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Name: Jacob

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Likes: Naruto Inyasha and most other anime that is funny/actionish/thought provoking while still being unique... Oh and no yoai

Dislikes: the stupidity of todays society, ignorance, awkward moments(i.e. stpid sentance, surprise makeout or just stupidity in general) and yoai as well as crippling writers block

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
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3) Various female technical staff
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6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
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2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

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Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself! "This can't be too hard right... heh... who am I kidding, I'm screwed."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,505 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune Arc
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,253 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc]
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Storms Overhead by Lione 'Tabuukilla' Fortuna reviews
He was known as the Wrath of Odin, Zeus' Rage... and monster, But yet, all he desired was to redeem himself in the eyes of the world that had seen him as nothing but a monster. Defending several Conduit children, he holds up against the militia in a final act of redemption. But just as death comes for him... a pink haired mage calls for a familiar.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 314,675 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Louise, OC
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up on day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,728 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 2/2 - Jaune Arc
Broken Spirit by BlueTitan reviews
Sequel to Quality Time. BeastBoy and Raven have continued to grow from the bond that they've formed in light of Cyborg's wager and have begun to pursue a discreet 'trial' relationship. However Raven's fear and doubt over her emotions muddling any further growth between them is tested when BeastBoy is wiped from the physical plane of existence.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,968 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
OSABC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LofSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 302,215 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 4/11 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 189,218 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 5/19/2014
Misplaced by Deus Swiftblade reviews
When the seal broke and he opened his eyes, he had hoped to see his friends standing around him, welcoming him back to life. But now he's in a different time and all of his friends have long since passed away. Now the only thing he can do is put what he has been trained to be to good use and serve the galaxy from the shadows.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 425,901 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 211,620 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
In Need of Repair by Digitize27 reviews
Two to the head, but one gets up; where she goes depends on the machinations of a broken world, her own penchant for trouble and an ungodly streak of luck.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/2 - Published: 7/10 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,318 - Reviews: 5750 - Favs: 8,945 - Follows: 9,866 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3012 - Favs: 6,654 - Follows: 7,225 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Gaze of Devilish Eyes by FranKey AdeL reviews
In his pursuit for power, he was damned to a life of solitude. Hailed as the 'Zero', she was the epitome of failure in magic. Grief-stricken, she yearns the acknowledgement she has for so long been denied. Conjured by her will, a being of terrible power arisen. When two great powers collide, Armageddon would ensue. Death and destruction mere tell-tale signs of their wake.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,315 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Kabuto Y., Louise
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 730,843 - Reviews: 5678 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Dead Man Walking (Or Something) by College Fool reviews
Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 9/25 - Jaune Arc, Team JNPR, Team RWBY
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Chunin Exam Finals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,037 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 2/1 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,493 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 6/23
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,092 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 8/8/2014
Solipsism by wahs96 reviews
"What do we know about him?" "Not much, professor. He was covered in dirt and sand, the uniform he was wearing was very weathered. Nothing in his pockets except for ammunition, explosives, and maps. There was a radio too but we can't get it to connect on any channel." "Insignia?" "Just one thing, over his left breast pocket on the uniform. It reads 'U.S. Army'."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,373 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 8/24
He Will Be Mine by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Hinata has always been too shy and afraid to reveal herself to Naruto. But just before he returns to Konoha, she gets help from an unlikely source. Now she's got the guts to stake her claim, and she won't hide anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 171,744 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Chapter coming soon :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,121 - Reviews: 6244 - Favs: 9,015 - Follows: 9,353 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
Sora's Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
After losing all that he knew and loved to Xehanort, Sora earns the favor of Kingdom Hearts and is allowed a second chance to save everyone. Now back in the past with new worlds to explore, Sora is in a race against time to be the first to rule Kingdom Hearts. Video-game fic, crack-with-plot. Sora/harem. Last in LIAG series, can be read alone!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 199,483 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Sora, Yuffie K.] Donald Duck, Goofy
Mass Effect - Future Imperfect by MizDirected reviews
Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex. Part One complete. Continues in Mass Effect - Future Continuous
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 125 - Words: 718,085 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Nihlus K. - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Timetravel. PowerfulObito. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,308 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 4/2 - Obito U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 325,289 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 5,311 - Follows: 5,761 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
All That Binds Us by Cadel reviews
They told him he was delusional. They said that a world with ninjas and demons were all in his head. They said he made it all up to help cope with the trauma. Naruto doesn't give a damn about what they think. He's not crazy. Parallel World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/8 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 275,351 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 301,229 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Spidey's Life is a Game! by RebukeX7 reviews
Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 688,754 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Chun-Li, X-23 - Complete
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 513,920 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 859,364 - Reviews: 5984 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
The Consequences of Unyielding Will by LogicalPremise reviews
The Third Hokage dies stopping Orochimaru before he can defect, leaving Danzo a much freer hand to do as he pleases, and in the aftermath of the Kyuubi Attack, nothing stopping him from his long-held goals of being Hokage and strengthening the Leaf Village. Yet Danzo finds himself having to alter his plans again and again, and ultimately having to stand in the light he so despises.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 9/17 - Danzō S., Team Seven, Temari, Nonō Y.
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 12/6/2014
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: End of Days by Postmeat reviews
There is no Element Zero in the Sol-system. There were no Prothean ruins or technology on Mars, or the rest of Sol, the nearest Relay is 12 light-years away. Humanity is isolated from the rest of the galactic community, but makes a fateful First Contact before discovering the Citadel races. The Asari makes First Contact with humanity on behalf of the Citadel Council.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,756 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 3/8
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 7,308 - Follows: 7,569 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
A Farmer Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 3/24 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos] - Complete
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 262,597 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad reviews
Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,025,203 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Arc of the Black Moon by Suna No Ken reviews
One day on a trip into Vale, Blake Belladonna heard a soft cry coming from an empty alleyway. After going to check it out she ends up finding the surprise of a lifetime. Now come join us as we see the wild events of this new family unfold in the halls of Beacon, the Streets of Vale, and the Hearts of everyone. Begins before Blake revealed her secret to everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 2/23 - Blake Belladonna, OC, Jaune Arc
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,665 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Naruto: Playing The Game by zapisthename reviews
As a kid, he had no one to play with. Now, he's playing life as if it's a game. There's just one problem, there might be no redo's if he fails. Naruto with The Gamer elements mixed in. No pairings as of now, rated M for language. Videogame! Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,749 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U.
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 457,589 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 352,400 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5067 - Favs: 7,708 - Follows: 8,453 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,911 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 3,767 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
now, for the second act by WDW reviews
After his death at Pein's hands, Kakashi finally makes his peace with his father. But when he opens his eyes, he's thirteen again, armed with all the knowledge he has of the future and the skill set of a thirty year old ex-ANBU Commander. He's ready to save his precious people. Except, he's not the only one to make it back. [Team Minato time travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 5/9 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 185,259 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,328 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indra Ō.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,093,850 - Reviews: 5491 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 5,356 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,822 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
A Househusband Macho or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,085 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/12 - [Jaune Arc, Team JNPR, Team RWBY] Lie Ren - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/13 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Arm Repairs, Assassinations and Other Awkward Advances by knacc reviews
Zer0 decides to let someone in. He immediately regrets it but can't seem to stop smiling.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Gaige, Zer0]
Kusari no Naruto by Digitize27 reviews
Some monsters are born, others are created, some redeem themselves, others have to be redeemed; but the worst monsters are those that were never monsters to begin with. A child's mind is a fragile thing; it will only take so much. The question is, what does it take to put back together? -Discontinued- -Up for Adoption, PM me-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,602 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto. -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,102 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth? -Discontinued- -Up for adoption, PM me-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 195,081 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Autumn Days by Reshuffle reviews
Ruby Rose loved video games. Who didn't? But maybe becoming the Gamer and replacing her entire reality with an RPG with a rather quirky sense of humour was a little bit too much. Oh well. Casual players play the game for fun, but the smart player finds ways to break the game. And Ruby's the smartest of them all. Written in remembrance as a tribute to Monty Oum.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/23 - Ruby Rose
Naruto: Legends of Two Jinchuriki by X009 reviews
As Naruto embarks on his three year trip, a single argument and a chance encounter forever change the course of his destiny. Watch as these two hurt souls, linked by a red string of fate and a shared burden, strive to overcome the obstacles in their path. Rewrite of Naruto: Nine and Seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,585 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Stupid Devil Dog by The Real Lee is here reviews
Slightly AU story. Saito Hiraga refuses to let people walk all over him. He had plans, he was going to join ROTC, he was going to outrank his brother and sister, he was going to help people. He was smart enough for it, he was strong enough for it, he was determined to be at the top of his future class. But one summoning spell changes everything, and he loses control of his future.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,398 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/7/2010
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/10/2010
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 377,303 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
OSABC : And Then There Were None by LogicalPremise reviews
A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken" , as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Co-Author Progman. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 429,899 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Hunters of Death by DesertChocolate reviews
Decades after the sacrifice of Gipsy Danger, a hopeful mankind looked to the stars. With a army of Jaegers in tow. Now, decades later, the Normandy SR-1 is sent to Eden Prime, and The Shepard Twins, one raised on Earth, the other in space, prepare to show the universe what they're made of. Because sometimes, it takes monsters to kill monsters.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,952 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Persephone Rising by ansinna reviews
Three Shepards were born. Three Shepards to save the galaxy. But no one ever sends these marines out together for just a shake-down cruise... Shoker/Shenko/Sharrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 197,522 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker
Dead Connection by Draco38 reviews
Komuro Takashi was eager to try the new VRMMO Sword Art Online with his friends. The surprise came when the beautiful Kendo captain asked to join them in the game. Expect cast of both shows to interact with HotD crew acting as main. Slight AU game wise for ease of story telling.
Crossover - Highschool of the Dead & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,323 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5296 - Favs: 4,938 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 4,843 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
A Different Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,908 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 6,289 - Follows: 6,915 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Naruto the Gaming Hero (Life One) by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Not up for adoption!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,746 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Sakura Haruno: Game of the Year: The Rewrite by Temairine reviews
When Sakura is killed during the Chuunin Exams her life becomes a video game. Thrown back in time to her 9 year old self she takes the opportunity for a second chance... Quests, Levels Up and Statistics abound as she struggles to rebuild her life... and hopefully get a positive score! Gamer Inspired, Pairing Uncertain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,671 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 407 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers. (Chapters 1-14 have been revised. Working on Rumors of War revision at the moment.)
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 197,195 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Louise, OC
Fear Unrelenting, Seen Darkly by LogicalPremise reviews
My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? Now completed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,531 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 364,147 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,727 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 12 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 731,628 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,378 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
We Just Wanted to be Stronger by azfaerydust reviews
It was supposed to be a simple training trip. And in a way it was. That is, it was until trouble came running like it always does. Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke are out on a training trip with Jiraiya. Just what sort of adventures are in store for them as they work their way towards the chunin exams. Sequel to Broken. The new team seven - AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 210,093 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Sai's Library by Zenthisoror reviews
Sai's collection of self-help books has expanded since the War, but who are all these strange midnight visitors so desperate to get at his shelf? Rumours are flying that an ex-Konoha ninja with a penchant for self-improvement disguised precious research as a self-help manual. As editors and enemy ninjas descend on Konoha, will Sai be able to finish reading his new book?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Sai, Sasuke U.
Why Me? by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
Alex didn't expect this. It was absurd, impossible, crazy, and yet it was happening. Finding himself as the new Familiar of a character from an anime was not something that he'd ever expected to happen. Still if he's going to have to do it then he'll damned well do a good job. Still, he really wants to know, 'Why me'. OC Warning, though i'm trying to do it well.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 157,762 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Louise
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
CoG: Create New Character by NorthSouthGorem reviews
On his 12th Birthday, Uzumaki Naruto thought he'd lost his mind. He started seeing things that no one else could see; people's names floating over their heads, strange rectangles with confusing messages popping up in front of his face. What does it all mean? What prompted all of this? NaruHina, small harem. Will have elements of other crossovers. A chronicle of the Gormim.
Crossover - Naruto & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Naruto U., Gamer/더 게이머
Soldier of Zero by Ashen Author reviews
Louise summons Saito as her familiar, but she gets Saito from a bit of a more war-torn world. This Saito has learned to work with his wits to survive, and he was lucky enough to bring a few things with him. No super characters (not more so than cannon, anyway) and hopefully realistic development. Guile hero Saito, but still with Gandalfr. Be warned, the enemies may get nastier too.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 132,932 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Saito, Louise, Tabitha, Guiche
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3956 - Favs: 5,648 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Tale of the Gallant Familiar by RedhathackerSin reviews
Beautiful? Not really. Divine? He really didn't get along with divinity. Wise and Strong? He supposed those fit, every once in awhile anyway. Louise summons the original Toad Sage to Halkeginia. The bathhouses should beware.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,136 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Jiraiya, Louise
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Uchiha Sasuke by AlmostElectric reviews
And the tale that succeeds his captivity. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant by NorthSouthGorem reviews
When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,780 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Alex M./Zeus
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6734 - Favs: 6,033 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
The Unnatural Prodigy by savethetub reviews
Minato knew the harsh life that Jinchuuriki must endure. After sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto, he made a change to the seal that gave Naruto all of his and Kushina's talents and abilities so he could defend himself from the cruel hard world. How will the world be affected when Naruto has the skills of two Kage level ninja? The first chapter is kinda dark after that its brighter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,816 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Halkegenia Online v2 by zero0hero reviews
HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 58 - Words: 379,306 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013
Star Wars The Void Unleashed by KrautVanWolfenstein reviews
Destiny is indeed a capricious lady. A little girl struggled to find recognition, while a man was trying to find his place in the universe. From beyond the stars, their path crossed. What path will be revealed for them in the future? What does the destiny have in store for them? The answer shall be found in the world where the force and magic intertwined.
Crossover - Star Wars & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
-Familiar by Leo Septem reviews
Crossover between Medaka Box and the Familiar of Zero, with Louise summoning Kumagawa, the greatest and the worst Minus.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,912 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Louise
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 4,576 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
STG Investigative Report : Sara Shepard by LogicalPremise reviews
An STG report on Shepard, the Butcher of Torfan. Ties into my AU. Details about her cyberware, tactics, abilities, psychology, and more. Timeframe is during ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Tea Party by Wutruffbeest reviews
Maya stops by Tina's to drop off some essentials, and finds someone there she doesn't expect.
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Maya, Tiny Tina, Krieg - Complete
The tale of Skyla and Rosy by Gaby the flareon reviews
The story of two pokemon who become friends but only arceus knows what adventures lays in their future, a story about: support, love, care and above all the value of friendship and that family is not only about those who are blood linked to you.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Eevee/Eievui, Starly/Mukkuru
The Legend of Link: The Scars of Time by Gargravarr reviews
Sequel to Heroes of Time. Time has moved on, the world has changed. From the shadows of ancient history, legends long since forgotten will awaken once more to shake civilisation to the core. Be careful what you wish for.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,448 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Link, Midna, Zelda
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Pet na Campione-sama! by Asakust reviews
What if Godou was a strange person like all the other Campiones? An AU rewrite of Campione! [Strong and Strange Godou] [Not so Canon Authorities] [Not so Canon Details] (Written in Chapter Alternating PoVs of the Female Cast)(Aiming for Cameos) [Action/Comedy/Fantasy/Friendship/Romance/Supernat ural/Harem]
Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,251 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Erica B., K. Godou, Liliana K., M. Yuri
Father to a Blond Hyuga by Dread Knight N7 reviews
He didn't expect to be a father at 16. He didn't expect the mother of his child to be the shiest girl he knew. He didn't expect the road to parenthood to be so hard. He didn't expect that his first child would be created rather than born...Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,730 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 4,599 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Pokemon Ranger's (Sand)Slash Fiction by Ausfer reviews
A short pokemon lemon involving a pokemon ranger and his female sandslash. Contains pokemon battles and adult scenes. Does not contain peanuts.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013
Operation: Philadelphia by milkduds100 reviews
The US Government sends a Navy SEAL into a newly discovered world to recover lost equipment and weapons, and to explore this new world. This is going to be one of the most interesting missions for Commander Riptide, Sniper for SEAL Team 10.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,096 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012
Confessions of an Ex-Trainer by Ausfer reviews
This story is an adult-rated pokemon fanfic centering around a trainer and his Typhlosion with some plot and character progression elements. M/F human x pokemon. If you don't like it I'll give you a full refund. I Promise.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Halkegenia Online by zero0hero reviews
Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 548,335 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Sword Art Online: Unity by 117Jorn reviews
What happens, when five friends, among 10,000 other players of Sword Art Online, are trapped within the game they once praised, where if they die in the game, they die in real life? This is the story of one Guild who do everything in their power to bring the terrors of SAO. Rated M For Graphic Content and LEMONS.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Yuuki/Yuuki K.
Broken by azfaerydust reviews
Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 184,885 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
Fate Revenant Sword by James D. Fawkes reviews
Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,010 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon] Rin T. - Complete
The Devil of the Mojave by StaffSergeant reviews
The Courier Marcus was the most terrifying man in the Mojave. Louise was the Zero. When Louise summoned Marcus she had no idea what to expect. Neutral Courier.
Crossover - Fallout & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,511 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Courier, Louise
Bleach: The Game by Uraharaisgod reviews
Ichigo fails to stop Byakuya from taking Rukia to Soul Society, and is left bleeding out on the streets of Karakura Town. Suddenly, he is met with a black screen, denoting *CONGRATULATIONS, BETA PERIOD COMPLETE!* With confusion abound, he learns that he is trapped within a computer game version of his own life, and now must find a way out. Eventual Ichigo/Harem
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 268 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Tatsuki A.
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Three Reasons to Live by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Team Seven, Sasuke included, is ambushed on a mission. After fighting their attackers off, they wait for a medic and take care of Kakashi, who was poisoned- and are confused when he mistakes them for three people named Rin, Obito, and Minato. They had never wondered so much about their sensei and his past until now. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
A Fishcake's affair by Ihateheroes reviews
Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 454,404 - Reviews: 3089 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
New Familiar New Trouble by Lord of the Magi reviews
Louise asks for a mysterious and powerful familiar to come to her service. She gets what she asks for, but her new familiar does not particularity like the way things are done in Tristain and decides to mix things up a little. Magic isn't just for nobles.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,239 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Louise
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U.
Spartan of Zero by exterminatus1 reviews
Saito was called many things: Child, soldier, traitor, Spartan. Now he is a familiar to a certain pink haired magician. Follow a Spartan's journey throughout Halkegina and beyond!
Crossover - Halo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,510 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Louise
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Masks by xxLiLixx reviews
First of a series. It's the Naruto universe with a few new twists and turns here and there. It will hopefully be good for some laughs, tears, smiles, and sweat drops. Read and judge for yourself! Pairings: NaruHina SasuSaku and more. M for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,293 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Breaking Point: Revised by shadows59 reviews
Sequel to Little Moments. Ben and Gwen explore their new relationship and try to adjust to a normal life even as enemies old and new hunt for them. Under revision. I've added to the first three chapters and cleaned up the fourth so far.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,993 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinigan by alethiophile reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,961 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sword Art Online: Extra Chapter 16,5 by NovaWars reviews
This is an Extra chapter from the light novel series the owner of SaO had made. All credit goes to the creator of the series. I own absolutely nothing from this. Takes place between chapter 16-17. I just wanted to post it for people who wanted to read it and couldn't find the story, or for people who can't read it since they use mobile devices.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Layin' Down the Law by Nuclear Bacon reviews
Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Philophobia by nekomamoru reviews
AU. She has a fear of falling in love. He has the cure for it - making her fall in love with him. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,663 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
By Force by yUmAdBro reviews
Naruto is sent away from the village six months before his graduation from the academy with Jiraiya. The Third Hokage has a plan that will change the course of history and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. FuuNaruHina possible harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I'm dating who? by Suna No Ken reviews
After a heart shattering team practice, young Naruto finds himself in the middle of what is most adolescent young mens greatest fantasy. Ofcourse hes too oblivious to notice tho. Not a Harem, just lots of possible pairings. And confusion, plenty of that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,189 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
To A Love Proclaimed by Glorious Burden reviews
A SaitoxLouise lemon. Couldn't find better titles for this but oh well. Don't like lemons, turn back! Read 'n review please, if you don't mind!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Saito, Louise - Complete
Jus Primae Noctis by Ambrant Arandel reviews
My vision of season four. I wrote this to take place after season three. I've rated it M as much to be safe as anything else. Saito reaches a decision about the girls, but the girls have other ideas...
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,919 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Saito, Louise - Complete
Ninja of the Dead by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Thanks to Kyuubi, Naruto is out of the Elemental Nations. Now he must deal with High School in another world and...what is with all the dead people walking around? Naruto/Harem. Not a super Naruto at all.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,589 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U., Saya T.
Mother's Tears by LogicalPremise reviews
Grunt has his turn , a retelling of the fight against the Reaperized Rachni, and of how death is never the end. M for language. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/21/2012 - U. Grunt, Shepard (F) - Complete
Judgment Calls by Stephensmat reviews
John Connor was aware the War was coming his whole life. Kate Brewster was not. This is their story, and the story of the war to retake the Earth. PostT3. AU From Terminator Salvation.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 410,179 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - John Connor, Katherine B./Kate - Complete
Things Whispered In The Dark by Stephensmat reviews
She was very much like a wild animal. He had to let her come to him. Hard T, for heavy topics, but nothing explicit. Paragon Male Shepard/Jack fic. Jack had the most potential in the game. Now includes ME3, so Spoiler alert.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,128 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Legend Of Naruto by F u R o X reviews
What If the Kyuubi wasn't an evil Demon? What if it repented for what happened to Naruto and offered to train him? Powerful/Bloodline Naruto Naruto/Fem. Kyuubi Harem. Rated M for Gore and future lemons Bleach elements used, NO characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Apprentice of the Sage by zentary reviews
An old man watches the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at VOTE. Once the battle is over, this mysterious old man takes Naruto with him. What does he want with Naruto, and who is he? Strong smart Naruto. Naruto and Hinata later on. AU. no bashing *POLL*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Live Forever by Psudocode Samurai reviews
After Naruto is removed from the orphanage he finds his way back to a refuge he had found years before, a place that holds secrets as old as Sage of Six Paths himself. A tomb that bares an ancient history, and a future for a boy left alone. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Old Faithful by Lunamaria reviews
I am faithful, that is what I know.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Goofy - Complete
Razor's Edge: Dark Witness by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Even though the Collectors have been defeated Shepard and the crew of the Normandy aren't safe. An old enemy waits in the shadows, one armed with something far more dangerous than a gun: knowledge.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,047 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Last Night by Hinata FTW reviews
A NaruHina Songfic series! Hinata's feeling really down a few weeks after Pain's assault; Naruto hasnt acknowledged her confession yet and her family is really getting to her. What will happen when she finally decides to go see Naruto, one last time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 48,869 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 1,884 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Ten Thousand Fists by Evilsheeplordthatsaysmoo reviews
In order to save his loved ones, Naruto calls upon the power of Heroes past, present, and future. Watch as he blazes a new path through the world, and finds the real meaning behind the word "Hero". Naruto/Ben10, Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 153,510 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5971 - Favs: 9,561 - Follows: 3,620 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Sauna Day: An RMN OMAKE Special by Keyote reviews
Based on the OMAKE from Rave Master Naruto chpts. 16 and 17. A trip to a hot spring becomes hot and steamy when Tenten locks Naruto and Hinata inside a sauna bath with a little gift from Jiraiya to help spice things up for them. NaruHina and NaruHinaTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Afterglow by CidGregor reviews
Oneshot, BBTerra. A brief glimpse into the events following a very special 'first' for our heroic couple. Be warned...it isn't pretty.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Beast Boy, Terra - Complete
Those Ravaging Nightmares by Kansi-a-lari reviews
These visions are constantly haunting. Images of a past so scarred, the wounds have yet to heal. But just becuase I am broken, does not mean I can't fight back. Starfire Oneshot slight RS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Starfire - Complete
Twisted Destiny by akksgurl reviews
(Complete) After calling the Final Aeon, Yuna finds herself in Zanarkand with no clue how she got there, and things will only get worse once she figures out how to get home. (TidusYuna)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,608 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
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Send in the CLONES! reviews
Naruto is known for the shadow clone jutsu. It creates solid copies that can interact in the world just as well as their creator. Now that jutsu is taken for a spin in a new direction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Guardian of the Jinchuriki reviews
When Minato and Kushina pushed their chakra into the seal, they didn't expect it to happen like this! While they get to watch over their son, they kinda wished it wasn't like this! short beginning but well written, will make longer chapters as I go!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.