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![]() Author has written 33 stories for Ojamajo Doremi, Cartoon X-overs, Pokémon, Meet the Robinsons, Movie X-overs, My Little Pony, Cats, Michiko to Hatchin/ミチコとハッチン, Naruto, and Bolt. I am retired from writing. I do not know if I will ever write again, my depression and anxiety have gotten the best of me. Thank you to all my loyal fans. Name: Elara Bella Kreuger-Voorhees Disclaimer: I don't own any of the content in my fanfics, I only own my characters and my stuff Age: 27 English VA: Amanda Bynes Japanese VA: Satsuki Yukino Birthday: July 27 Relationship Status: In A Relationship fanfiction family: Freddy and Jason (adoptive dads), Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara (siblings) Elani (older twin sister), Michael Myers (uncle), Kayako, Toshio and Takeo (aunt, cousin, cruel uncle) Weevil and Rex (annoying cousins) RED team (uncle figures but Scout is my brotherly figure and Spy is a father figure), Rain (evil side) CATS AU family: Coricopat and Tantomile (adoptive parents), Victoria, Tumblebrutus, Electra, Pouncival, Etcetera, Jemima (younger sibling figures), Macavity (love/hate), Old Deuteronomy (grandfather figure), and everyone else is a aunt/uncle figure Alternate Elinas CATS Elara: abandoned at a year old and barely able to walk, Elina was found by Coricopat and Tantomile, who took her in and loved her more than anything else in the world, has never made contact with another human due to Old Deuteronomy fearing humans would find the Jellicle's secret, and they's all convinced her she's a "special" kind of cat, is very close to the kittens CATS Elara 2: was raised a bit harsher by the Jellicles, Coricopat and Tantomile took out her vocal chords when she was 5, due to her asking too many questions of where she came from, rarely spends time with her parents due to them being so busy, is usually with Alonzo, who was appointed as her kittensitter and is constantly at her side, ready to defend her Graciette: born a kitten, Graciette was born into the South tribe that absolutely hates humans, she discovered she could turn into a human when she was 2, upon discovering this, everycat, including her mother Silvana, shunned her and ignored her, when she turned 5 she was taken in by Coricopat and Tantomile, living happily as a Jellicle who accept and love her. pets: Burner (vulpix), Niney (ninetails), Cutie-Pie and Lulie (twin eevees), Tsunami (vaporeon), Bolt (jolteon), Matches (flareon), Psychic (espion), Brianna (umbreon), Growly (growlithe), Fluffy (arcanine)Yena (poochyena), Flower (chikorita), Star (persian), Fireworks (ponyta, Speed's daughter), Speed (rapidash, mother of Fireworks), Happy-fly (butterfree), Pinky-poo (skitty), Kikora (meowth), Mew Mew (mew obviously XD) Hurricane (pidgetto), Laury (lucario), Miyuki (buizel), Yukia (luxray), Silver (blue and white puppy) Setsu (brown mouse, deceased) weapons: clawed glove, knife, machete, my TF2 weapons, ability to switch bodies with Rain and my tail fave shows: Naruto, Inuyasha, iCarly, Victorious (sorta), Invader ZIM, Elfen Lied (gorey and AWESOME!) Happy Tree Friends (same reason as Elfen Lied), Higurashi No Naku Koro ni, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, School Days (the only good thing about it is Kotonoha), Lucky Star, Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, Sailor Moon, Ojamajo Doremi/Magical DoReMi, Family Guy, The Amazing World Of Gumball, Chowder, The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack, The Looney Tunes Show, Class Of 3000 (CN REALLY needs to bring this back...) Death Note (I only like it because of L) WWE, Man vs Food, Maury, Steve Wilkos show, MLP: FiM (I don't care what anyone thinks, THIS SHOW IS ADORABLE!!), Pit Boss (Shorty is epic!), Fetch with Ruff Ruffman, Attack on Titan/Shingenki No Kyojin, The Loud House fave movies: anything 80's horror or nature on the rampage, Coraline, Gnomeo and Juliet, Bambi 1 & 2, pretty much anything Disney, anything by Tim Burton, CATS fave games: Mario Bros. (for Nintendo DS), Dogz, Half Life 2 series, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2 fave wrestlers: Big Show, Hornswoggle, Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara (who doesn't like these little guys? and I think Sin Cara and Rey would be best buddies) Kane, Undertaker, Jerry the King Lawler, Booker T, Alex Riley, John Cena cute couples: NarutoxHinata (Naruto) KakashixAnko (Naruto) ShikamaruxTemari (Naruto) GaaraxLee (Naruto) KankuroxKiba (Naruto) ShionxSatoshi (Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni) MionxKeiichi (Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni) RikaxSatoko (Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni) DoremixKotake (Ojamajo Doremi) MomokoXAiko (Ojamajo Doremi) KotakexAiko (if Doremi and Momoko want someone else, they could have each other!) YadaxHazuki (Ojamajo Doremi) FrancisxZoey (Left 4 Dead) NickxEllis (Left 4 Dead 2) HunterxWitch (Left 4 Dead) KoutaxLucy (Elfen Lied) InuyashxKagome (Inuyasha) KagamixKonata (Lucky Star) YutakaxMinami (Lucky Star) MiyukixTsukasa (Lucky Star) RapaunzelxEugene (Tangled) 2DxMurdoc (Gorillaz) MakotoxKotonoha (School Days) RainxPinhead (OC & Hellraiser) CuddlesxGiggles (Happy Tree Friends) MimexPetunia (Happy Tree Friends) FlippyxFlaky (Happy Tree Friends) EddyxTamika (Class of 3000) FluttershyxRainbow Dash (MLP: FiM) Twilight SparklexApplejack (MLP: FiM) RarityxPinkie Pie (MLP: FiM) CheerileexBig Macintosh (MLP: FiM) Rum Tum TuggerxMr. Mistoffolees (CATS) DemeterxMunkustrap (CATS) JemimaxMungojerrie (CATS) CoricopatxRumpleteazer (CATS) TantomilexAdmetus (CATS) SkimbleshanksxJennyanydots (CATS) PlatoxVictoria (CATS) TumblebrutusxElectra (CATS) AlonzoxCassandra (CATS) JellylorumxAparagus Jr (CATS) Fix-It Felix&Sergent Calhoun (Wreck It Ralph) VanellopexTaffyta (Wreck It Ralph) VanellopexGloyd (Wreck It Ralph) ArminxEren (Attack on Titan) LevixPetra (Attack on Titan) LevixErwin (Attack on Titan, I ship it so hard, it's ridiculous) JeanxMarco (Attack on Titan) JeanxMikasa (Attack on Titan) ReinerxBertoldt (Attack On titan) ConniexSasha (Attack on Titan) YmirxChrista (Attack on Titan) MoblitxHanji (Attack on Titan, it's obvious they have a thing together, why else would Moblit join Hanji? to make sure nothing happens to her) Jack FrostxElsa (Rise of the Guardians/Frozen) KristoffxAnna (Frozen) CarlyxFreddie (iCarly) ElsaxVictor (Frankenweenie) ToshiakixNassor (Frankenweenie) Weird GirlxEdgar (Frankenweenie) SparkyxPersephone (Frankenweenie) LincolnxRonnie Anne Couples that should burn: ShikamaruxIno InuyashaxKikyo NarutoxSakura SasukexIno 2DxNoodle SmokerxWitch TentenXNeji NejiXHinata SekaixMakoto FLAT4xOjamajos VictoriaxMr. Mistoffolees (they're siblings for crying out loud!) Lincolnxhis sisters (ewww) OK couples: MarlenexSkipper (meh I like SkipperxPrivate more) SamxFreddie KirstyxPinhead (it's pretty cute at some points but it's pretty meh, plus Rain would kill Pinhead if she saw him with her) RochellexLouis (I can see it happening) PouncivalxJemima (cute but JemMungo is my OTP) OluoxPetra (cute but Oluo tries too hard to be like Levi) BobbyxLori (Bobby doesn't really deserve Lori IMO) future stories: Nukabi: life is full of wonders and suspense, a young lion cub is to follow in his father's pawprints to become the next prince of the Pridelands 101 Puppies and Kittens 2: Lola's Ohio Adventure: Lola is one of Mittens' and Bolt's puppies but feels lost in a sea of black and white, but when a chance to meet her hero comes, will all that change? Francisladdin: Francis is a street rat but that doesn't stop him from falling in love with the princess Zoey, but when trouble stirs, will love prevail? FrancisxZoey The Sonozaki Trap: Mion is raised by her mother and grandmother who are rich and famous, her twin Shion is raised by her father who is tough, what happens when these two meet at camp and switch places? Makotozan: Makoto is raised by Mightyenas, but when humans that look like him show up, he falls for a girl named Kotonoha Katsura, but this causes trouble for both families, will Makoto save the day? MxK Elfen Lied No Naku Koro Ni: basically, Higurashi, Elfen lied style! Mariko tries to find a happily ever after for herself in multiple worlds with her friends, will she ever find it? LucyxKouta, NyuxOC, slight MarikoxYuka Slice To Death Witch Maria-chan!: Bokusantsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, Umineko Style! Maria goes back in her mom's past to prevent her from being so abusive in the future, but when Maria's cousin Battler steps in, will it work? Witchy Bride: Kotake has screwed up at his wedding rehearsal, but when he accidently propoese to a witch apprentice, what will he do? mainly DoremixKotake light KotakexAiko The Grudge: Sakura Haruno and her boyfriend Sasuke move to a house in Japan, but what they don't know is it's haunted by a curse... Ponyville: Fluttershy is not like other pegasus ponies: she can't fly like them but will another pegasus named Rainbow Dash change that? FxRD Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle is the star of a tv show, problem? she thinks it's all real, but when she gets lost in Manehattan, an adventure calls! Kung Fu Ditzy: Ditzy Doo is a big fan of the Mane 6, but what happens when she's accidently chosen as the Ultimate Warrior? will she save the day? Who Framed Pinkie Pie?: Pinkie Pie is framed for a murder of a famous cartoonist, who is the real culprit? with the help of friends, Phantos will find out! random stuff: copy and paste this into your profile if you want to end animal abuse If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are the only ones who understand your randomness, copy and paste this onto your profile. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandfather by name. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 30 things to do when you know you're going to fail an exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourett's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e.. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math / sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blackened out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question. Ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him or her. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. (oh baby ;) haha) 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Attack on Titan time! LIST YOUR TOP TEN CHARACTERS AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BELOW: 1. Levi What would you do if... - Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? let him sleep with me and swear not to tell anyone he did. - Number 2 got sent to jail? What did he do now...? - Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "uh...this is awkward." - Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Run, Eren! Levi's gonna kill you! - Number 5 cooked you dinner? Eat it. She's probably a good cook. - Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Smile and admire her sleeping face. - Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? HOLY CRAP. - Number 8 was in the hospital? Visit him and make sure-HOLY CRAP, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ARM. - Number 9 made fun of your friends? Scold her. - Number 10 ignored you all the time? NO! WHATEVER I DID, I'M SORRY!!! I LOOOOVE YOOOOOOU!!!! List 10 of your favorite characters from a fandom: 1. Eren 2. Armin 3. Mikasa 4. Erwin 5. Levi 6. Mike 7. Hanji 8. Annie 9. Reiner 10. Bertholt 1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Erwin invites Mikasa and Hanji to his house. Hanji talks to them about titans. 2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? MIKE! MIKE!! I mean...I choose Mike. 3) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? A huge fight because they're Annie and Mikasa. 4) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? ERWIN?! WHY?! Hanji, because she knows him better. 5) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Everything burns. 6) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Reiner, because it's better than Annie, and she doesn't know Erwin well enough yet. 7) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Reiner arrives late for Armin and Hanji's wedding. He overslept. They forgive him and understand. 8) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? Reiner murders Eren. Armin jumps on him and punches and bites him. 9) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Mike and Eren are in trouble. Mike saves Eren because he's important to humanity. 10) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Attempt to kill each other to eat each other. CATS TIME! I promise to remember Bombalurina When I want to get attention; I promise to remember Tugger When I go against conventions. I promise to remember Plato Whenever I'm being quiet; I promise to remember Bustopher Jones, When I say I want to diet. I promise to remember Munkustrap Who taught me to be caring; I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly Who taught me to be sharing. I promise to remember Mistoffelees Who taught me to be clever; I promise to remember Gus Who taught me to endeavour. I promise to remember Jemima Whenever I sing a song; I promise to remember Grizabella When I feel I don't belong. I promise to remember Alonzo Whenever I see someone show off; I promise to remember Demeter When I look at them and scoff. I promise to remember Skimble When I'm getting on a train; I promise to remember Cori and Tanto When I question if I'm sane. I promise to remember Ademtus When I pull a funny face; I promise to remember Victoria When I recompose my grace. I promise to remember Pounce Whenever I'm being daft; I promise to remember Tumble Whenever I've smiled or laughed. I promise to remember Macavity When hear of or see a crime; I promise to remember Griddlebone and Growltiger When I fall in love for the first time. I promise to remember Cassandra and Exotica When I'm being rather mysterious; I promise to remember Etcetera and Electra When I'm feeling rather delirious. I promise to remember Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer When I know I've done something naughty; I promise to remember the Rumpus Cat When I know I'm being haughty. I promise to remember Deuteronomy When I think of those who've gone; But I promise to remember the Jellicles When it's time to finally pass on. Is it weird that I pronounce Jemima's name Jem-ih-ma rather than Jem-eye-ma? I dunno why, I just do...for me, it just sounds better that way CATS relationships Macavity: oldest brother of Munksutrap and Tugger, ex-tomfriend of Demeter, son of Old D and Grizabella Munkustrap: middle son of Old D and Grizabella, mate of Demeter, father of Jemima Tugger: youngest son of Old D and Grizabella, had an on/off relationship with Bombalurina until he became the mate of Mistoffelees Demeter: younger sister to Bombalurina, Macavity's ex-queenfriend, mated to Munkustrap, mother of Jemima Bombalurina: older sister to Demeter, had an on/off relationship with Tugger (is honestly pretty jealous of Misto) Mungojerrie: twin of Rumpleteazer, tomfriend of Jemima Rumpleteazer: twin of Mungojerrie, mated to Coricopat Mistoffelees: oldest brother of Alonzo and Victoria, mated to Tugger Alonzo: younger brother of Misto, mated to Cassandra, has magic powers like his brother but is pretty quiet about them Victoria: youngest sister of Misto and Alonzo, mated to Plato, has yet to show powers like her brothers Cassandra: older sister of Exotica, mated to Alonzo Exotica: younger sister to Cassandra, mate unknown Asparagus: mate to Jellylorum, father to Pouncival and Etcetera, son of Gus the Theater Cat Jellylorum: mate to Asparagus, mother of Pouncival and Etcetera, daughter in law to Gus the Theater Cat Pouncival: older twin brother of Etcetera, son of Jellylorum and Asparagus Jr Etcetera: younger twin sister of Pouncival, daughter of Jellylorum and Asparagus Jr Jemima: daughter of Munkustrap and Demeter, queenfriend to Mungojerrie Gus: father of Asparagus, grandfather of Pouncival and Etcetera Tumblebrutus: nephew of Admetus (I have no idea why I thought of this) but refers him as dad, tomfriend of Electra, his mother, Admetus' sister, died giving birth to him, adoptive brother of Plato. Electra: daughter of Jenny and Skimble, queenfriend of Tumblebrutus Plato: parents unknown, adoptive son to Admetus, adoptive brother to Tumblebrutus Coricopat: older twin brother to Tantomile, mated to Rumpleteazer Tantomile: younger sister of Coricopat, mated to Admetus Admetus: uncle of Tumblebrutus, mated to Tantomile, adoptive dad to Plato In some AUs, I'll have Plato, Tumblebrutus, Pouncival, and Etcetera as biological siblings. Name twelve CATS characters and answer the questions! 1) Jemima 2) Victoria 3) Mr. Mistoffolees 4) Rum Tum Tugger 5) Macavity 6) Demeter 7) Munkustrap 8) Skimbleshanks 9) Grizabella 10) Tantomile 11) Coricopat 12) Old Deuteronomy 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nope.avi 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? every girl drools over him, he's pretty good looking I guess 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? WHOA WUT 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? not really 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? no, Victoria has Plato and Demeter has Munkustrap 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? neither. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Munkstrap: HOLY CRAP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAD!? I'M TELLING MISTO! 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. after Tantomile and Coricopat get into a fight, a certain magical cat is here to help her 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? maybe as a father/daughter type 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I'm here, son 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? DON'T YOU GET ANYWHERE NEAR MY PRECIOUS JEMIMA, TUGGER! 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three? not really 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? no, although Cori is awesome 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? nope.avi 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? wut? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Casey Jr from Dumbo 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? warning: lots of crack going on 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? ...no, Tantomile isn't that type of queen 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "they seem to be close, like a father and daughter" 20) How emo is Seven? Munkustrap ain't emo ._. (10) and (1) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (12). Turns out, (10) was cheating on (1) for (12) and (12) was pregnant with (10)'s child. Heartbroken, (1) then has a bad relationship with (4), a hot one night stand with (11), almost marries (6) at Vegas, and is about to start a happy relationship with (9) until (2) kills (1) out of jealous rage and having loved (9) from the beginning. (9) and (2) marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde. Meanwhile, (5), who is happily married to (7) informs (3) of (1)'s murder where (3) is able to bring (1) back from the dead by kissing (1) at (1)'s fueneral. (3) pronounces his undying love to (1)- where they then marry by (8) as the priest to their marriage. THE END! Tantomile and Jemima are in a happy relationship until Tantomile runs off with Old Deuteronomy. Turns out, Tantomile was cheating on Jemima for Old D and Old D was pregnant with Tantomile's child (OH MY BAST WHAT!?!?) Heartbroken, Jemima then has a bad relationship with Tugger (I can see why, that's her uncle..), a hot one night stand with Coricopat (Tantomile's gonna be mad), almost marries Demeter at Vegas (Munkustrap will not be happy), and is about to start a happy relationship with Grizabella until Victoria kills Jemima out of jealous rage and having loved Grizabella from the beginning (WUT). Grizabella and Victoria marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde (O_O). Meanwhile, Macavity, who is happily married to Munkustrap (EWW INCEST!) informs Mr. Mistoffolees of Jemima's murder, where Mr. Mistoffolees is able to bring Jemima back from the dead by kissing Jemima at her funeral;. Mr. Mistoffolees pronounces his undying love to Jemima- where they then marry by Skimbleshanks as the priest to their marriage. THE END! Title to this? Crack, Weirdness, and Incest, oh my! good fic if you're a MistoJem fan, I guess List 10 of your favorite characters from a fandom: 1. Jemima 2. Rum Tum Tugger 3. Jellylorum 4. Plato 5. Electra 6. Mistoffolees 7. Tantomile 8. Munkustrap 9. Coricopat 10. Skimbleshanks 1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Plato invites Jellylorum and Munkustrap to dinner where they talk about love life and nursing skills (Jelly's forte) 2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Jemima, because she's so damn cute! and Misto will probably be busy smexing it up with Tugger 3) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Jelly falls for Misto, and Munk's jealous? hmm...I honestly don't know, I don't like either couples XD 4) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? Plato jumps me? I thought we were friends ;_; Tantomile, because she's awesome, Skimble will be busy with the train and Tugger will be too busy with Misto to even notice I'm in danger 5) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? she makes everyone explode with her cuteness 6) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Jelly has to marry Munkustrap, Plato, or Coricopat...none, because they all have mates 7) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Cori shows up late for his sister's and Tugger's wedding, he was trying to find the perfect gift for Tanto because she's so damn hard to read when it comes to presents 8) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? My my, that was quick...Cori kills Munkustrap because he was bitter about his sister marrying a playcat, Tugger goes into a rage and beats Cori and Tanto tries to calm them both down 9) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Misto and Jemima are in danger...Misto saves Jemima because I will shoot him if he doesn't 10) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Jelly and Munkustrap go camping but forget food, well...they're screwed, Jelly will probably go insane and try to kill Munk (Bastspeed Munk...Bastspeed) |