YaoiInducedComa
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Joined 03-20-08, id: 1529878, Profile Updated: 07-18-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Code Geass, and Harry Potter.

name: just call me Coma

Age: 21

Gender: FanGirl...its a gender in its own right

Quotes:

"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'." -Fall Out Boy's 'Sophmore Slump or Comeback of the Year'

"Your eggo is preggo." -the movie 'Juno'

"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet." -the movie 'Juno

"I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead." Anonymous

"Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back." Anonymous

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Anonymous

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Anonymous

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." Anonymous

"The world is full of oxygen thieves." Anonymous

"I reject your reality and substitute my own". Anonymous

"Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid" Anonymous

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!" Anonymous

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'" Anonymous

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!" Anonymous

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject." Anonymous

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault." Anonymous

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions." Anonymous

"Randomness is the base of conversation." Anonymous

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet." Anonymous

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference." Anonymous

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever." Anonymous

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion." Anonymous

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them." Anonymous

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass." Anonymous

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film." Anonymous

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." Anonymous

"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me." Anonymous

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." Anonymous

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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Painted Angels by WinJennster reviews
Castiel Novak is an author, and his most successful book is about the failed relationship he had in college with a painter. It didn't last, but he finds himself back in the place where it all started for a book signing. When his former love shows up for the book signing, Cas finds all his old wounds open again. (Destiel)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,027 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Been A While by ClassicLover984 reviews
He ran! He freakin' ran away! He didn't say bye or I'm going or Sasuke you suck as a best friend! Four years! It took him four years to come back home and nothing feels right. Sasuke pouts, "This is stupid! What happened anyway!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,543 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61 reviews
Non-magic AU. When Narcissa Malfoy interferes in Draco's life, she changes not only her son's, but another boy's life as well. A boy who has been through more tragedies than he'd care to admit. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 247,738 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Past Present and future by Inu-bitch reviews
Sasuke has returned to the village finds but what does he find out about his former lover since he’s been gone? SasuxNaru, NejiXNaru hints of GarraXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,437 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Driver by Dominate One reviews
Naruto, a Uchiha Crops chauffeur to the youngest son who is well known as a playboy who refused to settle down with just one person. NaruSasuNaru SasuX NaruX Abuse, Anal, Angst, Humil, Language, M/F, M/M, SH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,549 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Beautiful Disaster by DrarryForever-x reviews
Draco is a Healer, Harry is an Auror. When an accident sends Harry to St Mungo’s and into Draco’s care, they begin to wonder if things can ever go back to the way they were. HarryxDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,437 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Return to Sender by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy hated living in Muggle London. That was until the day he started to receive Harry Potter's mail.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Inheritance by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Inheritance was usually a time when young witches and wizards get a massive power boost and an enhancement to their abilities on their sweet sixteenth birthday. Of course, Harry Potter wasn’t a normal wizard. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Could Save Me by Harry Fado reviews
Puck is a bodyguard who takes on a privileged client. Sparks of all kinds fly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,778 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Sasuchan in Art School by Kasa Nichi reviews
Sasuke dislikes people but when he meets his loud, immature, sexy roommate, he can’t help but like him-a lot. How can Sasu handle the feelings Naru evokes in him and how will Naru keep his hands off Sasu? Well, he won't. fluffy,tons of smut Narusasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,102 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The New Kid is a Rock Star! by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sasuke is a rock star, he's been in the business ever sine he could remember. Now his brother is making him finish high school in a public school. With fan girls and boys, drugs, drinking, parties, and a certain blonde involved, chaos ensues. Au NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,018 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being This Boy by IceQueenRia reviews
A student adds something to Draco and Rons potions causing the two to switch bodies. Forced to pose as Harry Potter's best friend, Draco finds his feelings of hatred begin to change into something else. Harry/Draco a bit of Harry/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Neighbors with Benifits? by inuharrytwiclique reviews
I think you like me, your just to blinded by hate to see it". Welcome to the fab. version of my SasuNaru. They are new neghbors as almost always but new unexpeted things are bound to happen when your neighbor is either Sasuke or Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Proposal by SellyDHBru reviews
Interesting things happen when one is drunk and is forced to spend time in the presence of his arch-nemesis… Secrets are discovered, mysteries unveiled and could the impossible be possible after all? There is only one way to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 97,107 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cheat by xrosepetalsx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the same girlfriend, but it’s imperative Sakura doesn’t find out they know about her cheating ways. What will come of these two’s situation, and there unusual attraction to one another? Sasunaru onesided Sasusaku and Narusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Counting Time by bevino reviews
How do you tell the one you love that you love them? How do you tell them you're sick? Naruto didn't care, really. He had already given up. Twoshot, NaruSasu, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Their Unconquerable Souls by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Connected by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto hardly see's life outside the four walls of his room, because of his illness. Yet, he meets someone on the internet... Maybe this chance meeting could change his life. Sasuke and Naruto. Sasunaru... beautiful.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bloodlines by Disgruntled Minion reviews
To Sasuke the race track was a place of serious skill, competitive spirit, winner circles, and the steady beat of hoofs on the dirt ground. All that though was about to change thanks to the tracks newest jockey. AU:SasuNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,797 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Untouchable reviews
VampFic...All Naruto wants is to be an Untouchable at Konoha high and to be with Sasuke but he doesn't know that it come at a price...but is Sasuke willing to let Naruto in? Pairs: SasuNaruSasu GaaraOC NejiShika more? My first Fic...please read and review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,013 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forever reviews
Harry and Draco are happily in love...until Harry decides to ask Draco questions that could break his heart...Harry/Draco ONESHOT but I could be persuaded to add a second chapter Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Suzaku be nimble, Lelouch be quick reviews
ONESHOT! Lelouch and Suzaku are supposed to study but when Lelouch bails on him Suzaku is forced to search for his friend....and all Lelouch wants to do is play a little jump rope...LelouchXSuzaku PWP Gift for astoroche!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Little Meltdown Incident reviews
Abandoned by his twin Sasuke moves to get away from her memory only to find her again posing as the lead guitarist for Little Meltdown Incident with a blond sex god named Naruto...drama in prologue but humor after...SasuNaruSasu Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.