Name: Liani Risate.
Location: Milky Way, Local Group
Age: a microscopic speck in the timeline of the universe.
Gender: I'm a girl.
Looks: Dark hair, dark eyes, pale skin, and I'm short.
I'm not really on this site to write fanfiction(not my forte), just to read it. And just to note, even though I have a lot of favorites, I don't just favorite every story I've ever read and liked even a little; If I favorite your story I really really like it, or find it incredibly interesting, or something like that. I've just been reading stuff on this site for...I want to say 6ish years, almost every day(so what, I'm addicted) so that's a lot of reading.
And to note some of the absolute best ones (I find when people do this it's incredibly helpful):
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham
Home Return by PhantomGrimalkin
Two Little Boys by Alydia Rackham
on fictionpress.com: Loki, Son of Laufey by A Keeley
Autumn Skies by CrazyMonkeyFox
if you're even somewhat religious: Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild
Maneem by HeCallsMeHisChild
Twin Kings by KA Rose
You Only Live Twice by thejennamonster
Perfect Defects and it's sequel Flawed Perfection by wallflower-chan
Understanding by Anthropometry
Haunted Destiny by Funkatron -danny phantom crossover
Harry Potter: (note that all these stories have Severus as a main character)
In Shining Armour by coffeeonthepatio
All That Glitters by mangoaddict
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn
Into the Fold by Pasi
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank (this one is just hilarity as I'm sure you can tell from the title. And it doesn't have Severus as a main character)
Professor Burbage and the Potions Master by Lion in the Land
Summer No Holiday by BlueHorizon6 (the absolute best 'Snape mentors Harry')
Walking the Line by hairballl26
What if? The Purgatory of Lily by Escoger
Wildcard by Bleak December (teen titans crossover - its Snape/Raven)
I'm sure there are other amazing ones I've missed, especially in the Invader Zim section, because I haven't read them for a very long time. When I figure them out I'll put them up.
Seriously, go see the movie Thor and the Avengers, because Tom Hiddleston as Loki is awesome and super hot! And while you're at it, go look up Norse Mythology. That stuff is amazing. I saw the Hobbit, and every time I see anthing LOTR I'm reminded just how much stuff Tolkein took from Norse Myths. Elves, Dwarves, cursed rings, storm giants, it goes on.
Reads: Avengers(movie), Thor(movie), Invader Zim (love Zim's amazing ability to cause massive amounts of cataclysmic destruction and not even know how he did it), Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Monsters Inc, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Vexx, although I've read some Inheritence Cycle, Young Wizards, Sky High, Grim and Evil, Lilo and Stitch, Ratchet and Clank, Finding Nemo, and a bunch of other stuff. And I love crossovers, when they are done well they are AWESOME!!
As for books, I mostly read fantasy/sci-fi.
Favorite books: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Young Wizards(Wizards at War), Uglies, The Mad Scientist's Club, A Girl Named Disaster, Paperquake, Series of Unfortunate Events, Blubber, The Dragon Keeper, Holes, Night, The Hobbit, New Moon(Team Jacob!), The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, JTHM Comics...
Favorite Movies: I Robot, Transformers, Iron Man, A Beautiful Life, Pirates of the Carribean, Lilo and Stitch, Finding Nemo, Pinnapple Express (it's so funny), The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Sydney White, Jimmy Neutron, The Bucket List, Holes, Sandlot, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Proposal...
Favorite Music: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Evanescence, Eminem, Sum 41, Puddle of Mudd, Three Doors Down, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Disturbed, Seether, Metallica
Stuff I like: Norse Mythology, science, the letter k, the word cataclysm, math, chocolate, the colors orange, purple and lime green, sunflowers, cats, giraffes, fantasy and sci-fi, reading, knitting, oragami, kayaking, sleeping, daydreaming, laughing, nighttime...
Stuff I hate: the smell of clementines/oranges, pretzels, writing essays, sappy romance, annoying popular people, backstabbing, awesome fanfiction that is never updated, needles, gossip, huge crowds, high heels, asparagus
The Avengers: All aboard the SS Frostiron!
Thor (movie): Loki
Invader Zim: Zim and Tak, and I am a ZATR fan! ZAGR is a close second though.
Harry Potter: I will read anything with Severus Snape because he is awesome!
Danny Phantom: Mr. Lancer, and the Ghostwriter. I'm not particularly partial to any pairings, but I like Danny/Valarie.
Teen Titans: Raven, and I'm a RaeBB shipper.
Avatar the Last Airbender: Hmmm...I wanna say Zuko and Toph as my fav characters, along with Sokka and Iroh. Not shipping any specific pairing...I really don't like Katara much though.
Monsters Inc: Randall Boggs
Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow the Hedgehog
Finding Nemo: Gill
--the other ones I read I don't have any particular character interest.
Cyborg: Yeah, man. The locals don't like it when you blow up their stuff. - Teen Titans
Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies-not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. - some random email I got once.
"Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Slade: Trust is something easily broken but difficult to build. - Teen Titans
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes" -Macbeth
Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the bible, you get credit for tryin'. - Pirate's: Dead Man's Chest
Jack Sparrow: to Pintel and Ragetti Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt. - Pirates: Dead Man's Chest
Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with. - Pirates: Dead Man's Chest
Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs! - Avatar the Last Airbender
Tallest Red: Zim? You're alive?
Zim: Yes, so very alive, and full of goo. Mission goo! - Invader Zim
Zim: But, invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins! - Invader Zim
Zim: My business... is done!
Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. So much! - Invader Zim
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose! - Invader Zim
Dib: Sorry...I'm late...horrible nightmare visions...
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down. - Invader Zim
Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR Units! Hey! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these things could really get hurt! pauses Send them to Zim.
Tallest Red: gasps But they'll destroy him! laughs
Tallest Purple: Ah, let's go eat food. - Invader Zim
Zim: Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self! - Invader Zim
"Um, well, you better get going, it's Tuesday, and you know what that means - U.F.O.'s!!" -JTHM
"Nooo... setting people on fire is wrong. Hee hee. You're silly, Shmee." - Squee
"There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter." - JTHM
"Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs." -JCV
"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" - Draco Malfoy
"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George Weasley
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape
"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death." - JTHM
"You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive." - JTHM
Zim: I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from…inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes. Arm control nerve.
Dib: In my...belly?
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!
Blonde Things: Put a > next to the ones you've done. I've done 19 out of 40 blonde things.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
>You have ran into a glass/screen door
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
> You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree
It IS possible to lick your elbow
> You just tried to lick your elbow
> You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
> You just tried to sing them
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
> You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
> You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
> You just looked at it
Your hair is blonde
People have called you slow A LOT!
You have accidentally caught something on fire
> You tried to drink out of a straw, but you jabbed it into your nose/eyes
> You have caught yourself drooling
You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
Sometimes you just stop thinking
> You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
> You use your fingers to do simple math
> You have eaten a bug
> You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
> You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
> You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
You break a lot of things.
Friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
The word 'umm' is used many times a day
You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
>You have spelled your name wrong
> You have drawn a deformed heart
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Words of Wisdom
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour’s newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you lend someone 20 and never see him again; it was probably worth it.
If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!
Wisdom comes from good judgment and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes."
"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."
You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school.
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed
You live within 20 minutes of your ex
You have been to the movies within the last week
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver.
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are Atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 5 tattoos.
You straighten your hair.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You can’t remember last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work.
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at.
You have been creeped out by it.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You slept in past 10 am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
You are thinking of someone right now.
Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
You ended your last relationship.
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You were/are a teenage mom.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-concious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have/had a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a twin.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You have worked with a Kayla.
You have gone to the movies with a Jared.
You have hugged a Lexie.
You have held hands with a Marcus.
You have dated a Rachel.
You’ve been in love with a Spencer.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You keep a lot of secrets from people.
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
Your favourite season is Autumn.
Your favourite colour is orange.
Your favourite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You answered every question truthfully.
WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS.
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen then?"
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!"
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father."
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
*If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I once asked my chem teacher if a banana tree would explode when you watered it, because he had just shown us an experiment where he put potassium in water and set it on fire)
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*If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
*If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, TallestYellow(Around 14 hours. Take or give a bit.), Liani Risate(7 hours straight)
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*Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, LisalikesPhantom, Shadowxwolf, JoSchmo666, TallestYellow, Liani Risate
*If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
*There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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*Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
*98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
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*If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies, worship Satan, and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED