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Author has written 24 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, and Mighty Boosh.

Hi! I'm Louise! I write fictions for Torchwood, The Mighty Boosh and Doctor Who, coz those three are my favourite shows EVER!

I originally joined fanfiction to write Torchwood fics, but have since then decided that The Mighty Boosh is where my heart lies :D

If anyone wants to give me any plot bunnies, i will do my best to write them for you! PM me!

Pairings

My favourite pairings in fics are Jack/Ianto (obviously), Howard/Vince, Vince/Noel, 10Doctor/OC, 10Doctor/Donna (there are nowhere near enough fics about these two - am i the only on who would love them together?? Maybe i should write one myself), 10Doctor/Jack, 9Doctor/Jack.

i cannot stand Jack/Gwen shipping, or 10Doctor/Rose (mainly because i started to dislike her smugness during series 2, and then it pissed me off how they ruined Martha's chances of being a great companion by having the Doctor mope around thinking of Rose all series) Please no-one hold that against me! I'm also not a huge fan of RPS, although if it's well written I can tolerate it.

I absolutely adore fluffy fics, but i only really like proper smut with slash pairings (dunno if that's weird. i hope not lol). i also love angsty fics (mainly Vince angst from The Mighty Boosh. Dont ask me why, but i love it when that guy is all miserable and tortured! I may be slightly twisted.), but i'm a sucker for a happy ending ;)

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beunydd a am byth by Baconaise-Light reviews
The long awaited sequel to Fy Cariad. Remembering is the one thing that would destroy them forever...but what if the forgetting is just so much worse...? SUMMARY EDITED JackIanto JANTO- rated for language and mild horror themes. NEWLY UPDATED
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
What Never Should Be by blucougar57 reviews
What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899? Alternate Universe.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 165,386 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Remembering? by hanily reviews
He had dreamt of a metal woman, a prehistoric dinosaur and a man who couldn’t die." Sequel to The Letter. Read that first Chapter one reposted due to a small error on my part - sorry!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ianto J.
Half Full of Hollow by Froody reviews
Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to step back into his well genius Zooniverse boots, Fountain-of-Youth style.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Coffee shots by Latitude142 reviews
A collection of oneshots mainly Jack and Ianto, romance,comedy,angst etc Chapter 30 - Ring
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Clinging On For Life by SisiDraig reviews
What if the line 'someone's copying me' had only been said because Vince didn't have the heart to tell Howard the truth about what the doctor had really said? How will Howard react when Vince tells him the truth? Howince, coz i can't resist
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Boosh on Mars by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
My name is Vince Noir. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
After Every Party I Die by BeckyRocks-x reviews
Unrequited Howince. T to be safe. 'This is what has become of ‘Vince Noir, Rock and Roll star’. I’m sitting in the street openly crying, dishevelled and alone. To me it seems like I die a bit more after every party.'
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
The Fantasist Loner and the Mysterious Moon by SisiDraig reviews
AU! It's a sort of warped fairy tale style at least it is so far . Vince Noir is an outcast and a daydreamer with a fasination with the mysterious man, who lives in the rumoured haunted house next door. Basically, read if bored. Prob.Howince eventuall
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,629 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Yesterdays by SisiDraig reviews
SEQUEL - To Love Statistic - Vince is devestated to find Howard gone
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
If Only Life Were Like Fairy Tales by SisiDraig reviews
SEQUEL to 'Who Said It Would Last Forever' - It's parent's evening, after finding our a certain Mr Noir will be there Howard decides to tag along. What will happen when they meet? Will Howard have to choose between his family and the man he once loved?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,707 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Love Statistic by SisiDraig reviews
Vince joins a new game in the clubs; what will happen when it all gets a bit too close to home? Some swearing! Howince! Rated for Concept; no graphic detail - no detail at all D But it was suggested i put the rating up.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
From Conception to Birth by irishhair reviews
After Vince drinks what he thinks is an aphrodisiac, he experiences some unforeseen consequences.... Warning: contains explicit m/m sex and mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Caring For Ianto by x-juicy-lucy-x reviews
Finally, a new chapter! The team have found a strange device, which has had an even stranger effect on Ianto. Can the team look after him? Jack/Ianto implied and will probably end up blatant by later chapters. Rating raised for shexshy Tosh/Owen stuff. R&
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,609 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008
Edge of a Broken Heart by SisiDraig reviews
SEQUEL - It’s a year on since ‘Everything and Nothing’ and Vince and Howard are having relationship problems because of the pressure from fans and family. Are they strong enough to make it through?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,537 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
We Drive Tonight by KickingRoses reviews
Christmas fic. Vince has something special planned for Howard this Xmas Eve. Most probably will end up a Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Love is like a bottle of gin by irishhair reviews
Jones is drunk and overly amorous at a party. Dan allows him to take his frustrations out on him. Dan/Jones
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
What's Broken Can Always Be Fixed by LDNatalie reviews
Howince, set after Series 3. Howard and Vince get caught-up in a spell; and realise what its like to be each other.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
A Gingerbread Nightmare by Froody reviews
In which Howard destroys the fine art of baking, blatantly misinterprets Vince's festive intentions, and ultimately lodges his foot in his mouth - with fluffy results. Features Vince's own Gingerbread Castle!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Jekyll by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Vince finds an injured foxcub, but has trouble letting it go. Just a oneshot ;P Stupid summary, but it's not THAT bad :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Damaged by irishhair reviews
Nathan Barley: Dan Ashcroft hates himself completely and utterly. In his own eyes he is little better than a cheap whore to Jonnatton Yeah? and he doesn't see how someone like Jones could continue to put up with him for much longer. Dan/Jones
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Reassurances by elgardner reviews
Noel may be a lot of things, and not all of them good, but Julian wouldn't change him for the world. Julian/Noel friendship
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Instinct by irishhair reviews
Set after the episode Fountain of Youth, Naboo minds baby Vince and Howard. He hasn't slept in three days and hasn't smoked in five. Will he go mad before Saboo and Tony Harrison come back from the fountain of ageing?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008
After the Party by LDNatalie reviews
From a quotes challenge. Series 3, Howince. Beta'd by the gorgeous StarofAndromeda. What if the party had gone differently?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Dinner for Two by CailenBraern reviews
It's a year since The Party. Vince promises to let Howard decide how to celebrate his 33rd birthday, but all Howard wants is a minimal fuss and to connect like they used to do.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Of Nurses Uniforms and Lightsabre Duels by irishhair reviews
Oneshot, not connected to my Damaged series. Jonnatton Yeah? gets Dan to write an article about sex aids for men. Dan/Jones. Very mature/explicit content.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Everything and Nothing by SisiDraig reviews
AU fic! Vince Noir is one of the biggest rock stars in the world. Howard Moon is a struggling jazz musician. When the two men meet their worlds will be turned upside down!...xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
The Consequences of Actions by Tripod Gal reviews
Gwen learns some things about her team and fiancé and finally get given the consequences for her actions. WARNING: GWEN BASHING don't like don't read. Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys short one sided Gwen/Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
7 Years Change a Man by perichan reviews
after 7 years of seperation Vince and Howard have a chance meeting in a club, but can their love for one another be rekindled after such a long time? howince k for now
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,791 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Too small for his boots by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
A sequel to 'Howard's little man'. Bollo didn't read the small print so something 'small' happens to Vince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,897 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
With You by PreviouslyJerBear reviews
The world was on fire, no one could save me but you.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Deconstructing the Boosh by magenta1977 reviews
The Boosh had it all...a successful tour, a film, an album, but then it just ended... why?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
The Green Door by SisiDraig reviews
Mighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xx
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
A tale of love by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Vince Noir is fed up, his life is just a mismatch of unloving partners, or seedy attempts at seduction. He wants somthing more in his life, he needs that special northern man, and when he bumps into him that day, the chase begins.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008
Masquerade by violence4 reviews
“I’m giving it to you,” the man said, “Because I know there’s somebody at that party who wants to see you there.” Howince. A Halloween story.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Blood on the stairs: Zombie Survival by ButtonsMagoo reviews
A thudding comes from the shop door, once that door is opened all hell breaks loose, now Howard and Naboo are trapped, with Vince dead, and patrolling their every move how will they escape...alive? Rated for Violence, and gore. Happy Halloween.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
Demon Child by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Vince's secret is revealed, and nothing will stop his demonic rampage? Or will it, is there any hope for the small man? is he all the demon everyone thinks? Will Howard and Naboo's help and risk be enough? Rated T for violence and swearing, may go up.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Just Perfect by Storms-Are-My-Nature reviews
I was thinking about how Perfect Jack and Ianto are together, and wanted to express this somehow. But, because Tosh is just so brilliant, she wriggled into it and helped the story along! Janto - obviously. Tosh, Jack, Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Free Time by LadyAnalyn reviews
After 'Exit Wounds' before 'Stolen Earth'. Jack and Ianto have some free time, meant to be bizarre. Just for fun. r&r if ya like. oneshot
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Goin Quackers by SparkieSchteff reviews
Howard finds Vince playing in some sand which leads to the electro poof meeting a very strange little duck. Crackfic! Written by myself and Jamie ButtonsMagoo
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Ain't it fun by SisiDraig reviews
And it's done! A life's worth of planning, a decade's worth of pretending, a days worth of destruction. Vince's true identity has been revealed and now he and Howard are on the run from dangerous criminals and a few angry pensioners. No longer a one shot
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
These Broken Hearts We Mend by Vera Steine reviews
I know you so intimately, and yet I barely know you. It's the way we live, we keep so much of ourselves hidden."
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Panto by irishhair reviews
Vince has never heard the story of Cinderella. After some cajoling, Howard takes him to see the local production of the Panto. Vince isn't sure why Cinderella has to be with the prince though. What's wrong with ending up with your best mate? Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Slacker Slayer by Mark Crofton reviews
Buffy is not pleased to discover that she was not Destiny's first choice to be the Slayer. The weirdness escalates when Ethan Rayne comes to town and puts into motion a truly fiendish plan.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Nanageddon by SparkieSchteff reviews
A Boosh/Catherine Tate crossover again. Vince and Howard are working in the Lion enclosure when an old lady and her grandson come along. Rated T for swearing mainly. One shot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Jack's Darkest Hour by Solsbury Girl reviews
Jack is abducted – but by what, or by whom, and why? A Jack-centric story, clearly, with a twist of Owen and a squeeze of Ianto. Jack likes to squeeze Ianto... and who can blame him!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
No Rooftop is Safe! by castiel-holmes reviews
Angel/Torchwood crossover. TOTAL CRACK. Angel and Jack meet on a rooftop. Wackiness and sex ensue. Oh yeah, Captain John and Spike are here, too.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Reflection by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Jack Harkness never fell in love - until he came along. Ianto Jones....Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Back Home by RoadrunnerGER reviews
Jack’s gone to find his Doctor and Ianto is trying to cope. Janto, what else... LOL
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Repair by Trainee Hero reviews
Set just after Cyberwoman. Ianto is broken, but his new neighbour Alice is determined to help. His new neighbour who arrived just after a slight surge of Rift activity...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
Bruised by Vera Steine reviews
It wasn't a big deal, really. Just another injury that was the risk of working for Torchwood. Fluff, Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Concentrate On Me by Jennie-x reviews
Listen to Lost Souls first! Ianto is dealing with what happened in Switzerland, and Jack is there to help! Spoilers: Lost souls, and Exit Wounds.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Bubbles by Potterfan89 reviews
Jack comes back from a conference wanting to be with only Ianto, what he finds is not what he expected
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
How Ianto Jones Learned About Point Seven by Solsbury Girl reviews
How did Ianto discover that Owen’s herbal tea was a powerful hallucinogen? Janto fluff, with a pinch of Owen for spice.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Monkey by redcognito reviews
The monkey stared at him. Jack stared back. Slash. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Bare Essentials by somethingratherrandom reviews
Ianto notices a few strange changes in his body. What is the reason? How will it affect both him, and the rest of the Torchwood team? Mpreg, Swearing. Most reviewed Mpreg in Torchwood gendre :-
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
In which Jack's secret is uncovered by frigo reviews
I believe this type of story is referred to as CRACK.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
You gave away my straighteners! by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Howard give's Leroy Vince's straighteners, and he's not too happy - but hey alls well that end's well, yes Howince :D Co-written by Sassy-saz, casue she's really amazing!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Rainy Day Kisses by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince and Howard get caught in a rainstorm. What will they discover as they dry off and warm up? Fluff of the highest order.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Stop! in the name of Love by LDNatalie reviews
Vince learns how to drive, with help from Howard. One-shot, beta'd by Radar-rox. Rated T.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Breathe by TheRavenclawNinja reviews
Every time he dies, he must choose. Choose to breathe. And he does it for him. JackIanto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Journey's End Aftermath by ilovejackharkness reviews
Rewatching JE on telly, I came up with this. The Janto reunion we weren't given in the show. Jack/Ianto of course, fluff and angst. Read and review, please!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Phone Call by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince and Howard's friendship is on thin ice. Has too much damage been done, or is there still a chance to make things right? Rated M just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Freaky Friday by geekchic79 reviews
When Owen, Ianto and Gwen find a mysterious artefact in Jack's office it puts them all in a very freaky situation. How will they cope with an anniversary dinner, a potential date and a very large tub of whipped cream? Janto a mixture of angst and fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Pop Tarts, Cherryade and Golden Grahams by LDNatalie reviews
First dates don't always go to plan... One-shot, rated T, Radar-rox was my lovely beta.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
A Ghost Ate My Sandwich by brokenmoonlight reviews
4th in the FLTNY series. Strange goings-on lead Vince to believe that his and Howard's new house is haunted.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Cuts of the Heart by chugirl2526 reviews
Vince tries to tell Howard he loves him, with disasterous results. Rated 'T' for suicide attempt.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Bullied by northernbullet reviews
Vince falls prey to a petty thug, and turns to Howard for support. T for language
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Tragic Reunion by brokenmoonlight reviews
Steam enveloped him as he stepped onto the fluffy bath-mat, and for a moment, held in its embrace, he felt safe...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Grass Isn't Always Greener by SisiDraig reviews
Vince has finally achieved his lifes goal of becoming a rock star... but will it make him truely happy?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Booshy Hollow by chugirl2526 reviews
After a series of murders have been done at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel? slash
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Witness by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince sees something he really shouldn't have and fears he may have put not only his life in danger, but Howard's too.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Coming Home by ScaredandConfused reviews
Craig comes home to Hollyoaks, a year after leaving from Dublin. He might want his sunset ending, but things have changed. JPK.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Howard's Odyssey by northernbullet reviews
Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Friends of the Bride by Joon reviews
The Doctor, Donna, and Torchwood Three attend Martha Jones' wedding. The Doctor gets slightly pissed, Donna gets exasperated, and Jack makes good use of another greenhouse. Spoiler for "Exit Wounds."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
The Candles of love! by BAILETTE reviews
Vince and Howard are testing each others patience. One shot FLUFFER!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Insatiable by chugirl2526 reviews
A look at Vince and Howard's relationship in song form. Sucky summery, sorry.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
In His Shoes by BeckyRocks-x reviews
Howard gets annoyed by the way his friends treat him, but will he find life in Vince's shoes any better? I bumsuck at summaries, just read it :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Passion by brokenmoonlight reviews
Very M-rated smut. That's all I can say really. You have been warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Hibernation by brokenmoonlight reviews
A mistake Howard doesn't know about leaves him devastated.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
From London to New York by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard finally snaps and a year later, Vince, unbeknowst to anyone else, is still struggling to cope. Will they ever reunite, or is it too late?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,657 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Picnic basket by ButtonsMagoo reviews
What's a picnic without fluff?...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Paints and Brushes by SparkieSchteff reviews
Vince is ill so Howard goes out to buy him a nice present. Oneshot, just clean fluffy fun
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Morning by violence4 reviews
Finally they're together...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
La Ville de Romance by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard and Vince go on holiday to Paris and end up making a huge, life-changing decision. Majorly sticky sweet fluff. Minor sex scene.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Second Best by ultra-electrogirl reviews
okayy. Vince's POV. Set after series 3. angst and lots of it. although chapter 1 is like a contents list-y thing. you'll see why when you read the others. COMPLETED! and, GOD, won't I miss it! xxx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
My Moon, My Man by Isobel Morgan reviews
I've always tried to resist writing Howince/Vinward fluff, but this one sort of escaped. Hope it's not too dreadful.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Hedgehog by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Vince finds a injured hegehog. I'm too tired to do a proper summary. Let's jus say it's cute.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Rescue by northernbullet reviews
Howard and Vince spend the night in after a long day at the Zooniverse. A few bottles of red wine later, and Vince is worried he'll confess everything... Howince fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Discovered by northernbullet reviews
Vince has one day left at the flat before he moves away to join a new band...will Howard pluck up the courage to share his feelings or will the maverick be left alone?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Dandelion by brokenmoonlight reviews
It's a stifling hot day at the Zooniverse, and something happens involving alcohol, a dandelion and a bit of tickling. You know it's just slashy, fluffy goodness.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Jazz Maverick, the Mod & the Wardrobe by violence4 reviews
The flat is falling apart, people are vanishing, and Naboo's spells don't work. Could this have anything to do with the strange portal in Vince's wardrobe? A portal that leads to a very genius bedroom and two men with suspiciously familiar voices...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,790 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
What She Lost by svgurl410 reviews
oneshot; Clark was not always going to be there to play the role as Lana Lang’s back up boyfriend. It was about time she saw it too. And see it she does. Clark/Oliver, slash.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
I Hate Flying by ButtonsMagoo reviews
The real reason why Howard hates flying so much. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Fall In Love To It by Serinity46 reviews
It's dark and abandoned...and probably not 21st century Earth...so why is a mysterious speaker playing All Hands On Deck by Waking Ashland? Kinda a songfic, maybe. TenDonna shippy in the purest. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Parallel Reality by brokenmoonlight reviews
Noel and Julian get transported to another world, and are shocked to discover that something they thought fictional is actually very much alive - and how will Howard and Vince feel when they find that they have been written into a crazy comedy show?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Food Fight! by brokenmoonlight reviews
It's Pancake Day - guess what Vince wants? More shameless fluff from me, I'm afraid. I can't help it!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Thirty First Kisses by Jennifer Wand reviews
Thirty different ways in which Matt and Mohinder might share their first kiss.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,231 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
Just Another Day in Smallville: A Spoof by Jade4813 reviews
My first fanfic ever. A short hopefully humorous spoof of some of the things that happen a lot in Smallville. Mild Lana bashing, but nothing too severe. Comments of any sort are welcome, even encouraged, but please be gentle!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
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Secrets and Lies reviews
Sequel to 'Secret'. Howard's life started the night he ran away when he was 16, and he's been running ever since. But there's only so long you can run from the past before it catches up with you....
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Life and Death reviews
*The first time Jack realised what had been done to him, he cried* Spoilers for CoE day 4.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Way Back When reviews
After an incident with an un-known alien artifact, Ianto wakes up somewhere he really doesn't want to be. Now all he has to do is find a way to reverse it and get home...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,744 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Ianto J.
The Switch reviews
Howard and Vince can't stand each other, and want nothing more than to be apart. However a chance encounter with a stranger leaves them in a situation neither could possibly have imagined...they're going to have to live with the other very closely indeed.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,727 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Institution reviews
When the walls between reality and fantasy blur, how much can we really trust what we see around us?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Secret reviews
Howard's secret is out. Now what? Now a story!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Walking a Mile reviews
Vince and Noel both have accidents. Can their friends work out what happened before it's too late? Rating upped to 'T' for language, just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,239 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Infatuation reviews
It wasn't bullying. It wasn't.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008
One Year On reviews
Sequel to 'The New Girl' Characters improved! I promise! One year from the events of The New Girl, and things are going well. But when two familiar faces show up, will everyone be strong enough?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
What Goes on the Roof reviews
Random one-shot. The creation of my writers block!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Memories reviews
Vince goes missing, and a year later Howard starts talking to a stranger in a bar about him. No longer just a One-Shot! Rating upped to 'T'. Now complete!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,376 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
A Long Way From Home reviews
Sequel to 'The Rift', so you might wanna read that first. The Rift opens again...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
Letter reviews
A letter from Howard to Vince. Rated T for mild swearing.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Reset reviews
AU version of the Torchwood episode 'Reset'. What if Martha had come across one of the Torchwood members before, in the year that never was? How would she react to seeing them again?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Changes reviews
Vince thinks his life could be better if he could make certain choices again, and take a different path. But could it really be that straightforward?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Found? reviews
Sequel to 'Lost', so read that first or it wont really make sense :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Relationships reviews
Howard tries to find love. Rated T just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Lost reviews
Noel and Julian have a secret...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
You Have No Idea reviews
Same insignificant moment, two points of view.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
AntiHoward reviews
When Howard wont let Vince throw a party, he goes to extreme lengths to get him to change his mind. But can Vince cope with the changes in his friend? And can the changes ever be undone? Now Complete!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,185 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Rift reviews
Story now complete! When the Rift opens unexpectedly, it leaves Two members of the Torchwood team somewhere they never expected to see...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Curse of the Timelords reviews
It can be so lonely...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The New Girl reviews
This is my first fan fiction, so please be nice!: How will the team react when someone new comes through the rift, something they've never encountered before...? Jack/Ianto, 10Doc/Rachel, slight implied Jack/Gwen. R&R please!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Death of the Face of Boe reviews
What happens to the Face of Boe after he dies? This fic assumes that the Face of Boe is in fact Jack. If you don't like it, don't read . Random oneshot : .
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete