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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Ouran High School Host Club, and Twilight.

NICKNAME: Alex (NO IM NOT A BOI)

My Birth Name: you'll see somewhere

AGE: 13

APPEARANCE: Shortish Blonde streaked hair(some black), 5'4, pale-tan, and like 5 piercings, thats all fo real importance! XD

RANDOM QUOTES FROM MY BESTEST BUDDIES EVER!! :)

"I hate when people ask you if you're sure you're gay, but they never ask someone if their sure their straight!!" - rephrased, but off a video

I can defy gravity!! "Oh how so?" I Trip UP stairs!!

"I say he's dented, curvy, curvy, dented! No wait he mite be curvey!" 'Hey Josh you're curvey haha!' Thank you. "He does know what curvey means right" 'IDK most likely' - me/tyana

"Payton! I'm dented!" 'ok' "jesus she didn't even flinch, but i still say she's dented" - me

"No! Sam take that out of your mouth!" -

Damnit sam quit standing over people with a knife! We get it your chuckie - Me/sam

OW I poked my kidney!! 'your kindeys inside of you twit' - me&korine/ME

PUT DIEGO DOWN!! 'why it's just a stuffed toy' DOESNT MEAN HE DON'T GOT FEELINGS!!

If one more racist-stereotype-predujice whore comes near me ima slap someone! 'Oh well then lets go before your mom comes'

we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ! 'Are you guys on pot?' no we just went to munchinkin land so we must be near OZ

YOU STILL DID IT 'NO I DIDNT' YES YOU DID 'NO I DI. . . wait what didnt i do' i dont know i think it involved ice and bowls - me/sam

WOOOOOOHHHH I'M BATMAAAAAAAthump drop pain "Robin must be so proud of batman! he can now defy gravity" - me/alyssa

I hate people that hate jewish people but love hitler! its just stupid! "and why is that" because hitler was jewish "well go to your boyfriend maybe he wont be so 'stupid'

I DONT WANT TO HEAR THE WORD PIE EVER AGAIN!! "why" 'whispers math' "oh" hey who wants some apple pie? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

NO ON CAN EXPLAIN ANY OF THE THINGS WE DO ESPECIALLY ME AND My CRAZY AND HORMONAL FRIENDS. AND BESIDES WHO NEEDS NORMAL FRIENDS !?!?

WOW I CAN'T BELEIVE I GOT UKE THAT'S JUST WEIRD

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Stereotypes Suck:Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kit. I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge,fax and mango, cutipie

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. Because We all love him!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, cutipie
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer,Cloud Envy, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202, MikaUchiha, cutipite

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 16

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile

If people who have sticks stuck so far up their asses that they they can never pull them out again tick you off to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Boys are like lava lamps... hott, but not very bright.
I don't obsess! I think intensely
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

"Love your enemies! It really ticks them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albrigh

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,516 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Welcome Distraction by WithDemonWings reviews
After Blaine breaks up with Kurt, Kurt is sort of depressed. No one really notices except for Puck, who offers to set him up on a blind date with a guy that's liked him for a while, but only now is starting to accept it. A reluctant Kurt agrees.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Accomplishments by Juura99 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are getting married, but there are a few bumps along the road, like a crazy fan-girl, and a questionable friendship. Full Summary inside! Yaoi/LEMONS and all that jazz. Rated M for future chapters! Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,389 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by YamiTenshiKoi reviews
Riza and Roy are to be married in 3 days. Riza is a cheating whore, Ed finds out but doesn't want to tell the man he loves. Winry tries to convince Ed its the right thing to do. Will he make the best choice? RoyEd Yaoi Collection of song-fics On Hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Thanks by HeartofaGoddess2009 reviews
Gwen helps Ben and Kevin get together even though she loves Kevin herself. Redone
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Fire and Water by moonbeard reviews
What do you get when you mix fire and water? Steam of course. WARNING: THERE IS YAOI! don't like don't read. SasukeXSuigetsu Disclaimer: I don't own anything. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Phoenix Ashes by AkizukiSakura reviews
When a series of strange murders crops up in Domino City, what do two cops, a teenager, and a centuries-old spirit have to do with it? Can they solve the mystery before things get even worse? Rivalshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2008 - S. Kaiba, Yūgi M.
When It Was Me by animeaddict2323232 reviews
"I wanted to scream. Seeing him with her made me feel sick to my stomach. What does she have that I don't have?" Spinelli/TJ Songfic Angsty unrequited love oneshot
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - A. Spinelli, TJ D. - Complete
Never Doubt I Love by Nuwanda reviews
Prom season comes around, and Hamlet only has one thing on his mind: inviting Horatio. But when Ophelia has other plans, what's our tragic hero to do? Slash, HamletHoratio, and AU.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2006
Absolutely Brilliant by Nuwanda reviews
Horatio has a paper to finish and is determined to do the best he can with it. His concentration is strong, but is even Horatio tough enough to defeat Hamlet's skill for annoyance? Of course not. No one is. Slash, one-shot and AU, HamletHoratio.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
Roller Skates and New Beginnings by Nuwanda reviews
Hamlet decides that Horatio is too uptight and drags him out for a day of fun. Only the “fun” isn’t so fun for Horatio. Mishaps and first kisses are sure to follow. Slash and AU, HamletHoratio.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004
One Magical Night by Big Cliffy Meanie reviews
Rated for sexual content, if you don’t like it, don’t read. TJSpinelli. This is a One-shot. Read and Review!
Recess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
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What I Wouldn't Give reviews
This use to be a oneshot but people liked it so i added more chapters there abunch of romantic oneshot between flock members tell me one you want in a review and ill try to write it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Fang, Max
mini flock reviews
what happens when the flock has kids well this is that story. twins, crushes and hurt. read what happens to Regg, Exel, Ukyo, and Rose on this crazy adventure. READ THIS. rating might change. won't update until i get 5 More reviews
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
They've gotta a what? reviews
the twins have gotta baby bro. now what do they do. he's been living in america most of his life. but now that he's here things get a whole lot weirder and funnier. rating might go up later in the story. this is a friends story i take no credit for it
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009
The Massive Switch reviews
So Jasper and Rosalie are datin' nothin weird bout that-ok maybe-yet. ths is my friends story i take no credit except for typin it up. if you hate it,like it,or love it,tell me.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete