Wolfofsherwood
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Joined 03-19-08, id: 1528521, Profile Updated: 03-23-09
Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, X-Men: Evolution, Naruto, and Teen Titans.

Updates on my ness: I'm not feeling into the writing thing right now. A friend of mine just died. I don't know when I'll write again, but it'll be when I'm ready.

Before I even greet you, I'm putting my disclaimer up here so I don't have to take the time to put it in all of my stories. I do not own anything except the computer I write on and the original characters. And my sandwich, of course. Just so you guys know.

Hey, I'm Wolfofsherwood, currently located in The Cave, the nickname for my room. Here are some question you probably don't care about, but I'm going to bug you with useless and disturbing knowledge. I laugh at you from my computer screen. Consider that your warning.

Call me: Tashala, The Badger, Wolf, or Girlie
Don't call me: Tushy, honey, or "hey, you"
My age: Younger than you'd think.
My favorite color: Deep red, like blood
My favorite time of the year: It's a tie between Halloween because you get to scare people and they can't yell at you for it, and Independence Day (July 4) because you can light off as many explosives as you want and no one will arrest you

Um... If you read down this far, you're pretty awesome. There's nothing else to say about me, except for a small plug to check out my original fiction as Girlwithweirdthoughts. (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/619490/)

Yay! Boredom has made me add more to my bio!

Top 5 fave pairings:

Naruto:

Sakura X Kakashi (Because love knows no age! And they compliment each other nicely.)
Naruto X Sasuke (I love the fan art and fiction about them, mostly...)
Hinata X Kiba (It's way cute!)
Gaara X Lee (Again, very cute.)
Zetsu X Deidara (Weird? Yes. Uncommon? Yes. But I like it... So there!)

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha X Kagome (Cliche, but they were MADE for each other, after all)
Miroku X Sango (Again, made for each other)
Sesshomaru X Rin (NO! NOT in the pedophile sense. I mean when she grows up.)
Kouga X Kagome (Wolves need love too.)
Sesshomaru X Kagome (Because, hey, it could happen and Sesshomaru is cuter.)


Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

(Actually, some of those are true... That's sad...)

Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1.Hidan
2.Kakashi
3. Itachi
4. Naruto
5.
Sasori
6. Deidara
7. Sakura
8. Temari
9. Zetsu
10. Shikamaru
11. Kiba
12. Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Deidara and Kiba... That would be kind of cool, but I haven't. Wink wink, nudge nudge ;)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Naruto? Ummm... Sure, when he's older. When he's a kid, not so much.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's INCEST! I may be into a lot of things, but not incest, thank you all the same. And the Sand Siblings? NO WAY!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, I like them most of the time. Zetsu's pretty cool.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um... Kakashi and Deidara... I've never thought about it before... I guess not, though.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasori/Zetsu or Sasori/Shikimaru... I've have to say the first one.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Um... I can only imagine Sakura. "Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing with Gaara!!" And that would be quite the awkward situation.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Itachi needed someone to talk to. Shikimaru seemed the most plausible. He was smart, fun, and they had the same intelligence. Little did he know, Shikimaru and himself didn't just share intellectual interests.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Um... Maybe. I can't imagine Temari and Hidan getting along for any period of time, though.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"The Cure for Insomnia"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Naruto is feeling sexually depraved since his lover, Sasuke, betrayed him and his substitutes have all gone away. He sees Hidan bloodies and broken and, not suspecting that it was self-induced, and carries him to the nearest hospital, where things turn a little ugly. Of course, Hidan loves pain, but will he be able to stand the pain that doesn't heal when his body does?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Um... This is Itachi we're talking about, so maybe.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't really know, but it's Kiba. Lots of people love Kiba.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Um... Kakashi/Naruto/Sasori... Maybe the first two, but not the three together.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

This is definitely not a drag! (I don't know...)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Temari... Maybe "Lips Like Morphine" since I love it.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hiden/Deidara/Gaara Warning: Contains violence, language, smexiness, killing, and general love you/hate you relationships

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ummm... Shikimaru using a pick-up line on anyone doesn't really make sense, but on KAKASHI? No way. It would probably be, "Hey, do you want to do it?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kiba is kind of clueless, but yeah, it could be... "Holy crap! Kakashi and Temari? I thought Kakashi had standards! And I thought Temari was more into Shikimaru or someone!"

20) How emo is Seven?

Um... Not at all. She's a total prep (which is why I love and (mostly) hate her) She's probably the happiest happy person as long as she's not crying over Sasuke. That part made me really annoyed since it went on forEVER.

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Of Zoids and Organoids by ShadowRebirth37 reviews
A collection of short one-shots based on random words. Various characters, series, and genres are used. Requests taken! Random words taken! Chapter 25- Safe. Raven and Shadow drabble. Please Read & Review!
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,201 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Raven, Vega O.
Beautiful Assassin by MistyWing reviews
AU LarvaMiyu Miyu's father hires a body guard, who hides his face behind a mask. No one knows that behind the mask is the face of a villain out to take her down. What makes him turn around and become a rival for her affections? Full summary inside.
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 2/4/2006
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Fogotten Loyalty by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
Sakura Haruno loses her memories after being gravely injured. This is what happens to her blank life.anything is possible.Now how does akatsuki tie into this? DISCONTINUED! UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,128 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Becoming SOLDIER by XoxStrifexoX reviews
Zack meets his new neighbor Cloud they quickly become friends & vow to join SOLDIER but can Zack&Cloud handle the training and abuse? And will their friendship strain or turn into something more...? PLEASE REVIEW
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,345 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Sakura Majikku Mission Hogwarts by Evelyn- Sangria reviews
Sakura accepts a mission in a foreign world to protect a boy and all others in a castle. She was sent alone, but Tsunade sends a sencond operative to be with her.Also how will Hogwarts react to a ninja being their guard. Narutoxhogwarts crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,347 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Girl Worth Fighting For by PotoPerson reviews
Princess Sheeta is sick of the way Muska has been running the kingdom. So when he drafts a boy named Pazu for stealing a loaf of bread it's the last straw. So she dresses up as a boy to get her new freind out, and to defy Muska.[HONESTLY, I'M NOT SURE IT'LL EVER BE FINISHED]
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Heart of a Wyvern by ShadowRebirth37 reviews
Discontinued
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,198 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008
A Picture's Worth A Hundred Words by Nini the Electrocuted Sheep reviews
A series of drabbles, each 100 words; no more, no less. YukiShuichi in most drabbles, various other pairings occasionally explored. The series is complete! It's not the end, though! Check out the sequel, "A Picture's Worth A Hundred Words II" :D
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Pirate Throne by samie-san360 reviews
Kagome is one of the most feared Pirates in the seven seas. But no one knows she's a girl except her crew! That is until she meets up with The Most Feared Pirate in the seven seas. The Silver Hanyou!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
100 Ways to Annoy The Animorphs and Company by Mrowrkat98 reviews
It's finished! Horray! Now go make your own so I can read it please!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Photo Shoot by Proverbial Pumpkin reviews
A photo shoot goes from cute to steamy a little too quickly for comfort. K/Tohma.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Touma S., K - Complete
Chemistry by Karasu Kyra reviews
[Chemistry] It brings people together. [Chemistry teaches us things we did not know of others.] SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Like Everyone Else reviews
It's sort of a tribute to the different mutants in X-Men: Evolution. Each chapter is a short drabble devoted to one character who wants, in some way, to be like everyone else. I never said it would be good, so you've been warned. R & R, please
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008
A Million in One reviews
Lydia isn't your average mutant, but her sisters insist that she's a cut above the rest instead of the other way around. And those sisters live in her head! Will Xavier's school be able to handle a million girls in one? Full summary inside.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Hypnagogia reviews
Hypnagogia, the state between sleeping and waking. It's a common ailment, but can Raven blame everything that happens during that night on this little transition? RedRae fluff! Sequel to Sleep Deprived.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Sleep Deprived reviews
The Titans have been fighting Red X for days at a time. Raven is especially tired and something goes wrong. But then something goes right. Fluffy RedRae Help, the fluff bunnies took over my brain! Rated for mild language and one sort-of-serious injury.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Red-X, Raven - Complete
I Can Ride My Bike with No Handlebars reviews
A short songfic about Itachi inspired by the music video "Handlebars" by Flobots. Written on sleep deprivation and sounded good at the time. I don't own Naruto. Rated for character death and general angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family Isn't Always Fun reviews
Kagome thinks everything is fine until her cousin Sentry shows up and falls into the well! Now, Sentry can't get home and they need to find a way to get rid of her before she kills Kagome, or worse, seduces Sesshomaru! Rated for violence in later chapters
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete