Author has written 11 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, and Shugo Chara!.
Mika: Some of u out there already know M.Z.
M.Z.: (half wave) Hey Humans.
Mika: So yeah, shes gonna be here too! Everyone give her a hand!
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
M.Z.: (anime irk mark) Fuck you humans.
Random Rant: I hate my life
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible (M.Z.: And that most are complete idiots). These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
"I mean know one ever realises that the perfect happy girl is the one who cries at night and no one ever suspects that her life his all one big act balanced on one very tiny broken heart" - Destiny, I dont want to be the reason (Story of my life)
"Heaven doesn't want us and Hell is afraid we'll take over. So we're fucking immortal!" Me and Rukia in unison when we were talking to Tara
HOLY SHITTY FIRE MONKEYS!!- Me
I don't want friends, but I'll protect the ones I have with my life- Rukia
"WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF HISTORY!!"
"Wait, doesn't that means he sucks?"
"True Rukia-chan... OH MY GOD!! A BUTTERFLY!!" Me and Rukia being random
You guys are such idiots!!- Tara acting like Sakura
AH! THE HUGS!! IT BURNSSSSSSSS!!- Paul when I hugged him
Go to hell bitch! Oh wait! Never mind, I rule there and don't wanna see your ugly-assed face everyday- Me
"YOU TEME!! DON'T HIT ME!!"
"TOO BAD FOR YOU DOBE!!"- Me and Rukia copying Naruto and Sasuke
"When Utau's "It" I get really stoked about hiding."-Ikuto to Tadase when their playing hide and seek in episode 97
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!
"Do not touch me! I will bite you! (Me: (poke) Paul: (bites my poor finger)" - Paul when Otto takes over
"FOR THE LAST TIME!! I AM NOT HUMAN!! (points to fake cat ears on my head)"- me when someone called me human.
"You have a problem"
"No I dont"
"Yes you do. Admitting it is the first step to getting rid of it."
"Exactly. I don't want it to go away. Then it takes away my excuse to kill people." - me and my 8th grade counslor
"YOU ATTITUDE-RIDDEN BRAT!!"
"What was your first clue?" - my "christain mentor" trying to cure me of my attitude problem and me with my smart alec mouth
“Hmm… let’s handle this in a sciencetific manner. I PICK THAT WAY!”- Me in Wolf Onee-chan's story CRACKS BY CRAZY
"I say we just burn the mutt's fur off."- M.Z. cause Rukia pissed her off (M.Z.: Mutt is going to die...)
"Mwuhahahahaha! I shall piss you off enough so M.Z. comes when Pain in the Ass-kun is around so she'll rape him!!"- Paul being Paul
"Mika, please tell me why you hang out with the mutt and imp?"- M.Z. (Mika: She hates almost all my friends but Tara. Tara she can stand. M.Z.: Tara doesn't make you cry)
"Love is giving someone the ammo to hurt you and trusting them not to." - Okaa-san
"When love isn't enough, what's my excuse for living?"
"Porn." - me and my friend
"You are a messed up lil satan kitty."
"But thats why you love me!" -Ky and me
"Yes although I don't know why! Your so damn good at it!"- Ky when I made her feel guilty. (Love ya Ky-chan!)
"YOU ARE SO DAMN LOUD!! STOP SCREAMING!!" M.Z.
"Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid."- My yahoo avatar
"I don't know what you're going to do. All I know is that you're greater than
you think you are, and much greater than everyone else thinks you are."- Onii-chan when he was cheering me up
"Mika what are you doing?"
"sleeping on comfy pillows."
"Those are my boobs."
"I know."- amber and me
"now that my harem is complete, i need a pimp hat" -me
"like my hooker outfit?"
"-stares- -bangs head- shes straight shes straight shes straight..." -Lyla and me
"why do u do this to me?"
"cause im a tease." -me and lyla
"I'm not cute."
"What the fuck?!"
"Sorry I thought we were saying things that were impossible."- me and my bestest best friend Jesse. I loves him
"God bless us everyone. Except you."- Lady Glinda, Out of Oz
"I want to take the girl with me."
"I think the phrase is over my dead body. And since you intend to keep me alive, you may as well go off on your capers."- Cherrystone and Glinda, Out of Oz
"What's the matter? Some moutain goat nibble at your testicles?" Brr, Out of Oz
"Oh beautiful, to make escape
And leave this world behind.
Had I to stay another day,
I'd lose my fucking mind..."- A Beaver's parody of America the Beautiful, Out of Oz
"Screw the Silent Brothers."
"No thanks. There's strong and silent and then there's just freaky."- Clary and Isabelle, City of Lost Souls
"Clary, you saved my life."
"I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire."
"Okay. So maybe our problems aren't like other couples'."- Jace and Clary, City of Lost Souls
"I really wish you hadn't worn that sweater."
"It's good practice for you. Tommorow, fishnets."- Jace and Clary, City of Lost Souls
"This is my brother in law Jesse. I love him dearly... Security!!"- Danny Tanner, Full House
"... Yukari-san, I think James is broken..."
"... (-_- face) What did Mika do to him?"- Kotomi and Yukari, The Kitten and the Butterfly RP
"Why does everything happen to us? Are we cursed?... Did you cut off a voodoo priest in traffic?" Angie Lopez, George Lopez
" Brandon and Nat beating each other up is a sign from god? ... strange.." - My beautiful girlfriend Kotomi as her brother and his girlfriend wrestling woke her up so she could talk to me.
Dear "Cool people", they didn't name a candy after you did they? Sincerely Nerds- unknown
"Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!"- Ross, Friends
To Love Is Nothing
To Be Loved Is Something
To Love And To Be Loved Is Everything
I Love You Kotomi. You are my world
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
- Copy and Paste this into your profile if you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Bold is yes.
01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.
02. You have been in a serious relationship before.
03. You own an iPod of some sort.
04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
05. You drink too much alcohol.
06. You have been to the Olive Garden.
07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week.
08. It is really cold in your house right now.
09. You are extremely dependent on others.
10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others.
11. You ate a lot of food today.
12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry.
13. People consider you a sappy sort of person.
14. Someone in your family is rich.
15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before.
16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves.
17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers.
18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before.
19. You have had a serious surgery. - ishhh.
20. Your house has a spare bedroom.
21. Your house is old.
22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three.
23. You have never held a baby before.
24. You can’t handle toddlers.
25. You have a painting in your room.
26. You have been to Canada.
27. You have been to Mexico.
28. You love cherry flavored lollipops.
29. You celebrate Easter.
30. You observe Lent.
31. You are Catholic.
32. You do not believe in God.
33. Religion is not important to you.
35. You would rather have more sons than daughters.
36. You have more aunts than uncles.
37. You hate being too cold.
38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else.
39. You wear shoes in your house.
40. Your parents are clean freaks.
41. You are more messy than clean.
42. You are currently angry at someone.
43. Patience is so not a virtue to you.
44. Your desk is extremely clean.
45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white.
46. When you hear “black & white” it reminds you of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot n Cold’ song.
47. You have no clue what that song is.
48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic.
49. You are glad George Bush is out of office.
50. Politics are boring to you.
51. You take a vitamin daily.
52. You feel like you are sick often.
53. You hate throwing up
54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin.
55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks.
56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was.
57. You love getting bubble baths.
58. You do not like chocolate at all.
59. You are allergic to nuts.
60. You have been stung by a bee before.
61. You have been to the emergency room before for something.
62. One of your parents is 50 or older.
63. You are the baby of your immediate family.
64. You hate broccoli.
65. Cooked carrots are good, though.
66. You go on tumblr too much.
67. You are really comfortable right now.
68. You like witty t-shirts.
69. You are a major fan of underground bands.
70. You have been on an airplane before.
71. You are not afraid of heights.
72. You consider yourself paranoid.
73. You have had a panic attack/ breakdown before.
74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you.
75. You would choose the elderly over children.
76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade.
77. You have smoked weed before.
78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now
79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
80. You would rather go to bed early and get up early.
81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm.
82. You are a big breakfast eater.
83. You are currently suffering from the common cold.
84. You are craving something salty.
85. You have been in a car today.
86. There is something plugged in near you.
87. You have heard of the TV show “Private Practice.”
88. You do not like medical television shows.
89. You prefer horror to comedies.
90. You adore Leo & Kate.
91. You think high-waisted pants look good.
92. You hate cheesy movies.
93. You enjoy camping out.
94. Bugs don’t bother you.
95. You do well in school without trying.
96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently.
97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 08-09.
98. You like energy drinks.
99. You like italics.
100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that
To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who
just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.
To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (I LOVE YOU KOMI XD)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I LIKE BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I wish XD)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN o I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (-points to girlfriend-)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (my skin doesn't absorb sunlight. well sor-ry)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Well I kinda am XD)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Thanks for the compliment)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (its called being Italian)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Say that to my face -innocent smile-)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (-whistles innocently-)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (LOSERS UNITE!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (I LOVE YOU KOMI! XD)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am RELATED to a SATANIST, so I MUST be one.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS
LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (use 2 b pokemon)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Hey Naru-kun!! If you wanna make out wait till the sun comes. Then go back to sleep
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
TOBI GET THE HELL OUT!!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
EEWW!! GAARA-SAN SHE'S UR SISTER!!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Sneak a kiss then run away
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Coolio!! But Naruto is still mine.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
HAHA!! Sas got hurt.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I would make fun of them with her. They're esy targets
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Wouldnt really care
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Shout some rant then mess up so I end up saving him
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Use it to his advantage and molest me. Which I would happily let him.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A homemade card cause he's kawaii like that
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Use his sand to put it out while saving me all at the same time
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Get a perverted grin
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Me marry Sai? Well if I had to, Naruto would stop the wedding, beat the crap out of Sai, and steal me into the sunset
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By yelling at me like a crazy coach
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Look at me weirdly
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Cause people says Im his female counterpart aka soulmate and I love him
Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Itachi loves Tem? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
You're dating 3 and he introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
My dad would try to kill him. He's overprotective like that. Then my mom would gush at how AH-dorable he is
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Gaara is seriously messed up
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Make him fall in love with me then break his
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him
To go meet Rukia (my BFF)
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
TEMARI IS BI?!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
NO WAY!! NARUTO IS MINE!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
I dont wanna know
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
No. Itachi trusts no one
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Naruto- Lunch (RAMEN!!)
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I have no clue. Probably something toxic
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Temari's undying love for Shikamaru
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Oh no. There they go again
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
His invite got lost in the mail (nooooo)
7 won the lottery?
Maybe then she could buy herself some lessons on self esteem
8 had quite a big secret?
Probably that he loves Dei. Which isnt a secret
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
Sai got pregnant? BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!
What would 1 think of 2?
Naruto: Evil bastard
How would 3 greet 4?
Every1 else: TOBI SHUT UP!!
What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing. Gaara is perfect
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Nothing. Hinata would b to shy to get mad
Where would 8 meet 9?
No where. Unless he wants his ass whooped big time.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
I love you
What would make 10 scared of 1?
If he stole Naruto's ramen on a dare
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?
Yes I live in my own little anime world (yeah Im talking to u, u damn flamers). If u have a problem with that well SCREW U AND GET A LIFE CAUSE I HAVE AN ANIME ONE!
Author quiz (done by Mika)
1: The Youthful Wolf
3: Tomahawk 3.0
4: Winged Black Angel
5: Demonic Kit
6: XXUsagiki The Underworld GirlX
8: Unbelievably Dazzled
1.) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
2.) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Umm... Bad Sali! No taking Okaa-san to a strip club
3.) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
I would choose Wolf Onne-chan cause she's older and more funny
4.) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Oh My God...
5.) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Toma Onii-chan falling in love with Usa? Meg's jealous? Chaos happens. And Onii-chan goes tto jail for being a pedophile.
6.) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Toffee Imouto-chan jumps me? I would probably dodge her but if someone had to save me it would be Zephyr Onii-sama cause Cherrie wouldn't be able to handle her and Tyler-chan wouldn't be much help either
7.) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
The kitchen is set on fire... BY ME AND TOFFEE AND USA!!
8.) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What do you do?
Cry hysterically. She's my Okaa-sa. If she got hurt I would b a zombie.
9.) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
I would say Tomahawk would marry Meg because Toffe would drive him insane plus she's WAY younger than him and Sali would fight with him about religion.
10.) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Well she would probably demand for soemthing... I just dont knw what. But Okaa-san doesnt knw Onii-sama so she wouldn't go through with it and I would havta use my awesome demon powers to save him.
13.) Everyone gangs up on 5. Does 5 have a chance in hell?
Yeah because Okaa-san is scary as hell when she's pissed. And she would hav me to help.
14.) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Her writing skills pwn!
15.) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Shit... Bad Okaa-san and Sali-chan... I would lock them in a closet...
16.) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Their protesting cause of my lack of updating and I would sick Cerberus on them. They run like hell, I laugh my ass of...
17.) 2 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Onii-sama would probably tell Meg to write the a story with the most crossovers ever and get at least 100 reviews by chap 10.
Meg would fail because though her story is uber awesome, she wouldnt get enough reviews...
18.) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
Probably Sali cause they both believe the same things.
19.) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd kill her... Sorry Onee-chan...
20.) 6 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
BAD USA!! NO SUGAR FOR A MONTH!!
21.) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?’
Both must me high on crack...
22.) 2 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd kick him and make him scream in pain to satisfy my own needs of being sadistic..
23.) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
24.) 3 got into the hospital somehow?
Probably pissed off Suki...
25.) You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does 2 do?
Rant abbout how stupid I was then get me to a hospital...
26.) It's your birthday. What will 4 give you?
A new demon? THANKS TOFFEE!!
27.) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Comfort me. She is my Okaa-san
28.) You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction?
29.) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I dont look that bad do I?
30.) 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Just go ask Josh XD
31.) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
OH MY FUCKING NARUTO!!
RANDOM NUMBER!) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Probably set up the internet and r now reading TMM fics
32.) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
She pokes back
33.) If you had to select three of the people above to be a part of your own epic team of Anime hopping heroes, who would they be?
OKAA-SAN!! (5) Cause she's cool like that
Tomahawk (3) cause he's also cool like that
and Toffee (4) because she's just awesome like that
34.) You see 1 and 5 sitting under a tree together, what are they doing?
Talking about me...
35.) 4 seems depressed Why so, and how do you cheer them up?
I'll kick the bastards ass...
36.) WHat would happen if 8 and 10 got together to prank 3?
37.) You see 2 passed out on a couch Your reaction?
Should I do the prank? Wheres the whip cream?
38.) 9 comes to you crying their eyes out. Why and how do you help?
I kick all their asses
39.) It's karaoke night with you, 2, 7 and 10. What songs are sung by you four?
Me, Cherrie, and Tyler would sing This is the song that never ends and Onii-sama would yell at us to stop
40.) You see a ghost. who would you go to for help?
41.) If you had to go A: Bungee Jumping, B: Scuba Diving and C: Sky Diving, who would you take with for each activity. (And no chickening out)
A: 3 (cause he would force me not to do it)
42.) You're all alone, in a complete sea of depression. Who'd come along and take you by the hand, and show you again that life's worth living?
All of them cause they all love me!!
43) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Blood, guts, and gore. Where's the popcorn?
44) What might 4 shout whilst charging into battle?
45) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
7 cause Cherrie-sama is older and hopefully a better fighter
46) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 6's secret organization. 7 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for 6. Meanwhile, 6 has kidnapped 4 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 2, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. Any comments? And if this were afanfic, what title would you give it?
They would epically fail no matter what cause nothing can stop Usa when she has had PIE!! Plus since its an evil orginazation I would help her
Wolf and Vampire vs. Hyper Evil Bunny Demon WHO WOULD WIN?!
47) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"My Soul is damned to Hell anyway. A funeral ain't gonna fix shit."- Spilled Blood of the Holy One (MY STORY FROM MY WRITING NOTEBOOK)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
this morning. To go to school (barf)
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
jeans and a Supergirl sshirt
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
Today in gym with Rukia
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Casper Meets Wendy
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
BOOKS!! VIDEO GAMES!! NARUTO STUFF!!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Eh... IDK. im an open book
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING HERE?! GET BACK DOWN TO HELL!!