Smartiepants13
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Joined 03-19-08, id: 1528434, Profile Updated: 12-04-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey!! What's up??

It's Smartiepants13...although really my name's Christine. If you wanted me to define my life, basically, I would show you my pencil case, 'cause all over it I've written I love Edward Cullen...and GO HABS GO a few times as well.

I basically like everything in the world. People always ask me what my hobbies are, but I really can't tell them...I mean I like reading (ahem Twilight) writing, drawing, swimming, playing soccer, street hockey, Christmas, food, Halloween, more food, colouring, folding napkins in restaurants into weird shapes, shopping, going crazy, laughing, crying, yelling, screaming, punching, cutting my hair myself, talking like a baby, typing, showering, jumping off of things, burning things...

you get the idea, I think.

My pet peeves are basically people who anger me...

I have a nervous habit of twiddling my pencil in my fingers and no one understands how I can do it.

Things to do before I die:

learn the rubik's cube, find my Edward Cullen, discover the cure for cancer, become Stephenie Meyer or JK Rowling...and other stuff.

These are my future husbands: Edward Cullen , Alex Tanguay (Montreal Canadiens), Sergei Kostitsyn (Montreal Canadiens), Maxime Lapierre (Montreal Canadiens), (haha three guesses where I'm from) Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathborne, Matt Damon, and a bunch of others I can't think of right now.

Yeah so check out my work!!

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Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Esme Island Extended by alynawt reviews
Bella and Edward's first night on the island. Starting from their romantic midnight swim, and leading deeper into the night. Romantic. Fluffy. Sex/sexual actions. I own nothing from the Twilight Saga.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Be Very Still by Amy J Writes reviews
My interpretation of that empty little white space on page 85 of Breaking Dawn... the wedding night. One-shot, Bella's POV. Rated a sexy but tasteful M, I think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Great Restraint by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans. At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises. This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Isle Esme by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.1 - The First Untold Moment in Breaking Dawn - Edward and Bella on Their Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
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Tell Me a Story reviews
Bella wants Edward to tell her a little more about his past. Lots of Edward anecdotes and cute stories about his childhood. Rating just for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
True Love Never Dies reviews
What happens after Bella and Edward are married and Bella is changed? Will Bella survive returning to school with Edward by her side? Read to find out! Sequel to Eclipse. Rated T just in case. WRITTEN BEFORE BREAKING DAWN RELEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Mind Over Matter reviews
The first night Edward stayed over with Bella--in Edward's point of view! What was he really thinking? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008