Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, X-Men: Evolution, Naruto, and Teen Titans.
Updates on my ness: I'm not feeling into the writing thing right now. A friend of mine just died. I don't know when I'll write again, but it'll be when I'm ready.
Before I even greet you, I'm putting my disclaimer up here so I don't have to take the time to put it in all of my stories. I do not own anything except the computer I write on and the original characters. And my sandwich, of course. Just so you guys know.
Hey, I'm Wolfofsherwood, currently located in The Cave, the nickname for my room. Here are some question you probably don't care about, but I'm going to bug you with useless and disturbing knowledge. I laugh at you from my computer screen. Consider that your warning.
Call me: Tashala, The Badger, Wolf, or Girlie
Um... If you read down this far, you're pretty awesome. There's nothing else to say about me, except for a small plug to check out my original fiction as Girlwithweirdthoughts. (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/619490/)
Yay! Boredom has made me add more to my bio!
Top 5 fave pairings:
Sakura X Kakashi (Because love knows no age! And they compliment each other nicely.)
Inuyasha X Kagome (Cliche, but they were MADE for each other, after all)
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!
(Actually, some of those are true... That's sad...)
Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Deidara and Kiba... That would be kind of cool, but I haven't. Wink wink, nudge nudge ;)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Naruto? Ummm... Sure, when he's older. When he's a kid, not so much.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That's INCEST! I may be into a lot of things, but not incest, thank you all the same. And the Sand Siblings? NO WAY!!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah, I like them most of the time. Zetsu's pretty cool.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um... Kakashi and Deidara... I've never thought about it before... I guess not, though.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sasori/Zetsu or Sasori/Shikimaru... I've have to say the first one.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Um... I can only imagine Sakura. "Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing with Gaara!!" And that would be quite the awkward situation.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Itachi needed someone to talk to. Shikimaru seemed the most plausible. He was smart, fun, and they had the same intelligence. Little did he know, Shikimaru and himself didn't just share intellectual interests.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Um... Maybe. I can't imagine Temari and Hidan getting along for any period of time, though.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"The Cure for Insomnia"
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Naruto is feeling sexually depraved since his lover, Sasuke, betrayed him and his substitutes have all gone away. He sees Hidan bloodies and broken and, not suspecting that it was self-induced, and carries him to the nearest hospital, where things turn a little ugly. Of course, Hidan loves pain, but will he be able to stand the pain that doesn't heal when his body does?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um... This is Itachi we're talking about, so maybe.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't really know, but it's Kiba. Lots of people love Kiba.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Um... Kakashi/Naruto/Sasori... Maybe the first two, but not the three together.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
This is definitely not a drag! (I don't know...)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Temari... Maybe "Lips Like Morphine" since I love it.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hiden/Deidara/Gaara Warning: Contains violence, language, smexiness, killing, and general love you/hate you relationships
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ummm... Shikimaru using a pick-up line on anyone doesn't really make sense, but on KAKASHI? No way. It would probably be, "Hey, do you want to do it?"
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kiba is kind of clueless, but yeah, it could be... "Holy crap! Kakashi and Temari? I thought Kakashi had standards! And I thought Temari was more into Shikimaru or someone!"
20) How emo is Seven?
Um... Not at all. She's a total prep (which is why I love and (mostly) hate her) She's probably the happiest happy person as long as she's not crying over Sasuke. That part made me really annoyed since it went on forEVER.
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