BOO, i'm Radley!
Hi everyone, my name is Anna, but my friends call me Boo Radley because... actually I dont know why. Well maybe cuz yada yada yada. No one cares. ANYWAYS! I love South Park, best show EVER. I am a yoai fan for reasons unknown to me.
I am a shy sweet smart sassy sexy pretty funloving caring kindhearted smart mind perfectionist person. I used to write other fanfiction (WAAAAAAAAy back when), but hopefully, no one remembers me. i love to read and to write, problem is i kinda suck at it.
I also love Law and order:SVU , NCIS, White collar, Two and a half men, and so on and so forth.
I love to read, but i'm such a nerd, if i were to write down all my fav books, fanfiction would run out of space, so. Here goes other useless info 'bout me.
South park fav charecters in order
So many more, but i dont wanna name em' all.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Number your favorite characters in South Park in any order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Yes, he is immensely hot and sexy and smart…and evil…that’s hot.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
That would be HILARIOUS
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Not at the moment..
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
YESSSSSS!! They would, their both sluty.
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
She’d be PISSED!
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Everyday i ask myself why i let him do these things to me, and then i remember. I can ignore the cuts he gave me, the bruises he left me. But i can't ignore the way I feel about him.
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Probably, I haven’t seen any
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
My savior in disguise (mysterion)
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
I don’t have any friends yet. L
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?
Ain’t no rest for the wicked by cage the elephant
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING FOR EXTREME SEXUAL THEMES AND KIDNAPPING! even though i don't write like that...
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE SHOW:
Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd say: What the are you doin at my house…okay fine you can stay here.
Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
GET OUT PERVERT!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Umm…it’s nice Craig, thank you…
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Hush hush now, let him sleep. His life is so hard.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
YAY, Bebe’s my sissy!? Horray!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Trying to blow her self up in a protest.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I am not messin’ with the son of the devil. Sorry guys.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Kyle : “okay Boo, I’ll distract them. You run”
Boo: “aww Kyle your so sweet.” =D
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Kenny “we’d better get your pants off so I can see the damage”
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Stan “aww man we gotta get out’s here”
Me “it’s okay, the question will be over soon”
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Video tape it.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
He is shocked and bewildered.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She would take me shopping, even though I hate shopping.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He set’s me on fire. YAY!
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Hits me with a shovel and carries me off somewhere to burry my body.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He is smart, funny, moralist, sexy, and he has the worlds most perfect ass.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
I say “GO FOR IT DUDE!”
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?
Oh yes, his mom doesn’t really care about anything.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
God I hope not.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Laugh really hard. Butters a PLAYER?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What the hell…
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Go back to Stan befor he goes to Kyle, which he does quite often in fan fiction.
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
I am the happiest person ever and I would run to him and jump into his wait arms. sighs
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
I walk away and pretend I didn’t see it.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours.
I barf my guts out.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Yes, I there friends, but Craig….idk.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Christophe kills him.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Something extravagant and fatty.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Uhh, Bebe lures people somewhere, and Damien…eats them?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
NOOO Craig’s perfect hair is RUINED BECAUSE OF THAT BITCH!!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Killing people and eating them. >:D
1 accidentally kicked 10?
I would run like hell.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Enjoy it very much…
5 and 6 did a workout together?
No. they did not.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Oh sorry, Butter. I must have forgotten you, get over here quick.
7 won the lottery?
YAY, MY SISTER WON THE LOTTERY!!
8 had quite a big secret?
No, it’s not a secret.
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
That would be creepy.
what would 1 think of 2?
Annoying awesome best friend.
How would 3 greet 9?
What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing, he is better in every aspect of everything.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Taking his professor chaos suit and exposing him as a villin.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Neither of them is a main character at the moment.
What would make 7 angry at 8
Wendy being more popular then her.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Nowhere I cant think of.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
To screw off.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?