Christine M. Greenleafhide bio
 Author has written 236 stories for Batman, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Star Wars, and Dracula. I love villains. I love defending their points of view. I love making them into heroes, although not in the usual sense. I love them being bad to bone, but somehow still compelling. And I love evil love. You can't foil a plan that's built on it, after all. I've published five books in a series of novels all about Count Dracula, called "The Immortal Dragon Series," as M. H. Bryan. The first four books, "Son of the Dragon," "Wrath of the Dragon," "Heart of the Dragon," "Death of the Dragon," and "Curse of the Dragon" are available for Kindle and on Paperback. Look for them on Amazon in your region, or visit my website: www[dot]mhbryanauthor[dot]com I just want to add a huge thank you to all my followers and anyone who's reviewed. You are all fantastic people, and I truly appreciate the support! :-) Just because everyone keeps asking, my Joker as I write him is always Mark Hamill, and my Harley is always Arleen Sorkin. No disrespect to other interpretations of the characters, but for me, they are the one and only versions :-) For people who have asked about my ratings system, I rate all my Fanfics M because the guidelines on this site describes an M rating as: "Not suitable for children or teens below the age of 16 with non-explicit suggestive adult themes, references to some violence, or coarse language. Fiction M can contain adult language, themes and suggestions. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA." I usually write non-explicit yet suggestive dialogue/themes, some violence, and occasional coarse language, so to me, that's the suitable rating for what I write. Smut or excessive violence should be rated MA, which is banned on this site, and which I do not write on this site. If you want smut and excessive violence, read my Dracula books! ;-) I don't agree with all the criteria necessarily, or the age at which they think that kind of stuff is appropriate, but I'm just trying to follow the rules :-) |
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In Another Life XV reviews
For everyone who has requested another in this series, and in honor of Valentine's Day, this is another story of the intertwined lives and mad love of the gangster Jack Napier and Dr. Harleen Quinzel before and after they become the Joker and Harley Quinn. Because it's not love if you're not crazy for them ;-) Happy Valentine's Day, all!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 2/13 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
One Bad Day reviews
In the "Batman Arkham VR" game, the Batcomputer lists a selection of the Joker's numerous crimes, 45 in all. I thought it would be amusing to write a story where Joker commits all 45 of those crimes in one day, setting his own personal record. This is that story. Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/14/2023 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
It Is to Laugh, Huh, Mr J? reviews
Instead of my annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, (happy 72nd birthday, sir!) and because of the sad death of the divine Arleen Sorkin in August, I decided to combine a tribute fic to her Harley Quinn with a birthday fic for Mark's Joker. I hope everyone enjoys the antics of what, for me, will always be the ultimate versions of the clown couple. RIP Arleen, and HB Mark!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2023 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
It's all Greek to Me reviews
The Joker decides to tell his twin children his versions of some of the more notable Greek myths, substituting the residents of Gotham for the various gods and monsters.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 1/12/2023 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Silent Knight, Holy Knight reviews
My Christmas story this year, dedicated to the memory of Kevin Conroy - Batman doesn't speak in the story because he's lost his voice, just as we all have lost Batman's voice forever, but he still manages to find some form of Christmas cheer among the residents of Arkham. RIP to the one and only Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2022 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil reviews
My Halloween story this year! :-) After the failure of his latest scheme, the Scarecrow resolves to only employ competent people to help with his Halloween attack on Gotham. Unfortunately, competence isn't all you need, and when Scarecrow attracts an unwanted admirer, he learns to be careful what he wishes for. Thanks to JTR01 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2022 - Published: 9/27/2022 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Clown World reviews
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, where the Joker speculates about the various forms of insanity that rule the world - happy 71st to the one and only Joker! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2022 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Greater Good reviews
After a particularly deadly supercriminal attack on Gotham City, the Justice League overrides Batman wishes and gets President Lex Luthor to authorize an extreme intervention - implanting a chip in the brains of the Arkham inmates which will render them harmless in reality by trapping them in virtual reality forever.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/21/2022 - Published: 1/9/2022 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker - Complete
Holiday Hijinks reviews
My Christmas story this year! :-) When the Joker and Two-Face get into a fight over a botched heist, Joker vows to kill Two-Face as revenge. Harley Quinn is determined to not let him go through with killing one of their friends during the season of goodwill, but can she foil Mr. J without his plans blowing up in her face (literally)? And what will she ever get him for Christmas?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2021 - Published: 12/6/2021 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
I Know What You Did Last Halloween reviews
As the title implies, this tribute to the slasher genre is my Halloween story this year! It's very early but I'm excited! :-) On Halloween night one year ago, the Arkham inmates helped a man cover up a murder. And now they're being stalked by a mysterious figure in the asylum who seems to know all about that particular crime, and wants to make them all pay for it...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,654 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2021 - Published: 9/27/2021 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Being Joker reviews
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, where the Joker explains what it's like to be the most perfect guy who ever lived - happy 70th to the one and only Joker! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2021 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
Indiana Joker and the Batman of Doom reviews
The Joker, exasperated by endless terrible prequels, sequels, and reboots, decides to send Hollywood his own script for a new Indiana Jones movie, with a slightly different protagonist, but with the same Nazi-hating spirit of adventure! I've been wanting to write this for ages - hope everyone enjoys! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,396 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2021 - Published: 7/7/2021 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Wronger reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn appear to have broken up permanently when Harley and her babies, both human and fur, flee to Metropolis. In Harley's absence, the Joker grows even more cruel and sadistic, but as usual with the clown couple, all is not as it seems. Thanks to Deepsea for the initial suggestion - I've played around with it somewhat and hope you like the result! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2021 - Published: 3/22/2021 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
In Another Life XIV reviews
Another in this series, for everyone who enjoys it! :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is a young psychiatrist hoping to make a difference in the world for the better. Through the influence of Jack Napier, she gradually comes to realize that the world is a madhouse, and going crazy is the only sane response.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,802 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/20/2021 - Published: 1/9/2021 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
A Rose for Christmas reviews
My Christmas story this year, for everyone who asked me to do more with Ivy's daughter Rose :-) Poison Ivy wants to experience a family Christmas for once, and grows her daughter Rose back again to live her life for another year. Only this time, Rose gets to meet the Joker twins for holiday hi-jinks!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,198 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2020 - Published: 11/14/2020 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
The Legend of Gotham Hollow reviews
My Halloween story this year! :-) Jonathan Crane reads his own version of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," featuring himself as Ichabod Crane, and many more familiar faces, including the Headless Batman...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,038 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 10/14/2020 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Seeds of Change reviews
Poison Ivy is concerned at Harley Quinn's sudden disappearance shortly after she announces she's pregnant with Joker's child. Ivy resolves to save her best friend from Joker's clutches by any means necessary, whether Harley wants to be saved or not...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 8/25/2020 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Service With a Smile reviews
My annual monologue for the one and only Joker's birthday, Mr. Mark Hamill, 69 years old today! *Good year, whey-hey, insert innuendos here, it's what Joker would want! ;-)* Here's hoping to many, many more portrayals of the Clown Prince and anything else he feels like doing! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker
Arkham Night reviews
On the fifth anniversary of the release of "Arkham Knight," this is an alternate version of the story, set 15 years after the events in "Arkham City" and featuring a surprising new identity for the Arkham Knight character. Thanks to Bearer of Writers Block for the suggestion, and the inspiration! Enjoy!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,609 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 6/23/2020 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Harley Q., Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Necessary Evil reviews
In a situation not far removed from our own, the Rogues Gallery are confined to Arkham Asylum during a pandemic, and they are left to entertain themselves with various stories, some of which have a chance of coming true...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,516 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Irresponsible You reviews
With Batman out of town, the Joker takes it upon himself to be responsible for stopping crime in Gotham, with hopefully hilarious results. Thanks to Gakuto1991 for the suggestion, and thanks to cherrylips1960 for suggesting the Scarecrow angle :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 3/11/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Best Laid Plans reviews
My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Harley does her best to plan a romantic, Valentine's Day outing for both her and the Joker, which ends up going nowhere near according to plan.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,419 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2020 - Published: 1/19/2020 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Santa Claus is Coming to Town reviews
My Christmas story this year! This was an idea given to me by my amazing goddaughter, Emilia, and this story is dedicated to her. :-) The Joker tells his children about the time when Batman knocked out Santa Claus, mistaking him for a burglar, and how it was left to the Joker to save Christmas.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2020 - Published: 12/11/2019 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker - Complete
Season of the Witch reviews
My Halloween story this year! :-) When Morgaine Le Fey is brought back to life in modern day Gotham City, the city needs a hero to save it from her destruction. And it'll get the hero it deserves, but maybe not the one it needs ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2019 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Klarion the Witch Boy - Complete
Scared Straitjacket reviews
Thanks to Gakuto1991 for the suggestion! :-) A new initiative from the mayor's office brings the Scared Straight program, where juvenile offenders are sent to mix with real criminals, to Arkham Asylum. Needless to say, the results are not what anyone was hoping for.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Joker Day reviews
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday - this time, the Clown Prince of Crime wants to establish a new holiday, and provides a Five Point Plan to Joker Enlightenment. Happy 68th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2019 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Gotham Noir reviews
The Joker suffers an accident that both Batman and Harley feel responsible for, which lands him in a coma. He awakens to a very different Gotham City from the one he knew, where he has to figure out if he can get home, and if he wants to.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 8/18/2019 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Operation Puddin'break II reviews
The sequel to my "Operation Puddin'break" fic, set a few months after that story and building on its events which take place after "Arkham Knight." Bruce Wayne is forced to take up the mantle of Batman again, and confront not only Gotham's new murderous vigilante in the form of Jason Todd, but also deal with the combined consciousness of the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Harley Q., Red Hood/Jason T. - Complete
First Days reviews
The inmates of Arkham Asylum take a trip down memory lane and recall their respective first days in the institution for the criminally insane. Aside from Joker, who seems to have always been there...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Face to Face reviews
Two-Face begins being able to ignore the dictates of his coin, and is released from Arkham Asylum and reunited with his friend Bruce Wayne. As Harvey Dent tries to readjust to living a normal life without his alter ego and lunatic associates, the two former friends struggle to rebuild the relationship they had before they became Two-Face and Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,808 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 2/16/2019 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Skin Deep reviews
My Valentine's Day story this year (thank you AnaBanana27 for the suggestion!) Poison Ivy's latest plant growth serum has unexpected and hopefully humorous results when Harley injects herself with it in the hopes of surprising the Joker on Valentine's Day.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 2/6/2019 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Krampus Christmas reviews
My Christmas story for this year :-) The Joker family hears about the German superstition of Krampus, which the Joker dismisses as just a legend. But then strange things start to happen in Gotham City, which makes him consider whether there might be some truth in it after all, but more importantly, whether his children are in danger. Thanks to Blue Kitsune for the suggestion!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
In Another Life XIII reviews
Yet another in this series :-) Young intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel is struggling with her career and her life, until the criminal Jack Napier arrives at Arkham Asylum for therapy, and helps her find her smile.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman, The Joker, Dr. Leland - Complete
Trickster Treat reviews
My Halloween story this year :-) Fun abounds in Gotham City when the Trickster and his henchwench Prank show up from Central City in order to enter into some friendly and frightening competition with the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 10/4/2018 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Topsy-Turvy Thursday reviews
This is a sequel of sorts to my story "Wacky Wednesday," where Jervis Tetch again accidentally changes the fabric of reality by experimenting with alien technology, and ends up swapping the bodies of two of the Gotham City Sirens, with hopefully hilarious results ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,453 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Multiple Choice reviews
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday - this time, the Clown Prince of Crime narrates his thoughts on his origin stories. Happy 67th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Greatest Showman in Gotham reviews
This was suggested by a guest reviewer, and something I've been wanting to write since seeing "The Greatest Showman" for the first time. Because if the Joker isn't the Greatest Showman in Gotham, who is? :-) I'm only sorry I can't replicate the incredible music in story form, but you'll have to just imagine the Rogues singing "This Is Me," as I always do ;-) Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Battle of the Sexes reviews
My (belated, sorry!) Valentine's Day story this year. After all three of their boyfriends forget to make plans on Valentine's Day, Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn determine to go someplace where they won't have to deal with men ever again - the women-only island of Themyscira. Will the men fight to get them back, and will they win against an army of Amazons?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,621 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Arkham Oddyssey reviews
Thought I'd do something epic for my 200th story ;-) So here it is - Joker tells his own version of Homer's "Odyssey." Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion, and thanks to all my readers for helping me get to 200 with their incredible support! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,880 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Home for Christmas reviews
Just a Christmas one-shot this year, featuring Dr. Leland and her crazy Arkham family! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Dr. Leland - Complete
Batbusters reviews
My Halloween story for this year - it's early but I'm excited! :-) While crashing Jonathan Crane's Halloween party early, Joker puts his own spin on his favorite Halloween movie, "Ghostbusters."
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Buddy Comedy reviews
I've been wanting to write this since "Arkham Knight," because that's basically what the game was to me! XD When Lex Luthor threatens innocents and goes into deep hiding, Batman is asked by the Justice League to team up with the Joker, the only other person who knows where Luthor is. Batman is forced to develop a friendship with his arch-nemesis, with amusing results.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,835 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile reviews
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy 66th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Poison Ivy's Birthday Bash reviews
Poison Ivy wants to celebrate her birthday with a grown-up women only evening. She insists on Harley Quinn being there, which is problematic, since it means Harley has to leave her toddler children in the care of their father, the Joker. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to Freelancer Mississippi for the suggestion of Emilia joining in on Girl's Night :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
In Another Life XII reviews
Fortunately for everyone who enjoys this series, I can't stop writing them :-) This time, Jack Napier is a clown at Haly's Circus, and a rival of the Flying Graysons. When the circus arrives in Gotham City, Jack meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and his destiny.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker - Complete
Arkham Audited reviews
Due to lack of funds, a new initiative from the mayor's office turns Arkham Asylum into a tourist attraction, where people can pay to stare at the supercriminals in their cells. Needless to say, this doesn't end well.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,054 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
While the Harley's Away reviews
Harley goes away for the weekend to attend her parents' thirtieth wedding anniversary party in Brooklyn, leaving the Joker behind in Gotham, on her parents' request. She asks Jonathan Crane to look in on Joker to make sure he doesn't follow her, and doesn't get up to any trouble. Unfortunately for both of them, that's not the Joker's MO.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,923 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Gotham City Sirens reviews
The title is a literal one ;-) Joker tells his daughter the story of "The Little Mermaid," Joker-style, of course. The story stars Little Mermaid Harley and her love, the Clown Prince, for whom she gives up her life under the sea with her fellow Gotham City Sirens, much to their dismay.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,019 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, The Joker - Complete
Hearts, Clubs, and Diamonds reviews
My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
In Another Life XI reviews
Yet another in this series for the many people who've requested it :-) This time, Jack Napier, a petty criminal and con man, meets successful and attractive Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and determines to make her smile again.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,177 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Election Season reviews
Think 2016 is the worst possible US presidential election ever? Think again! ;-) President Lex Luthor is running for his second term in office, when the Joker decides to run against him. Will Luthor's politically savvy but morally bankrupt campaign win against the Joker's political inexperience, insanity, and pledge to "Make America Laugh Again"? ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Harley Quinn, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
The Joker of the Opera reviews
The Joker tells his twin children the story of a mysterious, disfigured, homicidal maniac who lives underneath the Paris Opera House and encourages the talent of the young soprano, Harleen Quinzel, while terrorizing the other performers. I've been wanting to do a Batman version of my favorite musical for ages, and I finally got around to it! Enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Facing Fears reviews
As Halloween rolls around in Gotham City, the Scarecrow is up to his usual tricks of spreading terror among its unsuspecting citizens. This year, however, he's forced to confront his own deep-rooted fears when his teenage son Irving drops an unexpected bombshell.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Rose Among the Thorns reviews
A new Wayne Industries mining facility in Brazil threatens a rare flower, so naturally Poison Ivy is keen to protect it. She asks both Harley Quinn and Two-Face to join her, who refuse, forcing Ivy to go alone. When she goes missing, both Two-Face and Harley (and a reluctant Joker) have to head into the wild to rescue her.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Folks Who Just Don't Get the Joke reviews
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy 65th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
A Man Who Could Make You Laugh Again reviews
Jonathan Crane insists that the Joker and Harley Quinn's romance is based on circumstance, rather than fate, and borrows Jervis Tetch's alternate reality simulator to try and change the circumstances of their meeting in his favor. Is Joker and Harley's mad love meant to be, or just an unhappy accident? Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Arkham Through the Ages, Part III reviews
Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part III is a tale of World War II, where Arkham Camp on the Western Front experiences a treat when the double act of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy come to entertain them...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,033 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Looking for a Good Time reviews
"The Killing Joke" movie, although largely fantastic, featured a small, controversial, and out of character scene for me (no, not THAT scene!) ;-) This story is mostly a humorous attempt to reconcile it with the Joker I know and love. Enjoy! :-) (Potential spoilers for "The Killing Joke" movie - do see it if you get a chance as it's mostly excellent!)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,866 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Doormat reviews
Harley Quinn becomes jealous of another woman in the Joker's life, and overcompensates by becoming even more of a doormat than usual to keep him with her. Joker uses Harley's jealousy to his advantage, until Harley figures out that's just what he's doing, and turns the tables on him by playing him at his own game...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,578 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
In Another Life X reviews
For everyone who requested another in this series :-) Yet another tale of the young Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first meeting with the man known as Jack Napier.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,718 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Arkham Through the Ages, Part II reviews
Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part II is a tale of medieval England, where Arkham Forest in Nottinghamshire is the home of the notorious outlaw Robbin' Joker and his band of Merry Men...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,316 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
The Scoop reviews
Vicki Vale fears her career as a reporter has stagnated, and in an act of desperation, asks the Joker for an interview. Her search for the perfect scoop quickly gets out of hand as Vale soon finds herself way over her head, and on the wrong side of the Joker's irrationally jealous and psychotic girlfriend, Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Vicki V. - Complete
Rogues in Wonderland reviews
Joker tells his twin children Arleen and J.J. a version of the "Alice in Wonderland" story featuring some very familiar faces, much to Jervis Tetch's annoyance.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Shadows of the Past reviews
After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...thanks to Eric Border for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,711 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Couples Retreat reviews
My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Jonathan Crane's wife asks Harley Quinn to babysit their kids so she and her husband can spend the weekend at a romantic couples retreat. Harley agrees, tired of having to beg the Joker for romance, which infuriates the Joker enough to book the two of them into the same retreat. What could possibly go wrong? ;-) Happy V-Day, everyone!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Arkham Through the Ages, Part I reviews
Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part I is a tale of the Old West, and a dump of a frontier town called Arkham, where only the most vile and depraved criminals dare settle...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,457 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Deadmeat reviews
My take on how Joker and Harley would react to the events in the Suicide Squad and New 52 universe in general. (I am not a fan of the Suicide Squad, or the New 52 universe in general! XD) When Amanda Waller comes to recruit Harley, she is foiled by Joker, and vows to make him suffer until Harley agrees to join the Suicide Squad. And so she sends Deadshot to Gotham...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
It's a Crazy Life reviews
My holiday-themed story for this year. Apologies for it being late, but I was on vacation for Christmas! After a meeting with Lex Luthor, the Joker begins to question whether he's lost his touch as a supervillain, and receives a visit from a guardian Bat-angel to reveal his life is pretty wonderfully crazy after all.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
A story based on the events in "Deathstroke #58," where Joker receives a letter from a little girl and ends up doing something heroic. His rare act of heroism comes back to haunt him ten years later, when the child he rescued grows up to adore him, a fact that Harley Quinn is not at all pleased by. Thanks to Lilpixiegirl2511 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 11/24/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Back to the Future of Gotham reviews
I was inspired to do this one from all the Back to the Future day celebrations on October 21, 2015! XD The Joker and Harley Quinn's twin children, Arleen and J.J., accidentally activate Jervis Tetch's time machine that takes them back to the past on the day their parents first met in Arkham Asylum...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,980 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
What Dreams May Come reviews
Second scary Halloween story, because I couldn't resist! XD Batman is fear gassed by Scarecrow and wakes up to find that he's a patient in an Arkham Asylum run by the inmates. Is it a Halloween prank, a fear gas hallucination, or has Batman always been crazy all along? Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion. :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Fright Night reviews
Jonathan Crane, otherwise known as the Scarecrow, has everything he could ever want in life, and his first Halloween with his family promises to be the best of his life. But family can be a trick as much as a treat, and Scarecrow's plans for a Halloween scheme are swiftly derailed when his wife receives some unexpected news...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 10/16/2015 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
In Another Life IX reviews
For everyone who's requested another in this series :-) This one takes place during and after the events in "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm," so if you haven't seen that, get your hands on a copy right away because it's awesome :-) Thanks to FanfictionLurker1 for the suggestion!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Community Service reviews
A new initiative to re-integrate the Arkham inmates into society sees the Joker, Two-Face, and Poison Ivy all performing community service at the Iceberg Lounge, under the watchful eye of the Penguin. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to xQEAx for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Poison Ivy - Complete
The King of Crazy reviews
Apologies for this being a day late - I keep unintentionally going away on Mark's birthday! XD My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy belated 64th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2015 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
One Short Day in Arkham City reviews
Just another ordinary day in Arkham City for the Joker and Harley Quinn...or is it?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Harley Q., The Joker - Complete
A Bit of Fun reviews
From the beginning of their relationship, the Joker insisted that Harley Quinn was just a bit of fun to him. This story examines the beginning of that relationship, and continues on through the many ups and downs to see if the Joker can finally admit that Harley means more to him than that. Thanks to Mrsmellarkandeaton for the breakup ideas! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,128 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Beauty and the Joker reviews
Suggested by a guest reviewer, this is a version of the story of Beauty and the Beast featuring the residents of Arkham Asylum :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Operation Puddin'break reviews
A sequel story taking place after the events of "Batman: Arkham Knight." Major spoilers for the game - please don't read if you haven't played the it yet/don't want to know how it ends. :-) Thanks to Max000 for the Children of Ivy!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - The Joker, Harley Q., Scarecrow/J. Crane, Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch - Complete
Gotham Through the Ages, Part III reviews
Last in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. Finally, a tale of Gotham City in the Roaring Twenties and the age of gangsters, bootlegging, and all that jazz.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Wacky Wednesday reviews
Jervis Tetch gets his hands on alien technology which allows him to manipulate the fabric of reality on a subatomic level. An accident involving said technology has unintended, and potentially disastrous consequences when The Joker and Bruce Wayne find themselves trapped in each other's bodies...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker - Complete
Gotham Wars reviews
In honor of Star Wars Day - May the 4th be with you! :-) A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…The Justice Empire has mandated themselves rulers of the galaxy, and have attempted to unite the universe under their own brand of galactic peace and order. The universe's only hope for liberty lies in an unlikely group of rogues to unite and restore freedom to the galaxy…
Crossover - Star Wars & Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,202 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
It Started With a Meeting reviews
Poison Ivy claims that the events in "Batman: Arkham Knight" started with a meeting of all the supervillains. This is my take on what that meeting was probably like. Minor spoilers from "Batman: Arkham Knight" (Go play it - it's awesome! :-)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Harley Q., Poison Ivy, Two-Face/Harvey Dent - Complete
The Bride of the Scarecrow reviews
With everyone's lives apparently moving forward, Jonathan Crane feels left out at being the only one without a family or a relationship. But all that is about to change when he meets a young woman called Emilia Lee, damaged by life and maybe just special enough to love the Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,190 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Damaged reviews
A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Wizard of Arkham reviews
The Joker tells his twin children a twist on the "Wizard of Oz" story, where a young girl called Harleen Quinzel is transported to the magic land of Arkham, full of witches and madmen, and the mysterious, merry, wacky, and wonderful Wizard of Arkham. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Double the Fun reviews
The Joker is sent by Lex Luthor to Central City, to see if he can talk some sense into the Trickster, who has been interfering in the Injustice League's operations with his own brand of wacky mayhem. And when Gotham City's Clown Prince of Crime meets Central City's crazy comedian, hilarity and madness are the inevitable result.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Gotham Through the Ages, Part II reviews
Second in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. This time, a swashbuckling tale of the high seas and how Gotham City fares during the Golden Age of Piracy.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,102 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Return of the Sparrow reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn are preparing for the imminent arrival of their baby, when the Joker's old rival, the glamorous Sparrow, returns to Gotham. Joker has a plan to be rid of her once and for all, a plan which he doesn't share with an increasingly erratic and irrational Harley, which of course can only lead to trouble...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Arkham Abroad reviews
When Jervis Tetch receives a letter from his brother informing him of their parents' death, he returns home to England to sort out his inheritance. He is accompanied by five other residents of Arkham Asylum, who inflict their presence on both him and Blighty, but might come in handy when Tetch discovers that his parents' death may not be as straightforward as it seems...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,667 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Lock-Up reviews
Lyle Bolton, Arkham's new draconian guard, makes life a living hell for all the asylum's inmates, in particular Jonathan Crane. But the tables are turned when Bolton himself is confined after taking on the persona of the supervillain Lock-Up, and has to face the Scarecrow on equal footing. Thanks to Just-Me-and-My-Brain for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Scarface - Complete
In Another Life VIII reviews
Just in time for Valentine's Day, another alternate universe story of a young Harleen Quinzel and an older Jack Napier, and how their lives and love came together. :-) Thanks to everyone who asked for another in this series! Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,344 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Ties That Bind (and Gag) reviews
The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out, declaring that his life will be better off without her. And thanks to the Riddler, Joker gets to see if that's true. This story is a belated birthday gift to my #1 fan, blackcat9517, whose support and suggestions have been invaluable :-) Thanks also to TeamRocketRose-Rachel, Starscream's Biglover, AllxThatxRemains, and Unsound Escape for the ideas!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Edward N./The Riddler, Two-Face - Complete
In Another Life VII reviews
For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,767 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Gotham Through the Ages, Part I reviews
First in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. First up, a tale of Victorian Gotham City and its experience of the Batman and his Gallery of Rogues.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Oy to the World reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn are spending their first Christmas with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., when Harley's parents decide to visit for the holidays to meet their grandchildren. Harley's parents are Jewish, and between her trying to impress them with her dysfunctional family, and trying not to offend them with Christmas, the holidays are anything but happy.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,881 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Beware the Sparrow reviews
When an old rival of the Joker from Batman's Golden Age reappears in Gotham, the Ace of Knaves is once again forced to prove himself the superior criminal to the Sparrow, who is determined to make the Joker work for her at any costs. Thanks to kari8888 for the suggestion and for translating the comic - I eventually found it in "The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told" anthology! XD
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
Poison Ivy realizes that she's lonely, and decides to grow herself a daughter that shares her human/plant hybridization. The problem is that Rose is more plant than human, and has the life-span of the flower she's named after. The other problem is that Ivy created her using genetic material from a man, and doesn't tell him...thanks to Erika Rush and GhostGlowLight for suggesting!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Poison Ivy, Two-Face, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Will the Real Joker Please Stand Up? reviews
After Batman foils several of the Joker's schemes before he can give the punchline, the Joker worries he's becoming predictable and decides to spend some time away from Gotham. Unbeknownst to him, while he's gone, a copycat Joker appears and starts committing crimes that fool everyone, even Batman and Harley...thanks to blackcat9517 and J-Eazy98 for the suggestions! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman, Poison Ivy - Complete
A Vampire in Gotham II reviews
The sequel to my story, "A Vampire in Gotham," suggested by Verdella Frost. As Halloween approaches, Gotham City is anything but treated when Count Dracula rises from the grave to take vengeance on those who destroyed him. Namely, Batman and the Joker. Happy Halloween, everyone! :-)
Crossover - Batman & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,616 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Dracula - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Child reviews
An eight-year-old boy named Jake Nobody is brought as a patient to Arkham Asylum, having no memory of his real name or background. The inmates have to adapt to a child in their midst, while Jake tries to fathom the mystery of his past, which could determine if he lives long enough to have a future. Thanks to Gcucullu-0 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,028 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Poison Ivy - Complete
Another Dark Knight reviews
An alternate universe story based on the events in my story "Blood Brothers." What if Thomas and Martha Wayne hadn't been murdered in Crime Alley, and the only change in Bruce's life came in the introduction of his half-brother, Jack Napier? Without Batman and the Joker, the two brothers' lives and relationship would be completely different. Or would they? Thanks to blackcat9517!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,309 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
Everybody Loves a Clown, So Why Don't You? reviews
Apologies for this being a day late! XD My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy belated 63rd birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Two-Face and Poison Ivy's relationship breaks down again, just as Harvey Dent's ex-fiancee, Grace Lamont, comes back into his life. Two-Face has to choose between the woman Harvey used to love, and the one Two-Face currently loves, which will take more than the flip of a coin.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Two-Face, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
He Ain't Crazy, He's My Brother reviews
Batman's world is turned completely upside-down when he suspects that the relationship between himself and his arch-nemesis the Joker might run deeper than it seems. This is for everyone who asked for a follow-up to my story "Blood Brothers." :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
A Better World reviews
After the events in the Justice League episode of the same name, the Joker finds himself transported to an alternate universe where the Justice Lords rule with a tight fist and lobotomize all who oppose their will.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
One of Nine Lives reviews
The Joker and Two-Face happen to stumble upon one of Catwoman's careers before she turned to cat burglary, something Selina Kyle is not proud of. They both determine to blackmail her by threatening to tell those closest to her, her friend Poison Ivy and her boyfriend Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Selina K./Catwoman, The Joker, Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
In Another Life VI reviews
I just can't stop writing these! XD For those of you who have asked for another installment, here's yet another alternate universe story about the gangster Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Poison Ivy - Complete
Date Night reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn are enjoying family life with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., who are cheerfully oblivious to their roles as criminal lunatics. But when the Clown Couple go out for a quiet date night, they get a lot more than they bargained for.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
He Took a Flower in its Prime reviews
Poison Ivy's world is turned upside down when Dr. Jason Woodrue, the man who transformed her from Pamela Isley into Poison Ivy, comes back into her life to ask for forgiveness. Ivy trusted him once and vows never to do so again, but can she really feel nothing for the man she gave up everything for?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
My Smile Will Go On reviews
In an effort to confine the inmates to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne provides the funds for them to make their own version of the movie "Titanic." No one is prepared for the final result. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for making the poster - enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Peace In Our Time reviews
When a race of superbeings arrives on Earth to preach peace and understanding, most of the Justice League is supportive, except Batman, who suspects there is more to the alien visitors than meets the eye. Things intensify when Batman goes missing, and Superman is forced to team up with Batman's greatest nemesis, the Joker, in order to find him.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Arkham Exposed reviews
When the Gotham City Sirens get an offer from Playman magazine to do a nude photo shoot, two of the three of them leap at the opportunity. Harley Quinn remains reluctant, however, thanks to her domineering boyfriend the Joker, who is adamant that his property doesn't expose herself to others. And that people would much rather see him naked anyway.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Frozen Hearts II reviews
The day Victor Freeze has dreamed about is at hand - he has found a cure for his beloved wife Nora and returns her to life. But far from solving all his problems, this only creates new ones, as he fears Nora will reject the monster he has become. And even if she doesn't, will it ever be possible for them to be together again?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Victor F./Mr. Freeze, Nora F., The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Injustice For All reviews
Lex Luthor and the Joker organize the annual Injustice League conference. Harley Quinn feels left out, and determines to prove herself the equal to anyone in the Injustice League by any methods necessary.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
In Another Life V reviews
Suggested by Arlene and MinaHarkerBlack, who asked me to do more with Jeannie Napier, yet another alternate universe story where a young Harleen Quinzel meets the gangster Jack Napier, changing both of their lives forever. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Joker's Wild reviews
The Joker takes over management of the Joker's Wild casino and seems to run it as a legitimate business, much to Batman's annoyance. Meanwhile, Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma, and Jervis Tetch attempt to prove once and for all who Batman's most intelligent rival is, by concocting a complicated scheme to rob the casino.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Falling reviews
A story detailing the transformation of Dr. Harleen Quinzel into Harley Quinn, and her early days as the Joker's lover and henchwench. Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,093 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Arkham High reviews
Suggested by BloodyBerry, this is just a guess of what things could have been like if the inmates of Arkham Asylum all went to high school together. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
My Funny Valentine reviews
It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Clowning Around reviews
Catwoman convinces the Joker to pull the joke of the century on Batman, by making it seem like her and Joker are a couple. The only problem is, the Joker doesn't tell Harley Quinn it's a joke... Thanks to MissHQuinn for Harley and Crane's date! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
In Another Life IV reviews
Suggested by Zireh, yet another alternative universe story about the first meeting between Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel. Thank you for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,695 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Dead End reviews
Set just before and during the events of "Batman: Arkham Asylum," a guard named Frank Boles learns the penalty for flirting with Harley Quinn. This was a request and a surprise birthday present for my dear fan, blackcat9517, whose support has been invaluable to me, from her sister, nadd. A very Happy Birthday to you! :-)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2014 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
An Arkham Christmas Carol reviews
The Joker is depressed at being locked in Arkham Asylum for the holiday season, but discovers that there's still plenty to smile about, especially at this time of year. Happy holidays, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Blood Brothers reviews
An alternative examination of the Joker's origins, and the actual relationship between him and Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,028 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Thankful For Family reviews
Shiore-Hikaru suggested I write a Thanksgiving story where Harley Quinn's parents come to visit her at Arkham and meet the Joker, so I did. After all, if family doesn't save us from the madhouse, it drives us to it! ;-) Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Nevermore reviews
After Jervis Tetch rehabilitates himself, he returns to Arkham Asylum as a sane man to try to help his friend Jonathan Crane. It may yet be that the former Mad Hatter needs the Scarecrow's help more, however, when an unexpected visitor throws Tetch's newly sane world back into madness.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Dance Off reviews
A one-shot prequel to my story "Nevermore." I hadn't intended to write it, but lostsoul512 gave me the suggestion, and the more I thought about the scenario of the Arkham inmates in a dancing competition, the more irresistible the idea was, so thank you! :-) Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Poison Ivy - Complete
Not Dead, No Clowns reviews
Furious at the Joker's constant abuse of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy concocts a love potion to make the Joker more interested in his girlfriend. This backfires, however, when Ivy accidentally gets exposed to the love potion, and falls in love with the Joker herself. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the love potion idea, and madisonhagan1 for exploring Ivy's backstory. :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
The Gotham Rogues' annual Halloween party receives an unusual visitor in the form of a child...and also something much more supernatural. Happy Halloween, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Bedtime Story reviews
The Joker tells his children the Tale of the Dark Knight, which, despite being set a long time ago in the faraway kingdom of Gotham, seems to feature vaguely familiar characters and situations...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Compromising Position reviews
When the Joker and Batman are caught in an awkward position during a fight, everyone begins to speculate about the actual nature of their relationship, and Harley Quinn feels more rejected than ever. It's up to the Joker to prove to Harley and the world that they are nothing but nemeses, before their reputations are ruined forever. Thanks to Shiore-Hikaru for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Interview With the Joker reviews
Recording of an interview session with the Clown Prince of Crime. Written for and dedicated to Mark Hamill, the one and only Joker, on the occasion of his 62nd birthday.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
In Another Life III reviews
MinaHarkerBlack suggested I write another story involving the gangster Jack Napier and the sweet and innocent Harleen Quinzel, so I did. :-) Thanks for the suggestion, and enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Fun in the Oven reviews
After some unusual physical changes, Harley Quinn consults a doctor to discover that she's pregnant. But when she tries to tell the Joker, things don't quite go to plan. With Harley's pregnancy and looming parenthood, the Clown Couple face an even greater challenge than Batman ever thought about being. Will they finally win one? Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Planet Arkham reviews
When the Justice League authorizes the exile of all Gotham supercriminals to a distant, Utopian planet, they hope the rogues will be able to cooperate together to prove themselves civilized, and earn their return to Earth. But cooperation is not something the Gotham rogues are known for, and trouble in paradise quickly becomes the understatement of the century.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
The Day the Clown Cried reviews
"Everyone has seen the Joker laugh. Harley is the only one who has seen him cry." And here's the story of why. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for SazzyWesty for the (mini) Riddler/Joker war ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Fate's a Funny Thing reviews
Poison Ivy, to punish the Joker for his constant abuse of Harley, convinces Jervis Tetch to build a device which traps the Joker in an alternate reality, before he seduced Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and where Dr. Harleen Quinzel is engaged to another man. Will Joker and Harley's twisted, true love conquer all? Thanks to brooklyn1shay2black3 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Heroes and Villains reviews
What if Batman wasn't the hero Gotham deserved, or the hero of Gotham at all? What if the real hero was a man the world knew as the Clown Prince of Crime? Thanks to blackcat9517 for the amazing suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
But For the Grace of God reviews
Batman is kidnapped by the Rogues Gallery of Gotham City in an attempt to reveal his secret identity and discover what made him into the Dark Knight. This was suggested by a Guest Reviewer, so thanks, and hope you enjoy it! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Lawsuit reviews
After the Joker kicks out Harley Quinn again, Poison Ivy persuades her to sue him for psychological damage and assault. Ivy is sure there's no way they can lose the case, but things are never straightforward with a Joker in the deck.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Impossible Things reviews
When a particularly wonderful thing happens to Jervis Tetch's Alice, he resolves to give up crime and his persona as the Mad Hatter. But is it possible for the Mad Hatter to regain his sanity? And would anyone believe him if he did?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Fake Harley reviews
When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Irrational Fear reviews
After Two-Face accidentally gets sprayed with Scarecrow's fear toxin, he begins to have a difficult time distinguishing reality from unreality. And his troubles only increase when he hears a rumor about Poison Ivy and another inmate. Thanks to Sazzywesty for Mr. J's birthday party! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Two-Face, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker - Complete
A Vampire in Gotham reviews
When the Joker accidentally resurrects Count Dracula, he thinks it will be a laugh riot to have Batman fight a real Bat-Man. It's only when the vampire stops taking orders and starts taking an interest in Harley that the Clown Prince realizes Dracula is no joke, and forms an uneasy alliance with Batman to save Gotham from the Un-dead. Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for suggesting! :-)
Crossover - Batman & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,012 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Dracula - Complete
Lunch Break reviews
Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Frozen Hearts reviews
A story detailing the origin of Victor Fries and his love for his wife, Nora, from the very beginnings of their relationship to a love that would never die.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Victor F./Mr. Freeze, Nora F. - Complete
Plant Obsessive reviews
Poison Ivy seduces her psychiatrist to help her escape from Arkham Asylum. Things backfire on her after the escape, however, when her psychiatrist doesn't accept that they're through, and becomes Ivy's stalker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Poison Ivy, Two-Face, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Model Student II reviews
The sequel to my story "Model Student" where, thanks to the ingenuity of Jervis Tetch, Jonathan Crane gets to see what his world would be like if the Joker had never existed. Thanks to MissHQuinn for the suggestion!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not reviews
When Harley Quinn is poisoned, the Joker is forced to take care of her with tenderness and affection, two things the Clown Prince is not known for. With Harley's life hanging in the balance, the Joker is forced to consider whether he loves her enough to change for her, or not. Thanks to Clara F for the poisoning suggestion, and Starscream's Biglover for Joker's tender side ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Tommy E./Hush - Complete
Model Student reviews
Jonathan Crane reveals to Jervis Tetch that he knew Harleen Quinzel long before she became Harley Quinn - she was his student at Gotham University. The two developed a close professional relationship, and Crane hoped for a closer personal one, until the day Harley takes up an internship at Arkham Asylum, and crosses paths with the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker - Complete
One Big Happy Family II reviews
The sequel to my story "One Big Happy Family" exploring the lives of the Joker family and the Batman family from one generation to the next.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,790 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Jackie Lantern reviews
Jonathan Crane develops a relationship with Valentina Crow, a doctor with a troubled past. Unable to give up his madness, Crane's feisty girlfriend takes on the criminal persona of Jackie Lantern, the bride of Scarecrow. Any and all aspects of Jackie Lantern's character are the concepts and property of Harlequinader, who owns copyright. Thank you for trusting me with her :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,886 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/22/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Nightlife reviews
When Two-Face insists that Bruce Wayne joins him on an evening out partying just like old times, the playboy billionaire is forced to deal with Batman's greatest nemeses on their night off.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Two-Face, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Both the Joker and Harley Quinn's lives are thrown into utter chaos when a woman appears claiming to be Mrs. Jeannie Napier, the Joker's wife before his accident.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Sins of the Father reviews
This is the story of what might have happened after the events in "Batman: Arkham City" if Harley Quinn had really been pregnant with the Joker's son, and raised him to take revenge on all the people who let his father die. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harley Q., The Joker, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Penguin/O. Cobblepot - Complete
God Among Men reviews
Maxie Zeus is brought into Arkham Asylum after his battle with Batman in "Fire From Olympus," and mistakes the other Arkham inmates for fellow Greek gods. This isn't initially a problem, until Zeus starts living up to his namesake and expects the other inmates to live up to theirs.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Maxie Z, The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy reviews
When Batman interferes in Ra's al Ghul's plot to destroy innocent lives, Ra's uses his influence in high places to have Batman committed to Arkham Asylum. Locked in the asylum with the inmates he helped put there, Batman struggles to protect his life, sanity, and identity, but soon learns that the enemy of his enemy may indeed be his friend.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Ra's al Ghul - Complete
Clown Envy reviews
The Joker is furious when a movie star Harley Quinn likes is cast to play the Joker in an upcoming realistic biopic of Batman, and goes to extreme measures to prove to Harley and the world who the better Joker is. Any similarity to Joker actors living or dead is purely coincidental, and no disrespect meant for any Batman franchises. Except those directed by Joel Schumacher ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Joker: The Immortal reviews
One night after the events in "Batman: Arkham Asylum," the Joker and Harley Quinn begin to realize that the Titan chemical may have done more to Joker's body than appearances would suggest. They realize that it may be killing him.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2013 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Inspiration reviews
The Joker starts making mistakes and running out of ideas for killing Batman. As he sinks deeper into depression, Harley Quinn determines to inspire him as only a woman can. It's a decision she comes to regret when it works too well, and the Joker becomes completely dependent on her for inspiration.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Business Trip reviews
The Joker, along with Two-Face, goes on a business trip to Las Vegas, leaving Harley to try to emotionally cope with his absence. Needless to say, she doesn't cope very well. Thanks to animalfries12 for the book suggestions :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Poison Ivy - Complete
A World Without Batman II reviews
Jervis Tetch has perfected his machine for creating alternate realities of the mind, and traps Batman in a world where he has never existed. Batman experiences the lives of his greatest enemies without him, and has to question whether their existences are all his fault.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Who are YOU? reviews
When Alice Pleasance is attacked outside her apartment, all the evidence, including film and eye-witnesses, points to Jervis Tetch as the culprit. He protests his innocence, but only his friend Jonathan Crane believes him, and determines to help Tetch prove that the man who committed the act was both himself and not himself.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Doctor's Orders reviews
When Dr. Leland is forcibly removed from her job as head doctor of Arkham Asylum, the patients are put under the care of a new doctor, who doesn't indulge their eccentricities, and believes pain to be the best medicine. Needless to say, the inmates are not pleased, and determine to get Dr. Leland back by any methods necessary.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,587 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Dr. Leland, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
We're All Mad Here reviews
When Jonathan Crane attracts an admirer, a young biochemist called Tina Reeves, Jervis Tetch is immediately suspicious of her intentions toward his friend. Will her influence be enough to destroy their friendship forever?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
All in the Golden Afternoon reviews
Jervis Tetch, aka the Mad Hatter, discovers that his Alice is going to be married, and determines to stop the wedding by any methods necessary. Thanks to Harlequinader, who has a knack for reading my mind and suggesting stories featuring characters I really want to write :-p
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Better To Be Feared Than Loved reviews
A former student of Professor Crane's becomes his new doctor at Arkham Asylum, and tries to cure him. When she reveals that her reasons for doing this are personal, the Scarecrow is forced to decide whether it is better to be feared or loved.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Always True to You in My Way reviews
After being fed up of Harley Quinn's tumultuous relationship with the Joker for the last time, Selina Kyle and Poison Ivy decide to show Harley just what kind of scum the Joker is...by trying to seduce him. Needless to say, Harley is less than pleased.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Bitter Jest of Fate reviews
When something terrible starts befalling the inmates of Arkham Asylum, Batman is forced to form a truce with his greatest enemies in order to save their lives, at the risk of losing his own. Massive thanks to Suit of Storms for the idea, and for the incredible support! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
In Another Life II reviews
An alternate universe story, in which a young Dr. Harleen Quinzel crosses paths with the gangster Jack Napier, a meeting which will forever change the course of both of their lives. Huge thanks to Harlequinader for suggesting it - wishing you a very happy birthday for the 20th of March! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Double Date reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn go out for dinner with Poison Ivy and her new boyfriend. Naturally things don't go smoothly.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts reviews
Makenna Quinn asked me to write something fluffy. This is about as fluffy as the Joker and Harley Quinn get. ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Return of the Creeper reviews
awesomeinhumanfrom asked me to write another Creeper story, so I did. Enjoy, all you Creeper fans! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Pet Peeve reviews
Joker tries to teach his pet hyenas the only trick he cares about: "Kill!" The babies don't listen, until an inconsiderate neighbor learns the hard way that it's best not to cause public disturbances. You never know who may be living next door. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
The Arkham Solution reviews
When the new mayor of Gotham introduces a radical new solution to take care of the inmates of Arkham Asylum, Batman is forced to choose either to be on the side of the law, or the side of the lunatics.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Two-Face - Complete
The Downside of Comedy reviews
When Harley Quinn is removed from his life, the Joker is forced to consider why he misses his favorite punchline, and why the jokes that are Harley and Batman matter so much to him.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Crazy For You reviews
Harley Quinn thinks the Joker is being really sweet when he arranges a Valentine's Day surprise for her. She should probably know him better by now. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-) Whether you're in a relationship or not, I think we can all be glad we're not in this one. ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
A Henchman's Lot reviews
Joker's wild and crazy schemes and volatile relationship with Harley Quinn seen through the eyes of one of his long-suffering and loyal henchman, Rocco. A henchman's lot is not a happy one.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
One Big Happy Family reviews
After once again being put second to Batman, Harley Quinn uses the services of a fortune teller to give her a glimpse of her future if she stays with Mr. J. She discovers that all her daydreams come true...sort of. The future's never quite how you expect it to be.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Cured reviews
No one is more surprised than Batman when Harley Quinn returns to her therapist roots and manages to cure the Joker. Free from their insanity, the former clown couple begin to lead normal, healthy, productive lives, but the Dark Knight suspects there's more to the Joker's rehabilitation than meets the eye.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Take Me Out to the Ballgame reviews
A new doctor at Arkham Asylum suggests that the patients could benefit from a team-building exercise, and organizes a game of baseball with the doctors playing against the patients. He thinks this will help the inmates function as productive members of a team and of society in general. He doesn't know the Arkham inmates.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Dr. Leland, Poison Ivy - Complete
Jealousy reviews
xLadyxLionheartx suggested that I write a story where the Joker is made to feel threatened about Harley and another man, just to see how the Clown Prince of Crime copes with jealousy. Although I think we all know the answer is not very well. ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Funhouse Slide Into Madness reviews
After a fairly disturbing dream where he loses his mind, Bruce Wayne decides to take a break from being Batman, leaving Robin in charge of defending Gotham. The Joker is not pleased, and goes to extreme measures to get his nemesis back.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviews
Harley Quinn wants some private time with her puddin', who just isn't interested, driving Harley to seek advice from self-help books.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Scarface, Two-Face - Complete
In Another Life reviews
Before Harley Quinn met the Joker, a chance run-in with a gangster named Jack Napier forever changes the course of young Harleen Quinzel's life.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Committed For Life reviews
When a new, incredibly attractive female psychiatrist starts to analyze the Joker, Harley Quinn can't help being jealous, especially since rumors start to circulate among the inmates about the two being more than doctor and patient. Harley tries to assure herself that her Clown Prince is faithful, but begins to wonder if she's just crazy for having faith in him after all.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
After Harley Quinn gives a more than usual disastrous performance during a job, the Joker resolves to kill her once and for all. To prevent this, Poison Ivy bets the Joker that he can't be nice to Harley for a whole week, a challenge which Joker accepts, but which Harley turns out to be none too pleased about.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
The Day the Laughter Died reviews
Jervis Tetch invents a machine to create alternate realities of the mind. He accidentally creates one where the Joker is erased from existence, and the Clown Prince of Crime is forced to experience how different Gotham would be without him in it.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Taking Sides reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel finds herself relating more to the inmates of Arkham Asylum than the doctors. Taking the side of the patients will forever change the course of her life.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
A World Without Batman reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and a few of the inmates of Arkham Asylum, including Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Scarecrow, Joker, and Harley Quinn speculate what would happen if this is the year the Bat died. Happy New Year, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Poison Ivy, Two-Face, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Good Guy reviews
SerenaPotterSailorMoon sent me a challenge to write a story where Batman and Harley Quinn are a couple. This is the result, which I hope will satisfy both the Batman/Harley shipper in her and the Joker/Harley shipper in me! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
When Edward Nygma is accused of being less intelligent than Harley Quinn, he devises a series of challenges for the clown girl to solve, using the Joker as bait. Will Harley be able to outsmart the Riddler before he harms her precious puddin?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harley Quinn, Edward N./The Riddler, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bad Guy reviews
Harley Quinn is attacked in her cell at Arkham Asylum. No one believes her when she says it was Batman, desperate to learn the Joker's location. But neither Harley nor Joker is going to take her abuse lying down.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Gods Too Are Fond of a Joke reviews
Batman feels proud when Harley Quinn rehabilitates herself and begins living a normal, productive life. And when Bruce Wayne meets her at a party shortly afterward, he has to examine whether pride is the only thing he feels in regards to the Joker's ex-girlfriend.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Christmas With the Jokers reviews
Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
No Regrets reviews
After a gag to cheer up the Joker goes wrong, Harley Quinn reflects on their history together from their very beginnings at Arkham Asylum and wonders whether she would change what happened if she could.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Natural reviews
Shortly after Dr. Harleen Quinzel's transformation into Harley Quinn and her subsequent breakout of the Joker from Arkham Asylum, Mr. J decides to train Harley to be a productive member of his gang, with unexpected results.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Break-Up reviews
Poison Ivy and Two-Face decide to end their brief relationship, which upsets Harley Quinn more than anyone else. She tries to cheer her best friend up, but her plan backfires and instead makes her reconsider if breaking up might not be the best thing for her own relationship with the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Accustomed to Her Face reviews
The Joker doesn't realize how good he had it with Harley Quinn until something goes wrong during a battle with Batman, and he has to cope with life alone.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Fault reviews
Harley narrates how a Valentine's Day surprise from the Joker is ruined because of her and Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Stuffed reviews
Harley Quinn is trying to adjust to her life in Arkham City while simultaneously trying to cope with the Joker's illness and maintain what little sanity she has left. But when her precious babies go missing, she reaches the end of her tether.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Harley Q., The Joker, Penguin/O. Cobblepot, Clayface/Basil Carlo - Complete
Couples Counseling reviews
Inspired by the line from the Justice League episode "Wild Cards," where Harley Quinn claims she and the Joker have been to couples counseling for their relationship. This is my take on what that session might have been like.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Henchwench reviews
Harley Quinn realizes the Joker isn't paying her for her henching, and decides to go on strike.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Welcome to the Madness reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel receives a visit from Batman warning her to beware of her patient. Little does Batman know his warning comes too late, and Harleen has already submitted to the madness of love.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Ivy's Holiday reviews
Poison Ivy goes on vacation to Brazil to get away from it all. Unfortunately for her, the getting away might not be so easy, since the Joker, Harley Quinn, and Two-Face all happen to be vacationing at the same place at the same time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
No Joke reviews
The Joker is suffering from insomnia, thanks to a series of nightmares involving romantic encounters with Batman. Harley Quinn tries to help him analyze and banish his dreams using both her psychiatric and feminine skills. Suggested by and dedicated to AuroraB for the constant support, encouragement, and incredibly insightful reviews. Enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Send in the Clowns reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel supervises an interview session between Joker and Batman, and finds herself standing up for her patient even though innocent lives may be at risk.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hero reviews
Batman and the Joker return to their respective homes after a fight with each other. And Alfred and Harley Quinn both have different ideas on what makes them a hero.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Alfred P. - Complete
The Divine Comedy reviews
The Joker muses on his relationship with Harley Quinn and the nature of love, and if those two are in any way connected in his mind.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Freaks reviews
Assassination attempts on the lives of Gotham City's most eccentric criminals drive them to desperate measures - namely, banding together against their common enemies. Will the supervillains be able to set aside their differences for the greater good of bad?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
If I Only Had the Nerve reviews
Jonathan Crane has developed a crush on Harley Quinn, and tries to prevent the Joker's abuse of her. Joker vows revenge, and the Scarecrow determines to find out what truly frightens the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Creeped Out reviews
Harley Quinn is once again forced to deal with her unwanted admirer, the Creeper, who has taken extreme measures to win her affection. Like kidnapping her. Which of the men in her life will out-crazy the other? Thanks to xLadyxLionheartx for the request - I hope she enjoys the result! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Wedding to Die For reviews
The Joker finally proposes to Harley Quinn, and she has a week to sort out the perfect wedding. Naturally, nothing goes right. Will Harley's dreams of becoming Mrs. J ever come true?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Not Funny reviews
Something happens between the Joker and Poison Ivy which the Joker thinks is hilarious. But Harley Quinn doesn't find it very funny at all.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Smile and Smile and Be a Villain reviews
Joker is depressed that Batman is always busy stopping other criminals, and devises a plan to trap Batman using the other Gotham supervillains as bait, forcing Harley to choose between her love for Joker and her friendship with the other Arkham inmates.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Mrs J reviews
Harley Quinn has planned out every detail of her dream wedding. Now all she has to do is wait for the Joker to propose.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Tears of a Clown reviews
The Joker is dead. And Harley Quinn loses her mind.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harley Q., The Joker, Batman/B. Wayne - Complete
Girls Night In reviews
Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman try to enjoy a quiet girls night in with just the three of them. Unfortunately, the Joker has other plans.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, The Joker - Complete
False Alarm reviews
Harley Quinn believes she might be pregnant. She's sure the Joker will be overjoyed at the news, but he's a difficult man to predict.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Happy Anniversary, Mr J reviews
It's the Joker and Harley Quinn's seven year anniversary. Which the Joker forgets, and which drives Harley Quinn crazy.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Plant-sitting reviews
Poison Ivy leaves Harley Quinn in charge of taking care of her plants while she's away, with one rule: No Joker. Harley doesn't listen.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Legally Insane reviews
Harley Quinn's former colleague from the story "Legally Sane" is transferred to Arkham, much to her and Poison Ivy's delight. The Joker is not so pleased, especially when rumors start to circulate about Harley and the new doctor, causing him to take matters into his own hands.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Legally Sane reviews
Harley Quinn is declared legally sane, and struggles to cope with life on her own. Will she relapse into madness?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Poison Ivy's Revenge reviews
Poison Ivy invents a masterful scheme for getting back at the Joker - spreading the rumor that Harley told her he's in love with Batman. Joker avenges himself upon her by driving a wedge between her and Harley the only way he can think of - by making it appear Ivy is in love with him.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Clayface - Complete
Momma's Gonna Kill for You the Whole Damn World reviews
Harley Quinn discovers she's pregnant, and tells the Joker the good news.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harley Q., The Joker - Complete
Patient Joker: Unrepentant Homicidal Maniac reviews
The Joker narrates a therapy session with a new doctor. Written for and dedicated to Mark Hamill, the one and only Joker, on the occasion of his 61st birthday.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
A Day in the Life of Harley Quinn reviews
Just a look into a typical day in the life of Harley Quinn and her relationship with the Clown Prince of Crime.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Disappearance of Harley Quinn reviews
Neither the Joker nor Poison Ivy have seen Harley Quinn in the past three days. Both are concerned about her in their own way, and they form an uneasy truce in order to find her.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - The Joker, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Evil Love reviews
The Joker is in a bad mood. Harley Quinn tries to cheer him up, but naturally makes a mess of things instead. And Poison Ivy understands for the first time what can only be described as their evil love.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Harley's Wild reviews
The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out again. Poison Ivy, tired of the endless cycle, tries to make Harley stand up to him, and, surprisingly, it works. Harley dumps him, which Joker doesn't find very funny.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Harley's Favor reviews
Poison Ivy is staying with the Joker and Harley Quinn, and isn't enjoying it. Harley asks both of them to try and put aside their differences by spending a civilized evening together with her. It doesn't take long for tempers to flare and homicides to be attempted, while Harley tries to keep the peace any way she can.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Fellow of Infinite Jest reviews
Joker wakes up from a nightmare of his past and Harley tries to comfort him. Just a typical night in their relationship.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Happy Birthday, Harley Quinn reviews
It's Harley Quinn's birthday party, and the only guests who could make it are the Joker and Poison Ivy. What could possibly go wrong?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
I Believe in Batman reviews
Set after the events in "Batman: Arkham Asylum." A brief piece narrated by Harley Quinn describing a night trying to cope with the Joker's illness, and its conclusion after the events in "Batman: Arkham City."
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Harley Q., The Joker, Batman/B. Wayne - Complete
Harley Quinn Romance reviews
Harley defending her relationship from her point of view. I just got tired of reading about how she was a stupid victim of the Joker's, and so decided to write her own perspective on the "Mad Love" story. Based on the comic/TV episode of the same name.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete