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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

hi! hello! i am katharine perrotta. i am 15 years old and i live in australia. kangaroo is my main mode of transportation. i own one. his name is billy.

i can play the ukulele, i like writing songs about harry potter and doctor who, though the rhymes are contrived and i make up the majority of the chords i use. i have a tumblr and a twitter, which are quality. i love tea. i spend the majority of my time listening to classical music and trying not to cry.

if you have a request, tell me the request. i will probably write it for you. especially if it's your birthday.

this is my next gen casting. this is my marauders casting.

so long and dftba, yo.

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Write Your Own Song by Maxiekat reviews
Jack survives the shooting. He has a long recuperation ahead of him, plus Bobby's being a nag, Jerry's worrying constantly, and Angel's thinking about proposing to Sofi. If that wasn't enough, a new threat arises just as life starts to get back to normal. COMPLETE
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,789 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Jack M., Bobby M., Angel M., Jeremiah M. - Complete
distorted reflection by escapedreality reviews
Because you're two of a kind, peas in a pod if you will, and you both are well aware that the other would done the same thing had positions been switched. Dominique/Lysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Dominique W., Lysander S. - Complete
The Nights by altoidslove31 reviews
The nights that changed James and Lily's lives. Please R&R :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We Were Infinite Once by on rooftops reviews
"She likes me," he tells the hag, because the night before she had kissed him; she had brushed her hands over his spine and her fingertips had trailed lightning across his skin. — Lily/James - For Ela
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That Bloody Hair by stephanieflautist reviews
"Not for the first time, Lily wondered what the big deal was about James Potter's hair." Lily/James. This is a one-shot based on a picture from devianart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quidditch Shirt by jamespotterthefirst reviews
Drabble. Lily/James fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Magic In Her Smile by M'rika reviews
'"I love you, you know," he murmured. "You'll get over it," she told him airily. "You're not the first person to tell me, and I'm sure you won't be the last."' James and Lily banter. Oneshot. All kinds of fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Over Fruit Punch by Take this to Heart reviews
James Potter has said, "I like you" countless times. He's said it over dinner, over homework, over-excitedly, even over Sirius' head in the hallway. When Lily Evans says it, it's over fruit punch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
St James of Gryffindor by M'rika reviews
James wonders if Lily would prefer him in armour. Oneshot. A marauders in their dormitory fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Staring by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
A short, strange, story written in second person perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Runons Have Got a Certain Rhythm by on rooftops reviews
Lily Evans had a love affair with Muggle poetry. — Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Beautiful Day by M'rika reviews
The entire family came together to watch the Royal Wedding, but Victoire had an unusual response to Kate's dress. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
It's Only Love by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE-SHOT. James Potter had never been one to second guess himself or hesitate when it came to girls. If it was any other bird, then he would have asked her to dance... but she was Lily Evans and she really messed him up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tell Me What Your Best Friend Knows by Flightless as a Bird reviews
Just some L/J fluff. A meeting in the common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Curse by TigerLily-112 reviews
Potter boys are destined for red-heads, there really is no use in fighting it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Friends Since Childhood by AceTiff12 reviews
See profile for full summary. Typical theme: Two childhood friends grow up and through the obstacles of life find out that they are perfect for each other. SasuSaku. OOC. Slightly AU ? C&C appreciated. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Knave of Tarts by Froody reviews
"Bring – me – back – my – tart!" - In which Lily requires pudding, and James provides. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Salt and Rust by M'rika reviews
Lily and James' first kiss. "Salt and rust. It's what he tasted of the first time I kissed him. I hadn't planned to do it. Originally, I'd planned to do the exact opposite. I had intended to always hate James Potter." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You Picked Me by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. A short rendition of how Lily Evans finally told James Potter that she loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Arrhythmia by with the monsters reviews
Sometimes, just sometimes, you have to call your best friend out. - -JamesOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - James S. P., OC - Complete
We're Disbelieving Unbelievers by on rooftops reviews
"I'm a Greengrass, we were bred for shagging." / Draco smirked. "Oh, right. I'd forgotten your family tree included Aphrodite and Eros both." — Draco/Astoria - for Tat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Konoha High School by FloFlower1730 reviews
The girls are in a band they don't know till the first big concert NejixTen ShikaxIno NaruxHina KibaxTema SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
Strawberry Tomato Lolipop by angel puppeteer reviews
He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Guide for boredom! by SakuraUchiha93 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura telling you what you can do when you are bored. SasuxSaku. Remember to review! Or I'll eat your babies....sry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto High The place where nothing is normal by Itachi-kunsOneTrueLover reviews
Sakura is the new student at HILHS. There she has a run in with the charming Sasuke Uchiha. All goes well until a forgotton will is uncovered. Will life ever be the same for the rosette teen? SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,590 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
iPod Enticement by heart-away reviews
Ino had always told Sakura that with her unnatural obsession with her iPod, she’d never get a life.....when in reality she got more than intended.... Sasusaku Au.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Hair by silver-nightstorm reviews
Sasuke makes a list of all the things he hates about Sakura. Little does he know that a certain pink-haired kunoichi is spying on him, like usual. Has some stupid-funny parts. One-shot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lovers to Never? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
[SEQUAL to Enemies to Couples?] Now that Sasuke and Sakura are officially couples, things don't go the way it should be. When heartbreaking events pass their way, will they keep holding on or give up? [SasuSaku] Au. Language. Also NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It Started With A Kiss! by snow-maiden13 reviews
Sakura, a cheery senior high school student has been in loved with the genius and heartthrob Sasuke. When a sudden tragedy brings them together in one house, will love see it through?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,621 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Sakura by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Ewwwww! Daddy is kissing mommy!" A little male voice exclaimed. Both parents broke their lips apart, their heads simultaneously turning to look at the intruder. /Sequel to: My Life With Sasuke Uchiha/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,461 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
hey angel girl by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Missa. AU. In the five minutes between classes, Sasuke and Sakura walk together and discuss Starbucks, the Plain White T's, and Sasuke's Mafia connections. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
fly away with me by extraordinaire reviews
AU SasuSaku. "Because this world is one big list of endless chores that you complete because you want to do something right in this world so you don’t end up a Lost Cause. And when when the day is done, the only thing left to do is ask; paper or plastic?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Life With Sasuke Uchiha by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Have you ever wondered how it is to live with the Uchiha prodigy? It's crazy really. How would i know? Well... My name is Haruno Sakura. I am Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend... And I just recently moved in with him. /Sequel to: Go Ahead Kill Me/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Barbie Battle by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because Ken was one handsome stud with his golden-blonde tresses and his enticing six-pack, so any girl would easily fall for him — just as easily as a boyfriend could get jealous of him. Sasuke blamed Christian Bale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elevator by aprilfreak101 reviews
One elevator. One hot summer. Two people. HOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Song by Domestic Servant reviews
Sasuke is given the task of finding a song he and Sakura can dance to at their wedding. Naruto helps, Kakashi walks on air, and Sai breaks and enters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Kickass and The Jackass by devilforktail reviews
One thing he realized that made him terrified was the fact that he was in love with pink haired freak. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,522 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Reason by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ His habit: Get in bed, wrap an arm around her waist, let his chest press against her back. Then sleep. "Do you take Haruno Sakura, to be your wife? Through thick and thin, sickness and health..blahblahblah.." Pause. Nod. "I do." Smirk. I do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tied Together by xX-BeArHuGs-Xx reviews
I CHANGED MY PENNAME!from XXXnightcrawlerXXX to this new one. one sleepover. one prank. naruto glued Sasuke's hand to Sakura's for revenge. how will they take it? pairings:SasuSaku,NejiTen,ShikaIno,NaruHina. my 1st fanfic so REVIEWS! flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How I Survived My Own Personal Hell by Blooming Moon reviews
AU ON HOLD My life is a living hell. There’s boys, grades, crushes, break-ups, make-ups, peer pressure, pimples, boys, drama, boys, boys, and did I mention boys? Well that’s not even the worst when it comes to High School! There's Uchiha Sasuke! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
So Worth It by MightyMightyMafia reviews
SASUSAKU- That skirt is just short enough.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner by Xmarksthespot reviews
How can I NOT know what Sasuke's favorite food is? I've known him for so many years - we're even dating! ....Time to investigate. SasuxSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuSaku: A new Challenge by ChasingKyuubi109 reviews
After Sasuke returns from Orochimaru's, he and Sakura become inseperable. But when a drastic mistake is made, they realize that Sasuke's clan ressurection plans are coming faster then they planned for...OOC-ness! R&R the button won't bite u!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Saturday by Strawberry Shake reviews
“You know, Tenten, grocery shopping with you is as bad as I thought it would. It’s actually pretty fun.” NejiTen with a bit of SasuSaku. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A man's heaven in a Bsized cup by mctwisps reviews
You wouldn't..." -smirk- "AHH! YOU TOUCHED MY-..." haha. SASUSAKU crack fic. well... it's crack-ish so give me my props peoples! haha... enjoy! R&R! totally random btw...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomato Kisses by StrawberryBananas reviews
In which the group goes grocery shopping, and Sakura admits she hates tomatoes. How does Sasuke react? Better yet, can he convince her otherwise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interruptions by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sasuke and Sakura want to have their intimate alone times. But they find themselves to always be interrupted by their four year-old son as he bombards them with questions concerning their—err—suggestive positions. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Problems of the Uchiha by nobleflutter reviews
Okay, nobody's pefect right? So what happends when Sakura finds Sasuke's problems? Oneshot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Meaning of a Name by FallenAngel92 reviews
I can't belive this! -falls over in laughter- NEJITEN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Ways to Sakura's heart by Strawberry Shake reviews
Sakura decided it was time to teach Naruto a little something about girls. C'mon! The guy's clueless... SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno and NaruHina... Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm not gay! by mctwisps reviews
But I thought you were gay." "WHAT THE HELL! WHERE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH DID YOU GET THAT ASSUMPTION!" "Well usually when a man doesn't like women, he's gay." "I'll prove it." "How?" -smirk- R&R! sasusaku crack-fic. Poke fun at Sasuke's sexuality!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secretly by Graceless Uchiha reviews
He had never used the word to describe someone before, but it had never been so fitting. "She's...beautiful." SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think I'm in Love by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke thinks that he might be in love, but he isn't quite sure being how he never got to experience such a thing. And though he knows that he doesn't deserve her, he's willing to do anything to find out if it's love. Intoxicating amount of fluff. SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
秘書のふしだら by RoseGuilfoyle reviews
Hyuuga Neji is desperate for a new secretary, until he finds Tenten. One problem, though. He thinks he just might love her. And the way she dresses and acts just isn't helping. NejiTen Slight SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno Rated High T for High Perversion
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Funfair at Konoha by nobleflutter reviews
Sakura was minding her own buisness, and then boom! She's at the Konoha funfair, with Sasuke! Why with Sasuke? He's not the type for funfairs... For Nami86 on deviant. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Kiss Myths by Pinboo reviews
12 different short drabbles about kiss. Oneshot. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yamanaka Ino's Party by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku. NejiTen. ShikaIno. NaruHina./ "Has it ever occurred to you that maybe he actually wants to kiss you, even though he's drunk?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
I Didn't Die by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ She saw him die. It had been 2 years since that incident, and now Lee wants Sakura to see something... or rather someone. "You were supposed to be dead."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry Bubbles by Inuyasha4eva reviews
After a hard day of training, Sasuke goes over to Sakura's for a well needed bubble bath. What more can be said? OneShot. Slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Benefits by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Sometimes, Kakuzu hated Hidan's eyes. They were so [WIDEandCUTEandfuckingPURPLE]... UKE! That manipulative asshole. [KakuHidan][Happy late birthday, smexykakuzuman!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hyuuga and Uchiha Prodigy to English Dictionary by RoseGuilfoyle reviews
In the world of Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke, only two girls understand their little prodigy language. [NejiTen] [SasuSaku] [Rated K PLUS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Not So Easy by xoEnviousLust reviews
Falling for him? That was Easy….Marrying him? That was Easy… Telling him she’s carrying his child? Not so Easy...Generation Two Now Included!Summary inside! [SakuxSasu, Sakuraxsasuke, sasusaku, sasuke sakura][Complete!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,481 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Troubles Of Chibis by Bombsauce reviews
What happens when,during a mission neji,tenten,sasuke,sakura,naruto and hinata are turned into 3 years olds! what ever will tsunade do with these little babies! pairings sasusaku,nejten,naruhina rated T for tsunade's bad mouth and mine
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006
Neji and Tenten: 100 Moments by infinite vertigo reviews
100 moments for Neji and Tenten! Moment 100: Memory [99 small tiny moments... create a lifetime of memories.][Genre: Romance, General, Slight Humor][Please R&R!][Warning:OoCness][COMPLETED!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 94,369 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Mission: Sleepover by Your Pet Peeve reviews
Naruto and all the other charaters are told to do the hardest mission they have ever been on. Go to a sleepover. Rated T for language, themes and noises in closet. [My old format]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainbows by thunder skies reviews
She entices him with her rainbow hair and golden smile. [RemusTonks drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/6/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Cruise romances by SomethinSpecial reviews
its their summer before high school and sakura got tickets to go on a cruise with her 3 friends. They meet the boys...in a spa..and just met sakura's and ino's rivals Pairings...Sasusaku shikaino naruhina nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007
When Sasuke Doesn't Pay Attention by Requiem of Flames reviews
After training in the forest all morning, Naruto leaves to get some ramen…leaving Sasuke and Sakura alone. Unfortunately for Sakura, Sasuke doesn’t seem to talkative. What will Sakura do to fix that? [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Typical Day? by bishie-otaku reviews
A busy day. A busy schedule. The stress, the boredom…the romance? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Obessession by SkyBell reviews
There was a little dark blue book. Sasuke's diary to be presice. Why did fate do this and what will Sasuke do when he finds out Sakura has it? Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Proposing by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
Fred and Bill were both wet and had guilty looks on their faces, and Charlie seemed to be sulking. George was humming ‘What Child Is This?’ under his breath, Harry was smirking, and Ron, Ron was getting ready to propose. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Fixation by Elli Cole reviews
[SasuSaku] 'Do you like me' Those words rang in his head as he turned to face her. 'No.' It was a lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bubbles by Miyu-sama reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot, it’s about two years that Sasuke is back and nearly everything turned back to normal… well, except Sasuke’s image of wishes. But what have bubbles to do with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Comprehension by Little Miss Escapist reviews
Ino tries to understand. [drabbleish. onesided sasusaku. inosaku friendship.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of Hearts by Illusive Boi reviews
OOC,AU Sausaku: Haruno Sakura has been victim of Sasuke's pranks for seven and a half years but one day she feels different about him and a relation begins to bloom over the years time jump happens. R&R with ideas and I'll see what ideas I can put in.D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Naruto ON AIM by SomethinSpecial reviews
Wat Happens when Naruto and the gang get Aim? Who knows chaoas, romance, fights, and watnot. Pleaz Read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
The Importance of Being Irish by fictionalcandie reviews
How do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Cherry by slayn-angel reviews
“Sasuke kun! I heard a rumor that if you can tie a knot with a cherry stem using your tongue, it means you’re a good kisser!” [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promises, Wishes and Christmas by dark1408 reviews
Sasuke smiled softly and embraced her, both unaware of the audience behind them. It was not until Shikamaru muttered ‘troublesome’ did they break apart, blushing furiously. Naruto grinned brightly. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Marshmallow Collection by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[50themes]A collection of sweet, soft, and fluffy SasuSaku fics. 11th: It was the little moments that mattered. [all your chibi!SasuSaku fantasies]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,509 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Happy Ending by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
I was a normal boy, then I became an avenger. Now I am a lover and the father of two. This is my story. This is my happy ending. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SUSH combo: High on Fluff by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Collection of SasuSaku oneshots! Story 13: It was the First Fall of Snow when they met the first fall of snow when they confessed, the first fall of snow when they were separated. And again, it was the first fall of snow when they were reunited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,149 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Animals by WhItE RaBbIt101 reviews
Sakura gets into a fight with her mother and runs away. While she is walking she sees Sasuke driving home and he offers her a ride. One thing leads to another and they end up by an abandoned train station, what will happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon A September by snow-maiden13 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's known for dominating his school, til a new girl faces him. She's Haruno Sakura & she's a fighter. Sakura receives the 'blue tag' and she officially becomes his next victim. Will she save herself from his cruelty or will she fall for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,761 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Were Mine by WhItE RaBbIt101 reviews
Sakura gets a part time job as a waitress, but when almost every man on the bar starts hitting on her how will Sasuke react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's Life by Hinata-hime reviews
AU Take a slightly emotional female, and mix that with an extremely unemotional male. What do you get? Total. Highschool. Chaos. Plain and simple. SasuSaku plus NejiTen, KibaHinaNaru, InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,909 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marriage? by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“Do you? Haruno Sakura” blah blah “take Uchiha Sasuke” blah blah “to be your husband? blah blah “to be with this man for the rest of your freakin days?” [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Toying With Fire by blissyblissliss reviews
[Oneshot SasuSaku] Sakura gets talked into doing a dare which involves Uchiha Sasuke. Will it get them closer, or will she be roasted in her attempt to complete the dare?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bending the Shinobi Ways by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Slight AUOOCOneshot SasuSaku As the saying goes, some rules are meant to be broken but he only said that he bent the rules. What exactly is he hiding and what's with a pink haired nin going to his house every night?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wishing Upon a Star by blissyblissliss reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke and Sakura share a quiet moment of stargazing together. Oneshot SasuSaku fluff! Written for Sasuke's birthday!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thank you by Mistress-sfc reviews
COMPLETE! I'm not very good at summaries (so what else is new ) This story contains SASUSAKU, shikaino, nejiten and naruhina. They are all older and 'wiser'. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,978 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
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littleown reviews
Even Lily Evans can misspeak, but honestly only when James Potter is around to catch it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
only four words, easy enough reviews
Jame's had felt the ring in his pocket and thought 'sure, why not now? It's as good a time as ever. I'll just pop down on one knee and say it, shall I'. Now he was there, and he couldn't quite remember how to make words properly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
doing my job for me reviews
Teddy was jealous because Victoire was doing his job for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
related reviews
Teddy and Victoire find that they are related. Oh dear. Something surely ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
distractions reviews
Lily doesn't want to be a hobo. Her boyfriend Shannon is not helping to prevent that. LilyxOC after book seven, obviously Lily Luna as in Harry's daughter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Isn't She Lovely? reviews
Just some daddy daughter fluff between Edward and Renesmee...Obviously set after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete