When a magical flower sprays Harry with a mysterious cloud of spores, he soon finds the side effects to be far more…pleasant than he expected. Now with every girl in the castle obsessed with him, Harry must decide whether to find a cure for this mystery ailment or give in to its more carnal benefits.

When a spell goes wrong, Harry and Hermione find themselves mentally connected. The only problem is, they can't control what they do and do not hear. But it's not like either has anything to hide, right? Hogwarts starts at 15. WARNING: This story is intended for adult readers only!

After learning the truth about the prophecy, Harry comes to a single conclusion: He is most definitely going to die. Well, if he's going out, then Merlin be damned, he'd go out living his life to the fullest. And what better way to do that than by charming the knickers off of every girl who caught his fancy? Hogwarts isn't ready for a Boy-Who-Lived with a death wish.

Daphne Greengrass has always done what's expected of her. Make friends with the people she's expected to, earn the grades she's expected to have, etc. Yet when her father announces her betrothal to Theo Nott she's finally had enough. She simply will not enter a loveless marriage without having some fun first, and so sets her eyes on the last person anyone would expect: Harry Potter

An ancient law founded long before the time of Merlin awakens after Harry strikes down Voldemort. Now the oaths of all the Death Eaters transfer to him. Bound to his service, the war criminals must now hand over their fealty, wealth, and even their wives and daughters to satisfy the ancient rite.

After the war many people were set adrift, looking for a place to belong in a world that had changed overnight. Narcissa Malfoy was one such individual. Her husband dead, son in chains, and fortune gone, the Malfoy matron was in dire straits. Though there was hope, for she had one last favour she could call in from none other than the Saviour of the Wizarding World himself...

After Remus's death at the end of the war, Tonks is set adrift in an emotional upheaval. Needing stability, she moves in with Harry to help herself recover during this trying time. However, as time goes on, she realizes more and more just how important Harry has become to hers and Teddy's lives. What's a world-class auror to do in a situation like this? Why turn it into a mission!

Life's been hard for Pansy after the war. Seen as the Girl-Who-Said-Grab-Him, she's been ostracised by not just her friends but society as well. With nowhere else to go for money or food, the former Slytherin resorts to working at a dingy muggle pub for pennies to support herself. Her life of stale beer and handsy drunk muggles all begins to change when a familiar face walks in.

Lavender is a lot of things. A flirt, a gossip, and- if she does say so herself- a certified bombshell babe. But most of all, Lavender considers herself a good friend. So when her best friend Parvati gets invited to the Yule Ball by Harry Potter, Lavender is gonna make damn sure her girl has a great time. She only hopes Harry doesn't get scared off by her more… hands on approach.

When Malfoy hits him with a spell gone wrong, Harry is transformed into a beast of lust and anger. Only Professor Sinistra can help Harry get back to normal. Yet doing so might mean corrupting herself as well. Good thing Aurora always liked a good challenge… One-Shot feat Harry/Aurora Sinistra

To help raise money for those affected by the war, Harry decides to work with Witch Weekly and rent himself out to any interested witch for a one night, date night experience. Yet the hero of the Wizarding World is in for a rude awakening as he'll soon realize that the witches of Magical Britain are lusting for far more than just an innocent dinner and conversation.

Umbridge wants dirt on Harry Potter and Draco wants to give it to her. Yet Potter proves to be an elusive foe. Desperate, Draco orders Pansy to make Potter talk by any means necessary. Unfortunately, Pansy knows only one way to do so, but Draco did say by any means, right?

Draco Malfoy is up to something and Harry will do anything to find out what. Yet when he is offered up information by the most unlikeliest of sources, will he be willing to pay their price? One-Shot feat Harry/Carrow Twins

Fleur, tired of boring sex with her boring husband, decides to take an extended vacation back in France at her family's summer villa. Too bad no one told her that her mother and new lover would also be spending the summer there… Especially when that lover was none other than Harry Potter.

Angelina Johnson has waited her entire Hogwarts career to captain the quidditch team. when she finally gets her chance she’s not gonna let Harry Potter’s short temper with the new Defense professor rob her of her star seeker. With the help of her two friends, Alicia and Katie, she sets out a plan to ensure Harry’s temper is kept in check by any means necessary. Hogwarts starts a 14