ILuffMarkyPirate
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Author has written 1 story for RENT.

Hi, you can call me E. I'm a huge RENThead. I love Mark and Anthony Rapp. Seriously. When my friend told me he was bi and not gay I almost died of happiness. I also like anime, 'cause it's awesome like that. That's all the personal information you're getting out of me.

Favorite Pairings:

Collins/Angel

Mimi/Roger

Mark/OC

Edward/Jacob

Waiter/Pom-Pom Hat Guy (From "La Vie Boheme" in the play version of RENT)

Pairings That Need to Die:

MARK/ROGER (NO!)

Mark/Maureen (He deserves so much better)

Maureen/Mimi (WTF!)

I've posted one fanfiction for RENT. Don't like, don't read.

Also, check out broadwaybaby4205's stories! She's one of my best friends, even though she has the IQ of a post. Also, read linklovesme's stories and IAmNowACheckerboardChick's. More of my insane friends.

Also, you're probably wondering about my screen name. Well, a while ago I was at Disneyland with two of my friends (broadwaybaby4205 and linklovesme), and we were walking by Pirates of the Caribbean. So, there was this guy standing outside who worked on the ride, and he was WEARING A MARKY SCARFY! AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE MARK! He even had the same glasses! The only difference was he had darker hair, but other than that, total Mark clone. So, later we went on the ride and he was working inside, and broadwaybaby4205 and I, being the extreme RENTheads we are, asked if we could take a picture of him, and he allowed us. Haha. He has fan girls and he doesn't even know it. And that is why my screen name is "ILuffMarkyPirate". So, if any of you go to Disneyland, LOOK FOR HIM!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

--E

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (More broadwaybaby4205 than me. Me: "Your jacket's on the floor". broadwaybaby4205: "The floor? -starts singing Light My Candle-")

If you think Roger Davis and Mark Cohen are the hottest best friend duo ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you think you would faint if you met Wilson Jermaine Heredia, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile. (Even if I already made one...)

If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting copy and paste this into your profile. (The teacher weren't exactly happy...or surprised.)

If you get "Out Tonight" stuck in your head every time someone asks you what the time is, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the few people in America who haven't seen High School Musical (I have not seen the first one, but I was forced to watch the second, and refuse to watch the others.)

If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you regularly obsess over how "One Song Glory" was Roger's REAL one song glory and "Your Eyes" doesn't even come close, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Ow, my brain.)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (I swear that moose is watching you!)

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've got a chip on your shoulder and it's big as a boulder, copy and paste this into your profile

If it pisses you off when people write about Collins moving on after Angel dies, because as far as you're concerned, she never died, so technically, you think he's cheating on her, copy this into your profile. (Collins/Angel=

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Dude...)

If your body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give that Rabbit some cereal already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile. (...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said open or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.

or if you've ever fallen up the stairs.

If you have conversations with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


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Stereotypes suck:

Only the ones that apply to me:

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (Wtf.)

I'm GOTHIC-LOOKING, so I MUST be mean.

I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (… They’re part of my uniform)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I (WANT TO) DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Wtf.)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Wtf.)

I'm POLISH, therefore I MUST be an idiot. (No, they're entirely separate matters.)

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi. (Don't do the Hitler walk in Disneyland, just trust me.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'd like to see those whiny guys that stand on the corner play water polo...)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. (Wtf.)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair. (But I do...)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses. (Wtf.) (Does glue and dog food count?)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Teehee!)

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (For the last time its MANGA, not comics!)

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I'm NOT EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god in the same extremist devoted Amish ways you do.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (I LIVE for Halloween! So don't even start.)

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys. (I AM a so called "tomboy.")

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (Does breathing count?)

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. (Heck. If your not smart enough to get out of a riptide by yourself, then oh well.)

I like TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. (Well, those are two separate issues.)

I don't STUDY much but still get A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Water Polo and weight lifting say otherwise.)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (But I most likely am.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Its not me, its my mind)

I'm RANDOM so I MUST be STUPID. (Even if it makes me sound like it.)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.(Rolls eyes do NOT get me started.)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (Like, wha?)

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (I eat what I want, when I want.)

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. (No, I'm a martian, which still gets me labeled anyway.)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Being crazy has nothing to do with it)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (And dam proud of it!)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. (I prefer the term Bitch.)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid. (Wtf.)

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (But only if I COULD spot them...)

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be lesbian. (You'd say the same thing if I hung out with guys...)

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.(TeeHee!)

I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high. (Oh the chaos I can cause.)

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY. (But I can dream can't I...)

(YES, I did organize this list, thank you very much.)

Friends vs. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

Note: This profile was spell-checked by broadwaybaby4205 XD.

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Rend by Cathilia-Crimson reviews
Megatron/Soundwave Megatron reflects on lashing out at Soundwave, someone he never gets angry with.
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Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
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The Lexicon: Plot Snorkacks by Carumati reviews
My one-shot plot bunnies. The range: everything. Warnings inside. Summaries in bio. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,929 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Carry Our Burdens by rose-of-alabaster reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,258 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Awaken Me From My Daydream by WeirdAnimeChick reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,772 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Hyuuga at Hogwarts by HouseRat reviews
Discontinued. Hinata has been sent off to Hogwarts. There she will meet new people and someone she never expected to see again. Then as word gets out that she has a power so rare only her family can possess it she creates enemies that wish for her death.
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Team Kakashi at Hogwarts by hetalian-system reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Snake Wars Part 1: The Hunt for Harry Potter by tancredi reviews
Harry Potter - Naruto. Sequel to Dark Thoughts and Darker Deeds. Two years on, the war is raging. A young man joins an elite wizard force, only to uncover a dangerous secret, while one missing-nin desperately hunts for another in a bid to end the war. R R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Child of the Snake Sannin by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
James Potter was not Harry's father and Harry never went to the Dursley's. His real father got him and raised him in the way of the shinobi. Now that Harry's off to Hogwarts with his two teammates, can Hogwarts handle three ninjas? Popular vote: yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Orochimaru
Relearning the Steps by Shinimegami7 reviews
In the chaos that is the Wizarding world after the war three young adults are struggling to keep up the facade that others are accustomed to. With the introduction of special security measures they will meet others who've faced the same demons... yaoi
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The Fox and His Monkey by LigerJager reviews
Throughout his travels, Luffy had two constants in his life. One was his straw hat. The other, was a small, orange fox with a metal plate tied to its neck. On it was engraved a small leaf… (On Hold)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Luffy
Past Reflections by DragonWolfStar reviews
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Sealed Deal by LigerJager reviews
Hanataro had hoped that his...situation was one, large, cosmic joke. Considering that he, the most unlikely candidate to be chosen, and his, never should have existed in the first place, zanpakuto it was the only explanation. Problem: it wasn't. (On Hold-Being Rewritten)
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Wandering Fox Rewrite by maliekal tharakan reviews
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Blind Sight by LigerJager reviews
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Wandering Fox by Florentine Quill reviews
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Celestial by Wynth reviews
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Mission to the Outside by A.Pyro reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,154 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Of Fists and Sticks by Pink Kunai reviews
"Let the Uchiha leave and I will guarantee her safety" Situation becomes both confusing and dire. "Checkmate" SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno NaruHina RHr HG *REVISED CHAPTERS*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,404 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
Chakra and Magic by Carumati reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Great Job Hunt by peroxidepest17 reviews
So what happens after you're done saving the world?
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High School is All about Cliques and Fear by peroxidepest17 reviews
And then comes high school.
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The Apple Falls Far by AvocadoLove reviews
AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.
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For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5597 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alone by teacupsoftea reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle likes to be alone. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Don't Want to Be Hated by TheAscendancy reviews
A deeper outlook on what drives the Dark Lord. A re-telling in Voldemort's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Growing Up Lemur by AvocadoLove reviews
Momo's early life, as he sees it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Momo - Complete
The Portrait Teacher by Ignus R reviews
Another oneshot following 'The Portrait Fan'. Al follows his sister Lily to find out what she does in the early hours of the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Portrait Fan by Ignus R reviews
The particular portrait subject was never in his frame. Al knows why. Probably oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Past Transactions by Essence of Soup reviews
Shikamaru died after blowing Hidan up. Now he and the zealot are reborn into HP world. How will this affect Harry and Draco?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Shikamaru N.
Faded Grey by Relala reviews
You’re Hugo Weasley and you’re so tired of being ignored. •STAND ALONE•
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The Sorceress’s Blunder by Essence of Soup reviews
Sakura grandmother, a sorceress who, after a misunderstanding, makes her granddaughter a much desired one… by any male OLDER then her!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H.
Blasphemous and Abandoned by x.Kaley.x reviews
Tom Riddle meets his father for the first, and last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Five Happily Ever Afters for Juliet Capulet by buduica reviews
There's so many ways things could have worked out right for Juliet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Drabble: Memories by General Unknown reviews
The haunting memories of one Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Drabble: In Front of the Mirror by General Unknown reviews
100 words on George as he looks in the mirror, post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Drabble: Balance by General Unknown
100 words on the Balance of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
the past always affects your present by forget but not forgive reviews
The Kazekage receives a visit from one Albus Dumbledore, who asks for shinobi help. Gaara calls upon his allies in Konoha for help. Naruto and Sakura's past cathes up to them, when they find that he is with the enemy, and ready to break his bonds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009
Ramdon quotes never used on Bleach by xX Charlie Purple Xx reviews
What do you think the Bleach characters say when they arent shown on screen? Click here to find out! loL
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Japanese Ministry by Serenity Reigns reviews
The Japanese Ministry has always preferred to stay away from the other Ministries. But what happens when Japan decides that it is time for them to get involved with the others. Well, maybe inviting themselves into England wasn't the best idea. HP x Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Clash Between Magic and Jutsu by Kathoros reviews
NarutoXHarry Potter After his return from the training, Naruto is sent to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. He also learn that Sasuke could be here, with Orochimaru. Pairing : NaruSaku and maybe others, send ideas of pairing please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U.
In the Company of Secrets by frustratedfruitloop reviews
Harry gets to know a very eccentric book collector. Companion to Unravel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences by Wynth reviews
This is the consequence of a ninja trying to cast spells. Most HPxNaruto enable the ninjas to cast spells; this is a different approach. What if they couldn't? What would happen? •AU / Oneshot•
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
The Hardest Button To Button by Gibsos reviews
5th year Tom Riddle trying to get a decent alias. Cannon. I think... Teen, just 'cause. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underclass Heroes by Red Princess reviews
HPBLEACH When Lucius Malfoy becomes Headmaster, Hogwarts is overrun by Death Eaters and Pureblood fanatics. Mudbloods are not safe. Rukia, Renji, and Ichigo are sent to protect them and return Hogwarts back to normal. But will it ever be the same again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,180 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Rukia K.
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
In Unlikeliest Places by frustratedfruitloop reviews
At 23 years old, ex-ANBU Captain Naruto is nothing like his former self. Can a year-long sojourn at Hogwarts, protecting a certain Harry Potter, restore him? --divergence starts at Naruto ch405-06, sixth year Hogwarts--
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Shadowing Another by Inner Self reviews
HPxNaruto d all I remembered were those red, demon eyes. I have not the faintest idea to whom they belonged, or even the face of this mysterious person. I remember falling, and waking as if it were all a dream. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hermione G., Sakura H.
Ouran Academy Guest Lecturers Series by peroxidepest17 reviews
Famous Guest lecturers from all over Japan and beyond come to speak to the esteemed staff and student body of Ouran High School
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
toads and tournaments by gingafortress reviews
Accidental magic in the first task of the tournament provides a unique solution to passing for the boy who lived
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Sons of Sagittarius by Diva-esque reviews
Growing up, Doumeki Shizuka had a spastic, four-eyed friend with amazing domestic abilities who saw monsters. And it's not Watanuki.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Uryuu I., S. Doumeki
Unravel by frustratedfruitloop reviews
Albus Severus Potter puzzles out the mystery that is his new professor. Post-DH. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Albus S. P., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Dreams Deferred by buduica reviews
Shizune wasn't just Tsunade's loyal helper; she was a person in her own right. The story of Shizune's life, told by the dreams she had.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
The Scrapbook by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Matsumoto indulged in a rather interesting past time and decided to share her hobby with her unsuspecting Captain...Implied crack bl, gl, het pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
In These Dark Woods by frustratedfruitloop reviews
A chance meeting in the Forbidden Forest. To others, we are legends and to some others, our lives are a mere footnote in theirs. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover, if you squint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2009 - James P., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Into a Realm of Endless Possibility by peroxidepest17 reviews
The difference between dead and dying is a million miles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Upstream by buduica reviews
This is what you need to hear, Tsunade. We're not going to forget the way things should be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Bribery by Phoenyxx reviews
Drabble. Hitsugaya did not appreciate bribery especially when Kurosaki was the one attempting it. Silliness.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Isshin K. - Complete
A Day Late and a Dollar Short by buduica reviews
Spoilers through Naruto 430. Team Hawk is about to complete its mission, but...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Espada is born by Gabriella Silverwood reviews
Ichigo is captured by Aizen and turned into an Arrancar under Aizen's control. Then, Aizen orders him to wreck havoc in Soul Society while he prepares to ascend Heaven. What will Soul Society and Ichigo's friends do? Will Kurosaki Ichigo be gone forever?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Ichigo K.
On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the 11th Div by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Path after Death by claretyj reviews
Naruto is dead. He has decided to become a Shinigami, but it seems that his afterlife is not as smooth and easy as expected. Lastly, will his unforgotten past catch up with him? NarutoXBleach crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,721 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Bronze Bullet by Assassination reviews
They're assassins-for-hire, they love their job. Professionals that haven't been caught yet and don't regret what they do. Being hunted down and doing their job, what else could they need? -rated for swearing and death scenes- -AU- R&R please
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
AZ: Kenpachi and Yachiru by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
26 sentences about Kenpachi and Yachiru. Implied KenUno, Byachiru, and YumiSoi. Rated T for some suggestive themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Office Therapy by IVIaedhros reviews
Dr. Phil has nothing on Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Uncle and Son Trip by AvocadoLove reviews
It seemed from the moment Zuko met his uncle, he had been stepping in where his own father would not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Goodbye Love by Larson Than Words reviews
The musical number, "Goodbye Love" told through various characters points of view. I do not own the rights to RENT Jonathan Larson, 1996
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Mark C., Benny C.
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Hunt for Death Part 1 by Drachenheld reviews
NarutoXHP Immortal Kyuubi Naruto is tired of his empty life and wants to join his friends so hunts for death. Part 1 of a series of short crossovers. Set in the Harry Potter world. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Moonless Knight by Terra of Thenyscira reviews
When a new student in Terry's school seems to act different and may have conections that run even deeper into the superhero group the Justice League then his own. Terry gets a leason on the past between 2 of the worlds greatest, Batman and Wonder Women...
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Loud and Clear by buduica reviews
Yoruichi loves teasing young Byakuya. The angrier he gets, the more fun she has.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Practicality by Chaotic Demon reviews
Unknown to many, Maito Gai was a very practical man. GaixAnko
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Gai M., Anko M. - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Speed Dating by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
Co-written with HAlf - BlOOd PRiiNCESS. Mark enters the unusual and possibly fatal world of speed dating... Rated for slight language. No longer updating.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
My Plaid Pants by x Rajah x reviews
Roger and Mark have a little discussion about the alluring qualities of the plaid pants and their effect on fangirls. This soon leads to a song. A definish crackfic song. MARKROGER FRIENDSHIP! Ridiculous song parody.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Promise Kept by Lady Salazar reviews
The Dursleys learn that Harry Potter keeps his promises, and Bellatrix learns that perhaps she has more to fear than the Dark Lord's disfavor. PostHBP. Rated for safety. Now with follow up, not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter has a wish. Kimihiro Watanuki has the power to grant it, if he teaches Harry to breech the realm of dreams where dead and living collide... Co-written with Serena Inverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., K. Watanuki
Naruto: Truths and Revelations by leweiss reviews
Naruto was captured by Akatsuki finally and Sasuke is back in Konoha but was sentenced to death. Truth will be revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Amalgam by Sora and Ryu reviews
The Soul Reapers and Ryoka go to Hogwarts after Aizen joins up with Voldemort. Pairings are all canon and not crossed over.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
Ways To Anger Soul Society Captains by serenesenpai reviews
The title is self explanatory...but u must please review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 516 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiruma is Really a Pacifist by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rather than outright violence, Hiruma’s victories all come from meticulous planning in advance. And the manipulation of other people.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Power Play by Diva-esque reviews
Raito, the son of the fire lord, has issues with the Rokudaime of Konoha. A fusion fic between Death Note and Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Naruto U., Light Y. - Complete
Seven Swords Plus Five by afrai reviews
12 short shorts about shinigami and their swords.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
When Mitosis Finally Came by Diva-esque reviews
Sakura doesn't know how to comfort him. SasuNaru hints.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Digital Dilemma by buduica reviews
Kyouya knows the perfect woman for him well, assuming he can get past her voicemail. Crossover with Ranma.
Crossover - Ranma & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Don't Try to Awaken Me With a Kiss by buduica reviews
The newest member of the Host Club, Sohma Yuki, has issues with the Host Club King. Sometimes Tamaki just won't learn. crossover with Fruits Basket.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Yuki S., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Wrong Boy by Hollow Productions reviews
Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
A Deal With the Devil by Diva-esque reviews
Even Yuuko has people she'd rather not do business with, but the price of her powers is she can refuse no one willing to pay. A xover with Bleach.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2006 - S. Aizen, Yuuko I. - Complete
Mismatched by Monday reviews
Damaged puzzle pieces won't stay together and Team 7 was doomed from beginning. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Symbiosis by Monday reviews
But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Paperwork by Monday reviews
And there is one less person that can smile at you and make you think that your job is almost, almost, worth it, if only for a second.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ghost by Diva-esque reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart is haunted while staying in St. Mungo's. Not OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Gaara: Trapped in a Super Market by weirdest1 reviews
What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
No Chance of Forgiveness by FastForward reviews
Naruto is a very forgiving person, this is true, but even the most forgiving people have their limits. SPOILERS. NO PAIRINGS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 233 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Site Unseen by Diva-esque reviews
Ukitake has a special criteria for his second. A crossover with XXXholic.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2006 - J. Ukitake - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 215 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cats Paw by Diva-esque reviews
In his second week of employment at Yuuko's Shop, Watanuki still has a lot of lessons to learn especially when he crosses the path of a black cat. A crossover with Bleach.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Yoruichi S., K. Watanuki - Complete
Half Truths and Whole Lies by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT]“And you left him!” “What could I do? She was looking at me like I was the next piece of flesh waiting to be chopped up into soup!” [Implied AnkoIruka]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Je Chante Pour Passer le Temps by Diva-esque reviews
How far would Byakuya go to keep his word to Hisana? What price would he pay?
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Byakuya K., Yuuko I. - Complete
Role Play by Diva-esque reviews
Everyone has a role. Sasuke knows what his part of the drama is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's the Monster Now? by FastForward reviews
Naruto always gets beat up for what he has inside of him. Why should today be any different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Above the Clouds by Diva-esque reviews
In the end, Rokudaime Kakashi is alone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
He Cares by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT] Despite what others may say, he truly cares for her. He doesn't get to see her that often, so this is what he does to show his affections. [Implied Anko x Iruka.] [There needs to be more of this pairing.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Seven Things That Didn't Happen to Team 7 by Diva-esque reviews
These things didn't happen to Team 7, but one should have.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Professional Courtesies by Diva-esque reviews
Yuuko pays a courtesy call to a colleague. Somewhat cracked crossover with The Little Mermaid.
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Little Mermaid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Yuuko I. - Complete
Lemon Drops by Monday reviews
Harry remembers and he will not condemn himself. Extremely short Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Stupidity by half-sleeping reviews
It was never quite believed that the 11th were smart. This was because they weren't. Crackfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2005
Because by half-sleeping reviews
That was the only reason they needed.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Blood and Sand by Monday reviews
In which Harry doesn't quite kill Voldemort but he also doesn't quite not kill him. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stack of Cards by Monday reviews
Family means... In which Harry learns the difference between a family and the people you live with. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Not a Hero by Monday reviews
It seems there is one thing no one ever expects Harry to do. Then again just because it's unexpected doesn't mean it won't happen. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Somewhere Slightly North of Reality by Diva-esque reviews
There's an art to asking for directions, one which Haru knows all too well.
Crossover - Ranma & Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Ryoga, Hatsuharu S. - Complete
His Secret by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Oneshot. As Sakura sorts through old records in the Hokage's library, she stumbles upon a book that reveals Naruto's biggest secret. Slight SakuraNaruto. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
They All Knew reviews
COMPLETE! They all thought they knew and were ready, but when the time came, they realized they weren't. An idea I came up with while listening to "Without You". No major pairings. Takes place the spring after Angel dies. 1ST FIC!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete