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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS MoMoUchiha!!

Hola! Salutations! Bonjour! Shalom! Hi! Hey! Wassup! Konichiwa! Yo! Wat's up, chicken butt?! What it do? What's good?...Eh, well I can't think of anymore greetings so I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to start saying a bunch of random things that no one cares about :D!Well...here goes nothin:

Name: I'll give you my initials but dats it! RMM :D

Age: Under 100, okay?

Continent:...what's a continent?? o.o

Address: Why do you need to know dis?! STALKER!!

Likes: To read, and write :D

Dislikes: Weird, crazy obsessive stalkers :D

Yeah, sorry about my name change but I was getting bored with MoMoUchiha!


A man without a woman is a bachelor; a woman without a man is a genius! :D


Favorite Naruto Pairings

SasuSaku: This couple is cute but honestly...if he really loved her...why would he leave her crying in da rain?! :/

NaruHina: I DON'T CARE WAT U PPL SAY! THIS COUPLE IS NOT ONE-SIDED!

ShikaIno: They are soo meant to be! And shikamaru is so hot =D I probably like this couple more than SasuSaku.

TenNeji: They're minor characters but they're so adora-bubble! Jealous of Nejis long pretty hair T.T

Least Favorite Naruto Pairings

NaruSasu: GHEEEEEEYNESS

NejiHina: ewww incest much?!

ItaSasu: seriously...you people are sick...

TenSaku: W...T...H...

InoSasu: I like both of these characters but just...not together. It always makes Ino look like the bad guy or w/e.

SASUKARIN: I SHOULD'VE PUT THIS FIRST BUT IM 2 LAZY TO CHANGE IT. KARIN IS SUCH A FREAKIN SLUT. WHO COULD POSSIBLY LIKE HER?! SHE'S GOT UGLY GLASSES, UGLY CLOTHES, SHE'S JUST AN ALL AROUND UGLY SLUT!

Upcoming Stories :D

Here are some stories I'm thinking about doing. Vote in the Poll on which one you want me to do (if you want me to do one) after I am done with 'One World'

Camp Konoha: Sakura has been home-schooled all her life because she has to respect her moms wishes. She's finally convinced her mom to at least send her to a Musical Summer Camp. There she makes new friends, new enemies, and she connects with her music in more ways then she could ever know. SasuSaku, InoShika, NaruHina, TanNeji. Song fan-fic.

A Tale of Two R&B Souls: Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha are both living the ultimate double life. To the normal human being, it may seem like these two are just your everyday typical teenagers, but inside they are so much more. Now, everybody knows how they act during the day, but what happens after the streetlights come on? How about crowd-pleasing, hair-rising, unbelievable hip hop dance battles? Ah, you guessed it, our two favorite stubborn characters are the leaders of each of their crews. But what Sasuke and Sakura don't know is they are dating in the real world, but feuding in the dancing one since they both change what they look like. Now, they are both finalists in Konoha's Big Boi Dance Competition, but their forbidden love is getting in the way. Join Sasuke and Sakura as they travel through a journey of drama, hardships, and maybe even...love?

The Break-Up: Inspired from the movie The Break-Up, Sakura and Sasuke play the part of Jeniifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. After a huge fight, Sakura and Sasuke decide to break-up and move on, but things just aren't that easy. They are still living together, but what happens when Sakura starts bringing her dates home? Is it jealousy that's taking over Sasuke, or is love finally taking its course? An ultimate battle of the sexes for everyone! Join Sasuke and Sakura as they go through strip poker games, 12 tomatoes, and wild games of Pictionary! Ending may not be the same as the movie!

Moving On: I'm only adding this because I promised to dedicate a story to my best friend, and she only like NaruSaku fanfics so much to my displeasure I'm going to have to write one sooner or later. Better Get this over with. This story takes place right where Sasuke leaves to go with Orochimaru. (I'm going to have to watch dat episode eheheheh) leaving sakura crying. It's been a couple years since the disappearance of Sasuke. And Sakura decides to move on. Will a certain Blonde haired Blue eyed boy be able to replace the hole in her heart that a certain Uchiha left? SakuNaru HinaKiba InoShika. NejiTen oh how it pains me to write just the summary. Imagine writing the whole entire freakin' story! Warning: Character deaths! but only one =)

Man of The House: Based on the movie, this a story about five cheerleaders: Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Temari, and TenTen, who have witnessed a crime and are now trying to be killed. But thanks to policeman, Kakashi Hatake, the girls are being protected...maybe a little over protected. The girls are forced to live with the bitter Kakashi, and give up their cell phones! They aren't allowed to go anywhere without him, and on top of that they're trying to get Kakashi to win over a woman!! But what happens when Kakashi's daughter's life is at stake. Will the 5 preppy cheerleaders be able to help him, or will the outcomes be deadlier than Kakashi Hatake thought?

Tomorrow: Major Major Song fan fic. Song: Tomorrow by Brandy some of the lyrics will be added in this summary. He lied. He cheated. And he betrayed me. But now...all my pain is gone. Sakura came home early from work and we all know what happens when someone comes home early from work. They find something they thought they'd never see! Him and...HER! she runs out of the house into her car. into the ocean. Into a world full of nothingness. "Goodbye Sasuke-kun" maybe her last and final words.WARNING: CHARACTER DEATHS. One-Shot.

The Ten Day Program: This story was inspired from the movie Two Can Play That Game. I haven't decided on the couple I'm gonna' use for it, but if this story wins the poll, I will post another poll asking which couple I should use. Basically, one of the main Naruto girls (Sakura, Ino, TenTen, or Hinata) will find their man (Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, or Naruto) cheating with some slut. The girl is normally a love guru, but she never thought that her boyfriend would cheat. So they start doing the ten day program, which is supposed to get your boyfriend to fall back for you. This is going to be a story between love, hate, and battle of the sexes. And as you've probably already guessed, this a ten-shot, lol. (psst vote for this one)

40 Days & 40 Nights: Sakura, Ino, TenTen, and Hinata are the most popular girls in school...and they're also the most prissy. They obsess about every single thing including, broken nails, bugs, and sweat. One day, they all find necklaces in their lockers, and without thinking, they put them on. Now it's the next morning, and things will never be the same. Why? Because they woke up in an unfimiliar house, in an unfamiliar city, in an unfamilair dimension! Now they've found out that they are the four elemental heiress' of Konoha and now they are in training. But what happens when each of the girls are assigned a hot, young mentor? And what happens, when the guys just happen to be Sasuke, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Neji. Now, our four Konoha girls have only 40 days to find strenth, weaknesses, and...Love? Woah, Sakura and her friends did NOT sign up for this! These four girls are going from populars, to fangirls, to annoyances, to...actual human beings Friendships are changing, even though it's forbidden. But you know what they say: The best kind of love, is the forbidden kind.Will these girls be able to balance love, war, and... puberty?!

Heaven Sent: Haruno Sakura was only 18 when she was murdered by her alchoholic ex-boyfriend. She is in heaven now but she is still the same age she was when she had died. She had gotten pregnant by her ex not to long before she was killed. When Sakura went to Heaven, she thought that her daughter (now 18) was dead...wrong. She figured out that her daughter was still alive, but in danger. Sakura's been alowed the privelage to go back to earth and help her daughter for 3 months. But what happens when she finds a man that she thinks she's in love with...but he can't see her...literally. She's merely a ghost that only her daughter can see! What lenghts will she go to for love? How far will she go to protect her daughter? And how will she do this being nothing but a ghost?! May have a couple songs in it. If so, one of the songs may be Heaven Sent by Keyshia Cole. :D SasuSaku (of course) and AkinaSai

Waterfalls: A one-shot, song-fic about Gaara, Temari, and Konkuro. This is told in Temari's POV and it's mainly about her brothers, and how she's trrying hard to make them make the right choices. But it's hard when her brothers abuse and neglect her. Song: Waterfalls By: TLC! R.I.P. Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez!

I Need Love: Sasuke finally comes back to Konoha but he is still the same cold-hearted teme he always was. He is especially mean to Sakura who ends up leaving Konoha...forever. Now Sasuke is all alone and he is realizing that the one thing he was missing was not girls, or money, or the good looks...it was love. May have a sequel! (one-shot) (Song Fan-fic) Song: I need love By: LLCoolJ!

All I want is you: Sasuke comes back to Konoha, expecting everything to be how he left it...and he was right...partially. Yes, Naruto is still dense, Lee is still gay, and Orochimaru is still a molester, but there is one person who changed quite a bit...one pink-headed person. Sakura Haruno became everything! She was the heart-throb of Konoha, the richest bacholerette(SP), and not to mention, the one girl that stole Sasuke's heart. But, of course, Sasuke is competitve, and now he's going to make her fall for him! But that's not going to be easy when Sakura HATES Sasuke. So will Sasuke be able to steal Sakura's heart, just like she stole his? Or will someone ELSE get in the way? Don't worry it will be SasuSaku! May have a couple of songs in it!

Karma: So here's the deal... TenTen likes Neji, who likes Sakura, who really likes Sasuke, who is lusting for Meguimi (OC) who likes Naruto, He secretly likes Hinata but she doesn't notice because she likes Kiba who is too obnoxious to notice, but he likes Ino. Ino is taking an interest in Shikamaru but is hurt to find out that he likes Temari who is in love with Gaara (incest much) who doesn't really like anyone... and that's just the beginning.

One LIfe To Live INo, TenTen, sakura, and hinata, have already lived their lives and are now in heaven. They all want only one thing and that is a second chance to be human and live on earth. So they disobey the rules and find a way to become human again but its not as easy as it looks. They all have to adjust to new technology new personalites, andnew education...so how do they manage this AND be able to run away from death? (Hilarious story)

Like Toy Soldiers: You all have seen the big Naruto Sasuke fight...but NEVER like this. You've yet to see the real thoughts and techniques these boys have to offer. In this one-shot, Sasuke and Naruto keep thinking of their past and what had gone wrong between them. I suck at this summary but I promise it will be VERY good. Song: Like Toy Soldiers By: Eminem

Dreaming: Sakura has ran away to Tokyo, and dreams of her former boyfriend keep running through her mind. She's hurt and she's not sure if she can live the rest of her life, wondering what could have been. She only had 2 choices: 1)Break-up with Sasuke or 2) He dies. She chose number one for the better so that everyone around her can be happy... well everyone except for Sakura that is. Now, Sakura must write a musical composition for her new music class, she decides to write a song about the man she will always love. For the rest of her life... all Sakura Haruno can do is... simply dream. Again another song fic. Song: Dreaming by Selena (R.I.P.) One-shot.

Change: Yet Again Another Major Major Song-fic! I just love these thingys! Sasuke is looking back at his life and wondering if he's done everything he wanted to do. He then realizes how much he's changed and how much he loves his life. Song: Never Never Land By: Lyfe Jennings. One-Shot

Crack Sleepovers: So Sasuke, Shikamaru, Naruto, Neji, Hinata, Sakura, TenTen, and Ino have all mistakanly wound up at the same sleepover... What's the worst that could happen?! Basically a sleepover that's gone loco...need I say more? WARNING: MAY INCLUDE SUGAR RUSHES, LAXATIVE PILLS, AND INTENSE GAMES OF CANDYLAND! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Irresistable: A tribute to Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin! Lol this is gonna be hilarious. You see, Karin and Sakura are the two finalists in the "Young Voices" competition and they are both feuding over Sasuke. The song that they have to sing is Irresistbale by Jessica Simpson...o.o...Lol vote and read this story if you want to see Sakura and Karin fighting, Sasuke being hot, and Naruto acting like the dork. One-shot. SongFic. Song: Irresistable By: Jessica Simpson. Preview: "SAKURA...WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD LITTLE SLUT, AND GO SEDUCE LEE! I CALLED DIBS ON SASUKE!"

"KARIN... WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD LITTLE SLUT, AND GO SEDUCE A POLE SINCE NO ONE THINKS YOUR SEXY ENOUGH TO TALK TO!"

"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A HUGE FOREHEAD!"

"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A WEAVE!"

"-GASP- TAKE THAT BACK, YOU...YOU..."

"YEAH, WELL I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH A COMEBACK. COME ON SASUKE-KUN! BYE SLUT." Sakura yelled as she and Sasuke began to stalk off towards the door.

"YOU BETTER BRING ME BACK MY SASUKE-KUN RIGHT NOW!" Karin called after them. Sakura stopped dead in her tracks and then turned around. She walked over to Karin who was now semi-scared at what the pinkette was going to do to her.

Sakura narrowed her eyes and began to talk to Karin like she was in first grade. "Sasuke. No. Likey. Sluts. You. Are. A. Slut. Which. Means. Sasuke. No. Likey. You. If. You. Mess. With. Us. Again. I. Will. Get. Orochimaru. To. Eat. You." And with that, Sakura turned on her heel and walked out of the dressing room.

Hope you liked that preview! HeHe! :D!

New Summaries:

My Pizza Is Better Than Yours: A text messaging frenzy between two -ahem- clsoe friends.

Sakura; Whatcha doin?'

Sasuke: Getting pizza with the dobe. HBY?

Sakura: Well, I'm MAKING pizza...all by myself ):

Sasuke: That's cool.

Sakura: You know, Sasuke...my pizza is juicer than yours :D

Sasuke: Aa?

Sakura: Mhm...it's hotter too.

Sasuke: I'll bet.

Sakura: You wanna' find out?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: >=( Well fine then! I'll just sit at home naked, on my bed, sucking these suculent anchovies!

Sasuke: Are you trying to seduce me?

Sakura: Yeah, kinda, why?

Sasuke: It's working.

Love Don't Cost A Thing: Naruto is the geeky pool boy and mechanic longing for popularity. Sakura is the 'It' girl longing to be someone else for a change. When she crashes the family car while her mom is on vacation for the weekend, Sakura's world comes crashing down. Turned down by every other mechanic in Konoha, she turns to Naruto who willingly fixes the SUV. But in return, he doesn't want money...he wants her as his girlfriend. The perfect ticket to popularity! But when he turns into the Hot Shot of the school, Sakura swears to break down that big ego of his and finf the boy inside that she just might have fallen in love with. Will Naruto choose his long-awaited popularity, or the girl of his dreams?

The Purse: "Dobe, you look in it first."

"Fuck no! I've heard noises comin' out of there!"

"Stop being a pansy and just do it."

"Well, if you're so tough, why don't YOU do it!"

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

"Hn. We'll do it on three."

"One..."

"Two..."

"THREE!"

Fade Into The Background: She looks so good in that white dress. At the far end of the aisle. Standing where I should be standing...some other man on his face there's a smile... (SasukexSakura)

The Hardest Thing: It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do. To look you in the eye, and tell you I don't love you. It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to lie. To show no emotion when you start to cry. I can't let you see what you mean to me, when my hands are tied and my hearts not free. We're not meant to be. It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do. To turn around, and walk away, pretending I don't love you. (SasukexSakura One-shot)

My All: Baby can you feel me, Imagining Im looking in your eyes I can see you clearly Vividly emblazoned in my mind And yet you're so far Like a distant star I'm wishing on tonight I'd give my all to have Just one more night with you I'd risk my life to feel Your body next to mine Cause I can't go on Living in the memory of our song I'd give my all for your love tonight. (SasukexSakura)

I'm Only Gonna' Break your Heart: Now listen to me baby Before I love and leave ya They call me heart breaker I don't wanna deceive ya
If you fall for me I'm not easy to please Imma tear you apart Told you from the start, Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break yout heart.

(SasukexSakura)

Please vote in The Poll! Your opinion matters not mine! o.o


1.Sasuke

2.Sakura

3.Ino

4.Naruto

5.Hinata

6.Neji

7.TenTen

8. Shikamaru

9. Kakashi

10. Gaara

11.Lee

12.Keiko (OC)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, but that would be hilarious!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Eh, no...on a scale from 1 to 10 he's a ten...negative...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Keiko (Girl OC) got Shikamaru pregnant, that would be a miracle of life!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

He's in a lot that I read, but he's never the main character.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Not really. I only like SakuNeji when it leads to SakuSasu

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Aww, poor Hinata would either have to pick Kakashi or Gaara! It doesn't really matter...if she goes with either one, her life's gonna be ALL messed up.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

She'd throw her kunai's and yelll GTFO!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Lol, wait till I stop laughing first.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

-eye twitches-

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Uhh… I don't think I wanna know what 'de-flower' means...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dunno...What's a het??

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No...he's not worthy enough...-.-

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I would but it wouldn't be a threesome. NaruSaku and NaruHina are fine with me.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“DIE" o.o

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

“Sleeping" Lol Dreaming Remix. "I'll be sleeeping on you tonight till tomorrow and for all of my life!"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Unless you want all of these characters to kill each other, STAY AWAY!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Sakura...I think it's time that YOU be MY cherry blossom." (horrible...)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Sakura was supposed to be MY girl friend! -anime tears- and all shikamaru does is sleep on her" -hence the sleeping song-

20) How emo is Seven?

Don't know, Don't care :D!


QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window


If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: MomoUchiha


1) Please do not get offended by this joke. this is not a racism joke I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A RACISM JOKE!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

THAT WAS NOT A RACIST JOKE. DO NOT FLAME ME FOR DAT.


2)

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Aww so cuuuuuuute. I wish some1 would say that to me T.T FOR ALL U SASUSAKU HATERS OUT THERE (LIKE MIMI) ...GO CRY ME A RIVER, BUILD A BIRDGE, THEN GET OVER IT!! eheheeheh


3)

Things that can make you mad

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off the stupid couch to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". WTH? What good is a friggin; cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? IM GONNA PIMP SLAP THE GHEYNESS OUT OF THEM!

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No you fruitcup, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the oh-so-interesting ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.confuzzled

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know you freakin rent a cop!, your the gay wad that pulled me over!

When people say "Life is short." WTH?! Life is the longest thing anyone will ever and has ever done!! What? Are they going to freakin do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Like come on! How do u borrow a peice of paper!? what, write on it then erase everything u wrote and give it back?!...Wt...

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" no I'm just standing in da freakin hot sun for nothing...


I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.


you know you live in 2007 when...

1.) you acciedently enter your password on a mircowave

2.) you haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or a myspace

4.) You rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pressing the buttons on the TV

6. ) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7. ) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8. ) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) you were to busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5

10.) you scroll back to see if there was a no 5.

11.) Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.


There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.


Proof dat Sasuke likes Sakura!

During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come.

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side...the pity things is it wasn't enough...

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark recede was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. Again a proof that Sakura has some sort of control over his mind.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people!

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think?

-The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out.

-In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is.

-Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something.

-When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something.


LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

You Know Naruto's taken over your life when you:

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.


Daddy's PoemFeeling her own heartbeat,

Her hair was up in a pony tail,

her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school,

and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand,

if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;

she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried,

for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again,

she tried to keep her daughter h ome.

But the little girl went to school

eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees

a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,

for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently,

anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called

a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy,

as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,

every child turned to stare.

Each! of them was searching,

for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?"

she heard a boy call out.

"She pro bably doesn't have one,"

another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,

she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad,

too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her,

as she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher,

who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,

slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child,

came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here,

because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be,

since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,

I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy,

and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories

he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses,

and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,

and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him.

I'm not standing here alone.

"Cause my daddy's always with me,

even though we are apart

I know because he told me,

he'll forever be in my heart".

With that, her little hand reached up,

and lay across her chest.

beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,

her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter,

who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love

of a man not in her life.

Doing what was! best for her,

doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,

staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft,

but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much,

he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'! d be here,

but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a policeman

and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers

and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,

it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes,

and saw him there that day.

And to her mothers amazement,!

she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children,

all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,

who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second,

they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," &n bsp;

to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers,

of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,

for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her,

was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,

by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing,

that heaven is never too far.

YOU Know You are obsessed to anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.


You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when...

1. You make a leaf village forehead protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.

3. Every time you put your glasses on, you whisper, 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th Hokage'.

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

8. You name your dog Akamaru.

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead.

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.


98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile and write your name down:"Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh" Mystical Pearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel, TeMaRi - SwEeTeSt SiN, MomoUchiha


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, CalwynN.D.Forever, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, MomoUchiha


“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn your ugly face around!”

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."


If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(It's SO obvious)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

when life gives you lemons, sequeeze them in other peoples eyes, watch, then run for your life"

"if we all lived underwater we would be giant raisons"

good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone!


THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Gaara, Lee, Tsunade, Neji, Ino, TenTen, Hinata and erm.. dat's it! :D

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno KakaAnko TsunJira

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? WTH is dat??

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? cosplayed?! What does dat mean?? Sorry but ur gonna have to dumb it down for me...this survey is for smarticle ppl!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I don't have a single flippin' thing! I know...I'm a disgrace to Naruto fans everywhere!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Hmmm if the Naruto characters were real... I'd have to say Shikamaru! He's hot in his own genius way! :D Normally, I would've chosen Sasuke but he's a jerk. Just because he's hot is a bad reason to like him. But it doesn't really matter anyway because I'm going to be with a real life person anyway...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? I want NaruHina to happen even though many people say they are one-sided.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? HELLO, PEOPLE!! SASUKE IS NOT GHEY! AND NEITHER IS NARUTO! So DEFINITELY SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? They are both Baller :D!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) A what-what theory??

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes (and it's already proven)

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Yeah, I'm not rly up-to-date with the Naruto series so I don't even know what the Akatsuki is...

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke but i hate him for leaving Sakura

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I'm not even a quarter of the way finished...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? OMG!! THERE'S A BOOK?? I DIDN'T NO DAT!! WHERE HAS IT BEEN ALL MY LIFE??

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes...Yes I do... but let's not judge him for dat...much...

17. Sub or dub? What's da difference? They both have 'ub' at the end...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro Sakura, even though she was annoying at first

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who is this Tobi person u speak of??

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? This survey..like.. read my mind...How did it know that I didn't know who Tobi was?! ...Stalker...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd but still very nice.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku ALREADY is

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Wierd...I'm sorry Lee but It's the truth

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke. Let him have a heart. :D

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES!

27. Do you like lemons? ...WTH kinda question is dat?? Do I like lemons?! The only time I like lemons, is when I get to squirt them in people's eyes...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They don't even know how to spell Naruto...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Abridged?? Huh?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? What's with all this 'Have You seen' crap?!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, I was the Hookie not the hooker. Whoa...that didn't sound right but..you know what I mean right?!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I tried to draw Naruto once but my friend said it looked like a porcupine in a trash can...talk about constructive criticsm...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'What is this?' No

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life, yes. Grades, no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I don't own nothin' of him so I'm still rich! :D

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? The day I read Icha Icha Paradise, is the day when I wear spandex!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? How do you even pronounce Yondaime??

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No but my friends do.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? People say he's not but hopefully he is! If he's not...I will never watch Naruto ever again.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes her name is Keiko Kusanga and she is da girl verion of Sasuke. And Sasuke falls for her but never admits it. Bad thing is that Keiko HATES Sasuke.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? YES!


Pictures for Naruto: One World

Hokage: http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/iwan646/0dc74d09.png

Konoha Mall: http://www.jeddahfoam.com.sa/images/China20Pic.jpg

Sakura Haruno: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/Whitefang7/anime/Naruto/shippuuden/Sakura.jpg

Ino Yamanka: http://b8.img.v4.skyrock.net/b8d/ino-yamanaka16/pics/802099555.gif

Hinata Hyuuga (In Battle) : http://th01.deviantart.com/fs13/300W/f/2007/112/e/c/Hinata_Hyuga_by_cryptcreeper_Itachi.jpg

TenTen Kunai: http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/Sakuye/TenTen/Tenten_by_spade13th.jpg

Sasuke Uchiha / Sai (In Battle): http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Other_Anime/Naruto/Colored_Manga/Uchiha_Sasuke-47.jpg

Shikamaru Nara/Hulio: http://mikeypages.com/Naruto/Nara_Shikamaru.jpg

Naruto Uzumaki/KeKe (In Battle): http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t130/kirangelcute/naruto11.jpg

Neji Hyuuga/ Luis: http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j137/MimiruStrife/NEji20Hyuga/neji.jpg

Neji's Mansion: http://image12.webshots.com/13/6/50/59/144965059JbDBlC_ph.jpg

Kakashi Hatake: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fJ83w3-qECY/R8sbBH-y1-I/AAAAAAAAAZo/nlWWbmXJqJc/s400/Kakashi2BHatake2B1.jpg

Fallen Leaf Hospital: http://www.daviehospital.org/images/new-hospital-art.jpg

Sakura's and Sasuke's Bedroom: http://www.whatsupbuenosaires.com/tourism/imgs/178.jpg

Sakura's first designer outfit: http://fc19.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/051/5/e/Sakura_Haruno_by_MeLRizA.jpg

Ino's first designer outfit: http://a954.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_a8bf2d895c0d4a115b923d5200daf299.jpg

Kissed Leaf Spa: http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/i/6/2/spa_lobby.jpg

Kissed Leaf Spa private room: http://images.our-hotels.com/countries/thailand/koh-samui/hotels/kandaburi/spa-room-m.jpg

Konan: http://www.freewebs.com/akatsukihide-out/d9806931c11c.jpg

Itachi: http://planetrenders.net/renders/albums/userpics/36935/itachi.png

Chill-Out Room: http://markice.net/img/TheatreRoomAnimation.gif

Neji's Backyard: http://www.charlesandhudson.com/archives/pool-water-jets.jpg

There will be more pictures as the story continues!

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Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
100 Days with Mr Arrogant by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
She scratched his motorcycle. He demands 3 thousand. She refuses. He slaves her. 100 days of torture. Or paradise? Senior year is going to be different. SASUSAKU. Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,092 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Condom Flavors by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Miss The Me You Loved by applegreen-jelliibean08 reviews
Sakura was popular in school for being the first with Sasuke. First one to capture his heart, first hug, first date, first kiss... and his first EX-girlfriend. He's still the one she thinks about each day. But there's already someone else in his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,650 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Ask Amy reviews
I knew not to mix business with pleasure. That was the number one rule of running your own company. And normally, I'm very focused when it comes to following the rules, but for some unknown reason, I just couldn't wrap my head around this one... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One World reviews
The girls are marked for murder. The boys are paid protectors. And the only way to keep them safe is to lie But can they keep up the facade? They must choose: either their lives, or their love. Which must sacrifice? One Life, One love...One World 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,483 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Play By The Rules reviews
This is a 1-shot bout Hinata's 1st day in Konoha. Her life is being tossed around n da only thing she can rely on is a...book? Ah, yes the Do's And Dont's of High School! Hinata is now taking a liking to a certain blonde boy, but will she play by the rule
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Better Half reviews
Sakura finds out that her "perfect" cousin, Saki is movin in and is going to the same school as her! Theres only 1 problem: Sakura HATES Saki. Now Saki is planning on stealing everything from Sakura...including her 'luscious' boyfriend. Will love prevail?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.