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Joined 03-19-08, id: 1528542, Profile Updated: 03-28-08

HELLO FELLOW FRIENDS OF FANFICTION AND THE WORLD!

I am Joanna and welcome to my page. Well, like everyone else on this site, I am CRAZY about writing, and reading. I haven't started any writing yet, but expect it soon. :)

ABOUT ME:

Name- Joanna

Age- 14

Hometown- Well, we'll just call it Ohio, but I sure wish it was Forks, Washington. ;)

Books- Hmmmm, i'll read just about anything, and I am VERY dangerous in a bookstore. Well, I am VERY obsessed with Twilight,

I'm pretty sure that I'm crazy in love with Edward, I REALLY wish that I was Bella, and I HATE Jacob's guts no matter what anyone says. He's such a jerk, AH i'm disgusted just thinking about him. Well, I have only 1 friend who is as crazy(or more) about Twilight as me, and her name is Rachel, and she is AWESOME!! We have such great discussions about Twilight. : ) I'm not just crazy about Twilight, I also am addicted to the Redwall series, Wicked, everything by Jane Austen, The Chronicles of Narnia, Eragon/Eldest, the Golden Compass, oh the list could go on for miles so i'll just stop here. Oh! I almost forgot, I also love Shakespeare's work also.

Music- HEHE I despise rap with a passion, I HATE country, but I'll listen to anything else. I have a weird habit of pointing out songs that are Edward / Bella/ Twilight (in general) related.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

STUFF I STOLE FROM the3rdbronte who stole from IsabellaMarieCullen3214

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're nocternal copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It"s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you like wearing black and acting goth, but aren't, post on profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

This is bunny. Copy and paste him to your profile to help him take over the world.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! (yup that's me) Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving.

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

My favorite word is sarcasm.

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

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Love You Forever Sequel To The Forbidden Love by Saizo's Little Lady reviews
Jake returns home from college and becomes a police officer but what happens when Flick and Linc Slocum are released from jail? deletion of chapters temperary until revised. authornote inside.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
A Knight in Shining Armor by Acy Yua reviews
Stumbling up the path was obnoxious, pimply-faced Richard Turner. He was my true love? I turned back to the cave. I hoped the dragon would eat him.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
Fellow Spirits by thepiraticalconductor reviews
My mouth fell open in horror. This wasn’t right; I wasn’t supposed to get a room in this place, or a spot on the guard. They were supposed to have ripped me to shreds by now! WHERE WAS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD! A quiet laugh sounded in the darkness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,040 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Charlotte - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It was Bound to Happen by booboobear51 reviews
Nessie finally figures out that she has the love of her life. All characters are in this story and all are normal parings. lemons later on in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5162 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
First Kiss: A collection of Jeslie oneshots by sawyerzelda reviews
The title basically describes it, but I try to stay faithful to this amazing book. Oneshots vary from the tragic to the more tragic, most likely. aka Leslie will die most of the time. if you can accept it, though, i would like to know what ppl think.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,879 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007
Your Knight in Shinning no? by JezzeleDeFatale reviews
The princess has kissed the frog, and turned to a prince. Although he left her for a much better off princess. This is her story of revenge, and happiness. Please read and review! :D It is my only oxygen!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
To Find Our Way by Shannz reviews
Murtagh takes something that belongs to the king and in doing so forges a new destiny for both he and Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete