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A Day In the Life Of by Northwest Sage reviews
A collection of short, mostly light-hearted writings... Chapter 15: Failure to Communicate!... with Prowl and Wreck-Gar...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Wreck-Gar, Prowl
CRACKED by DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
A Note To Team Seven by Chouko Chango reviews
Team 7, your behaviours during the following events are completely unacceptable and punishments will be issued; we will catch you. You have been warned. A/N: now including Sai and Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2008
Five Crosses Michael Carpenter Never Bore by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Michael had a difficult question to ask. And he didn't think he was going to like the answer. Mild slash, canon parallel AU.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - H. Dresden, Michael C. - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts of living with Robots by District X reviews
The title says it all. These are the do's and the don'ts of living with Robots
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sam W.
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Stupid Vibrator by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto makes a bet with Kiba, thinking that is going to be the worst day of his life. How wrong he really is. NaruNeji. Yaoi, lemon, for Ta-chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Murphy's Law by SilverRayan reviews
Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Poor Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Surprise by CityKyu reviews
If you hate Konoha so much, then leave Sasuke!"; Sasuke was surprised when Naruto dragged him back, he was surprised when he became Hokage but this... This was beyond all comprehendable shock. NaruSasu Fluff lemon ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Belt Buckles by mende5525 reviews
DuncanXCourtney. A funny encounter involving belt buckles and the humor behind what can happen when you don't expect it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Bad Day by tfm reviews
Spencer Reid’s FBI career has been uncharacteristically dramatic, and today is no different. Reid, Hotch, team - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Go or No by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Sas/Naru. Naruto and Sasuke have an argument whether to go on a mission or not and it's settled by a war for dominance. Guess who wins...LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Watching by smounged1989 reviews
Sam is sure that he is being watched by someone but he doesn't know who. He might just find out when he meets the newest Autobot that came to Earth. High rating for Jazz/Sam/Prowl fun.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
As It Should Be by remuslives23 reviews
John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Really by shandiss reviews
A distraction job for Ranger goes horribly wrong and Steph must rely on herself to survive. Completely Babe 2009 Perfectly Plum challenge one shot. Rated M for angst and mature content.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
10 Reasons Why Shawn Spencer Knows by invisalite reviews
Lassiter's been a little off-key lately. But it's nothing that our fake psychic hasn't noticed... 10 reasons why Shawn knows that something's up. **EDIT** I forgot. I don't own anything.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Drawbacks of Friendship by Chaotic Demon reviews
On a date with Lily, James reconsiders his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Virgin Is Such a Touchy Word by Kits reviews
A mix of the books and TV series; also, not part of my How Harry Lost His yadda canon. Dresden is in trouble again, and this time it's up to Morgan to bail him out.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Passenger by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, oneshot. On a dark night, Prowl and Bluestreak offer a human a ride home. But Bluestreak is positive that this human is one of those infamous “phantom hitchhikers,” and the human’s creepiness isn’t helping.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Sparkles by Fritz Will Get You reviews
Soundwave learns that Skywarp isn't the only one banned from being 'creative' while Jazz wonders why Prowl twitches every time he mentions arts and crafts. Oneshot, just for laughs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Prowl, Soundwave - Complete
Guardian by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Fred and George always shared everything . . . until it came to Harry. Fred's decided that he's keeping Harry as his. Will George support his brother, or resent Harry for coming between them? For Kamerreon's Extra Plunnies Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius' plan goes awry. Written for mini fest at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Intervention by Estra reviews
Slash - The problem is that Agent Booth has been easily distracted these days. I've noticed that when he's in the lab, there is a certain person he continuously stares at. I would like this to stop, but it seems that he will not stop anytime soon. B/Z
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Adopt A Slytherin Day by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
Draco should have stayed in bed. He really really should have. Warning: Mild Slash/Yaoi. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 170 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lily Learns More Than She Needed to Know by remuslives23 reviews
Or the actual title that won't fit is: How Lily Potter Learned More Than She Needed To Know About Remus and Sirius' Sex Life. Just what it says on the tin, people. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Naughty Naughty Sensei by megyal reviews
Iruka has been carrying a secret for years; Kakashi, somehow, finds out. Written in two parts, with different POV's in each. Inspired by a prompt on kakairu kink on LJ .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Have You Ever by ansera reviews
A club, one too many drinks, and a game that Reid knew he shouldn't have even started playing. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Bad Day Babe by isabellsah cullen reviews
Stephanie has a bad day that turns into a real shocker. Will our fearless bounty huntress pull through, or will she need a little help from the Man in Black? Babe. BABE HEA. Not Cupcake friendly. Three part story. See warnings inside.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,272 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by DarkAuroran reviews
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Kakashi's gifts to Iruka and the fun that ensues from them. Silly smutty fun to celebrate the festive season. A raunchy KakaIru romp for all of you on Santa's naughty list this year, HoHoHo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
We Were, We Are by Youngauthor27 reviews
Harry remembers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Mummies by The Last Letter reviews
Parker accidentally calls Bones 'Mom' with Rebecca and Booth in the room. This, of course, leads to a romance and plotting squints.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Parker B., T. Brennan - Complete
Murphy's laws of warfare: Transformers style by curse-of-the-cat reviews
The transformers discover that Murphy's laws of warfare apply to them too. Poor mechs. . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009
Those eyes must be scheming by ScifiSOS reviews
MalexMale, Lemon, PWP. This was some kind of ploy against him. It had to be. There was no way a man could be so smitten with one person. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seize The Moment by remuslives23 reviews
It was Sirius and hot chocolate and warm cafes and terrible easy listening music that he thought of at the moment when it could all come to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Conceding Defeat by WootYaoi reviews
“Edward, this is my unbearably gay best friend, Jacob, and he fixes cars. Jacob, this is my know-it-all biology partner, and he’s not interested.” Jacob/Edward. SLASH. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Protocol 56C by Nan00k reviews
In which Chuck follows protocols and stays on Planet 51. Lem can't help but feel a little happy about all this. Lem/Chuck
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Lem, Chuck - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
The Sake Reveals All by Antonia.Maria reviews
Kakashi goes out to get drinks with Iruka, but Iruka gets drunk and reveals his idden feelings for Kakashi. Adventure ensues! Will Kakashi take him seriously? Will love bloom? Will other people keep getting in the way? M WARNING: KakaIru. please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,686 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
When Derek Morgan Babbled About Spencer Reid by ansera reviews
Derek's family finally meets the famous Spencer Reid. Morgan/Reid. Sequel to 'The Babbling Of Derek Morgan On Doctor Spencer Reid'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/3/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Babbling Of Derek Morgan On One Doctor Reid by ansera reviews
Morgan's family has been curious about this Doctor Reid. For rounds of kink, with the prompt 'What exactly has Morgan been gushing to his family' Morgan/Reid. The sequel is 'When Derek Morgan Babbled About Doctor Spencer Reid'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/3/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Did You Say Something? by ansera reviews
In which Garcia makes a phone call and Reid is distracted. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Keys by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 3 - On returning from a case, Reid is called into Hotch's office after his behavior on the case almost got him killed. Expecting a severe rebuking, Reid is pleasantly surprised.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Trusting, Click by OnceInALifetime reviews
Reid has a proposition for Morgan... well, how can he resist? Written for the Kink Meme challenge over at LiveJournal, so contains a lot of slashy goodness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Our Secret by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 2 - Just a short story about Hotch and Reid's relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Literary Seduction by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka has been getting strange gifts with no name attached, only quotes from an unknown novel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cioccolata by Temari 88 reviews
When Gaara fell back asleep, he'd promised to himself that Naruto would pay later for leaving him in that state... now Naruto's ready to take responsibility! *Sequel to 'Subcounscious Groping'*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Avians and Insects by impsy reviews
-"It's come to our attention that you two have taken certain... liberties with the regulations." Post-game, Shenko, oneshot. Reviews always appreciated!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Pair of Jokers by seditionary reviews
Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he's not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents. Slash, naughty goings-on.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/17/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Prom Night Surprise by lizziebeam17 reviews
Sequel to "May I Have This Dance?" Carter is going to her junior prom, but Rosie is unable to go with her. Instead, she plans a surprise for her best friend. Rosie/Carter. One-shot. FEMSLASH.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
Snowed In by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: NUMBER 1 - Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Prefect's Bath, A Towel, and Thou by Elibeth-hobbit reviews
Sirius needs a bath desperately, but he needs Remus’s help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pelvic Thrusting, Cupboard Loving by Mydnytwriter reviews
Two boys and a cupboard may not sound so appealing, but it is now, thanks to two crazy chicks and Dracula Co-Written with KuroibaraKitty ***** Disclaimer: We don't own Edward, Jacob or any of the doctors! We do own Kitty, Rar and Dracula though XD *****
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Pajamas, Pillows and Playtime by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Vlad visits Danny's home and decides they both deserve a little playtime. Danny is never going to be able to look at his sheets and pillows the same way again. Not that he's complaining. Request fic for SilverDragon63. Rated M for guys... being guys. lol
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Halloween Surprise by Elpin reviews
This is very late, but I found it on my computer from 2006. It's Harry/Ron slash eventually with a little het in the beginning, sort of: Harry gets a little surprise for Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Boy In The cabinet by Agatha-Naomi reviews
When babysitting Parker during a thunderstorm, Brennan has to help him with his fear of thunder. And what did Parker find that Booth doesn't want Bones to know about? Fluffy. Established B/B.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Parker B., T. Brennan - Complete
After Eight The Next Morning by RangerBabeFan reviews
The sequel to 'A Hard Eight's Night'. Warnings for language and smut. Oh, and it's a Babe story, as if there was any doubt! Please review!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Only You by Moony3003 reviews
After Hotch almost gets himself and Reid killed, Reid pays him a visit. Oneshot. Rated M. Slash. Don't like, please don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Of Dares and Punishments by Blood Red Kisses reviews
It's Christmas at the Jeffersonian and Angela has a trick up her sleeve. What chaos will ensue when she dares each of the men to do something they never thought they'd ever agree to?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Zach A., T. Brennan - Complete
The Boy in the Dress by Blood Red Kisses reviews
Zack was normally a fairly calm, and some would even say emotionless, kid. But today...today he looked absolutely miserable. Rated for cursing.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Zach A., T. Brennan - Complete
Smile by Estra reviews
Zack grinned and Parker gaped a little. "You look really pretty when you smile, Zack!" Booth/Zack
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Judged by Okami-chan reviews
Prejudice comes from the most unlikely source. Spike/Carly/Bumblebee. Rated for Prime's one dirty word.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Spike W., Bumblebee - Complete
Moment of Passion by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry's been avoiding the Weasley twins. And they refuse to let him get away with it any longer. Hp/Fw/Gw. WARNING SLASH, INCEST, M/M SEX SCENES. GRAPHIC.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
And So The Mayhem Began by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
Just a short, kinda pointless story about The marauders meeting Harry for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Remaining Dream by T.M.Wolf reviews
For three years he's waited. For three years he's lived as one of them. For three years he dreamed to touch her again. After three long years, the mother ship finally returns, and everything suddenly feels like a long dream. Post D9. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by lizziebeam17 reviews
At Homecoming, before the start of her daring plan, Carter asks Rosie to dance. Rosie/Carter. One-shot. FEMSLASH.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
Of Soup and Smiles by Drunken Boxer reviews
Friendship fluff between Zack and Hodgins because I don't think the two of them get enough love. Zack isn't feeling well and it takes his best friend to make his day a little better.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Babysitting My Partners Son by Agatha-Naomi reviews
When Parker needs a babysitter Booth calls Bones. B/B flirting and outrageous fluff ensue.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2009 - T. Brennan, Parker B. - Complete
Never a Mistake by Lenea89 reviews
I'm not good at summeries. Iruka has to help the drunken object of his obsession home. That would be a drunk Kakashi. But what's the copy nin hideing? There's something off about the nin that Iruka can't put his finger on. What secrets will be revealed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Head Wound by here-not-there reviews
If I remember clearly, there was nothing rational about last night." Bones comes to the lab one day with a wound on her forehead, what will the rest of the team think? How did she get the nasty wound? BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
I Love You by SereneCalamity reviews
Ed finally tells Carter that he loves her, with an unexpected repsonse. EdCarter. OneShot.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Carter M. - Complete
Back In My Bed by babealltheway reviews
What happens when Joe discovers that Stephanie had been staying with Ranger during FLF. This is a Babe story. Cupcakes be warned. And then it was done!1
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
A Muggle Song by ONIX-21 reviews
After a long day of babysitting Harry will not go to sleep, its up to Sirius and Remus to sing the little baby to sleep. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Contact by Agatha-Naomi reviews
So Sweetie let me get this straight. When the school can't reach Booth they call you?" Parker fluff with subtle B/B
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2009 - T. Brennan, Parker B. - Complete
My Name is Christopher by Anna Kaiya Freeman reviews
District 9 Drabble. Three years later, Christopher thinks about his earth-given name. One Shot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Boundaries by Hypo Prower reviews
After getting caught in a storm, Tenten seeks refuge at Neji's house. Little does she know that he'll arguably cross certain boundaries. Oneshot. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Frustration by MageKalize reviews
OneShot Lemon! Harry is having a very frustrating day and it's not getting any better. WeasleyTwins/Harry ****There are Warnings and an author note. Please take them seriously! Note the rating.****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Baby's First Kill by Selkit reviews
Young Earthborn Shepard unknowingly undergoes a rite of passage. Female Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Wet, Naked, and Deliciously Hot by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
What better place for Vlad and Danny than in a steamy bath, with oil and water dripping off their skin?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
A Little Nudge by livyrosebud reviews
She had never been good at keeping out of peoples business. And besides, all they really needed was a little nudge in the right direction.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Big Things Come In Small Packages by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Come Christmastime again and all Albus got were books again. But there was a small present with a pleasant surprise awaiting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Two Red Heads and a Brunett by Mistress Slytherin reviews
What happens when Fred's hand slips and an extra ingrediant gets added to his potion? What happens when George and Harry sample said potion? Fiction written for Bam4Me!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Proving Otherwise by letscall-l reviews
f-fine" "Fine!" "Good" "Oh, it will be!" - Carter has something to prove to Rosie. FEMSLASH. SMUT.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
A Lack of Sophistication by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Sophisticated people play Chess. Rednecks spend hours on end with a sheet of bubble wrap. - Jeff Foxworthy. A little diddle I wrote in 10 minutes today to tide y'all over while I get back to Lost Feet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Just a Dream by LLJoJo reviews
Rosie's worst nightmare comes true. Carter/Rosie
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
Off the Clock by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Vlad is working late and Danny decides to visit him, and ask for a little request as well. Vlad is tempted so say yes, even though he knows he shouldn't. Want to know what he asks for? Well, read to find out. Rated M for fun on a desk.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Vamp's First Birthday Bash by DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful reviews
23,000 dollar playhouse? No problem. New mini convertible that runs on gas? Done. Being a Cullen comes with it's share of perks, so when the youngest of the clan has her first birthday, it's whatever she wants, whenever she wants for Nessie the Princess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Midnight Snack by LauraxHorrorxScene reviews
Harry stumbles upon a certain red head doing certain...ahem...activities, in the Room of Requirement. Ron/Harry slash. Lemony-fresh. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Anytime by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/After being caught having a rather embarassing conversation with her friends by Shikamaru, the lazy genius offers her a rather indecent proposal she can't dismiss and then some.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Subconscious Groping by Temari 88 reviews
Title really says it all: what happens when your body does things on its own while you're sleeping? XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Pride before by letscall-l reviews
Carter concentrates. -set after the froyo scene- Carter/Rosie, femslash/fluff
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
Sick Days by Brennanite47 reviews
This was my breakdown, the undoing of everything that I'd been keeping hidden inside for so long." Angst, hurt/comfort, and a little romance thrown in for good measure. B&B. Brennan's mental breakdown and Booth's coming to her rescue.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Fictitious Fight by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco are fighting about a fictional character. A birthday present for Selly in the same story arc as Masquerade. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And He'd Be Happy by AlmostAngel.333 reviews
She had the power to make or break him. She could make her personal sun happy. Will she? Team Jacob. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Blue's Curiosity by WolvesFire77 reviews
Bluestreak has a question...an irritating one that won't leave him alone. See what happens when he asks for the answer. Blue/Sunstreaker, Prowl/Jazz, and Ratchet/Ironhide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bluestreak, Sunstreaker - Complete
Secret Admirer by SetoJouFan reviews
Danny is getting gifts from a secret admirer. VladXDanny shouenen-ai yaoi. Danny is 17 in this and NOT 14. R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Bonecrusher: The Young Years by Arctic Banana reviews
Because evil was a sparkling once, too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bonecrusher - Complete
A Nice Day by mmouse15 reviews
Hound and Ironhide are out for a drive and find a mud puddle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hound, Ironhide - Complete
A less hypocritical Cliche killer fic by the good dr reviews
One author decides to kill Mary Sues and Gary Stus WITHOUT creating more. In a move of briliance HK47 is sent from the Star Wars universe to kill Sues, and to help other characters back into their own universe. Xovers TBA, language, violence, no ships.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A Gun To Your Head by Estra reviews
Booth/Zack -"Usually, when someone has a gun pointed at me, yeah, I'll do what they say, but since the chance is very low, not usually." Now includes second half.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Money's Worth by OTL-plz reviews
Naruto's drunk and asks Shikamaru if he can borrow some money. Will Shikamaru refuse, or will he get his money's worth? ShikaNaru/Yaoi ...first story ever posted so tell me what you think please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Backtalk by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movie-verse; Ironhide, Sarah Lennox. Ironhide learns why you never get a mom mad at you, for they have ways of making your life a complete hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sara L., Ironhide - Complete
Blood by neveragain79 reviews
Booth gets a distressing phone call.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bad Luck Knows No Bounds by Indigobuni reviews
Sookie's day is going from bad to worse. This is for the weekly one-shot challenge with the theme of "Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Burton Guster's Survival Handbook by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gus/Shawn WARNING:...fluff? "After two and a half decades with Shawn, Gus has learned there are certain rules to follow if he wants to keep his sanity."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S.
Another Visit to La Push by deathroses reviews
What was I doing? Jacob was my best friend, and that was that. Key word: friend. Why were my lips fastened to his, my hands grasping his shaggy hair desperately, and my body excitedly pressed against his? Why couldn't I stop myself? Rated M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Fued by Leaping Lion reviews
Ron never accepted Harry's lover. When asked about it, Ron finally reveals the real reason behind the Malfoy-Weasley Family Feud. One-shot. Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
April Fool! by outerelf reviews
He was going to have revenge, and nobody was safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Red Alert, Optimus Prime
Addiction by vashsunglasses reviews
One Shot. Donatello's family becomes suspicious as he develops a strange new addiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Bottoms Up by Cynlee reviews
Donatello finds out that there are some things his brothers won't do for Science. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Donatello - Complete
MobsterTango by sbyamibakura reviews
Harry/Marcone, Batman/Joker, TDK/Dresden Files crossover. "I might have accidentally set his tie on fire. Possibly. Maybe."
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
As Proof of Holy Writ by rainlightautumn reviews
Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
It's My Turn To Drive by SpkyG reviews
When Booth injures his ankle, Bones decides that it's her turn to drive. Booth is not too accepting of her plans.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Touching Reunion by GorimJr reviews
Reaver heads back to Bloodstone to reclaim his home, and gets some past mistakes thrown into his face. Not to mentions a few slaps.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Reaver - Complete
500 Miles by vericus reviews
slash - He'd been prepared to do whatever it took to get his attention...then he found out he'd been beaten to the punch.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The most unlikely spec ops team is the one no one trusts in the first place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Blood Red by katesshadow reviews
Brennan gets kidnapped, by someone from her past, someone she's been trying to forget since she was 17.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,205 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Backup Plan by dee768nj reviews
One-shot done in response to a challenge. It's Thanksgiving and Stephanie only has one more day to catch a skip. She's banged up and hiding in the bushes waiting to grab him when some unexpected help arrives. Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by stargazer0607 reviews
It’s the first Christmas Harry and Sirius spend together. Harry’s acting distant and quiet and Sirius begins to doubt that Harry really wants to live with him. Set after Prisoner of Azkaban. sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
20 facts about Harry Dresden and John Marcone by IncandescentKitsune reviews
Exactly what it says in the title - 20 thoughts, feelings and moments between Harry Dresden and John Marcone Marcone's point of view . Mild slash.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Confession of the Heart by DarkShadowsFalling reviews
Harry has a secret that he feels will destroy his relationship with his best friend. But when he finally tells Ron, will Ron look at him in disgust...or accept him with open arms? YAOI/SLASH Don't like, don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Ark Vs Officers by outerelf reviews
Two officers have finally snapped and are ready to declare war. Prank war that is. How long will it take for the Arks crew to find out? They probably never will.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Prowl, Red Alert
3650 by SarahKOM reviews
I have counted each day in this notebook. Twenty-four hours of eternity, and they never end. Oneshot, about the Spire
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
A Mission with That Idiot by Hypo Prower reviews
But no matter how smart or funny or handsome he could be, he would never be prepared for what was going to come at him next. "You're going on a mission with him. Deal with it." No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Names by rogueandkurt reviews
Choose, and prove you'll do God's will." Oneshot. Team perspective, Reid centric. Spoilers for 'Revelations'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Wings, Optional by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Carlton/Shawn WARNING: angst and mentions of previous domestic abuse. "Just keep breathing, he tells himself. And eventually you'll stop forgetting how to." SEQUEL to 'Those Wise Little Monkeys'
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Those Wise Little Monkeys by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Shawn/OMC, kinda pre-slash Lassiter/Shawn WARNING: domestic abuse and angsty again. "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, do no evil. Works well for monkeys, but not for people."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
All Was Golden In The Sky by VickyVicarious reviews
A series of short vignettes that explore Warren's family, choices, and mindset. Before, during, and after movie.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
Better by Debris K reviews
babbling!Shawn POV w/ hurt!Carlton, Shawn/Carlton, fluff; "Carlton bit back a curse and Shawn muttered choice words about ‘stubborn, unable to wait or ask for help, bull-headed, really ridiculously lanky cops’"
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
All About the Reason by Netbug-Archive reviews
Though Toph wasn't the best girl to ask about relationships, she could tell Aang was doing the boyfriend thing wrong right now. Kataang. One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Radom Idiocy by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "Pity the new players on the SBPD team who have to learn about Shawn Spencer."
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
Alone by RubberDuckies reviews
Naruto is feeling lonely and needs someone to show him some lovin'. Kyuubi to the rescue! kyuubi x naruto, YAOI, lemon, OOC!Kyuubi, FlUfFiNeSs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
A Life Less Ordinary by SpookyClaire reviews
“I wish you’d told me you were coming home today! I would have picked you up!” “But if you had I’d never have suddenly become your fiancé.” Includes cute Shassie fluff and devious/possessive Shawn! Oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Boom! Boom! The Engineer by atlaswhite reviews
2007. What Ironhide does not understand confuses him, and what confuses him frustrates him. And when he meets the Autobots' completely illogical new engineer, the results are explosive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ironhide, Wheeljack - Complete
The Green Beetle by OnlyANorthernSong reviews
Shawn always did things to go against his father. This wasn't always a bad thing. Ah, memory lane.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Forever Isn't Long Enough by LauraxHorrorxScene reviews
Blimey mate, why're you sitting in a broom closet?" The door swung open, revealing a pajama clad Ron. "I just wanted to be alone." I mumbled. - Rated M for language. Homosexual themes. Don't read if ignorant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Big Brother by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Drabble, complete and utter crack. So, Bumblebee and Barricade are sparkmates. Sam isn't too happy about this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Barricade - Complete
10 Rules for Thanksgiving at the Manoso's by jerseygirlinoxford reviews
Stephanie prepares for hosting Thanksgiving dinner
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Three, Two, Four by THE KYO reviews
It's Naruto'a Birthday and he's lonely. ALL WARNINGS APPLY... accept BDSM... o.o YAOI, threesome plus 1... yada yada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Katanagirl16 reviews
-especially when their wives aren't home- Just a funny little story, about what men do when the women aren't around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008
A Robot Wedding by Queenbean3 reviews
When WALL-E decides to ask EVE to marry him, the Captain is faced with a dilemma; Robots have never, ever gotten married before.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2008 - WALL-E, EVE - Complete
Admit it by Lass of the Lake reviews
Courtney won't admit she likes Duncan... so he'll make her. From the author of TDI season 2 and TDI season 2: Will you be the next star. Rated because I'm paranoid
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
All That Glitters by Lyra Ngalia reviews
What was Thomas up to that Harry catches him in a dark alley shirtless and covered in body glitter? Takes place between Blood Rites and Dead Beat.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Bad Touch by vericus reviews
slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Boom Turkey by Firehedgehog reviews
There's a reason harry cooks. My Entry to Rockbane and mine Thanksgiving one-shot challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Family Thing by Person4 reviews
Two years after the show ends and they're all shipped back home, Duncan is still up to his old tricks.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
April Fool's by Devious Decepticon reviews
With a day devoted especially to pranks, Sideswipe wreaks havoc in the Autobot base. After all, April Fool's Day only comes once a year...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Apple by Soului reviews
O7 Movie Prowl has heard some illogical human conversations, but this one takes the cake. Now a series of oneshots. CH.2: Sideswipe discovers an interesting human tradition.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Caged by Elithay reviews
What would you do to get out of a cell that you don't know how you got into in the first place? ThomasxHarry slash
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
An Ending That Could Have Been by Collegekid2006 reviews
What if everything in GUS WALKED INTO THE BANK was different?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
After the Bank Closes by chibichibi k reviews
Alternate ending to "Gus Walks into a Bank." It wasn't Jules who brought by Gus's shoes, it was Lassiter. SHAWNxLASSITER Slight Spoilers! Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Backfire! by Korquee reviews
A backfiring potion sends Fred running to Hermione for help. His only cure? A certain bookworm's first kiss. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Ray of Hope by katrina C reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is slowly falling into a depression, and only a certain Nara can help him clear out the shadows in his heart. Note- There is Sex in this chapter. Also, it has Sasuke bashing. Don't read if under age, or like Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A113 by Castoro Chiaro reviews
A113 flashes across his mind. He tries to turn away from it, but it holds him. It is his flame and he is its moth, circling endlessly, with no choice but to be drawn in. OneShot Drabble.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Quidditch Showers by cheitanz reviews
One-shot! Harry and the twins celebrate in the Quidditch changing rooms. Contains Slash! Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unexpected by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. The Autobots are involved in another hostage situation…but this time, it isn’t a Decepticon who has a blade at Spike’s throat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Beware of Wendigos by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
A Problem by The lunatic who cares reviews
G1 Verse. Somebot has a problem and has to talk it out. Implied Slash. Utter madness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Bad Day by outerelf reviews
-"Wow Inferno, you look like the time someone rigged the christmas tree to fall on top of Sunstreaker." oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Inferno - Complete
Neji Breaks by THE KYO reviews
Neji was no where around on his birthday... one reason was because he knew, you know who, had something planned. Weeks go by, and he thinks he's safe... now he can finally get some sleep. YAOI SMUT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by DarkAngelLillith reviews
another bunny adopted. Swoop likes shiny things and helping people. Nobody wanted his help and an incident made him almost lose his love for shiny things. Maybe an encounter with an unlikely mech will brighten up his day.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Swoop, Tracks - Complete
Accident Prone Family by BloodyMarry reviews
Bella, accident prone, and loveable Bella does it again. She's found a new way to embarrass herself. Emmett can't help but laugh, and Rosalie can't help but get revenge for her newest sister. Maybe she's not as bad as everyone seems to think.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
An Old Earth Recipe by Netbug-Archive reviews
He was enthusiastic, but it still sounded weird. John/Mary. One shot.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
A Promise Kept by Flash Foreward reviews
When Severus Snape tries to keep a promise, he finds that Lily’s son is being mistreated, and he concludes that the opinions he had formed about muggles based on his father are true. AU One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Anniversary by MuchaLuchaAndMe reviews
When EVE gets mad at WALL-E, it's up to M-O to fix it. Or maybe just get mixed up in it. WALL-ExEVE, may contain spoilers. ONESHOT
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Ambush by Mightily Mousey reviews
Red Alert knew he'd been caught in a trap, but for once he wasn't panicking. G1, Red Alert, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Boom De Ah Dah by Jason M. Lee reviews
July 4th equals fireworks, and not just to celebrate a nation's birthday.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Hard Times Before the Full by albe-chan reviews
Teasing and innuendo lead to Remus showing Sirius just whose boss before the full moon. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Switch by DireAfterglow reviews
Drunk on a hot summer night, Kakashi comes up with an idea to switch things up, and Iruka finds himself enjoying it more than he thought he would... Yaoi, IrukaxKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dents by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Humor/Parody. Twins, Bluestreak, Jazz, Tracks. The Twins are having a bad day, and Blue tries to cheer them up. Note to everyone - Bluestreak should NEVER have been allowed access to the Internet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Bond by WingsofSmoke reviews
Bumblebee remembers the very moment the bond had started between him and Sam. Hinted Bee/Sam, but nothing too glaring. Movie-verse, post-war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Bedside Conversation by outerelf reviews
What all did Bumblebee hear when he was supposed to be recharging? Prequel to 'Interfacing'. oneshot, drabble
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Coffee by DNAisUnique reviews
Coffee Booth/Brennan style.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
All in the Family by Diamond Unicorn reviews
A series of stories exploring the relationships between Ratchet, Wheeljack, and their creations; the Dinobots. Ch. 14: Haha, I made it!- Er, the Dinobots celebrate Father's Day with Wheeljack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Again by polysgirl reviews
Well, actually, title less... Steph has an accident...Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
AnticipatingTomorrow by remuslives reviews
Hermione takes Fred to a Muggle amusement park. A birthday fic for Panny!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone in the Crowd by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. G1. He doesn't need Mirage's ability to be invisible. He slips into the background unnoticed. Never remembered until needed. Thundercracker/First Aid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - First Aid, Thundercracker - Complete
A Jazzy Intermission by Das Nebel reviews
A drabble in which Jazz and I have a little talk about his dancing habit during an intermission between songs for my Special Jazz Music Meme. Rated for insinuations! :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
All The Fun Of The fair by LittleMewLugia reviews
Why is Sam’s Autobot guardian throwing him against a wall? All is not as it seems…. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by itsu-sual reviews
TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Measure of Gratitude by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker does have a spark somewhere in there--Mirage knows it. Oneshot drabble. Hound/Mirage, G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sunstreaker, Mirage - Complete
All About Chemistry by Coldpaws reviews
G1 or Movieverse: Ratchet has no idea. A double drabble featuring Ratchet and Wheeljack in their younger days.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Badgering the Witness by trainlindz reviews
Edward and Emmett come home to find strangers in their home and all Edward's possessions in the garage. Alice and Jasper join the Cullens in 1950
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Not Fair by AlGiardino reviews
Follow-up one-shot to "From the Other Side." Bones broke Booth's nose and he is not taking it very well. There is b&b bickering, humor, sexual references, sorry... no explosions though. BB of course.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
From the Other Side by AlGiardino reviews
Bones gets hurt and Booth is the one who has to wait and worry for a change. Starts very angsty, ends very fluffy. 4th in Gunfight series, but can stand alone. BB and some AH. FP Booth POV. Fluffy follow-up one-shot now up, "Not Fair."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
There's No Success Like Failure by AngieWhite reviews
Kakashi fails his mission and Iruka gets a strange report. A KakaIru story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Better Life by Nature9000 reviews
Sam calls out for help against her abusive mother and Freddie decides to do something about it, what can he do? Can he save Sam from her mother's abusive ways, and can he trust his own mother? R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Animal Friends by Dragowolf reviews
Beachcomber shows Hound just why Bluestreak doesn't like to go outside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hound, Bluestreak - Complete
Attack! by outerelf reviews
While all the bot's are peacefully recharging, decepticon's attack, thinking that all are asleep. And everyone is asleep except for Red Alert...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Red Alert - Complete
Big Blue Optics by Dragowolf reviews
They are so innocent... so blue... so big... and they are begging you.... Fireflight and Bluestreak are after something! But what? And do they get it? Please ready and review! I don't own Transformers I forgot to put this in the story... sorry
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bluestreak, Fireflight - Complete
A Month In The Life Of Frenzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Annoyance by Arctic Banana reviews
Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bonecrusher, Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
A Simple Understanding by BabyKitsuneStar reviews
Kagome and Kikyo expresses their feelings one night in a full heart to heart conversation and come to a simple understanding of one another. Fate changes for the two but Could it perhaps be for the best? SessXKag - InuXKik Bad at Summaries
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kagome H., Kikyou - Complete
An Autobot Should Know Better by swift hunter reviews
You’d think an Autobot would know better than to push Ratchet's buttons. Obviously a certain Mech wasn’t there when they handed out that particular memo.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Forever to touch you by smaragdbird reviews
Post-ep for two aliens in a spaceship Hodges/zack slash very fluffy
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
Because by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
I am so happy because of them...' SLASH! Prowl/Jazz/BB TF:A
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
A Gift From The Spark by AutobotV reviews
After a prank Wheeljack's mask is broken and our poor mech is too afraid to go out and have some fun time in the snow with his bondmate. Ratchet then get's the idea that all Wheeljack needs is a little gift to make him feel better. Short and Fluffy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
In Safe Hands by FoolishWishmaker reviews
Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Because every author must write one of these. A routine check of the wards at the Dursleys residence turns into something not routine at all. Totally AU. Pre-Hogwarts. Slash RL/SB. Complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Day by 38SouthernAngel89 reviews
TF:A AU. Prowl had a bad day, Jazz to the rescue! FRIENDSHIP! NOT SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
A good night's sleep by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Kakashi can't sleep and instead goes over to Iruka's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 609 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Life Choices by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gus/Shawn WARNING: suicidal themes, slightly angsty, and some hurt/comfort at the end. "Gus finds out Shawn once made a choice no one should have to consider."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
Sex Doesn't Kill People by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Carlton/Shawn "Sex doesn't kill people...but Shawn just might."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Desideratum by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gus/Shawn WARNING: Shawn being...just a plain old weirdo. "Shawn has some...interesting idiosyncrasies, but Gus loves him anyway."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
Late by cass-clari reviews
Bones is away from the lab and Dr Addy is in charge. Except he's running a bit late...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Angels and Demons: The Innerlife of Shawn Spencer by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn has a big decision to make and he gets some divine intervention.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Anger Management by Dragowolf reviews
Sunstreaker is known for his temper, but at one time he had a way to help control it. But he doesn't remember what it was... good thing someone does! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sunstreaker - Complete
I Have Never by Scarlett Witch reviews
During a 'Boys night in' our favourite Jounin and Chuunin have one too many drinks which lead to some surprising confessions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Happy Birthday by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Kakashi's birthday is in a week. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy his present early.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Bad Timing by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs? Well there's no need to complain, we'll eliminate your pain, we can neutralize your brain, you’ll feel just fine, now! aka Ratchet gets some lovin' Pairings: Ratchet/Everyone; A cracky fic
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
Killer Shirts From The Laundry Room by Chaotic Demon reviews
Henry's shirts are out for revenge.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Agent Provocateur by Ally Plz reviews
KAKAIRU It's Valentine's Day. Little that Iruka know, he'll get the best Valentine in his life... At least... until the next year... YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sleight of Hand by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Hungry wizards cannot be blamed for their actions. Harry/Murphy. TVverse
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Another Gate by Aspirare reviews
Several years into the future, the war still continues between Autobots and Decepticons, and through it all, life goes on, and Sam is keeping a secret.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Promise Not to Tell: A Hounding Secret by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot. Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bumblebee, Hound, Barricade - Complete
18 Things You Don't Want To Hear on the Ebon Hawk by MaggOnasi and RevanBodyguard reviews
Also written by RevanBodyguard
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
A Prime Target by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
It was his job as a sharpshooter to take down targets and make sure they stay down. But this time, why can't Bluestreak pull the trigger? ::More Than A Leader series::
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bluestreak - Complete
Truth or Dare by Vadergirl52 reviews
Stuck in an old room in the Jeffersonian, Booth hits upon an idea to pass the time. It's fluff, the whole fluff, and nothing but the fluff.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Orange by ignitesthestars reviews
Little known fact: Sasuke gets migraines. It'd be stating the obvious to say Naruto doesn't help, but this is just too damn far for the poor Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's Finally Legal by THE KYO reviews
So Gaara is turning 18...Wonder what he got for his birthday...YAOI! threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Birthday Exhibit by dearest27helpless reviews
“You going to tell me where we’re going now?” Briley. Ben/Riley
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
A Matter Of Time by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
Jazz is now fully repaired after their battle w/ Megatron, but has reoccurring nightmares about before he ‘died’ and what he saw. SLASH! JazzxBee movie verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Astrology by dearest27helpless reviews
Riley learns a little about himself. Riley/Ben
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by hermionepuckle reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ron's exhausted and needs to relax. RON/HARRY SLASH FIC - established relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Than This by HI MY NAME IS uncool reviews
In which there is domesticity and cuteness abounds. SLASH: Ben/Riley, Riley/Ben... any way you spin it.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
And A Happy New Year by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Sam and Bee and a New Years Eve party. Kinda sweet kinda fluffy maybe even a bit funny. Happy New Year everyone!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Bad Day by Justjan reviews
Ranger has a bad day, Steph is there for him. Contains smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,892 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Betrayal by Dusty Paws reviews
When Raven leaves the team her heart is broken. Can a thief steal the pieces and put her back together? X/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Red-X, Raven - Complete
A Guardian Christmas by ElvenHuntress reviews
Snowball fights, drinking bets and a pair of losers. This is one crazy Christmas at the Ark for the Guardians. Based off characters from Tears of a Falling Star though it does not need to be read. JazzXoc, RatchetXoc. For my wonderful reviewers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Bonds and Cookies by kitsuneasika reviews
Sakura's determined to mend their relationship as a team. They're not very helpful. Christmas present for HPBabe91, aka Missa. Team 7, no pairings. OLD STORY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ashamed Of Myself by raw talent reviews
Bee is graffitied by a bunch of lads while Sam is in school. He flees and ends up hurting his friend. Sam turns to Ratchet for help.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a war! by yellowxxxlily reviews
“I won’t stop till you all come and play in the snow with me,” Sirius pouted. What started out as an innocent game turns into a hilarious battle of the egos. Marauder havoc coupled with Lily and James... oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Artistic Passion by lambotwinlove reviews
Sunstreaker is left alone while his twin is on patrol. And he misses Sideswipe. LAMBOFLUFF!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Bee Dilemma 07movieverse by mystdogs reviews
Who knew sitting in a store parking lot could be so irritating, poor Bee soon learns a lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Are you a Decepticon? by Tempest2004 reviews
Just a short conversation between Author and Subject. Oneshot, Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Bad Press by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
All I Need by Tyoro Dwin'tlithar reviews
It seems all Bumblebee really needs is Sam, but is Bumblebee all Sam really needs? BeeSam
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Be Careful What You Leave In Your Car by Cinnamin-chan reviews
Mikaila asks Sam about his car trouble. Movieverse, dialogue, double drabble, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
autobot room mates by BBailey reviews
Starflower has left the decepticons to make her way with the autobots, but are they just as wierd?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Notes by Silent Nacht reviews
History of Magic is the single greatest fear of bored students everywhere. Though for the Marauders, it's a chance to get creative about note passing. Contains no spoilers. Minor JL. Any comments are loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Amendments by plenoptic reviews
Jetfire acts against protocol, and Optimus doesn't understand. Somewhat edited version currently up. Rated T for indications of stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Bonding by Oneshadedarker reviews
Bonding on a hot summer day as only the Blue’s can. Through emotional abuse. Because it was just too much work to kill each other. Red vs Blue fic.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Allergies and Duct Tape by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Sam decides to go say hello to Ratchet in the med bay. What he expected and what he learned are two totally different things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Autobot Car Wash by SerenBunny reviews
The Autobots get washed, and meet an interesting femme. Introducing a new Cybertronian! Please let me know what you think!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
40 Licks by Fluffy1984 reviews
[G1] In the wee recharging hours there's a light lapping sound...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Access Granted by PitchPearlGurl reviews
A different kind of revelations fic. Oneshot SLASH
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Mary Sue's Assassin reviews
When Ratchet and Wheeljack are rendered human, they solve the mystery with amusing and po tentially disgusting Results. Based on a pic found here: imgDOTphotobucketDOTcomalbumsv254GilleyZratchjackdaww.png
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Beyond the Sea by Kyron reviews
2007 Movie. JazzBee, Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet. Prime and Bumblebee attend an overseas conference and have to take the long way home...by boat. All Bumblebee wants is to hurry and get back to what he's been missing. Mild slash and lotsa fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Food Of The Gods by Rai-Child reviews
Those four words he never wanted to hear… The ramen’s gone, Naruto. NaruSasu, KakaIru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Mugged by save changes to normal reviews
Riley finds himself in a bit of unexpected trouble. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
A Late Night Call by WayLowHalo reviews
Shawn gets a late night call and has to rush to his father's house, but what's wrong?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Aphrodisaic by TheNaughtyBits reviews
RemusSirius smut. If you don't like don't read. Sirius wants to know if chocolate is really an aphrodisiac...PWLP. Please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Child In A Cupboard by Rohynn reviews
Harry's secret is discovered when his Boggart turns in to his Uncle. What will happen?Oneshot warnings:preslash, preTrioship, mentions of abuse and neglect. preHHrR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Arachno What? by Hoodoo reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Of Washing Machines and Wizards by twilightm00n reviews
In response to TheEvilBanana'a challenge! How would Harry deal with Mr. Weasley when trying to teach him about muggle laundry? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Marry Me by xxanglophilexx reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
After Dinner Discussions by aeramus reviews
One-shot. Takes place in the middle of OotP. Over Christmas holiday at Grimmauld Place, Harry finds himself unable to keep the nature of his detentions with Umbridge as secret as he would like from the adults who care about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
An Afternoon With My Dead Parents by AngolMoaChan reviews
It was a perfectly amazing day, until two ghosts walked into his afternoon. Then it got a little crazy. Slight NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Gay by Lover of Angelus reviews
Booth and Bones have a talk. Booth's sexuality is called into question. Dialogue only. Slash.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Are You Lost, Little Boy? by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
[G1] A boy gets lost at a pool, and the lifeguards try to find his guardians.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Baby Don't Cry by Beertree reviews
Never bring your class assignments to the Ark. It could be hazardous to their health. Written for the Use This Line Challenge at the Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
It's Not A Date by Fidelacchius reviews
Wizard Bill enjoys a cookout with the Carpenters and he brings Murphy along, but it absolutely, positively isn’t a date. :P
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
A Lovely Easter Sunday by something-like-love reviews
It was supposed to be an enjoyable Easter Sunday. Of course, Sirius didn't count on Harry stealing his chocolate egg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by Phanael reviews
Okay... a lemon about Sirius x Remus. Sirius dreams of Remus and wants this dream to become real. M for sexual contend, don't like, don't read! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Importance of Being Irish by fictionalcandie reviews
How do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Sleeping Hands by Kelsey reviews
Postep for Revelations. Spencer ReidDerek Morgan preslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Are You My Guardian Angel? by PaperDragonfly reviews
An abused boy is kicked out of his home and ends up in a church. A stranger :his guardian angel?: comes to save him. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Scarves by PaperDragonfly reviews
Kakashi has always liked scarves, and Team Seven has always wondered why. Finally, they make him give them a list of his reasons, and are more than a little bit surprised. Warning: KakaIru, yaoi, slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lively Surprise by MoonlitElegy reviews
COMPLETE: Fluffy Valentine's Day Oneshot. Theres a bit of humor, so enjoy everyone! KakaSaku R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kiss with Two Meanings by Kurotaka Naoko reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Suna, but as everyone is having a good time, a certain redheaded boy is left out. Can a pinkhaired girl help him feel the love in the air? A sweet oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
42B7 by Jiara Anatalis reviews
Ever wonder how a crate of gizka ended up on Tatooine...and how you were mistaken for the ship meant to pick it up? Here's one possible theory. Oneshot from a KFM contest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Because of You by animewolfreak reviews
Sakura is going through rough times and needs a shoulder to cry on. But Lee still has feelings for her, the only problem is if she can return it. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
10 Worst Things That Could Happen On A Birthday by OneF-ingTon reviews
[RVB] Grif completely forgot. [slash] [SimmonsGrif]
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
43 12 Things Private Grif Is Too Lazy To Do by OneF-ingTon reviews
[RVB] Grif sees Donut's list, and gets inspired. [slash] [GrifSimmons] [SimmonsSarge] [DonutCaboose]
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
50 Things Private Donut Would Never Do by OneF-ingTon reviews
[RVB] A list of 50 things that Private Donut wouldn't do. [Slash] [DonutCaboose] [Fluff]
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
50 Things O'Malley Would Never Do by OneF-ingTon reviews
[RVB] A list of 50 things O'Malley would never do. Light O'MalleyTex at the end. Mostly just for laughs.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
A Peaceful Morning by Pinkiriffic reviews
So this is what happens when Harry forgets his glasses... Funny fic, HD. You will NOT regret this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anger Management by paws-bells reviews
ONESHOT InjuredCrabby!Neji IrritatinglyCheerfulDetermined!Sakura Hospital fic. Haruno is one stubborn medic. She is determined to heal her most problem patient, no matter if he wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
No Sex Memo by Carerra Os reviews
Zack is feeling down so Booth helps.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2006 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Best Christmas Of All My Years by SweetAssassin reviews
Kakashi is dashing through the snow in an attempt to make it to a Christmas party, but he is TWO HOURS late! Will Sakura forgive him for his irritating habit or will he face her infamous wrath? [KakaSaku] [Sakura is at least 18 in this fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Carol for a Lonely Autobot by Lady Scale reviews
[G1] One certain Autobot thinks he's been forgotten on Christmas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Battle Banter by BJA Fan reviews
He paused in midbattle, leaning closer and squinting. ' I've never noticed before, but...do you wear eyeliner? ' In which Danny becomes less clueless, Vlad's sexuality is questioned, and slash is still somehow avoided.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Angel by StormDancer reviews
Ever wondered what the kindapped and the kidnapper do to pass the time until the heroes come? What they talk about? ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
A Good Ninja by Lisse reviews
Naruto is his mother's son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Minato N., Orochimaru - Complete
Blackmail So Rules by RuneWitchSakura reviews
NaruShino and others. Hinata takes photographs and the rest of Rookie Nine comes up with a plan to steal Kakashi's mask. AND Naruto finds out about activities that have been taking place in his bed without his consent. Kakashi and Iruka now owe him a n
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
My Soul's Dearest Wish by shedoc reviews
Harry unexpectedly gains a set of parents at the tender age of 16 and you can figure out the rest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,074 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Along Came A Spider by Lisa-24-7 reviews
What happens when Danny and the gang take a class trip to New York? Well they meet Spiderman of course! And lets just say they don't get along too well. Danny Phantom crossover with the Spiderman MOVIES
Crossover - Spider-Man & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,149 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
An Unfortunate Arrangement by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
Sakura was sent to Suna for a mission that will take the rest of her life, not knowing what to expect she goes and finds out the horrible news!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
8 Simple Rules for Dating Dr Temperance Brennan by Krys33 reviews
The title says it all. Eight rules, two friends, one evening. [BB, one shot]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
On the House by Red Quartz reviews
Iruka sensei gets a little tipsy... IruKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Broken Dreams by shadowarwen reviews
Harry's routine letters stop coming. The Order is too concerned with a development in the Department of Mysteries to notice. What happens when they finally do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,334 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Bday fic by Silent Angel 1291 reviews
It’s Naruto’s eighteenth birthday and he plans to reveal his latest prank: TruthorDareNoJutsu! ShinoKiba, NejiShika, SasuNaru. This is the Bday minific I promised in “Flowers”.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Angel Wings and Platforms by Apherion reviews
Between dares and friends, what's a girl to do? Especially when the dare consists of dying your hair blond, being drowned in glitter, and having to wear angel wings could singing in a bar get any worse? [Rated 4 Language] [R&R Flames 2]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Foul Deed by Beertree reviews
Shortly after the Autobots awaken on Earth, Hound encounters some wildlife much to the chagrin of the other Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Good Favors by Kowinj reviews
James asks Remus to watch over Sirius while he asks Lilly on a date, but Sirius doesn't like being left in the dark about it. RXS Yaoi Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bad Cop by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1ish: Brawl gets his Alternator upgrade. Run, Swindle, run.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Brawl, Vortex - Complete
An Akatsuki April Fools by kidscanfly reviews
Deidara wants to see Itachi's eye twitch. Sasori and Kisame spill their guts out laughing. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
PB and Snot Cookies by Era Telris reviews
ZachBooth. Sequel to “Zaddy and Peanut Butter versus Conspiracy Man” The aftermath of Goodman’s phone call. Hints of Mpreg.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
Peanut Butter by Era Telris reviews
Prequel to “Zaddy and Peanut Butter versus Conspiracy Man” Zach’s babysitting and herein is the simple story of how Zaddy’s sidekick was named.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
Zaddy and Peanut Butter versus Conspiracy Man by Era Telris reviews
Goodman makes the mistake of trying to interact with the squints outside of work, luckily he can leave a message.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
A Friendly Warning by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Hinata] With a growing relationship between Naruto and Hinata, Neji decides to give Naruto a talk... or more accurately, a sound thrashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 617 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of Mothering by Author Gal reviews
It was just a tiny word, hardly significant. She’d heard it before, and she would hear it many times more. But this time it was different, and she would cherish that moment for the rest of her life. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
0700 hours at the Ark by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl has an...interesting day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Helping Hand by Lotus Aia reviews
The other Shinobi decide to give Iruka a helping hand in gaining a little spark in his life, because everyone needs a spark in their life! 'Spark' being booze of course. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
An Unwelcome Recollection by crazyocelot reviews
Post KOTOR 1, Revan's memories slowly begin filtering back to her, but one of these memories may threaten her relationship with Carth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Lunch Break by Freedom Aozu reviews
Remus invites Sirius to his room for lunch... and finds more than food on the menu. Yaoi, Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bathtime Madness by BitterEloquence reviews
Sometimes, you just can't win, Iruka discovers. With a lover like Hatake Kakashi, anything can happen and even the sweetest of gestures can become complicated [OneShot KakaIru] No warnings, just good clean fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Starved by mosylu reviews
During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
A Month of Hell by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE]Inuyasha Takahashi thought every girl loved him, or so he thought. One girl despises him and can't even stand to be around him....Kagome Higurashi. When these two meet there will be hell. well, mostly for Inuyasha, anyway [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Backfired by DesertCat87 reviews
G1: Sideswipe gets a good laugh. Can't say much more than that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2005
A Bot's Best Friend by DesertCat87 reviews
G1: Sideswipe finds a stray dog and gives him a home. If Sunstreaker will allow it anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2005
Balancing Act by Reinbeauchaser reviews
A ninja must master his environment no matter what, even if you've lost a bet. Raph centric. A plot bunny I discovered from a commercial I saw online. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
The Experiment by jadzialove reviews
After participating in an experiment proposed by Ron, Harry is left questioning his sexuality and starts seeing the world in a whole new light. Slash HP&GW Mentions SB&RL RW&HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Varying Shades of Red by Neurotica reviews
One-Shot. Revised. AU. Truths Universe. Voldemort, the prophecy, the wizarding world's impending doom... Anything but this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Backfire by MariaShadow reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker get a little in over their heads.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2005
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Humorous World of the Transformers by Maverick Hunter Cyros reviews
The Transformers Armada universe has just gotten a little weirder... complete with robot penguins, giant bombs, crushes on Alexis and camoes!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
A Fairly Odd Event by Little Red1 reviews
Harry is unexpectedly cornered without his glasses, without his wand, and clad only in a towel with a bottle of shampoo to defend himself. Sounds like a party. [ slash HxD, one-shot ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Touch of Human Kindness by Lady Laran reviews
Perceptor learns about two conflicting human emotions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2001
Sanctuary by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Warning! Child abuse theme. Harry becomes ill and must have help. Uncle Vernon gets his due. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/3/2000 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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