Giuliana Orleans
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Joined 03-18-08, id: 1527918, Profile Updated: 02-18-10
Author has written 1 story for Napoleon Dynamite.

Hello! I am a 16 year old silly lady hailing from Buenos Aires, Argentina. My interests include writing and comedy, and I do write since I was six and did a mini-book about the adventures of my cats as they roamed about in the roofs. I called it "I've always loved you, though I've always been castrated". I love to write anything, from poetry to novels (I'm working on two at the moment), from short stories to plays, comedy sketches, and pretty much anything, though I never published anything but a crappy short story on paperback officially (yet). My sense of humour is surreal and influenced by the likes of Monty Python and the Treehouse of Horror episodes of The Simpsons. I hope you like my crazy fanfics. Remember that 99 of the times they're not to be taken seriously.

I'm planning on writing silly fanfics for:

- Ben & Arthur

- Freddy vs. Jason

- Killer Klowns from Outer Space

- Harry Potter (Neville Longbottom)

- Miss March

- Monty Python (Arthur Putey, etc.)

- Snakes on a Plane

- The Hangover

- The Simpsons (Kosovo Autumn, etc.)

- The Whitest Kids U' Know (Me and My Buddy, Rex Bosworth, Paul Nichols, etc.)

- Troll 2

Napoleon Dynamite Two by bengrande reviews
Serious NapoleonPedro piece. Please read and review, I'm thinking about developing this into a screenplay to send to Jared Hess.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005
Napoleon Dynamite in the Outer Space reviews
Napoleon is away from home, in the Outer Space with alien appareance. Will he be able to come back to Earth?
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete