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Hi, you can call me E. I'm a huge RENThead. I love Mark and Anthony Rapp. Seriously. When my friend told me he was bi and not gay I almost died of happiness. I also like anime, 'cause it's awesome like that. That's all the personal information you're getting out of me.
Waiter/Pom-Pom Hat Guy (From "La Vie Boheme" in the play version of RENT)
Pairings That Need to Die:
Mark/Maureen (He deserves so much better)
I've posted one fanfiction for RENT. Don't like, don't read.
Also, check out broadwaybaby4205's stories! She's one of my best friends, even though she has the IQ of a post. Also, read linklovesme's stories and IAmNowACheckerboardChick's. More of my insane friends.
Also, you're probably wondering about my screen name. Well, a while ago I was at Disneyland with two of my friends (broadwaybaby4205 and linklovesme), and we were walking by Pirates of the Caribbean. So, there was this guy standing outside who worked on the ride, and he was WEARING A MARKY SCARFY! AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE MARK! He even had the same glasses! The only difference was he had darker hair, but other than that, total Mark clone. So, later we went on the ride and he was working inside, and broadwaybaby4205 and I, being the extreme RENTheads we are, asked if we could take a picture of him, and he allowed us. Haha. He has fan girls and he doesn't even know it. And that is why my screen name is "ILuffMarkyPirate". So, if any of you go to Disneyland, LOOK FOR HIM!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (More broadwaybaby4205 than me. Me: "Your jacket's on the floor". broadwaybaby4205: "The floor? -starts singing Light My Candle-")
If you think Roger Davis and Mark Cohen are the hottest best friend duo ever, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you think you would faint if you met Wilson Jermaine Heredia, copy this into your profile.
If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile. (Even if I already made one...)
If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting copy and paste this into your profile. (The teacher weren't exactly happy...or surprised.)
If you get "Out Tonight" stuck in your head every time someone asks you what the time is, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the few people in America who haven't seen High School Musical (I have not seen the first one, but I was forced to watch the second, and refuse to watch the others.)
If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you regularly obsess over how "One Song Glory" was Roger's REAL one song glory and "Your Eyes" doesn't even come close, copy and paste this into your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Ow, my brain.)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (I swear that moose is watching you!)
If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've got a chip on your shoulder and it's big as a boulder, copy and paste this into your profile
If it pisses you off when people write about Collins moving on after Angel dies, because as far as you're concerned, she never died, so technically, you think he's cheating on her, copy this into your profile. (Collins/Angel=
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Dude...)
If your body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give that Rabbit some cereal already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile. (...)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said open or vice versa, copy this to your profile.
If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.
or if you've ever fallen up the stairs.
If you have conversations with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Only the ones that apply to me:
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (Wtf.)
I'm GOTHIC-LOOKING, so I MUST be mean.
I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (… They’re part of my uniform)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I (WANT TO) DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Wtf.)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Wtf.)
I'm POLISH, therefore I MUST be an idiot. (No, they're entirely separate matters.)
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi. (Don't do the Hitler walk in Disneyland, just trust me.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'd like to see those whiny guys that stand on the corner play water polo...)
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. (Wtf.)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair. (But I do...)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses. (Wtf.) (Does glue and dog food count?)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Teehee!)
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (For the last time its MANGA, not comics!)
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I'm NOT EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god in the same extremist devoted Amish ways you do.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (I LIVE for Halloween! So don't even start.)
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys. (I AM a so called "tomboy.")
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (Does breathing count?)
I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. (Heck. If your not smart enough to get out of a riptide by yourself, then oh well.)
I like TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. (Well, those are two separate issues.)
I don't STUDY much but still get A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Water Polo and weight lifting say otherwise.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (But I most likely am.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Its not me, its my mind)
I'm RANDOM so I MUST be STUPID. (Even if it makes me sound like it.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.(Rolls eyes do NOT get me started.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (Like, wha?)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (I eat what I want, when I want.)
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. (No, I'm a martian, which still gets me labeled anyway.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Being crazy has nothing to do with it)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (And dam proud of it!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. (I prefer the term Bitch.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.
I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid. (Wtf.)
I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.
I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (But only if I COULD spot them...)
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be lesbian. (You'd say the same thing if I hung out with guys...)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.(TeeHee!)
I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high. (Oh the chaos I can cause.)
I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY. (But I can dream can't I...)
(YES, I did organize this list, thank you very much.)
Friends vs. Best Friends
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
Note: This profile was spell-checked by broadwaybaby4205 XD.