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Joined 03-20-08, id: 1529331, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Thanks to anyone who has read - even a chapter of - my stories. It is greatly appreciated that you enjoy reading something that I enjoy writing so much. I love you all and love your reviews. It is a great joy to read all of your comments. And it is fun to write for other's enjoyment. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

Currently, I am in the middle of assembling playlist for Two Can Tango. Can't Stop Loving You playlist is finally ready (except for a couple songs). I hope you like it. Just click on the homepage link to listen!

Here's the Two Can Tango photo album: http://www.thetwilightsaga.com/photo/albums/two-can-tango

I have an very open mind, regarding fanfiction so feel free to send me suggestions via email.


FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS: Truthfully, I prefer all genres of music. Right now, I really like Maroon 5, Coldplay, Michael Bublé, Michael Jackson, Ne-Yo, Hiroshima, Dashboard Confessional, Daft Punk, Corrine Bailey Rae, Kirk Franklin, Alicia Keys, John Legend, Robin Thicke, Imogen Heap, Death Cab for Cutie, Frou Frou, Paramore, Flyleaf, Adele.

THEME SONG FOR MY LIFE (AS OF RIGHT NOW): "Wondaland" by Janelle Monae

FAVORITE LITERATURE (BESIDES TWILIGHT) - The Color Purple by Alice Walker, Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel, 1984 and Animal Farm by George Orwell, Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr, The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton, The Nature of Jade by Deb Caletti, The Giver by Lois Lowry, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, The Bible (King James Version)

FAVORITE MOVIES: The Notebook, Memoirs of a Geisha, Johnson Family Vacation, The Color Purple, Spider-Man 2, The Illusionist, Grease (ABSOLUTE FAVORITE), Dreamgirls, Big Fish, Jumper, Head of State, Guess Who, The Cat in the Hat, Liar Liar, Fun with Dick and Jane, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and lots others.

FAVORTIE TV SHOWS: Legend of the Seeker, So You Think You Can Dance, Jepoardy, Wheel of Fortune, Sex and the City, The Bernic Mac Show, Harper's Island


Two Can Tango Links (just imagine Edward and Bella dancing like this):

Sara and Danny Argentine Tango (watch for human preztel) to "Whatever Lola Wants (Gotan Project Remix)": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD8hF6GzpXI

Argentine Tango montage from "So You Think You Can Dance": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-GEHHWv04

"Whatever Lola Wants" by Sarah Vaughn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g5YNPzr8NM

"Whatever Lola Wants (remix)" By Gotan Project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofekx-cILh4

SHOUTOUT TO JACKIE: You know you are seriously amazing. YOU ROCK!! Thank you so much. Now, Do the Aunt Jackie, Do the Aunt Jackie...She is inspiration and helps me transmit my ideas so they make sense to the rest of the world.


Okay this was sent to me from Nesrine after I reviewed for her story The Lion and The Lamb: PART TWO!:

--I sat, locked in a trance, as the last words soaked into my already melting
body. A blazing heat had risen on my cheeks, threatening to undo the last
ounce of solidity left in my coherence. I lifted my hand to my chest. The
beating of my heart pounded beneath my palm.--

--A knock sounded at the door, making me jump in embarrassment. "Just a
second!!"--

--I rose with shaking legs to answer the door. Suddenly, a splinter of wood
flew past me with a loud crack. I spied a silver blade poking through the
grain of my door.--

--"What the hell?"--

--The door continued to splinter and crack as, piece by piece, the woodwork
was hacked away. A dark hand, russet tanned and stained in soot, made its way
inside, grabbing for the handle. The door was flung open and there he stood.
Clad only in red suspenders that supported the weight of his mustard yellow
fireman's pants. They hung stacked above his boots.--

--Air left my lungs in a woosh, and I lost balance. I went toppling to my
knees, and the fireman struck out a thick muscle-bound arm to catch me. I
clung to him in breathlessness.--

--"Ma'am, are you alright?" he asked. His voice was heavy and deep.--

--I nodded and looked up into his licorice eyes, where black hair fell into
them, touching the tops of his cheekbones, which held the same bronze and soot
pallette.--

--"I'm here for the fire," he said.--

--"What fire?"--

--"The fire...in your pants."-

I saw this on ILOVEJAMES3's profile and I almost cried as I gasped at everything I remembered...

Do YOU remember the 90s??...

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . .

If the fanfic Two Can Tango makes you want to sign up for Edward's tango class, copy and paste this into your profile. :)

If you love Twilight so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.

If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading the Twilight series without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.

Okay...now read my stories and review them...PLEASE?

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
The Sixth Experiment by forever.stuck.in.her.dreams reviews
In 1901 the Volturri did an experiment with 5 vampire couples to try and get them to have offspring, it worked but not to the Volturri's liking. Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie think they are the only vampires born but is there a 6th experiment
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Beloved Monster by Clichesbullet reviews
Nessie is sixteeen - five, actually - and she decides it's time to start keeping secrets. Jacob is afraid of loving Nessie; Nessie is afraid of Jacob himself and Edward is just afraid of Jacob touching his daughter. Now complete and edited .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Employee Benefits by KayBressi reviews
Bella lives and works with her best friend Alice. What happens when Bella falls for her boss, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,436 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red September by school.and.boredom.suck reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are brothers in a band. Alice and Rosalie forced Bella to watch one of their gigs and go backstage. You could call it love at first sight, or whatever. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,309 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
I'm Yours by ally734 reviews
When she finally got a chance to exit the building she walked straight towards the side alley where she knew he’d be waiting.Her own Edward Cullen and his own shiny Volvo. Who knew fairytales really do come true? After all, Bella Cullen’s surely did…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Your Not Alone by Tao-Ri-Sarra reviews
Even though Bella thinks she's all alone at night, she's really not at all. Within the shadows lurks the most beautiful being known to walk upon this wretched earth, watching the amazingly angelic girl in her sleep, protecting her from all evil.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Switzerland Under Siege by VeroniqueC reviews
In this story, Bella has to come to grips with the fact that she is very much in love with two very different and often times, very dangerous, "men". There will be alternating stories between Jacob and Edward. Enjoy peoples!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,993 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Summer Heat by Peacebonded reviews
The past few months had been beyond chaotic, thus the Summer Queen had begun making it routine to visit her boyfriend's unusual quarters to vent about all she was forced to put up with. Seth/Aislinn, Oneshot.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Do Fish Get Thirsty? by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
Threequel" to 'Always' and 'Winter of Our Discontent.' Follow along as Bella and Edward continue down their twisted path, picking up a couple miracles along the way. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,683 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Parody of a Pregnancy by sharpie x3 reviews
My name is Edward Cullen, and I know how to play my cards right. Let me explain. I am a vampire, an incubus. My goal in life, or rather existence, is to impregnate young female humans. Mature Parody of the first night of Edward and Bella's honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Edward - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Solstice by legallyxbrunette reviews
Edward and Bella are happily engaged, preparing for eternal life together. Only a few things happen to the couple in the course of two months that could change their plans forever. Tons of humor. Give it a chance :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,045 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Winter of Our Discontent by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
Sequel to "Always: A Teenage Love Affair"! Follow along as Edward and Bella embark down their joined path. The path will be wrought with forks and stepping stones. Can their "teenage love affair" survive the obstacles adulthood will throw their way? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,243 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Becoming A Cullen by Bella4Edward reviews
This is Bella's story of her wedding night and her tranformation. Please R&R! Rating M for the next chapter and the ones yet to come!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,206 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Always: A Teenage Love Affair by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
This is the story of how, in the course of one summer, we went from being lifelong friends to passionate lovers. A story of the loss of the innocence and purity of two broken souls, destined for one another. ExB! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,081 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Compromise by xStayWithMe reviews
Chapter 20 - Compromise - in Edward's POV. One of the many ones out there, but please read and review! Starts all the way from when they first arrive at Edward's house and up till the proposal.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Other Swan Girl by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Cassie Swan was a good girl gone bad. It all started after a trip to Italy and her parents death. She is now in Forks with Bella and Charlie because she got caught doing things she shouldn't. I wonder what trouble she'll stir up? BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Coming of age by caracol reviews
Companion piece to "A rite of passage" from EPOV: A story of self discovery and loss of innocence, through love, sex and friendship. Must be read after or concurrently. Very OOC. All very human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
The Impulsive Nature of Love by LordLanceahlot reviews
On Will's first night over, Elle agonizes over the pressing issue of pajama choice. Oh, and the drop dead gorgeous guy who will be staying about twenty feet from her bedroom. And keeping said gorgeous guy away from her parents. And the baby pictures.
Avalon High - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
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Two Can Tango reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Can't Stop Loving You reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Two Can Tango: Censored Sensuals reviews
Scenes that didn't make the Teen-rated cut. "Naughty" sister of Two Can Tango! Complete for now... Haven't read Two Can Tango? No fear. This can be an independent read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope: A sequel to The Love Child reviews
Hope, now twelve years goes to live with her Aunt Bella and Uncle Edward. Family secrets kept under hush hush are now exposed as they discover bonds are never broken. UPDATE: Hope is turning sixteen and finds love. But is history doomed to repeat itself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
LOST reviews
This shouldn't have happened. Never. Looking around me all I could see was utter destruction. Absolute catastrophe." Bella becomes a victim in her mind...sounds better than you think...Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella
The Love Child reviews
Bella ends up pregnant and now has to decide which desire of hers is higher: To become a vampire or to have a child? Story follows the journey of a family through the revelation of what it means to have a love child.short story. there is a sequel. review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete