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Author has written 5 stories for Queer as Folk, Bones, Harry Potter, Lawless, and Teen Wolf.

Name: TheCritter91

Age: 20's

Location: Central Illinois, USA

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Okay so we all know that I primarily write Slash, with some Gen thrown here and there. And we also know that I update sporadically, because sometimes life is life and sometimes the plot bunnies run rampant or they abandon me all together. I do actually take reviews and PM of what you would like to see happen in a story and work it in, unless its something like wanting to see the main characters die in the middle of the ocean. So feel free to tell me what you would like to see happen, your wish is my command!

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To live it Twice by TheFabulousCurkim reviews
Another prompt fill! MiM works in mysterious ways, and for one E. Aster Bunnymund, that's just the problem. Millenia ago, before he became a Guardian, he had a mate, but lost them in the Pooka genocide. And for a while, he had gotten over it. But...why did MiM just HAVE to choose Jack bloody Frost as a guardian, and why does he have to be Silvian's personality twin!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
Fifty Shades to Larry Grey by The Yankee Countess reviews
Who is Larry Grey? A bully, a snob, a man who was once "sweet on Sybil", and who can't stand that she married "beneath" her. But how did he come to be like this? A story that tries to explore S/T's favorite villain (rated T for potential dark subject matter)
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 29,869 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sybil C., T. Branson
Family Ties by callandra reviews
Nate finds out that Eliot's long time friend is his estranged daughter. *It's been pointed out that I might need to mention this isn't slash. Eliot/OC
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,593 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Nathan F., Eliot S.
He who waits by LadyTrista reviews
AU Sam has a major crush on Dr. Novak his college professor, too bad no one told Dean. Cas/Dean. No longer a One-shot. Chapter 11 has been rewritten!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,935 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
How to Train Your Draco by B-Rated reviews
Draco Malfoy is twice cursed. Long before the Dark Mark graced his arm his family had been hiding something else. Now that his 18th birthday approaches it's time to seek some help. Unfortunately, that help comes in the form of one confusing Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,248 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Draco M., Charlie W.
Any Difference by piperholmes reviews
My Secret Santa Fic exchange gift for gothamgirl28! She requested a different ending to the drawing room scene when Tom and Sybil declare their intentions to marry. AU ending for 2X08.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sybil C., T. Branson - Complete
Something Borrowed by BroadwayBaggins reviews
After a brutal breakup, Sybil Crawley is left without a date to her sister's wedding. When fate throws Tom Branson into her life, she hires him to pretend to be her boyfriend in order to prove to her family-and her ex-that she's moved on. But what happens when a simple business transaction turns into much more than she bargained for? Based on the movie The Wedding Date.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,443 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sybil C., T. Branson - Complete
Untouchable by Collier World reviews
Modern AU. He was nobody, a barely-educated mechanic who lived for the off hours where he could escape to the back alleys and pitch pick-up baseball with other nobodies. No future. No purpose. Nothing. Then, a chance encounter with the daughter of a major league owner changes everything, and provides the stroke of fortune he needs to change his stars. Full summary inside.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 346,094 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
He Never Cries by SouthernHemmy reviews
This is a first for me! Finn and Puck. I dont know where the relationship is going yet, but I had to write it after the pics of them in NYC. The chemistry is there. So please read, review if you want. The rating will go up later. And I love Puck angst!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,518 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Puck, Finn H.
While My Heart Gently Weeps by SouthernHemmy reviews
Kurt breaks Puck's heart. Dave is there to pick up the pieces. Give it a shot..Hemmy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,554 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky
Sweet Pain by Hallucina reviews
After Loki is defeated, the Avengers think all is well. But when Loki is kidnapped from his own prison cell by Thanos, they can't leave their old enemy to his torture. When Loki is allowed to stay in the Avengers Tower until he recovers, they realize it isn't only his body that's broken, but his mind. Will a certain billionaire be able to put the pieces back together? [ON HIATUS]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
What More Is There? by AssessTheSituation reviews
"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,959 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Loki
Playing Human by takumiraine reviews
NCIS has a real vampire in its midst, and not the goth coffin sleeper Abby Sciuto, like everyone would expect. "Very Special Agent" Anthony DiNozzo is the nightwalker, and is determined not to let anyone know. It's tough to keep a secret when you work with some of the best investigators in the country. But Tony is going to do his damnedest to try. Tibbs slash
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,965 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Loki Who? by Beatingmyheadoffthewalls reviews
When the Avenger's finally take Loki down, the Trickster loses his memory…of everything. SHIELD, unsure of what to do, places Loki into the Avenger's care. As Loki's stay lengthens the Avenger's notice just how close Tony and Loki are getting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,497 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki
Honor Thy Father by Tonyandtheboys reviews
Carmine Achenza - head of the Mafia Family Tony infiltrated nine years ago- shows up at NCIS to make a deal with them. When you enter the Famiglia, you can't just decide to leave it. Sometimes you don't even want to. - Tony-centric, team very involved too
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,341 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Jail Talks by GunSniper64 reviews
It began as a few conversations between two lonely people looking for companionship, but it turned into a plot to defy SHIELD and break Loki out of prison and away from his abusers. Can romance blossom between two unlikely people when a set of bars separates them? Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
it ain't me, babe by graceviolets reviews
It's 1962 and Quinn is supposed to marry the son of doctor. She's supposed to swoon over the big diamond ring and about the thought of having tons of babies. Instead she meets the eye of someone else, someone she's not supposed to feel anything about.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,320 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
The Wedding Planner by shelby.ann.the.hp.fan reviews
Harry and Ginny are getting married, and Ginny's hired the best wedding planner in all of Britain - Draco Malfoy! Drama ensues...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Phone Calls by Sprite91360 reviews
Various phone calls on Eliot's phone. I'll publish as the calls come in.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Eliot S.
The Occam's razor Job by Valawenel reviews
There are many ways to protect your Team. Even when they don't want to be protected. First story in "Texas Mountain Laurel" verse. Case fic - canon - gen - Eliot centric.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 235,275 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Eliot S., Nathan F. - Complete
Say Something by on rooftops reviews
That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie. — Stiles/Derek - for Tori
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,513 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Father of the Bride by The Yankee Countess reviews
It's Mary and Matthew's wedding day! But amidst the joy and excitement surrounding one lovely bride, another bride can't help but wonder what it may have been like, if her father had looked at her with the same awe on her wedding day, as he looks now upon her older sister? Emotion, heartbreak, and romantic fluff. (Based on pre-series 3 speculations; now *happily* AU!)
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,606 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sybil C., T. Branson - Complete
Do or Do Not, There is No Try by andquitefrankly reviews
Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Four days at a Funeral SLASH by needtoknow400 reviews
Tony has to attend a family funeral out of town and hates the thought of attending alone. When all else fails, Gibbs agrees to go with him. Gibbs has an ulterior motive for wanting to go and Tony's family has the wrong impression about Tony and Gibbs relationship. SLASH Don't like, Don't read!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Raised For The Slaughter by BeatingHeartandWings reviews
The Angels have a plan to find the righteous man. Castiel finds him and falls in love with him. But to tell the righteous man his destiny means sending him to his death, and can Castiel kill the man he loves?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
The Bad Job by Marlowe97 reviews
Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys. And sometimes, the path they tread is dirty and wrong. Sometimes, you have to wonder how far you are prepared to go...
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Nathan F., Eliot S.
If I Had A Voice by agggron reviews
AU. A celebration at the house of Batiatus brings together an unlikely pair: one of the lanista's gladiators and an esteemed guest's body slave.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,754 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Agron, Nasir
The Many Layers Of A Beating Heart by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
People aren't two dimensional. There are surprises and imperfections in everyone. Eliot's flaw isn't that he doesn't care- it's that he cares too much. E/P
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
A Sirius Proposal by mrs.labyrinth reviews
Sirius has just come home after 6th year and is looking forward to turning 17 and leaving his family behind. Unfortunately, his life will still not be his own because his parents decided to arrange his marriage. Slash! SBSS/SSSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,308 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S.
My Immortal by angel74 reviews
Years after leaving Bella in New Moon, Edward returns to Forks to check on her. What he discovers is very surprising. There are many things he doesn't understand and only Jacob seems to hold all the answers. Eventual Jakeward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,591 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Mail Order Bride by 1farmergirl reviews
It's 1855 and the east coast is tense with the possibility of a Civil War, but in Northern Minnesota Noah Puckerman knows nothing of such politics. He just wondering how his going to live with his new bride
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
My Sweet Prince by heymrstone reviews
It’s been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy has resided to a quiet, lonely life in muggle London. Of course, Harry Potter is bound to come around and stir things up… HP/DM, EWE. Slash - don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,626 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
You Must Be Proud Of The Sons You Didn't Raise by IfISeeStars reviews
"Sokka. Will you marry me?" Sokka couldn't form any words, no matter how many times his mouth tried. His mind was completely jumbled, every thought swimming with another to make an undecipherable white noise. Zuko/Sokka Zukka - Yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zuko, Sokka
Ex Libris by zsuzsi reviews
Harry's a Quidditch player who runs across Draco working in a quiet bookshop on the end of Diagon Alley. A low-key, no-fuss romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,839 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For You by LiiGHTS reviews
Ray Williams lied to Lilly Rush when he told her he was staying in town for only one more day. He had already bought a place before he even went to see her that day. However, his eyes have drifted away from her to another Homicide Detective. m/m
Cold Case - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Scotty V.
La persistencia de la memoria by ScorpioPhoenix reviews
Harry loses 5 years of his memory and doesn't remember his relationship with Draco. Who ended up pregnant by a strange curse. Harry tries to re-live his past, as Draco fights to keep his present. But will their love win in the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,772 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bad Faith by Cor Serpentis reviews
Harry and Draco, have been married for eleven years, only to be torn apart by an affair. Harry asks for a divorce, and gets one. After betraying his husband, Harry realizes he still loves Draco. Can he win him back before the divorce is final? HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Destined Love by OceanDreams20 reviews
Destined to marry Prince Draco in duty for his kingdom, Prince Harry of Gryffindor has his own ideas about destiny and love. When his home is ravaged Harry discovers that you can not out run destiny. Warnings, Slash, mpreg, Rated M in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,751 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Hunt by ConstantSnow reviews
It's an AU, but still has the Vampires and Werewolves. Jacob's going to Fork's High, and hates that he's always compared to and placed under Emmett. Emmett, likes a good fight, and Jacob always seems to give him one. It's time for The Hunt to begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Welcome to the Danforth family by velja reviews
Response to challenge 5 at idontdance: Ryan visits Chad at home for the first time... and somewhere along the line his precious pink hat goes missing. RyanChad. Pure happy fluff.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
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Caeca, Inauditum and Tacerem
After a hunter tried to set fire to the Hale Pack's house and failed, Derek ran to New York for college and never looked back. His new life converges with his past while he and his pack are hunting down a rival pack that took one of his own. But there is something sinister at work, something that is trying to draw the packs into their own destruction. What is it and can it be stopp
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,019 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Blurring The Lines reviews
It wasn't something that they were expecting, but it just felt right. But will their friends and families agree and see their relationship the same, or will they try and break them apart? Jared/Wendell Slash, Established Relationship, with possible Mpreg.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Jared B., Wendell B.
Should Have Been reviews
"You were supposed to be there" Forrest croaked, his voice broken and rough like sandpaper. His eyes never left Howard's.
Lawless - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Forrest, Howard - Complete
Shades of Shadows reviews
AUish, Slash... After the war of Voldemort, there are those who would see the wizarding war in shambles. There is a team that's main goal is to stop those people. But life is never easy or just black and white.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - George W., Draco M.
Forever Together reviews
Justin has finally moved back from New York and he and Brian are finally married. But something has come along that will make or break their relationship. Can they hold through this one after all they've been through?
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Brian K., Justin T.