. If I'm not, then my writing sucks eggs (well, more eggs than it already sucks).

8. I also always listen to music when I write. Always.

9. All of the chapters in my stories are named after songs. One of my stories is actually named after a song as well. The only chapters not named after songs are the first five or six of my first story, because I was actually creative back then with names. Now, I just name them after whatever song I was listening to when I finished the chapter.

10. I personally think my writing sucks. I've been told differently, but I really don't like most of it. There are a few random pieces I've done here and there that I have felt halfway decent about, but for the most part I don't care for it. This is my epic downfall as a writer.

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Bait by dontblameme-igrewupontv reviews
"Over the summer, Puberty-Clause gave her curves and legs, and a very distracting torso. All it gave me was a hormone tumor in my brain that makes me think about curves and legs, and a very distracting Sam."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iWill Always Love You by StoryTeller125 reviews
Carly Shay needs help when she suffers from a serious mental illness. Can she count on her family and friends? How will everyone's lives change and go on in the aftermath. Rated M for discussion of rape and suicide attempt.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,117 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B.
Instances of Doubt by my paper teeth reviews
Because she feels like dust. Unwanted, insignificant, doubtful dust / Jade & Beck
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
I Sew Myself Shut by amberpire reviews
Even the brightest people have dark corners. AU ;Cat/Jade;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Cat V., Jade W.
Smoke Stars by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
And spend your last breath under city lights. / Carly-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Carly S. - Complete
Minus Ten by aloxi reviews
"You should go away before I hit you." "That's mean. You're not supposed to hit people." "I don't do what I'm supposed to." / / Or, the first time Beck meets Jade.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Third Wheel by the color is blinding reviews
It only takes one domino to fall to have a chain reaction on your hands. At first they tip slowly, but eventually everything comes crashing down. One seemingly harmless action resulted in what no one could have ever expected: death.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
The Good Left Undone by iigekreuzigt reviews
All because of you, I believe in angels. Not the kind with wings, no, not the kind with halos. The kind that bring you home, when home becomes a strange place. CAM
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
like smoke rising from the fire, taking me higher by aloxi reviews
Mariah West is fully aware that she's sort of a crappy mom. / / Or, how Jade grows up. Some JadeBeck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jade W. - Complete
Broken Clock by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day." Sam-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by journaliar reviews
It's them except it's not them. Not really. CarlyxSam, slight Creddie and Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
Possessive Tendencies by amberpire reviews
You're a good person. You don't vandalize things. But Sam made it sound so, so good when she whispered it in your ear. ;Carly/Sam;
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
why say it again? by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
AU. "I'm not crazy, you know," she says. The legal documents say, "Yes, you are." Seddie. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSpend A Night In Jail by demondreaming reviews
Carly gets arrested with Sam, now they're stuck in jail for the night. Gotta pass the time somehow... Oneshot, femmeslash, pretty much PWP, Cam pairing.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
scream at the sky by fandrastic reviews
because as good as she was at tearing things apart, he was just as good at putting things back together. spam drabbles for those who may/may not like spam, some slight seddie/creddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Wristband by Nikkel reviews
...Carly spotted quite the peculiar sweatband hugging her friend’s wrist. It was entirely rainbow colored, with stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet, radiating and bright for all the world to see... Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Birdhouse In Your Soul by Panda Hallows reviews
After the sudden death of her mother, Sam is swept up in a whole new life and an exploration of her past as well as her parents past while dealing with her growing feelings for a certain tech producer.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,387 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Mortal Wounds by Confushi Sushi reviews
A new case takes Olivia through the wringer. contains self-harm
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,082 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - O. Benson - Complete
Twin by A39bridge reviews
-"You know Sam hates you, but you don't care." Sam and Melanie, as told by Melanie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sam P., Melanie P. - Complete
Running From the Truth by Puddin' Pop and his Jacks reviews
Annie is in love with Silver but she's too afraid to tell Silver. Silver is slowly falling apart - but still stubborning trying to hold eveything inside her. Kelly is trying to break through to Silver and get her sister too trust her.
90210 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,792 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - [Annie W., Silver] Dixon W., Kelly T,
Ellie Falls by Gypsy Love
Ellie falls for Craig when he joins her support group, Ellie point of view.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ellie N., Craig M.
Song Book of Sickos by MsArtsyFartsy reviews
This is an AU sometime after season six. CRELLIE. Ellie and Craig are both recovering from addictions and find out just how much they need each other to be any kind of normal
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ellie N., Craig M.
All that Giltters is Not Gold by leeluvzya reviews
Silver centric - Explores her life with her alcoholic Mother & all that goes along with it. Silver is a lonely girl & struggles with her circumstances. Most if not all characters will be play a part in the story at some point. Eventually Silver & Dixon
90210 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,799 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008
iAm Not Surprised by ButterflyRae reviews
To some, her behavior may have seemed erratic, but Fredward Benson was not surprised. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Wonderful by journaliar reviews
...you look nothing like your mother save for the twirls of blond hair you inherited from her but the blue eyes and the smirk are all your dad’s, your real dad’s, and if anyone cared they’d notice." CarlyxSam. Dark themes-deals with abuse.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
iNeed My Blanket by UntoldGlory reviews
A dark look on why Sam is what she is, my twisted theories on it. If you're easily disturbed, don't read.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sam P.
As if I Had Someone by newxyorkxloser reviews
She's broken. She's beautiful and she's broken and she came back home and she's sitting on my welcome mat and it's the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. CarlyxSam Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
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Mud reviews
One-Shot. Freddie is the dirt to Sam's water. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Screw Up reviews
One Shot. Sam is pretty messed up. After awaking at the Shay's with no knowledge of ever walking there, she seriously needs a shoulder to cry on. Or just to cry. Sam-centric. Extreme undertones of Cam. Implied self-harm?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Blurry reviews
One-Shot. "Everything seemed to fade away and become blurry when his face came into view..." Nothing is ever as it seems. Sam-centric. Implied Abuse?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
Figuratively Speaking reviews
One Shot. Carly and Freddie are dating, and it's ripping our favorite meat-lover, Sam Puckett, apart. The much darker side of unrequited love.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sam P.
Daddy's Girl reviews
Sam's dad is back after ten years, but he only complicates things more for his daughter. WARNING: This story contains some graphic chizz. Why do you think it's rated M?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 109,284 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete