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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello, all! If you're reading this, then I've probably reviewed one of your stories! I love Twilight a LOT more than I should (but don't we all?), and I spend entirely too much time on the computer.

You can call me Jessie. You can also call me crazy. Free speech, remember?

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. STEPHANIE MEYER DOES.

Stupid copyright laws.

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Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5490 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,885 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,434 - Follows: 6,119 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,720 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stress by Storms reviews
Every girl dreams of a man who knows exactly what they are feeling. A glimpse into life married to Jasper Hale. Takes place the Summer between Twilight and New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Dr. Cullen is an analytical person. As a psychologist in a woman’s mental institute/penitentiary he has to be. He doesn't believe in anything other than science and logic. But sometimes things are just illogical. J&A---- A REAL THINKER. I AM NOT GIVING UP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper
I Bet It Stung by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Twisted little one-shot. Bella fixes Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11631 - Favs: 8,556 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets by Heartbroken1 reviews
Three very different women deal with life, love, and betrayal. cowritten with Forks1 and mommyofboth
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,817 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5258 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5498 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Many Layers of a Dress by MkGrays reviews
Lovely dresses & gossip Bella had to endure it her whole life. Her exceeding brother and her proper sister, but how much is too much? How much longer until Bella takes a slip into the forbidden wild where she meets the mysterious man with the copper hair?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
The Closed Book Bella by BookMe reviews
Edward Cullen is Bella's councellor. She's his longest running case who also messes up his amazing sucess rate statistics. Find out Bella's dark secret and find out how Edward cracks her. Edward and the Cullens-Vampires, Bella-Human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Effects of Alcohol by HM TAFFY reviews
When her friends get Bella drunk on Rosalie’s hen night, it was bound to end badly - but not this badly. A revealing bunny costume, a fist-fight in a club and the barman. Did she really offer to sleep with him? All human, usual pairings. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,771 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Keyed Up by OMECoven reviews
Edward and the gang are college age and heading to Key West for summer jobs. Laughs and romance abound. Rated M for adult situations/lemonade, AH, some OOC moments, canon pairing. Short prologue but give it a chance, enjoy, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,754 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Twists and Turns in Life by Muff'Nbutter reviews
Want to read something special that may not have you guessing, but will shock you with what comes to pass? Something that seems ordinary but underneath is unique and new? You'll be saying "wtf?" in no time at all! in a good way, of course :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
What if I am a superhero? by linnybug reviews
Similar story to original Twilight, but with a very different Bella. Story has a better description. Rated M, just in case...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,167 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Pendragon2 reviews
A century later, Bella returns to say one last goodbye. Inspired by the song by Linkin Park.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
California Sunshine by Hateful Loving reviews
It’s not Forks anymore,it’s California.Bella, Alice and Rose are sisters who rule the school the guys want them,the girls jealous whats better than that?But it all ends one day when they must change schools.Full summary inside.Things get more interesting!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,059 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
Emmett's Irritation by Heartbroken1 reviews
Since Nessie’s birth Jacob Black has become a thorn in Rosalie’s side. And what bothers Rosalie eventually ends up irritating Emmett too. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Humor. Chapter 26, approximately Page 522.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Given a Choice by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob leaves the pack, becoming his own Alpha, and finally gives Leah an alternative to being forever tied to Sam. For www . twilighted . net Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Courage. Takes place during Chapter 11, approximately Page 212
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Leah - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Needs and Wants by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen? Scared? by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Edward and Bella watch a scary movie at Charlie's house. Bella sure gets a kick out of Edward's reaction to a part in the movie. Who knew that it would start a war of pranks over at the Cullens! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Two Beds And A Coffee Machine by kirstie23 reviews
Bella leaves behind an abusive relationship and starts again in Forks. When a hot young doctor comes knocking on her door romance is bound to occur but something dark is waiting to pounce. AU ALL HUMAN. M for adult content and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms by KelliNicole reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Shopaholic's Fantasy by BubblyLit reviews
In an attempt to rescue Bella from Alice's shopping addiction, The Cullen's join the girls on a shopping extravaganza only to be found...conveniently locked in the mall for the night! But before panicking...Why not...Have a little fun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Pop Rocks by chickymeg177 reviews
Edward shows Bella what he can do with Pop Rocks...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
I Just Want You to Hear Me by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Songfic to "My Immortal" by Evanescence. After Edward leaves Bella to fend for herself in this enormous, lonely world, Bella scrounges up enough courage to confront her painful memory of him with the help of a simple song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Into the Night by unicornhime reviews
AU Set in the late 1800s from Edward's POV. Bella's engaged, but not to Edward, and when her fiancé betrays her in the worst way, Edward is going to make sure that justice is served. His style. Inspired by Rosalie's story. *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,739 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Thirst by iamvamp reviews
Bella has to quench the thirst that's taking over her... *ONE SHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Seasons Of Love by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Bella and her friends are about to start their next semester at NYU. A string of attackers and murders comes to light. The verdict is made that no girl on campus is safe... EPILOGUE! AU All human. College years. ITS OVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Waiting For Forever by TwilightFan4Life reviews
A fanfiction based after Eclipse. Basically my personal version of Breaking Dawn. Chapter 17, Wedded Bliss is up. Beware its lemony! Chapter 27 Now up...also a lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,109 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
The Spoils of War by mysteryredhead reviews
How to decide between two delicious boys? Easy! Let them fight it out. It was time to sit back, and enjoy the spoils of war.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Shampoo by vnfan reviews
After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Battle Scars by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward divulges an interesting piece of his past to Bella. [EdwardBella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Rosalie the Mechanic? by saranicole reviews
I always thought of Rosalie as someone who wouldn’t want to get dirt under her fingernails, so what would prompt her to want to work on a car? This is my story of how Rosalie became a mechanic. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Stealing Has Its Exceptions by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Blushes by redeem reviews
What happens to Edward and Bella on a hot summer day? Written for Alcyone's 52word Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Safe Harbor by Skipper Pompeii reviews
A storm is a powerful thing. What does Bella and Edward do when one rolls in a day they're in Port Angeles? WINNER of the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Fanfiction site.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Ascenseur reviews
When something terrible happens to Bella, who will be there to comfort her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Memories reviews
Bella is reminiscing...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
All Over You reviews
Jacob hears a song on the radio whose implications are too strong to ignore... Moderate Eclipse spoilers inside, be warned!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete