Yuki-and-Annabelle
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Joined 03-21-08, id: 1530107, Profile Updated: 01-27-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

01/27/12

Yuki: Wow, such a long time has passed since I've accessed this account. Looking back,Annabelle and I were seriously the wackiest people ever. I'm not deleting the older posts, maybe they will entertain some of you. Anywho, I'm by updating this since Annabelle is not with me to help me say goodbye. =)

For those of you who are wondering what happened to us and our stories. Well...most of them are still up for you to enjoy, but we have moved on. Yes, good things come to an end at some point and this account will not be used to post stories anymore. What happened to us? We're still friends (obviously) but this time we can be proud and say we're finally in high school. During the time gap, we had vanished from the writing world and spent a few years undercover as regular readers before popping out from our covers.

Now we have our own accounts and write our own stories. Just know that somewhere, floating amongst the thousands of fanfiction writers, we're still here creating our own little legends. What are we writing now? Well, I've diverged to the Naruto fandom to write down my obsessions with sasunaru. x) I don't want to speak for Annabella, but she has dove into the deep pits of some similar genre as well as continued to write things for Twilight.

We appreciate all the support all you guys have given us! We've left our stories for all of you to enjoy. And of course, this account will stay as it is; however, our stories won't be posted here anymore. =)

For the final time, bye-bye!!! ^^


03/21/08

Annabelle: So we're bffls who like to write fanfiction together and we also especially like to put ourselves INTO fanfiction. But we're pretty different: I'm crazy, she's not, I'm black, she's Asian, I'm insane, she's not, I like to talk a lot, she doesn't, I'm completely and totally mental, she's not.

Yuki: Okay, I think Annabelle got a little too crazy on a teensy little bio. I don't know that I'm not insane, or crazy, but yeah were totally different. You'll see I'm not a good as a writer as her but just stick with me. (Annabelle: Not true!!) Anyway on our latest story, you'll find me writing for Yuki and Edward. Oh and in real life I'll not all that dark, and definably not GOTH, but i do think sometimes i am a little prone to over reaction and sometimes my temper gets the best of me. (Oh and i think Annabelle talks too much, sometimes.)

(Annabelle: Two things: I DON'T talk that much -or that fast- and I also am as temperamental as Yuki, but MY specialty is REVENGE!! ;) So nobody likes to be on my F list)

(Yuki: Trust me DON'T!!)

Yuki: KAY!! Bye bye!!

Annabelle: TOODLES!!


06/06/08

Yuki: Hello everyone. I am happy to announce that me applying to become a beta reader DID NOT WORK!! ARGH!! Annabelle and I spent 30 minutes typing it up but NO!! it just HAD to disappear!!

Annabelle: The reason is because we don't have at least 5 stories published. So be happy because this means...WE'RE PUBLISHING AT LEAST TWO MORE STORIES!! You see, we have a few already written but just not published yet, so we'll just post them and then hopefully we'll be able to be betas!! WHOOPEE!! So be ready for insanity because I'm working on four different ones and have at least three more planned!!

Yuki: Lucky Annabelle has all the BRILLIANT IDEAS! She drives me crazy sometimes because after a weekend she comes to school, whining to me how she has yet ANOTHER idea. I am also glad to say that we will be working on 2 NEW fanfics TOGETHER!!

Annabelle: Cha the ones we have planned are so awesome it's ridiculous. To be totally honest, I drive MYSELF insane with all the ideas in my head sometimes. Then I just pour it all out on Yuki :) So anyway, you guys'll probably have about four more stories to read by us, more like five. So be happy!!

Yuki: Yeah and it is Annabelle who has ALL the time. ARGH!! I have finals in MIDDLE SCHOOL!! Jeez, two projects, etc, etc, etc. I CAN'T wait till school is over!!

Annabelle: If you haven't noticed, Yuki, we go to the same school, so I have the EXACT SAME THINGS TO DO. Honestly, the way you go on you'd think only YOU have to do this stuff. I'M STUDYING WITH YOU FOR THE FINALS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

Yuki: WELL YOU ARE TALKING TO THE PROCRASTINATOR HERE. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!! WELL... EXCEPT TAKING THE NOTES AND GETTING SUPPLIES AND, AND READING THE STINKING BOOK!! ALSO, YOUR LIKE A GENIUS IN SPANISH, COMPARED TO YOU I HAVE A B AND YOU HAVE A STINKIN' SOLID A!!

Annabelle: You know, it takes 30 longer to read all capital letters.

Yuki: of course I do, but I'm just too lazy to push the CAPS LOCK button, plus...

Annabelle: Plus what?

Yuki: Plus, my mom is probably going BERSERK right now!! Jeez, why are we even "passing notes" we are right next to each other!?

Annabelle: Cha I know kinda stupid. AND I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO LEAVE FOR THE LAST HOUR!!

Yuki: Okay FINE!! If you want me to leave I will. GOD!! GOOD BYE! (and i thought we were friends)

Annabelle: I don't WANT you to leave, and we're drops tone bffls, (black friends for life) not readjusts tone not bffls (best friends for life)! I just don't want you to get in trouble. (By the way, she's still Asian, she's just black at heart)

Yuki: What ever, I have to leave anyway tootles!! (YOU just keep on writin'!!)

Annabelle: Honestly, you're not even here anymore, it's stupid if I just write to myself. We'll I'll see anyone whose reading l8ter! salutes here's looking at you, kids.

Off to read fanfiction!!


11/11/08

Annabelle: I changed the pic without Yuki!! Whoops!! BUT I COULDN'T RESIST!! ROBERT PATTINSON GIVES CHICK A LICKIN'!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irresponsible Shippers by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Back AGAIN! Still the digitally remastered sumptuous edition director's cut. Sick and tired of reading weird pairings in Harry Potter fics? Me too. From Snape/Lily to Voldemort/McGonagall, I make fun of them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Isabella of Condre by Gorge on Life reviews
King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cruel Fate by ILuvFangs13 reviews
Bella is in an emotional turmoil. Victoria comes back. Edward attacks Bella. The unthinkable happens. Can they live with the consequences?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,688 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
A Light in the Dark by moor reviews
Kaname x Yuuki. Yuuki is lured to the private box in the theatre while she is monitoring the halls as Prefect for their school's cultural outing. Kaname waits for his chance, and makes sure Yuuki finds him. Rating now M for implied sexual content.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making A Home by Ranma15177 reviews
When a beautiful young woman decides to end the misery of her life, Carlisle picks up the pieces and helps her live again. Carlsile X Esme with young Edward in all his sardonic, sarcastic glory as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Forgotten by Tainy reviews
And then she felt the pull, the same one that made her run in the first place. Closing her eyes she could feel it coming towards her. Or rather, she was coming to him. Because she could feel it now, the presence of her loved one not so far ahead. SPOILER!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Dream Is You by Savannahbobanna reviews
Bella is about to jump off the cliff, but someone stops her. Someone she thought had forgotten her a long time ago. Takes place in New Moon... right before she jumps off the cliff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Let Her Touch His Vampire Fangs by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. A different take on the scene where Kaname let Yuki touch his fangs. Childhood memories, YukixKaname fluff.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5454 - Favs: 7,839 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's First Date by TheSingingGirl reviews
Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Sweet enough by RainyxKnight reviews
Kaname and Yuuki spend a day together in the garden... written for someone I respect very much! Kaname x Yuuki Oneshot Enjoy!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Until The Very End by Dodger Gilmore reviews
“I mean, isn’t anyone bothered that all four of us sacrificed our lives for him – no, no. Now we’re just expected to go promote his suicide because Dumbledore planned it that way!” The afterworld, moments before four of its members get pulled back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Curtains by Terez reviews
Alice tries to hang new curtains and Jasper has to help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Discotheque by Kellbella reviews
Oneshot where Edward reluctantly agrees to take Alice to a disco in 1978. He is not to happy about the idea of being humilitated wearing disco clothing. He really wants to run and hide, but would do anything for Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Christmas by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Kinda Sequel to Halloween. Bella and the Cullens celebrate the season. The girls tease the boys, Emmett get's Bella drunk, Edward wants to Kill him, Bella wants Edward to be with her. Fun ensuses at the Cullens...not to mention PRESENTS! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Butter! by la saboteuse reviews
Was anyone else saddened by the lack of newly-wed bliss in BD? Collected oneshots of what their honeymoon could have been like! NO lemons,but plenty of fluffy goodness along with some character exploration.Started writing before BD,so locations may vary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The FirstEver Spectacular Stephie Awards! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Reader-interactive awards-show-slash-parody. Categories such as "Worst sudden character turnaround," "Best Verbal Smack-Down By a Twilight Character," and "Skankiest Character." You vote by review, I parody the winners!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Edward Moments by la saboteuse reviews
B:"Yes, it is, so quit grumbling. I want to do all my snuggling in peace."...Some moments with Edward and Bella, from Edward's point of view. Different chapters don't necessarily have anything to do with each other unless otherwise indicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Candy Stripper by moor reviews
Trick or Treat, Kaname x Yuuki shippers! Aidou-torture included free of charge, too.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Breaking Dawn by MissMolly725 reviews
On the way home, Edward drove one handed while I began to think about Charlie's reaction. Well, worrying more like. Would he have a heart attack, or disown me?" Reviews get more chapters. I'll try to post new chapters when I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,779 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Pecs by la saboteuse reviews
This was actually first written in jest; my friend was bored, and I joked about writing a story about Edward's muscles--then I thought, 'Hey, why not? I'll try it' It has since evolved. So, check it out! It will put marvelous pictures in your head!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Fight by SacreJambons reviews
Rosalie yells at Bella, and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Murdering Angel: Rosalie's Story by LoveWillFindYou reviews
And with those to stand as his dying words, I snapped his neck. This is Rosalie's back story about her revenge on Royce King, as explained briefly in Eclipse! I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing. As always, please R/R. Thanks so much
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Everyone Needs Their Memories by ana anonymous reviews
When the Cullens left, Bella was changed in a way she wouldn't have preferred. years later, is she coping the way a normal person would? or does she need the help of some old friends to truly be the old Bella everyone knew and loved? better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Breaking Down: A Parody of a Parody by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Admit it: if you were satisfied by Breaking Dawn, it was only because of the major lulz provided. It was epic fail personified. With my trusty co-captain oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo, I set the record straight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Alice
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Frightening by BabelFish42 reviews
Jasper isn't one to wear his emotions on his sleeve. What was really going through his head during the fighting demonstration with Alice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Things Change, I Changed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
Edward leaves, and Victoria changes Bella. Repulsed at the sight of blood bella runs and doesn't looks back. Now, 45 years later she returns, to Forks, as do the Cullens. What happens when Edward isn't there, and she finds out he's now in Volterra? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Late by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Bella was being stalked by those four men in Port Angeles. What if Edward didn't make it in time? BxE 4 evah!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
You Make Me Happy by la saboteuse reviews
One-shot fluff. A wonderful morning shared by Edward and Bella...at Edward's house...heh-heh-heh...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Through Alice's Eyes by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - Things might have gone a bit differently if Alice had met Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Only Thing She Ever Feared by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Luna and Ginny encounter a Boggart, revealing their greatest fears. Oneshot. HxG. Set in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
It's THat Time of Month, Again by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Bella The Vampire by rosaliehale1995 reviews
Edward leaves Bella because of an incident,Bella becomes a vampire and hates Edward. Its been 80 years since they've seen each other. Then when they go to Forks they meet again. What will happen? Will they get back together or end up hating each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Pictures Frozen In Time by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
“Rest assured that when you are watching this, witnessing her pain, her last minutes to live were of agony she never has known before. You failed, Cullen. I won.” Bella, Alice, and Edward all watch James' tape. Three-shot. T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
The Death of Edward by bellacullen123 reviews
We've always read about Bellla's suffering when Edward left, but what about Edward? His suffering is prominent, too. This fanfic is about Edward's hard times during New Moon. I can't update very often, though. I don't always have access to the computer. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusk by Fluffisacoolword reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn; a continuation after Eclipse. Bella's wedding, transformation, and everything that changes in her life as a result. Also my entrance for Scipio'sgirl's Breaking Dawn competition . Rated M for some sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Surprise by Eowyn77 reviews
Carlisle is taken by surprise by two visitors -- Alice and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Roses and Mudbloods by Amiiix3 reviews
James sneaks up on Lily while she contemplates a rosebush, unknowingly pricking herself and shedding a drop of blood; one exactly like James's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 427 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Skies by ForbiddenMemory reviews
Red eyes watched me from the woods. A growl erupted from my chest and I slid Bella behind me. Orange-red then flashed before me. Victoria. Over 25000 Hits!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Shampoo by vnfan reviews
After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Heartbeat by kirasometimes reviews
Edward listens to Bella's heart beat. oneshot -GIFT-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Your Wish Is My Command by senpaicutie64 reviews
Alice and Edward decide that Bella needs a nice long vacation and who better to spend it with than Edward? Takes place after Eclipse, EdwardBella, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
Really Random: Christmas Edition! by yayme2012 reviews
Basically Anna, Mexi, and I being insane in the land of Harry Potter! This time it's Christmas. Keep in mind we all had much candy and soda before writing this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
So she dances by Niamh929 reviews
When he isn’t around to dazzle her out of her senses Bella finds that she has a new talent … [One Shot] BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Moonrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
It's been nearly eighteen years since Bella was changed, since Cara was born and given away. And now Edward and Bella's daughter is realizing that she's not going through your average teenager moodswings. It's something else entirely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
A Weasley Tradition by thenlaugh reviews
ONESHOT It’s common knowledge that Weasley traditions are of a legendary nature once made, they stick, and stick stronger than Sirius Black’s bikini clad muggle pictures to his bedroom wall at Grimmauld Place.PostDH HG fluff 5 years before Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Tongue Muscles by random smilie reviews
Did you know that the tongue's the strongest muscle in the human body? And we don't even have to excercise it! A slightly crazy LJ oneshot. In which Lily ponders on how to excercise her tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Explode Already by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
She would prove that James wasn’t perfectly calm all time – That James was an explosive, too.' [LilyJames][Majorly fluffy][R&R!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Monster On Harry's Chest by Chaser921 reviews
In a missing moment from HBP, Ginny decides to draw a Hungarian Horntail on Harry's chest with her makeup. Based on a drawing by mudblood428 at A oneshot that observes Harry and Ginny's new relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
28 steps to happily ever after by She's a Star reviews
In which lonely Valentine's Days lead to disasterous February 15ths, Hermione rocks that denial, Ron wallows in misery, and Harry and Ginny decide to mercifully play matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
I'll Sock Him One by charmingly-holly reviews
I’ve come to assume, over the years, just out of plain experience, that it is not a common occurrence to have people frolic about on the roof of my house. Oneshot. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy's in Love by She's a Star reviews
Ron Weasley's on a mission, and nothing's stopping him from asking Hermione out. Well . . . if he can manage to escape death by pumpkin juice, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Replacement by She's a Star reviews
In which Ron is relatively angst-ridden until an encounter with Hermione manages to change his mind a bit. Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Proper Dancing Lessons by She's a Star reviews
Hermione's anxiety about Harry arriving at The Burrow the summer after fifth year is lessened slightly when she discovers Ron partaking in some interesting behaviour . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Expressions of Love by She's a Star reviews
Love makes you do the wacky. Ron and Hermione just wish they didn't have to witness aforementioned wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Still by She's a Star reviews
And every dream is just a dream, after all. (HarryGinny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
When Tinsel Attacks by She's a Star reviews
. . . Christmas Decorating Gone Horribly Awry. "You try putting up tinsel when Peeves has got the other end and is trying to strangle you with it," said Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Kissing and Karma by She's a Star reviews
Mistletoe has reared its ugly head during the sixth year Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, resulting in revolting displays of affection, and one Miss Ginny Weasley ain't gonna stand for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Mighty Medley of Sirius by She's a Star reviews
When Petunia and Vernon announce their engagement, Sirius makes the occasion memorable by gracing the group with a little tune. (Set in MtP-universe.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Sirius B.
The Bet by She's a Star reviews
What, exactly, is the reason for Ron's rather . . . enthusiastic behaviour upon finding out that Harry and Cho kissed? Could a prize of five Galleons somehow be involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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Serious reviews
Songfic to Serious by Gwen Stefani: Everything's going well-Bella's changed, the family's happy. Until they pay a visit to the Denali clan and Tanya attempts to claim Edward. Starts out humorous, gets dramatic. B/E forever!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Justice reviews
When everyone is given their just desserts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008
I'm Shakin' reviews
Songfic to I’m Shakin’ by Rooney: Edward is challenged by Alice to stay with Bella throughout the worst four days of the month: her period. Can he withstand the darker side of Bella, or will the hormones crack that impossible composure? Contains HP 5 spoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temptation reviews
Takes place sometime during/after Eclipse: Edward is looking for Bella, finds her in her bathroom. Bella decides to tease Edward, etc. NO LEMONS. Bella doesn’t drop the towel. Nothing X-rated, nothing even R-rated. That’s why it’s rated T! Fluffy one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Flourescent reviews
A glimpse into Edward’s thoughts on the night in Eclipse, after he talks Bella out of her jealousy of Tanya and she is asleep. This is also a songfic to “Fluorescent” by Gwen Stefani.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete