SanityIsNotStatistical
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Joined 03-21-08, id: 1530301, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Location: England

Gender: Female

Fan Fics written: Four Years: My first fan fiction ever, and very angsty I like to think it has an interesting plot but it has a few flaws!

Back to the Phoenix: A fairly generic timetravel fic, the interesting twist is it being loosely based on the Back to the Future plot, updates currently infrequent unfortunately.

They Come In Pairs: The fanfic where I am allowed to be fairly silly about H.P and allows for a bit of OOCness.

Size, Solitude and Something: This is mostly drabble, something I had lying around on my laptop that I posted out of boredom.

An Unexpected phone call: Now, I'm quite proud of this, my first H.P oneshot that is actually about something, so don't go flaming unless you REALLY hate it.

The Missing Book: This is me filling in the break between the birth of Renesmee and Bella waking up in Breaking Dawn. From Jacob's POV. I tried to keep it as close to SM's style as possible. Sucessfully or not.

Favorite Quotes:

Albus Dumbledore was rarely nervous. That is not to say he never worried about things. He did. But nervousness was something that hardly ever happened. The last time he had felt this psychotic twitter in his stomach was when the clerk at Honeydukes had told him quite solemnly they were thinking of discontinuing lemon drops.-In Plain Sight, melissophobia


Can I have a look look at Uranus, too, Lavender?-(Ron) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


“Well, a kiss between friends isn’t that bad, is it?” Hermione asked. “It’s just playing around, it’s not like there’s anything serious behind it. I know that me and Ginny—“

“WHAT.”

Ron and Harry pointed at Hermione. Ron’s face was caught between disgust and arousal, while Harry was entirely shocked.-Incidentally, I'm Not Ready, Taboo-starbow


As soon as they were back in the hallway, Harry groaned. “Oh great, at this rate we’ll never lose the House Cup.”

“Most people wouldn’t see this as a problem, Harry,” Hermione told him, confused.

“But I do because it’s the Suck-Up Cup, remember?” When Hermione shook her head, Harry continued, “Oh, right, you weren’t there. Either way, I believe that the House Cup is a school-wide conspiracy to try and spawn as many teacher’s pets as they can and encourage teacher’s pet-like behavior in everyone. Snape and I are doing all we can, but we can’t lose Gryffindor the House Cup alone!”

Hermione just stared at him. “You have problems.”-Oh God Not Again! Sarah1281


“No, the other last part. The one about Voldemort killing you,” Sirius clarified.

“Oh, well he killed me and I had a nice chat with Dumbledore’s soul who informed me that just because I was imagining things it didn’t make it not real and then I got better.”

Sirius just stared at him.

“It gets better,” Harry grinned. “Apparently I only survived because of the power of love.”

Sirius groaned. “For the record, when you’re telling this to other people, try to come up with an explanation that sounds more badass.”-Oh God Not Again! Sarah1281


Harry held his old animosity toward Malfoy wrapped around him like a warm blanket. Remembering that he once poisoned Ron and cursed Katie Bell made it easier not to think about the fact that he somehow smelled like fresh baked brownies.-Ten Steps Digitallance


"I'll see you later then," i said, trying for casual again, staring down at the whirling lid. And by the way, I adore you...in frightening and dangerous ways.-Edward, Midnight Sun


"Why won't you leave me alone?"

Believe me, I wanted to say, I've tried.

Oh, and also, I'm wretchedly in love with you.

Keep it light.-Edward, Midnight Sun


"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose Mum thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."-Um...George (obviously) Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone


(Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"Fred and George, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


Oh, and finally:

Things I dislike on fanfiction:

MPreg-it's just...creepy, it's not possible and the idea of a guy all preggers...just ew...

Harry&Ron-Arggghhh! My eyes!!

Manipulative Dumbledore-everyone knows he's like the most amazing old dude ever-respect your elders! Also, when people have Dumbledore being all pervy on harry, that's just sick and completely ruins the whole father/son, mentor/mentee(?) relationship Harry and he have in the books. Stop staining our screens people!

When the Dursley's are just TOO evil-yeah, we hate them, they suck, yadadada, I'm not disputing that, but Uncle Vernon is not about to rape/beat harry at the drop of a hat, it's not like he's Voldie-evil, people, and not even Voldimort goes as far as violating Harry...ew, bad mental pictures there.

And when Harry is TOO OCC (inc.angstyness)-just because you wield the power to manipulate him as you please, does not mean he should suddenly start, I don't know, self harming, or at the opposite end of the spectrum being all "I'm the boy who lived, worship me" whatev, folks.

Authors going into too much detail-I don't care if the bra of the girl sitting three rows down from Harry, right behind that weird slitherin dude who picks his nose who is best friends with Blaize Zabini's cousin was pink with lace and black pinstrips across the front and polka dots across the back, which she wore to impress the guy sitting behind her who is in the Gobstones club with her oh and by the way this has nothing to do with the story I just like to describe everything to you to draw attention away from the fact this has no plausible plot and I can't write!! Sigh Just don't do it, okay?

These are simply not my cuppa tea.

That is, oficially all.

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Just a Kiss by Hubard reviews
A short comical story set in HBP about Harry and Ginny and a trap that locks them together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unwanted Love by shounenai4life reviews
Harry and Draco. Enemies for life. So what happens when Harry finds himself falling hard for Draco in a way that may be...deadly? Post- Voldermort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,999 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Disarmed by Aebhel reviews
Edmund joins the fencing club.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Prongs Final Prank by Tom Kristal reviews
Post DH - After a visit from Gringotts, Harry discovers one of the last legacy's from his Father. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Observations by sheffers reviews
Sometimes it is easier to see a couple falling in love when you are not in that relationship. Ron, Hermione, Neville and Luna watch as Harry and Ginny start to fall in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One Night Out On Good Behaviour by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM. We've been separated for nearly a month, Potter. Who knows when we'll be let out on good behaviour again? This night isn't over yet. Formerly a oneshot, now a chaptered story due to good reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken by doom mongerer reviews
Short Room of Requirement fic. James and Sirius stumble onto an unexpected girl in the room of requirement. She mistakes James for someone who looks just like him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - James P., Ginny W. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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Back To the Phoenix reviews
When Harry goes back in time Lily accidentally falls for him instead of James and hilarity ensues. Now he must get his parents back together and back to the future-all with the help of Dumbledore of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,254 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., James P.
The Missing Book reviews
The extended version of Jacob's book. Have you ever wondered how the Cullen's react to Jacob's imprinting? How he explains it to the other werewolves? With Bella transforming upstairs, what is going on in the Cullen household? Now you can find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
An Unexpected Call reviews
Harry is just about to settle down to lunch with his family when he receives a mysterious and very unexpected phone call from a relative.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
They Come In Pairs reviews
It had been exactly one month since Hermione had declared her love for a red-headed twin to a red-headed twin, the only problem was, it had been the wrong twin. Fred/Hermione. Fred does NOT die!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Size, Solitude and Something reviews
A one-shot for now from Alice's POV just before this great saga all happened. Nice Alice/Jasper interaction. May continue further into the first book. Short, cute, worth a look ?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Four Years reviews
After the War Harry enters a deep state of depression, unable to take it anymore he fakes his own death and disapears. Four years later, where is Harry now the whole world believes he killed himself? And what has become of those he left behind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete